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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2015, 4:52am replied:

One way to get their attention.

+12 votes   media: A taste of what's to come- the UNSC Final Dawn
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2015, 4:51am replied:

Where'd you find that?

(MLGs will know)

+6 votes   media: A taste of what's to come- the UNSC Final Dawn
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2015, 9:33am replied:

Right words.
Wrong meme.

Still have no idea what any of these references mean.
I guess it's because I don't play WoW.

+4 votes   media: WoW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2015, 6:27am says:

You know that there's a lizard (can't remember the name or what documentary I saw it on (I think it was David Attenbro)) somewhere in America that flattens itself and stands on its spiked side so it looks bigger to ward off predators (in the documentary's case it was a snake). And if that doesn't work, it falls into the predator.
But here's the thing, the snake, rather than biting its exposed underside, was actually WIERDED OUT by the action and went away.
A REPTILE can be WIERDED OUT.

+2 votes   media: Fish kiss
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2015, 9:39pm replied:

Thankyou, my child.

+4 votes   media: Talking husky puppy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2015, 7:16am replied:

Visuals?

+4 votes   media: CoD2 new objectives in Market Garden
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2015, 10:28am says:

There are some actual words in there:

"Banana" (0:14)
"He go dog rar" (0:18)

Again, don't know why I wanted to share, I just wanted to.

+7 votes   media: Talking husky puppy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2015, 6:42am replied:

Nah, go do Human Biology; they have HD pictures of the stuff.

+1 vote   media: Reflection, It's Magical
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2015, 6:40am says:

RVMats?

+1 vote   media: RVMats
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 23 2015, 5:36pm replied:

Haven't you seen Naruto?
Bruce is just charging up his chakra.

+1 vote   media: It's gettin' serious!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 12:00pm says:

Nah, I'm taking a wild guess and saying Fifty Shades of Grey.

+11 votes   media: Stockholm Syndrome or Rule 34?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 9:00am says:

When you remember that test was today and you didn't study for it.

+4 votes   media: My first meme
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2015, 8:58am says:

When you remember the test was today and you didn't study for it.

+14 votes   media: My first meme
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2015, 8:49am replied:

...Cue barfight piano music...?

+5 votes   media: Meanwhile, in Warband
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2015, 6:49am replied:

Sergeant Johnson-ing.
AKA
General badassery.

+17 votes   media: Sweet William Cigars
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 18 2015, 5:41pm replied:

Eh. There's always that distant cousin or family friend or whatnot.
But what's it to him? I know how it's all going to end anyway: everyone dies no matter what.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 5:53pm replied:

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE NON-AUSTRALIAN SH*T! AUSTRALIA HAS DESERTS, DROUGHTS, BUSHLAND, AND GREAT WHITE SHARKS! AUSTRALIA HAS THE FUNNEL WEB SPIDER WHOSE VENOM IS SO ABUNDANT IT DRIPS FROM ITS FANGS! AUSTRALIANS HAS THE ONLY TWO KNOWN MONOTREMES IN THE WORLD - THE ECHIDNA AND THE PLATYPUS - ONE OF IS COVERED IN SPINES, AND THE OTHER HAS TWO POISONED SPURS!
ALL AUSTRIA HAS IS CHICKEN SCHNITZELS, SNOWY ALPS, AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF HITLER!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT F*CKING MIRACLES, PUNK-*** B*TCH, GET YOUR F*CKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU DO! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE REAL MIRACLE?! IF YOU LEARNED YOUR F*CKING GEOGRAPHY!

Sincerely,
Someone-Who-Is-Not-A-B*tch

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 5:36pm replied:

I ain't your mate, buddy.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 10:55am says:

*Facepalm*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 10:47am says:

Why Austrians are so bad.
Why AUSTRIANS are so bad.
AUSTRIANS.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2015, 2:52am replied:

For reading what?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 10 2015, 5:51am says:

Strangled by Picachu on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Well, I'm not exactly feeling electric about the situation...

+8 votes   media: How will you die?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2015, 9:04am says:

Damn.
I never knew Mario was one cold motherf*cker.

+5 votes   media: sad
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 11:33am replied:

But it isn't funny.
It's not humourous or satirical or a parody of anything.
This is genuine foolery that should not be celebrated, like planking on the balcony railings of thirteen storey buildings.
This doesn't belong here.

+10 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 8:11am replied:

Say what?

+2 votes   media: Yet again another Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 8:10am says:

How, so much strength in that arm.
I wonder how he gained so much... muscle...

...Oh.

+5 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 1:29am replied:

They could have, I don't know, bought a pole that holds the paint roller so they can reach higher places.

+4 votes   media: Darwin's Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2015, 10:40am replied:

Any mortal can learn to use a word of a Shout through years of practice.
The Dragonborn, however, only needs to learn the word to Shout because he (or she) is part Dragon.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:54pm replied:

Is there a problem?

+1 vote   media: Metal Bruce Almighty
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:16pm says:

Never be the last to wake up at a slumber party.
Ever.
Dem saints knew it long before anyone else did.

+3 votes   media: new renaissance
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