This member has provided no bio about themself... or has he?
Meanwhile I'm just sitting here watching the full size GIF and the thumbnail tab up top dancing in perfect synchronisation.
But Vladimir, tell snipers mines are of contain chemical poisons, they shoot never.
Sh*tin' on my throne
Watchin' Game of Thrones
On my phone
*Raises hands and thrusts chest forward*
*Epic explosions in background*
One does not simply Cage the beast.
Seems you might want to adjust the Lee Enfield No.4 reload animation a little - the thumb goes through the scope.
But all in all, great work. It's been a while since any content has been added. Hope we can see a download soon.
Israeli drug lord weapon used by the USMC? Seems legit.
Ooh! Me, sir! I know!
You play as a turkey leading a rebellion against the resident farmer!
News on the Altay tank?
Dude, you say you can't do the hands and feet?
I CAN'T DO AN ENTIRE BODY!
That sketch of Alma a while back in my profile done with pencil was a lucky shot, but upon reflection it is anatomically inaccurate with the holotype.
Where is Iceland? No one hates them. I know the Scandinavian countries hate each other but Iceland is out of everyone's way.
The rare special type of PC operator!
Just like the cat is alive and dead until the box is opened, this poster is a troll and a complete idiot until he says which he is.
I guess you could say all the favourites were...
*Puts on glasses*
...Spain-fully kicked out
What I've never seen is rain in a Middle East map in BF2.
Bro, is this even your final form?
I see the bulls on the grass, but why aren't the bulls EATING grass?
I'm left wondering whether anyone aside from Australians have ever had Tim-Tams. Seriously.
Crimean Attorney General
Attorney General of Ukraine. So I heard. I may be wrong.
Apparently appointed by Putin?
Battlefront 2 actually explains and - to a limited extent - justifies a lot of things the Empire did.
The Rebels wanted chaos where the galaxy was in relative order.
Kangaroos always look chill/high as f*ck, even when they're boxing you.
He's a ghost. No one knows where he is or what his real name is. He's just the man who stood in front of a column of PLA tanks.
Call of Duty with mechsuits.
There is a certain lack of ingenuity in the gaming industry nowadays.
I'm only really excited for Watch Dogs and Dying Light.
I feel sad for every one of these stories, but never enough to cry.
A real man has feelings... but he must remain strong... for America's sake...!
This is me once:
"Oh, Jesus, move the other... aaaand there you go, de-stroyed you stupid arse. And what about you there, you little piece of... oh, nice kill yeah, but check your- OH! OH! Now what was I going to say?! Check your bloody corners! And you there, stupid arty, LOOK THE HELL OUT FOR THAT HEAVY TANK THAT IS CLEARLY COMING OVER THE HILL YOU ARE CAMPING ON!!! And what do you know, he ignores my chat and he's a flaming wreck. Bloody hell, when can I have a team that is COMPETENT?!"
...Is that dolphin... lovin' it?!!!!!!!!
Grab a sniper,man! Put them both out of their insanity!
Why not an open-world shooter?
Not like Doom, that's full of nearly impossible puzzles. I mean, ARMA 2, but less realistic. Loads of ways to flank.
Don't know what else to say. I'll end it here.
YOU'RE ALL F*CKING BIEBERS WAITING TO GROW UP! I'M ENDING THE EVIL AT THE SOURCE!
HOLY BLOODY JESUS CHRIST, MATE! THE MATES ARE MATING AND MAKING LITTLE MATEY MATES! MATE, THAT'S A BLOODY OVERGENERALISATION OF AUSTRAYAN MATES AND MATING RITUALS, MATE! MATE, GO HOME TA BLOODY ENGLAND OR POLAND OR INDONESIA OR WHATEVER COUNTRY YA BLOODY COME FROM, MATE, THIS COUNTRY FOR AUSTRAYANS ONLY! MY MATE TONY ABBOTT GONNA OPEN A WHOLE CAN OF BLOODY BORDER PATROL WHOOP-*** ON YA AND YA FRIENDS IF YA GET CLOSE TA OUR SHORES, MATE! COZ, MATE, THIS COUNTRY HERE WAS BUILT BY WHITE AUSTRAYANS FOR WHITE AUSTRAYANS, AND NO'IN IS EVA GONNA CHANGE THAT, MATE, SO MATE WITH YA MATES BACK YA HOME COUNTRY, MATE, COZ ME AND MY MATES ARE SICK OF YA MATING IN OUR WHITE BLOODY AUSTRAYAN COUNTRY, MATE, YA GET ME, MATE?! MATE, GO HOME, MATE!
