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Just the way you like it, Dann.
UAE is the America of the Middle East (except it doesn't like wars too much)?
I hope you have countermeasures on your sleigh, else all those presents are going to be mine thanks to my Stinger buddy.
Let me ask you... do you recall seeing a proper military soldier of Iran/Iraq/Turkey/Afghanistan (and many other Middle Eastern countries) or the United States Marine Corps ever dual wielding pistols?
You use a butterfly grip for a pistol, otherwise the recoil for any kind of pistol just goes BALLISTIC.
Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.
I never knew how strong PPSH-41 magazine locking mechanisms until that picture in the top right...
But the guy sitting on its is like "God damn it, Ivan, you forgot to bring your Communism AGAIN?"
So? Does anyone want to read the stories?
Why is something sad on a humour site?
After all, slugs need a lot more accuracy than buckshots.
Meanwhile, in Fascist Germany... it seems as though the inbreeding caused by lack of genetic diversity has led to some interesting results...
To many a male pony however...
Business must be good with the eternal winter.
To balance the "superweapon" status, maybe you could add a blurred effect to anything not inside the scope barrel. I mean, take a look at Alpha Project from BF2.
Then again, maybe you want this to be OP on the enemy.
What needed changing?
Woe be the day we treat serious country-wide crises like something to laugh about.
It won't save me from Rexy, will it?
Okay, what did I say to get the downvotes? How can I repay debts?
I can't wait until they invade us. All of us. The entire world. Simultaneously. Like in MW3. Because then I can finally get that headshot killing spree I always dreamed of with my completely real M40A5.
True. Money is a necessity. A necessity I could not care less for, but a necessity nonetheless.
I apologise for the seriousness of my comment. You may commence the kicking of my buttocks presently.
Pack behaviour in the future?
When I decided to follow this game, I didn't sign up for an Avatar reboot.
Doesn't look like a proper Na'vi anyway.
I'm not going to be sheltered when I'm inside it, am I?
Oh, my sweet summer child, I am but a small and irrelevant piece of this realm. My grace doth not compare to the trolls on BF4 or the LoLz on GTA.
"No Flocks Given" with their new album "Can't Say Cool Without Coo", featuring their new hit song "2 Fly 2 Die".
Get it now at your local Avian Albums retailer!
He's the modern terrorist.
Why use a bomb when you are The Bomb?
Actually, almost all recent game releases can be put into this nutshell too.
Bro, is this even your final form?
OMG IT'S SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO DIE!
We both are going to dine in hell.
I think you're putting Call of Duty to shame by doing this.