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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 15hours 10mins ago replied:

Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 15hours 11mins ago says:

I'm left wondering whether anyone aside from Australians have ever had Tim-Tams. Seriously.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:43am replied:

Sharing is caring, matey.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:41am replied:

Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:22am says:

"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:18am replied:

The curse that is sentience, right?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:14am replied:

I realise... that it has never happened much before... yes you are right...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:22pm says:

I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:21pm replied:

The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 9:23am says:

Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:26am replied:

...N-n-n-n-n-no b-b-b-b-better...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:45pm replied:

*Dangerous and violent

I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"

...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:37pm replied:

In India.
And Africa.
And China.
And Americas.
With slaves.
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 9:20am says:

Girl, I hope your engines are primed and ready because we gonna take it to Warp 9 tonight.
Deep space is gonna be explored.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Commies? What Commies? I only see a kid shaking levitating hands and guns.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:02pm says:

Bird did it better.
Putin did it better than bird.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 5:58am says:

...I should get a gosling...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 4:20am says:

It's almost time to kick a$$ and storm beaches. And I'm all out of a$$.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 4:57am replied:

By the rate of which humanity is growing more stupid, you'll be sure to meet one very soon.
Like, tomorrow soon.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 4:45am says:

Okay, I am Australian and this is way too soon.
20+ years, but it is still a sensitive topic.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 2:07am says:

"And here at Jurassic Park we can see the Nope Bunker, it controls all the electricity that keep the Nopeosaurs in their pens. Currently we have a pack of Noperaptors occupying the Nope Bunker and are having technical difficulties removing them from the premises."

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Problems in the script?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 6:00pm says:

The bots don't follow my orders, even when I'm squad leader.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 10:18pm says:

Made in what program?
It's amazing.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:32pm replied:

Dying or laughing?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:31pm replied:

Or it could be called a Cubelander...
If there was ever someone who was born to be a Minecrafter, it would be the child of an Icelander and a Cuban.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 11:19am replied:

"Shouldn't we stop to help the animal we just ran over, sir?"
"We got a job to do, Private."
"But, sir, won't these images reflect badly on the company? I mean, people might think we lack a sense of compassion."
"...Private... The f*ck did I just say?"

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 6:25am replied:

I mean the vehicle is from BF3, right?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 5 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Do not belong in a humour gtoup

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 8:59pm says:

Um...
Where's the funniness?

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