One word comes to mind when I think of this being on my computer:
Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
As far as I have experienced, World of Tanks isn't like this. Yet... O_O
But, it has worked worked worked out for them, no?
But really, this is not the case. It's only in the Eastern states. And it may be turning out worse than Black Saturday. I haven't seen an aerial view of it so I can't be sure how big it is, but reports are everywhere.
Also, the Australian Capital Territory (where Canberra is) has legalised gay marriage! Yay for equality! And now the Federal government wants to challenge that move with a very expensive trial that will take the law to the High Court. And the debt our new government promised to completely fix during its election campaign? NOPE. The debt has been raised from $234 billion to $500 billion. HELLO NEW AMERICA! EXCEPT WITHOUT UNLICENSED GUNS.
"FIRE IN THE OVEN!"
"APPLIANCE DOWN! APPLIANCE DOWN!"
"GET TO THE CHOPPER BOARD!"
"THE SINK HAS TOO MANY LEEKS!"
"SEND IN THE HOUSEWIVES!"
"SPRAY AND PRAY!"
"BAM! AND THE SCUM ARE GONE!"
I love the smell of cleaning in the morning.
GODS BE PRAISED THEY FINALLY MADE A BETA!
A while ago I found out about how genes can be turned on and off, even traits that may have been lost for millions of years can be reawakened. Considering that, birds are the closest relative of dinosaurs. Theoretically speaking, therefore, we could possible RESURRECT dinosaurs by DEVOLVING birds!
I try :D <3
The Emperor is now at peace. His sons are finally playing together and catching up on some much-needed sibling play-time.
Yeah... I'm a guy, but I have my limits. I'm sure the food's tasty but... I'm gonna stay out of your... er... twins... okay? Er... yeah... Stickerish.com
"Honestly, Prof, you forgot your ammunition at home AGAIN?"
40k Duke Nukem?
In the 41st millenium... it appears no one ever gets a boner...
"My uncommon sense is tingling!"
French are misunderstood. Out of all the European countries, and I think all the countries in the world, the French have more military victories than any other. Reason why they lost in WWII was because they were arrogant; focussing more on developing defences and improving tactics in trench warfare than producing better tanks.
Just tell me what's changed aside from the textures. I don't get to see myself when I'm a sniper too often.
I would like to see this happen. The most memorable moments in the history of mankind played out by orkies!
"I wonder... nah... or... I wonder if our world is one giant game... No, the very thought is heretical."
Has there been any descriptions of what the Necrontyr looked like before they, in a sense, sold their souls to the devils?
It is, comrade, it is.
I have an Emperor Titan. Your argument is invalid.
Hold up. What happened to the florescent green camouflage we've seen on the news?
I think Russia has one of the single best languages in the world. If in song, you don't need to understand it to appreciate it. I remember hearing this story from my aunt that my cousin, now working as an English teacher in Moscow, that when he went to a pub in the same city, some men recognised him as being Australian as he was talking in an Aussie accent with some friends. The men started singing one of these choir-style songs. My cousin couldn't understand it that much, only listen. Then they finished and said for my cousin and his friends to sing a song from Australia. Their eyes shifted from one another, all thinking the same thing: "What could we Aussies possibly have that's comparable to that display?" Then they started singing in nervous unison;
"Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me..."
Well, now that I read the rest of the discussion, it seems that this rebellion may turn into a lose-lose situation. It seems that if Assad does win this war, his people may suffer, but if the rebels win, the people may suffer and there would be a leadership struggle with political groups. In this case, one must vote for the lesser of two evils. I am not wholly convinced whether Assad is good or bad, but whatever happens, I hope that no foreign power get wound up in it all.
You just contradicted my words of wisdom. I rather take no side at all rather than get involved with things I do not know the full facts about. I do not know much about the Syrian rebellion, thus I should not want any country to get involved, no matter how much begging or 'persuasion' (as reference to the rockets that land not too far away from your town). Syria should figure itself out by its own hand, we have no right to mold it as foreign nations.
