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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:51am says:

Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2014, 8:54am says:

Okay, if you were a gun-for-hire, Turkish007, what would your custom loadout be? You have good connections with below-the-radar arms dealers so you can pick just about any weapons you wish. What would be you covert loadout and what would be your "let's go in guns blazing" loadout?

+2 votes     article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 9:00pm replied:

Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.

+2 votes     article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:37am replied:

God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:17am replied:

So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
Damn.
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.

+2 votes     article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:07am says:

A cabin in the woods. With Wi-Fi. And an infinite food and water supply. And no taxes. No other humans, for that matter.
And Alma.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 8:51pm replied:

Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 7:38am replied:

But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Sigh.
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.

+2 votes     article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

What would Australians be, then, do you think?

+2 votes     media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:22pm replied:

Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.

+2 votes     media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:19pm says:

Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?

+3 votes     media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:11pm says:

I guess you could say all the favourites were...

*Puts on glasses*

...Spain-fully kicked out

+4 votes     media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:08pm replied:

They don't.
They confuse Austria with Australia.

+2 votes     media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:03pm replied:

No. I have never been molested by necromorphs, I am proud to say.

+4 votes     media: NecroMurph have enough of your sh.t
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:13am says:

Did anyone else need to re-read some parts of the quote to understand what Sebastian was saying?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:12am replied:

But no Poland

+3 votes     media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:11am says:

For the graduation is dark and full of joblessness.

+6 votes     media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 9:11pm says:

It is the damn sexiest concept for a tank I have ever seen. Search it: PL-01

+8 votes     media: Smile !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 8:14pm says:

What I've never seen is rain in a Middle East map in BF2.

+3 votes     media: UMP45 & Map Weather Feature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 2:00am says:

Poland cannot into World Cup either?

+3 votes     media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:56am says:

Worldball be like:
"Don't worry about your parasite problem, Worldball, Asteroidball will be here any decade now. And if he isn't, it seems like Sunball is your last hope."

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:51am says:

United Kingdom.
Truth, methinks.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:47am says:

Don't the French come under the Friendly Rival box alongside Germany?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:45am says:

Jechtenstein? Vas is das? Please, comrades, of explainings.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 17 2014, 6:35pm replied:

Dude... do animals kill you for pleasure and use your skin to wipe their feet on?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2014, 6:34pm replied:

And it's not like the government uses the funds they get from taxes to fund the military or whatever (cut taxes not defense)...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 9:57pm says:

Australia.
Drunks? Not too too many.
Dangerous animals? Limited to outback. not urban areas (though the Cane Toads are getting alarmingly close to Perth)
Are we all Steve Irwin-ers? No (I'm terrified of bees).
Are we phobic of immigrants? Yes. Thanks to the 'boat people' coming from Indonesia and other countries, there is now a belief that foreigners from Asia or the Middle East 2010-present came by illegal immigration.
Politics? Summarising recent days... Sh*t.
And I think that is Australia in a nutshell.

+2 votes     media: 'exico
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 9:51pm replied:

Same with... Colorado...? I think that's the name of the big state on the left, labelled Welfare Queen.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 2:25am replied:

Want another ticket for a Feel Trip on the Feel Train to Feeladelphia located in the Feelippines?
Actually I doubt the rest are this good.
First is usually best.

+1 vote     article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 13 2014, 4:40am says:

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.

+1 vote     media: Second set of island pictures
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