I'm a student in IT Carlow, Ireland studying computer systems. I play a lot of games and I'll be tossing my abominations onto moddb eventually, but for now I gotta get better at coding.

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CaptainLagfail Dec 24 2012 replied:

I certainly see Misery as a vast improvement on CoP, but as someone who thought CoP was crap in comparison to SoC, I don't see how much you can actually change. The landscape remains uninteresting, even with all the touch ups you can add to it.

Your technical accomplishments are amazing, but CoP itself is still a bare and empty game compared to SoC.

+3 votes   feature: MOTY Editors Choice 2012
CaptainLagfail Sep 23 2012 replied:

E6600 + GTX460, base clock

Slowdown only at that yellow tram scene and 3 crashes in total over the entire play through.

It is astounding that the game is this stable without massive amounts of beta testing. Most AAA games on mature engines with millions of beta testers crash more than that.

I think ValveTime feel they can't call themselves critics unless they criticise. On occasion, something comes out that requires no criticism. This is one of those times.

+4 votes   media: ValveTime Review - Black Mesa
CaptainLagfail Jun 15 2012 replied:

This is also extremely important in a competitive game with very fast moving players. Should be aiming for the performance of Counter Strike, not Crysis.

+2 votes   media: Docking Station Reveal
CaptainLagfail Jun 10 2012 replied:

That's exactly it, but my point stands. Shaking your head in battle is one thing, doing loop-de-loops is another.

0 votes   mod: MISERY
CaptainLagfail Jun 9 2012 says:


Is there a way to turn off or reverse whatever changes you made to head bobbing?

It gets kind of hard to focus on what you're doing in firefights when your character is literally spinning full 360 degrees every few seconds. I was lining up a shot on a bandit, just about to pull the trigger and then my character, on his own, turned around and faced the other way, then back again. By then the bandit was aiming back at me.

I love what you've done with everything else, but this is getting beyond annoying.

+1 vote   mod: MISERY
CaptainLagfail Mar 2 2012 replied:

Morrowind with all expansions is very cheap these days. I paid €8 for the whole lot. Slightly more than a McDonalds meal in Ireland. There's really no excuse to use illegitimate copies.

+2 votes   mod: Morrowind Rebirth 3.31
CaptainLagfail Feb 28 2012 replied:

Seems a lot of people can play the demo fine... I opened it, created an account, logged in and it's not giving an option to demo... I get 'pay $15' or 'cancel'.

+2 votes   engine: Outerra Engine
CaptainLagfail Feb 6 2012 replied:

Need to pinch the lips in a bit more, otherwise she just looks mumpsy.

+2 votes   media: Why helo thar
CaptainLagfail Feb 2 2012 replied:

There will obviously be the option to package the files up and distribute them as you like. That's common sense.

I wonder what effect Steam Workshop would have on Desura's community, though... You can't really beat direct mod integration built by the game's own developers.

+2 votes   news: Still Waiting for the CK
CaptainLagfail Jan 28 2012 says:

Yes, Lord Vivec!

+1 vote   media: War of the worlds.
CaptainLagfail Dec 28 2011 replied:

Nonsense. For the last time, you are not a bra.

+12 votes   media: Motion Capture (!)
CaptainLagfail Dec 22 2011 replied:

I would buy this story.

+3 votes   media: Galactopticon poster
CaptainLagfail Dec 8 2011 says:

Yeah. All it really needs is a few strands hanging over the map / blade edges.

+1 vote   media: Skyrim Wallpaper
CaptainLagfail Dec 8 2011 replied:

Bought pocket ed for €0.10

I agree legally and contractually that Mojang shot themselves in the foot with that line in the license agreement. Unfortunately for them, law is law. I don't mind paying the extra (even as an alpha buyer) as Mojang never intended to make a pocket version when that license agreement was written, but for those who do want the android / xbox360 version free... legally they're in the right to ask for it.