This tanks is for... ANZAC/Canada? Or just for ANZAC and Canada will have the Grizzly I?
Let us just remember. There are two sides to terrorism.
And the terrorists.
We might hear one is good and the other is bad, but remember the other side hears the same.
The Finnish fought against them initially, then they were forced to fight alongside them. Imagine the hate they received.
Forsooth! What doth happened to thy peace with thine enemy, the b*stard xpack3. Hath you forsaken thy agreement and thrown hence the balance of our universe?!
Or hath he insulted our fair ACE_Sweden's honour, and thence hath he forsaken this fragile peace that doth now turns to war and atrocity?
How about implementing a hardcore mode where instead of all the assault rifles and sub-machine guns, it replaces them with pistols (.44 magnum, vanilla US pistol etc), maybe a shotgun, and a hunting rifle? In this case you would be a civilian in a zombie apocalypse.
Maybe in one case, you can get a civilian car.
Jesus can walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Wait a second!
This is the same weapon from your crawling animation showcase. What happened to that animation, personally I think that one is better.
Don't mean to be mean, but I think you hold a Pecheneg with your hand underneath, holding the ammo magazine.
I agree with WaffleAndy in that the crawling animation needs to be changed a bit.
Brilliant reload animation nonetheless!
I love that beginning music that goes until 1:55. I wonder if it's custom or is an actual song.
For a second, I thought it looked like BF3
'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...
I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.
Note how the parts are separate so they can be assembled in whatever program you proper developers use.
1: I don't understand.
2: No country should be an empire.
3: YOU HAVE NO MUSICAL PARODIC TASTE!
Spooky scary skeletons drink calcium every day,
Your swords and stones won't break their bones
It's best you run away.
Spooky scary skeletons will have revenge tonight
For all the times you called them weak
And didn't give you fright.
Oh we're so sorry, skeletons, we beg for us to live
We take back all we said before
Please mercy won't you give?
Spooky scary skeletons ignore our pleas for peace;
They wake themselves from Skyrim tombs
And just won't leave you be.
Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?
My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.
I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.
Rocket is made too.
It's funny because at the time I commented there were 69 views.
Well then, should I get myself some pu$$33?
For your Captain, head to the Description.
So long as you have beer, you're welcome.
I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Now go, save your people. They need you.
How the hell do you guys think we're going to survive a zombie apocalypse if you can't handle a huntsman, a NON-VENEMOUS BUNDLE OF HAIR AND LEGS THAT EATS THE DANGEROUS SPIDERS THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE AFRAID OF?!
I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.
Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.
Well... assuming your dog is a male, all you have to do is just be a real bitch.
*Thalmor spy spots you*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.
You realise Player 2 cannot enter the game, don't you? You are without help and it cannot be killed, only fended off for a few seconds
So the Chinese will also be in the mod?
Welsh have a long, slender dragon...
Chinese have long, slender dragon in their folklore...
You don't actually think... Chinese are Welsh? Or vice versa?
That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.
I also watched your 0.3 preview.
I'm just wondering whether it's possible to have the holographic crosshairs on the Eotech sight to be a texture on the model rather than an overlay.
The conference should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
But you shouldn't side with China, cos that's just
1st mission is being devised now - clarity has been struck while I have been mining my mind for answers.
A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.
Hades (as cliche as the name is) probably had close quarters combat training. And if you paid attention to the cutscene, your partner never had a clear shot to do a jab or a kick or some kind of thrusting motion to push him back.
Makes traffic lights to go green and causes cars to crash, endangering the lives of the innocent drivers.
Makes gas lines explode, disrupting the ability to cook and heat the homes for hundreds if not thousands.
Makes the entire city suffer a blackout, creating the potential for there to be one or more accidental deaths.
Adrien Pierce be like "Still a good person LOL!"
He's like an MP5 MLG, but better.
Why did they make "male" and "female" variants of the same tank?
You had all this time that you could have been using to prepare the next update, and you choose to waste it on a "Merry Christmas" occasion?!
But Leonardo, don't you need that?
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!
You forgot spiders.
Yes, the meteor unalived, deaded, and killified them, but their spirits live!
