This member has provided no bio about themself... or has he?

Comment History  (150 - 180 of 2,862)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 23 2014, 11:24am replied:

That moment when you realise an inanimate object gets more McLovin' than you.

+6 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2014, 7:31pm says:

Okay, that's it. Screw the game boundary, I don't care if I'm out of the combat zone - first thing I do when the new version comes out, I'M FLYING TO THE MOON.

+6 votes   media: F-35B Cockpit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2014, 6:31am says:

Why a friend request, Ironclad?

+4 votes   member: Ironclad2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2014, 6:53pm says:

Ever been so high that you have an existential crisis?

+3 votes   media: Netherlands
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:33am says:

Of explains?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:26am says:

Why did they make "male" and "female" variants of the same tank?

+1 vote   media: TGW1918 - all BEF vehicles and crewed weapons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 16 2014, 5:58am says:

Okay, I've been writing a novel for some time and it's nearly done. All I want to do now is to test a joke that probably will not be included in the story. I'm at the 217+ page mark and I aim for no more than 250. And no, the joke at the end does not fit with the humour throughout the rest of the book.

(Extract from Birthday in a Valley)

After the turn she sighted the mural at the entrance to the heliport as well as the one on the flight of stars below her. The one above was a collection of… what she supposed was all the presidents of the United States since Lincoln, Washington, Obama, Bush, and the current president were there. They were all dressed in neat presidential suits and firing neat presidential handguns and neat presidential SMGs, some flying neat presidential bald eagles and one was riding a neat presidential… dinosaur. The one below depicted several Russian leaders, from both soviet and republic eras re-enacting The Last Supper with Marx in the centre holding up a red bottle. As she was ushered down the flight of stairs by the people behind her she saw the yellow sickle and hammer on the bottle and the word ‘Leninade’ labelled across the front.
“Holy ****, this must be the gateway to the Internet,” Rupert exclaimed.
“But the question is,” from behind Oscar added, “the further we go, will we find ourselves going to the light or the dark side?”
“We must go deeper,” resolved Magnus, resulting in a light laugh from nearby allies.
“How deep?” Gerome queried.
“Balls deep,” responded Patrick.
“How deep’s that?”
“As deep as your mother.”
The whole, or so Alma assumed since she could not see behind her too well, erupted in an “Oooooooh!”

+4 votes   group: Humor, satire, parody
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 8:53am says:

You had all this time that you could have been using to prepare the next update, and you choose to waste it on a "Merry Christmas" occasion?!

Nice. Thankyou.

-3 votes   media: JP: Aftermath - Happy christmas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 12:09am replied:

Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
Coincidence?

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:59pm replied:

This is actually up to debate. Skeletal remains show defined fingers a spike-thumb, but you see fingers in any whale's skeleton where the flippers are. The skeleton of a rhino looks nothing like an actual rhine besides the head and four feet and tail.
We cannot say exactly what (the majority of) dinosaurs looked like.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:55pm says:

To be honest, even though any thought of it by you mod developers would probably be considered heresy, I like that you stuck with Bungie's art style over 343's. Halo 4 just seemed to go too "arty" futuristic with the armours and weapons rather than 1,2, 3, ODST, and Reach, who all took a realistic approach it it.

+8 votes   media: Battle Rifle (Final Textured)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 12:34am replied:

Oh. Okay.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."

+9 votes   media: Isn't nature grand?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:43pm replied:

But Leonardo, don't you need that?

+1 vote   media: Kung Fu GI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:40pm replied:

It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 10:42am replied:

As was the intention.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 12:38am replied:

It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.

+2 votes   media: Screenshot
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2014, 7:55am says:

This year,
one man,
xXx_420noscoper1337_xXx,
a soldier
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
f*ck
sh*t
up.
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
Explosions.
Nazi deaths.
Boom, blockbuster.
Starring:
Pantydropper
Shovelface
Ikea
Kia
Hitler
Hitlertron
Hitlertank
Hitmarker
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!

+16 votes   media: Kung Fu GI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:47pm says:

I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...

+4 votes   media: 2 Incredible Ways To Eradicate Cyber Bullying
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:41pm replied:

☭Evil-Kommie☭
You're not a very nice person and I don't like you.
*Sunglasses over over eyes*

+1 vote   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 8:52pm says:

I made my own sub-mod for GSmod.
Well... it's not so much a "mod", more so a content pack that includes new maps and weapons. The included M98B is overpowered though because I don't know how to remove the anti-material value of it: it's supposed to be a sniper.

+1 vote   mod: Global Storm
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:16am replied:

1v1 me Rust, scrublord! I'll rekt ur throat! I swear on me mum!

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:13am says:

You have a scope, which implies you're going to shoot.
But the tank is aiming at you.
Who is in trouble exactly?

+4 votes   media: Say hello to my little friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 6:07am replied:

2 spooky 100 me.

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 11:44pm replied:

U cry at Frozen 2 confirmed?

+3 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Fill them with love.

+6 votes   media: Pokemon troller
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:22pm says:

Online multiplayer!
Where the dark, I-don't-give-a-flying-f*ck-about-society side of people is finally revealed.

+5 votes   media: GM - SUCK DIS CAWK
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:07pm replied:

Agreed.
It's like Mad Max bandits (or any 1980s Post-Apocalypse survivors for that matter) came together and created their own nation.

+3 votes   media: Intermarium Scythian
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:00pm says:

In a country with a population of ~319,309,000 people?
$600,000,000 divided by 319,309,000 = $1.87905759.

I'd say it's more of an education problem right now.

+10 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 6:53pm says:

Wait.
There are 6 letters.
Letters.
My Grandma uses letters.
Gradma.
Grandma was a air traffic controller for the RAF in post-war Germany.
Germany.
Nazis.
Hitler.
Hitler's bodyguard was known as the SS.
Now let's do the maths.
6 - 3 - 2 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Could it be?
Let's go deeper.
ABF rhymes with Sabbath
Black Sabbath.
Heavy metal.
Wrecking ball.
Miley Cyrus.
Disappointment.
Star Wars Episode I-III.
Rise of the evil Galactic Empire.
Illuminati is an evil galactic empire.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

+12 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 8:35am replied:

I agree.
S#!T does Happens.

P.S.: TONY IS GOING TO QUICKSCOPE AUSTRALIA! VOTE SENPAI KUSH 2017 TO STOP IT! Qualifications and attack add is here: Youtube.com

+3 votes   media: ...
Level
Avatar
Avatar
Offline Since
May 22, 2015
Country
Australia Australia
Gender
Male
Member Watch
Track this member
Comment Statistics
Posts per day
2.3
Members
309
Games
13
Mods
553
Articles
113
Media
1,933
Downloads
33
Engines
2
Groups
28