+1 vote   news: The Plan for Minecraft – Pocket Edition, and One Account to Rule Them All
CaptainLagfail Dec 6 2011 says:

Oh E.Y.E., I'll never forget you or your messages...

"You gain Brouzoufs" is seared into my eyesockets.

+6 votes   feature: IOTY Year in Review 2011 Quarter 03
CaptainLagfail Dec 3 2011 replied:

Upvoted for jumping in on their karma on the sly. Good work.

+1 vote   news: Och med dom orden så passar jag micken.
CaptainLagfail Nov 25 2011 replied:

Same here. Bought a few nice ones in the Steam Summer Sale, got Skyrim, but everything else was Humble Humble Humble!

+4 votes   poll: 2011 I spent more money on...
CaptainLagfail Nov 24 2011 replied:

ModDB has decided to troll you.

+8 votes   media: Khajiit Vampire
CaptainLagfail Nov 16 2011 replied:


+5 votes   news: Soon.
CaptainLagfail Nov 16 2011 says:

These are scarier than dragons. Hell, the spheres are scarier than dragons.

+2 votes   media: Some screenies
CaptainLagfail Nov 7 2011 says:

Just ignore IGN reviews (who need to drop 0/10 somewhere if they want to make their paid for 10/10s stand out).

Otherwise, just remember. Over a million sales for what is in effect a java browser game. I don't think that's EVER been done before. EVER.

But seriously, after 1.0 will you guys start on server software in C or something less... Java? Not the greatest language for a game this big xD

+1 vote   news: Nervousness
CaptainLagfail Nov 6 2011 replied:

It's ok. Notch paid for his review in advance. It's cool.

+7 votes   news: MineCon Live Streaming
CaptainLagfail Nov 6 2011 replied:

Only the prestige model.

+2 votes   media: Car interior WIP
CaptainLagfail Nov 5 2011 replied:

Finished a run through Battlefield 3 campaign on High.

5 year old mid range PC.

+2 votes   poll: What do you game on mostly?
CaptainLagfail Nov 4 2011 replied:

I've never quite understood how people can have more than 10 tabs open in a browser at the same time, let alone a hundred xD

How heavy do minecraft servers get? :O A few of us in college are planning on setting up our own server and were discussing our options, eventually leaning towards a VPS rather than a specific minecraft host.

Could you give a few pointers on a decent starter server for ~12 regular players?

+1 vote   member: Zarius
CaptainLagfail Oct 30 2011 says:


This doesn't look very critical to me...

+1 vote   download: Library of Leak Maps
CaptainLagfail Oct 24 2011 says:

I think the problem he's trying to point out is the effect this has on the design of the game. FtP games generally provide very little sense of achievement if you don't purchase in game content.

Think of it like playing poker but being restricted to cards of the number 2 - 5, and not ever being allowed any higher cards until you pay.

The game is technically still winnable, but in no way is it as interesting or enjoyable, and you'll start to hate it after the second time a paying player beats your 4 of a kind with a straight or royal flush, a hand that is impossible for you to ever get.

It's the same crap as pulling game content for use as DLC, but rather than an after thought, it IS the game design.

Also most of these FtP games are marketed at young American children. In other words people with access to a credit card and no concept of the value of money. It's a dangerous scam being pushed as a valid business model.

+9 votes   news: I hate “free to play”.
CaptainLagfail Oct 23 2011 says:

Any ideas on pricing yet? Poor students must budget even the indies they buy and HIB cleared me out xD

0 votes   mod: Angels Fall First: Planetstorm
CaptainLagfail Oct 15 2011 says:

Dear god the voices are awful in the video... Not gonna judge it based on that, though xD Can't wait to finish DLing.

-2 votes   mod: Titan: XCIX
CaptainLagfail Oct 12 2011 says:

Are there any blocks it can't burn through?

+1 vote   media: Why Ender Dragons won't spawn in the main world
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