Do not resist the truth that is presented to you, Kommie, accept it! Be free!
U F*CKIN' WOT M8?! CHEEKY BUGGA RIPPED ME COMMENT OFF! I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP, B*TCH, I SWEAR ON ME MUM!
In a world
where okay-ish commenters are downvoted for no actual reason
will rise up against the savagery.
Watch in awe as his avatar stares at you
with the intensity of a supernova
and grants a young victim of voter abuse
Good Guy Steve as
and Scumbag Greg as
The Anonymous Douchebag
ShraqKart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
"Sh*t, a downvote!"
And apparently I was downvoted for it. I had +3 and now +2.
*Avatar glares at all*
prepare for an epic adventure
full of guns
starring Kat Brannigan as
Captain James T. Purrk
and Christopher Noldog as
Mission: Impossible XXIV: Whisker Protocol
James Purrk is a regular cat living in 5102 AD suburbia
who also happens to be an expert sniper
he is framed by the United Saints of Catmerica for an assassination he didn't commit
and Barkley is sent after him.
Witness the epic tale of a cat trying to clear his name as you sit through
of laser battles
Directed by Michael Spielbay
and produced by
The Avenger ('s producers):
Mission: Impossible XXIV: Whisker Protocol
"Four is Number Done!"
*Read in an epic movie voice*
Better stop him before he destroys the page.
Australian flag is changed by popular demand, not by UK politics.
As an Australian I am equally outraged.
I know not why, but I am. Perhaps because Mel Gibson is Australian.
Aw mah frends no da low rida
Da low ri-dah gez a lil haiyer
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip wit me
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip n see
Is there some truth to this (with Putin and the... whoever that German political woman is)?
Next person who throws another joke like that will be given some serious pun-ishment.
Katyusha rocket launcher, da?
"You see, Ivan, the whole part of camouflage is that you are MEANT to be seen by the enemy, that way they will think to themselves 'no way they can be that stupid' and will drive right by you, and then you go BAM with the tank gun and tear them a new hole so large the'll be crying for their mother's to stitch it back shut. THAT is why we have cyan stripes on our tank when we hide in this field of corn."
Shush, do not question its logic or else it may become aggressive an attack.
Noble 6 from Halo Reach? Where was his piece of Forerunner ship to protect him?
*Dude who's texting silently dies on the inside*
Give them credit for the courage. They knew it was hopeless, but they did it anyway because there was no other option.
Just... leave it as a sad day in military history - one that should be saluted by every nation today, perhaps.
You do not understand, Kalga. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME!
I promise to read the novels if you promise to read the How To Train Your Dragon series.
Internet Shady Deal?
JURASSIC PARK WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTAL SUCCESS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ABSOLUTELY STUPID SCIENTISTS USING FROG DNA TO BRIDGE THE GAP IN THE DINOSAUR GENOME!!!!!
Stupid idiots. They could know what genes needed replacing but didn't know what genes were BEING PUT IN?! And with frogs instead of reptiles and birds????!!!
Woe be the day when scientists aren't smarter than the average facebook-aholic.
It appears that Crassius Curio is the seedy one while Lifts-Her-Tail is the innocent victim.
Captain?! Is this an actual thing?!
"Together, we shall have genetically strong children!"
Remove from where?
A glitch in the Matrix.
Okay, if you were a gun-for-hire, Turkish007, what would your custom loadout be? You have good connections with below-the-radar arms dealers so you can pick just about any weapons you wish. What would be you covert loadout and what would be your "let's go in guns blazing" loadout?
What would Australians be, then, do you think?
Drunks? Not too too many.
Dangerous animals? Limited to outback. not urban areas (though the Cane Toads are getting alarmingly close to Perth)
Are we all Steve Irwin-ers? No (I'm terrified of bees).
Are we phobic of immigrants? Yes. Thanks to the 'boat people' coming from Indonesia and other countries, there is now a belief that foreigners from Asia or the Middle East 2010-present came by illegal immigration.
Politics? Summarising recent days... Sh*t.
And I think that is Australia in a nutshell.
Fear not, newbie, for when you think there is an end, the great beast of MOAR will come by and destroy your angus. Have no fear for the end of the Internet, have fear, however, for trolls.
