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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:39am replied:

It's okay.
Yt3.ggpht.com

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:33am replied:

Your relationship with your hands, however...

Nah, seriously, I'm okay not being in a relationship of any kind. I'm asexual; no girls, no boys. I can be a SMOOTH pickup line dropper, but I won't even consider a relationship.
Friends are all I need.
Happy New Year.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:31am replied:

I'm sorry you're such a fegget, mate.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 31 2014, 8:28pm replied:

My first smirk. :1

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 31 2014, 8:27pm says:

My this-is-where-we'll-find-big-dinosaurs sense are tingling.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 29 2014, 7:55am replied:

Peace!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 29 2014, 7:54am replied:

Since I'm in Australia without Foxtel, I don't have this problem. Documentaries that are shown on free TV are high quality and cover whatever subject they cover very well.
Just a quick question, have you ever seen a documentary on the Maya or Aztec civilisations? I'm really curious about them.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 27 2014, 12:21am replied:

Forsooth! Ponder did one upon the reason for the lack of the correct word in the spelling suggestions. Well aware was the one known as MasterofMetal, who doth not misspell words lightly.
Unscrupulous knave, better known as "jfpoliveira12", his grammar mayn't be perfect, but he is not one to poorly spell. And it gives you, unscrupulous knave, no reason to downvote his post, for the original message was clear, you insensitive scrub lord.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 27 2014, 12:11am says:

Because you're not Turtwig.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 25 2014, 9:22pm replied:

Fa-lalalala-lalalala
Dec the halls with their guts and eyes
Fa-lalalala-lalalala
Kill and mame and choke and pillage
Falala-lalala-lalala
Burn down the innocent village
Fa-lalalala-lalala-la

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 24 2014, 7:31pm replied:

God damn it, Santa, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU WHY WE'RE HAVING GLOBAL WARMING!

He's already been here this morning, so I hope other people have better luck with their Stinger missiles.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 24 2014, 7:28pm says:

Captain here.
This is true.
Before you can make something good from the bad, Life throws more bad than you can deal with.
*Throws ninja smoke*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 23 2014, 11:24am replied:

That moment when you realise an inanimate object gets more McLovin' than you.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2014, 7:31pm says:

Okay, that's it. Screw the game boundary, I don't care if I'm out of the combat zone - first thing I do when the new version comes out, I'M FLYING TO THE MOON.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2014, 6:31am says:

Why a friend request, Ironclad?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2014, 6:53pm says:

Ever been so high that you have an existential crisis?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:33am says:

Of explains?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:26am says:

Why did they make "male" and "female" variants of the same tank?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 16 2014, 5:58am says:

Okay, I've been writing a novel for some time and it's nearly done. All I want to do now is to test a joke that probably will not be included in the story. I'm at the 217+ page mark and I aim for no more than 250. And no, the joke at the end does not fit with the humour throughout the rest of the book.

(Extract from Birthday in a Valley)

After the turn she sighted the mural at the entrance to the heliport as well as the one on the flight of stars below her. The one above was a collection of… what she supposed was all the presidents of the United States since Lincoln, Washington, Obama, Bush, and the current president were there. They were all dressed in neat presidential suits and firing neat presidential handguns and neat presidential SMGs, some flying neat presidential bald eagles and one was riding a neat presidential… dinosaur. The one below depicted several Russian leaders, from both soviet and republic eras re-enacting The Last Supper with Marx in the centre holding up a red bottle. As she was ushered down the flight of stairs by the people behind her she saw the yellow sickle and hammer on the bottle and the word ‘Leninade’ labelled across the front.
“Holy ****, this must be the gateway to the Internet,” Rupert exclaimed.
“But the question is,” from behind Oscar added, “the further we go, will we find ourselves going to the light or the dark side?”
“We must go deeper,” resolved Magnus, resulting in a light laugh from nearby allies.
“How deep?” Gerome queried.
“Balls deep,” responded Patrick.
“How deep’s that?”
“As deep as your mother.”
The whole, or so Alma assumed since she could not see behind her too well, erupted in an “Oooooooh!”

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 8:53am says:

You had all this time that you could have been using to prepare the next update, and you choose to waste it on a "Merry Christmas" occasion?!

Nice. Thankyou.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 12:09am replied:

Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
Coincidence?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:59pm replied:

This is actually up to debate. Skeletal remains show defined fingers a spike-thumb, but you see fingers in any whale's skeleton where the flippers are. The skeleton of a rhino looks nothing like an actual rhine besides the head and four feet and tail.
We cannot say exactly what (the majority of) dinosaurs looked like.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:55pm says:

To be honest, even though any thought of it by you mod developers would probably be considered heresy, I like that you stuck with Bungie's art style over 343's. Halo 4 just seemed to go too "arty" futuristic with the armours and weapons rather than 1,2, 3, ODST, and Reach, who all took a realistic approach it it.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 12:34am replied:

Oh. Okay.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:43pm replied:

But Leonardo, don't you need that?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:40pm replied:

It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 10:42am replied:

As was the intention.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 12:38am replied:

It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2014, 7:55am says:

This year,
one man,
xXx_420noscoper1337_xXx,
a soldier
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
f*ck
sh*t
up.
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
Explosions.
Nazi deaths.
Boom, blockbuster.
Starring:
Pantydropper
Shovelface
Ikea
Kia
Hitler
Hitlertron
Hitlertank
Hitmarker
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:47pm says:

I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...

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