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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 30 2015, 7:38pm replied:

When bitches meant dogs.
When ***** meant donkeys.
When ***** meant roosters.
When pussies meant cats.

Damn, our society got perverted fast.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 30 2015, 7:32pm replied:

Green? Is there a historical reason why, or... I've only ever seen tracers as yellow.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2015, 6:20am says:

(1:35) What is this? Audio for ants???
(2:04) I see an Aussie Nyancat, but I hear no Nyancat tune.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2015, 8:44pm says:

For a second I thought it was Sumatra, and you'd started on the Pacific theatre. But this is just as good.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2015, 11:40am replied:

I DO have positive dreams, though, and I keep a dream journal (in hopes of achieving a lucid dream), but we're on the subject of nightmares, so...

Another one I've had is one where I'm motionless. I'm sitting in a park bench facing a tall waterfall in the centre of a forested park. A stage coach has just dropped me off.
On the opposite side of the fountain is a giant crocodile, quite well camouflaged in its grey skin so that it blends in with the grey pavement and stonework.
I speak, and no matter what I say, even if it IS the truth, it is deemed a lie. And little by little, with each true lie I tell, the crocodile moves closer until it is right in front of me.
Does it eat me?
No.
It bites my limbs of one by one, joint by joint - each lie I tell it bites, and my conscious self feels a blunt pain in the corresponding area. And the dream repeats infinitely until I wake up, not scared, but shaken.
It's been a long time since I've had that dream (sometimes I've had the same dream or nightmare years apart), but it's one of the first I can remember accurately.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2015, 11:31am replied:

So... Freddy Krueger?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2015, 5:42am says:

Is this real life...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2015, 6:46am replied:

I'm 16 and I don't either.
I don't study and I still get 50% and up on exams and tests, despite Mum bugging me to study.
I've been writing a book in my spare time when I get stressed, and after 3 years its 274 pages long and almost done.

Am I doing it right?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2015, 6:40am says:

Last night I dreamed I was Qui-Gonn Jin (Liam Neeson) from Star Wars sent to investigate a string of murders. The most recent victim was someone very close to me. In all instances the victims had been savagely torn and slashed. Can't remember how I gained the evidence, but I soon found myself going out to the woods where I found a wooden shack. Out back was a cage, except t was bloody, and open. And after investigating the supposedly abandoned property I discovered a torture chamber, with the walls caked in blood and a single chair in the centre with shackles for hands and feet.
Turned out the killer was a werewolf permanently locked in his transformed state that escaped from that cage. The owner of the property had been feeding him random travellers and would have continued to had he not been consumed himself.
I still remember the thick grey mattered fur and the grizzled bars of the cage.
I woke up twice during it (rare to have the same dream through two cycles of sleep), and when I went to get out of bed I was scarred of seeing bared teeth through the dark.
Far out it was scary.
So, yeah, even at 16 I do what the GIF does at times.

Anyone else have a dream/nightmare with comparable scares?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2015, 6:28am says:

"Does anyone know where this... Farkwod guy is?"

Inconspicuous innuendo in a kids' movie is inconspicuous.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2015, 6:25am says:

Pee on it to show dominance.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2015, 6:08pm replied:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2015, 7:10am replied:

Quite unique too. I mean, how many OTHER students did this (quote on quote) simple equation?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2015, 4:55am replied:

Might I ask, what program do you use to model weapons, and what do you use to animate them in?
More so, would you have any idea which would be a good program to model NPCs and a player (1p/3p) at all?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2015, 4:52am replied:

One way to get their attention.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2015, 4:51am replied:

Where'd you find that?

(MLGs will know)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2015, 9:33am replied:

Right words.
Wrong meme.

Still have no idea what any of these references mean.
I guess it's because I don't play WoW.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2015, 6:27am says:

You know that there's a lizard (can't remember the name or what documentary I saw it on (I think it was David Attenbro)) somewhere in America that flattens itself and stands on its spiked side so it looks bigger to ward off predators (in the documentary's case it was a snake). And if that doesn't work, it falls into the predator.
But here's the thing, the snake, rather than biting its exposed underside, was actually WIERDED OUT by the action and went away.
A REPTILE can be WIERDED OUT.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2015, 9:39pm replied:

Thankyou, my child.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2015, 7:16am replied:

Visuals?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2015, 10:28am says:

There are some actual words in there:

"Banana" (0:14)
"He go dog rar" (0:18)

Again, don't know why I wanted to share, I just wanted to.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2015, 6:42am replied:

Nah, go do Human Biology; they have HD pictures of the stuff.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2015, 6:40am says:

RVMats?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 23 2015, 5:36pm replied:

Haven't you seen Naruto?
Bruce is just charging up his chakra.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 12:00pm says:

Nah, I'm taking a wild guess and saying Fifty Shades of Grey.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 9:00am says:

When you remember that test was today and you didn't study for it.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 8:58am says:

When you remember the test was today and you didn't study for it.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2015, 8:49am replied:

...Cue barfight piano music...?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2015, 6:49am replied:

Sergeant Johnson-ing.
AKA
General badassery.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 18 2015, 5:41pm replied:

Eh. There's always that distant cousin or family friend or whatnot.
But what's it to him? I know how it's all going to end anyway: everyone dies no matter what.

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