For the Internet is dark and full of Game of Thrones spoilers.
I never knew how strong PPSH-41 magazine locking mechanisms until that picture in the top right...
But the guy sitting on its is like "God damn it, Ivan, you forgot to bring your Communism AGAIN?"
Oh, my sweet summer child, I am but a small and irrelevant piece of this realm. My grace doth not compare to the trolls on BF4 or the LoLz on GTA.
"No Flocks Given" with their new album "Can't Say Cool Without Coo", featuring their new hit song "2 Fly 2 Die".
Get it now at your local Avian Albums retailer!
USSR never really 'lost', they just disbanded... Or...
Actually, yes USA won. USSR rage quitted.
No, you were right, Ivan. Ekranoplan it was.
Well, the Soviet Union made that weird tank/boat/aeroplane hybrid (of which only one was made)...
Hate to burst your bubble, but...
Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.
It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.
Dude, don't make me sad. This is supposed to make me laugh? Stop. You're depressing me.
I realise... that it has never happened much before... yes you are right...
It's almost time to kick a$$ and storm beaches. And I'm all out of a$$.
3 versions for the same soldier? Which camo is for which environment?
To be honest, from the still image icon, I thought it was an albino Night Fury like Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. And then Toothless just had to take a picture of dat a$$.
You want an introvert to say something? Fine.
If the theory of evolution is true, then we should quit all these anti-biotics and anti-virals and let the weak die. But if we don't do that, then we should breed based on looks, not by personality.
People DID resist the God Emperor, and continued to resist during the Great Crusade... so... it isn't OUT of the question,,,
If they attempt to do so, they instantly begin a chain reactio of chemical events inside their head which soon overturn the gravity fields of the Earth and cause catastrophic events to occur.
One of the most notable times in recent days is when a vegan Japanese man near Fukashima tried to eat an animal cracker, and an earthquake happened.
The MOST recent was some vegan on MH370.
Who needs 12x scopes when you have extendable heads?
Those are called Provinceballs and Stateballs.
Get your facts straight man!
It's like me called Spain the Mexico of Europe.
This is what happens when a man with common sense meets Lady Gaga.
"You eat my brother... I eat you."
Videos have been viewed and my final analysis is:
My body has found its boogaloo-groove-moves soulmate.
Harken to me, Humour Satire Parody members! We must preech The Carlton to the wolrd! Let the Mojo flow though them disco boots, and them jazzy mouths, and let us rain heavenly funk upon them masses of uneducated 'n' uncultured consumer brats. Abolish the Harlem Fake and denounce the Gangland Mild, for we now have a message to share with the world, and they shall love our peaceful message! And if they do not, we shall make them accept the swingin' sounds of serenity by force!
Unite! Comrades! For tonight we dine in dubstep!
Ignore comment. Mind was cluttered and did not read correctly.
Why the hell is this guy showing us his watch? It talks about iPhones only, I mean, what makes this picture special? It it his wrist?
Someone who prefers to have a nice clean desk, idiot! Gosh! Stop trying to make neat and tidy people look stupid.
They still have no love.
This gun is Swiss and is only in limited use in the Middle East.
But then again, this isn't a realism mod, is it?
Frankly, I agree with infantryspec. We have become too soft (humanity as a whole): building our environement rather than using the environement.
As a compensation to my syrias joke, here's some farting sounds:
I think something solid came from that last one.
America also started many problems too.
There was no 'good side' in the Cold War.
And, no, Russia is not defending a dictator; they're using the excuse of 'protecting Russian citizens in the Crimea region' to take over the Crimea region. If they didnt care for power, they'd have asked Russian citizens to move out of Crimea. Instead, they want to maintain naval suprmacy.
Finlanders: the 20th century Spartans.
This is a Lemur sunbathing. Curious how they resemble a man or woman going "Ommmmmmmmm... ommmmmmmmm..."
I knew too. And when I was first told about this I did not suffer a mind implosion. I just went "huh" and flipped the page.
U WOT M8!
I DARE YA TO COME DOWN UNDER N SAY THAT!
Beijing and just about every other previous Olympic Openings were sights to behold.
Britain... yawn. Damn hobbits playing in their beautiful above-ground homes ruined it.
Sochi... it seems Putin was so focused on having a hard-on for gays that he forgot to pull funds to keep everything on schedule for the Winter Olympics.
I don't know exactly what 'Hentai' is,
but the way people talk about it I guess I should be glad I don't.
Now sh*t's gettin' real when you see the victims become a secondary enemy.
Why does Czechoslovakia not want to be in the EU?
Is there something bad about the EU I am not aware of?
He might as well have put a black cork in it if he was going to stand there gawking.
Did I say it was supposed to be funny to anyone else?
My friend Battlebro19 did one of the most horridly funny things in Sims.
He had his sim be pregnant a lot of times, give birth inside the house, then out all the babies in one room and seal the room off. His sim then got to cooking on a very faulty oven so fire engulfed the one room in which the babies were. The babies died and the mother survived, leaving tonnes of baby ghosts in the house he rebuilt.
If I read my textbook for fun, does that make me a badass, a nerd, or a Canadian (despite being Australian)?
I don't read maths though. I'm good at it, but I hate it.
Too much science.
What I understood: much speed = boom
Oh, I forgot to add Che Ernesto Guevara and Fidel Castro to the good list.
So who would be Judas in this picture?
This is Arma 3, yes?
Are all the vehicles in Arma 3 concepts or are they in service or... what?
What country is this from anyway?
New Zealand thinks we suck...?
...I feel so... demoralised...
I'm not making anymore jokes until tomorrow.
I'm just going to cry in the corner over here.
As far as I'm aware, Marx and Lenin are the only good guys here.
Is Stalin the traitor (I forget the name of the person who betrays Jesus (Isaac (my name)?))?
No. At 15 and living with my parents, I am not in control of what is spent online, if anything.
Intriguing. Yet HIGHLY disturbing.
Made something beautiful. Yet hideous at the same time.
Not possible unless I have Sketchup Pro. And I don't want to pay over the internet. Nor do I have the money.
It IS the ICM-3, only, just call it the Assault Rifle.
Maybe it looks a bit too Steyr AUG A3 -ish (the weapon it is based on). Might have to mix it up a bit.
Trust the English to supply gas-lamps to Welsh coal mines.
If I can say anything, I'd say the English WANTED the flame to be exposed to coal dust...
What is this about? Is there some territorial debate I am unaware of?
Isn't this guy is the ancestor of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, who was blessed by Morgan Freeman, and who survived countless battles by using his enemy's bodies as human shields? And who killed a man by guessing his name correctly? On the first go? And who slaughtered the many legions of Mongolia before he was even 5? And whose drink was spilled thanks to some snot-nosed prat so he took out the man's heart and used it as an ice cube because it was cold? And who followed all the road rules of Grand Theft Auto: 1756? And finished the game in record time? And who shot 13 men spread out across 1 kilometre/mile with 2 bullets?
Well it might not be fifty cal, but it would have the power of one.
The entire bullet is fired, so think of a solid projectile that will not stop when it hits you, that hits you and takes out one giant piece of you every shot.
Sorry, I've yet to see any soviet or US astronauts sprint a hundred metres (yards, if you're American) in space against one another.
At the surprisingly high quality photo. I mean, usually you'd get pixels everywhere if you zoom, no?
Where did the trees come from?
Not in vanilla BF2 are they?
PROPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE, PARENTAL FORNICATOR, DOTH THOU PROJECT IT?
Nope. This is what they SHOULD make.
All those in favour say aye.
There is no point to these, I find. Cool to look at, but I prefer to keep my grenade.
COUNTRY HAS COUNTRY BALLS!
EXCEPT, DEMON SCUM, WHEN IT FLOWS FROM THINE GLUTOUS MAXIMUS!
Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry. Shouldn't have said anything.
Kim Kardashian spent $17 million dollars on her wedding to this other guy (don't pay too much attention), whom she divorced 72 days later.
And you're worried men kissing each other will ruin the sanctity of marriage?
I love my father, does that make me ****?
SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST!
So this will be the Iceland heavy tank, I guess. The only problem i can fathom is how a hull from China made its way past German-occupied Russia or Japanese-occupied Alaska all the way to Iceland.
I prefer Very Furry.
Did you not take these from World of Tanks?
You do not rip models from games, do you?
E-75 would be better than the E-100 or Maus.
It was to be the replacement for the King Tiger and Tiger after all, and much faster and lightweight compared to the E-100 and Maus.
I wish I had the same outlook... Then I'm reminded how bad we can be and I find myself back as a pessimist.
Why is it the people that actually made a difference lived only a few decades ago?
Same was done with Tony Abbott, the new PM of Australia. I saw a poster of him on a bus stop, similar design to this, but it said "NOPE". A few days later it was partially ripped off and a few days after that he was PM.
He hacked Indonesia's presidential staff's phones recently - the very people we are supposed to be allying with - just to 'protect' Australia.
Yeah... spying on the country that's supposed to be trusting us is a VERY good way to strengthen relationships.
But I prefer to die with as much sh*t as possible under my ownership. To do that I need money, and I ain't going to find a purse with 50k lying around am I?
Did this come from World of Tanks?
If so, can you port the E-75 and E-50?
I do believe it is possible to have totally 3D sights on any weapon.
I do not recall this map or mission in Russia's campaign.
Traitors? I think I smell them.
Sound could do with more power (it is an MG after all), but very good otherwise!
I don't understand. What does the dog represent?
Why do I not see the sight of tens of thousands of Uruk-Hai marching for Helm's Deep to leave none alive? Or why is there not a torrent of water flooding the entire place and Ents chucking boulders at the tower?
Jebus! The disco relative of the all-mighty Jesus! The one who danced his tears of sorrow away for forty days and forty nights when he heard news his brother had ruthlessly been betrayed and crucified! Praise to thee, Jebus, teach us your holy ways of groove!
FYI (hate to break it to you): actors. Paid actors.
At least you're not as bad as Stalin or Hitler. Be thankful for that.
EXPAND THE WATCH TIMES! MAN THE COUNTRY BORDERS! STAY ALERT FROM 23rd to 27th! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE TAKING THIS F*CKER OUT!
Must be working with the NSA! EVERYONE, PREP THE AA CANNONS, WE'RE TAKING OUT A FLYING PEDOPHILE ON DECEMBER 25th!
It wouldn't be too difficult to recreate this pokemon. All you need to do is add growth genes for certain areas of fur on a tiger, and colour too, and a little skeletal alteration, and walla! Your very own (whatever the name of this pokemon is)!
If it's a savannah, I will hope the ground will be golden with dead grass, not green.
The grass there is yellow-brown like hay, just so you know if you didn't already.
This is actually the first HQ pic I've seen of the Turkey riots.
Are they still happening or has it settled down?
Back then, Australia was still part of the 'British Empire' as Winston Churchill put it. And the fact that we requested British troops to be stationed in Singapore that would otherwise head over to the Middle-East really hurt his feelings towards John Curtin. This, ultimately, didn't help and Singapore was seized, and the 'last fortress in the Pacific', the 'crown jewel of the Asia', was lost.
So underestimated were the Japanese by the several thousand British civilians living in Singapore, that even though the Japs outnumbered them (about,I don't know really) 3:1 and had conquered their wall all through Vietnam and Malay and the Philippines to get to this 'stronghold', that the British were quite happy to have dances and parties and other regular activities and act as if there was no invasion at all.
The Japanese also used a tower in a house to spy on Allied troop movements. When troops petitioned to have the tower shot at to stop the spying, the officers replied (more or less) "We cannot. The owner (a very prestigeous person if I remember correctly) will be quite cross to come back and find his lovely house damaged."
What is this map?
But Britain still had Imperialistic values... so...
Don't get me wrong, I respect every country that tried to hold the tide and joined in as soon as they could to stop the unprecedented expansion of Nazi Germany, but even in war, no country is perfect nor is any country truly a hero.
Killing should not be rewarded.
It appears after giving birth, every human mother seems to have a strange sexual attraction to Call of Duty players, which the CoD player brags about to other CoD players.
How they explain it: Lag
How others explain it: Hax
Where's The Joker when you need him?
Indeed. Compared to everywhere else, our utalisation of the native fauna for public transport is a revolutionary concept and has significantly reduced our annual CO2 emissions.
It just heard another 'In Soviet Russia' joke.
Agreed. Now let's have a beer sitting upside down.
I can make a version with a built-in grenade launcher, and an LMG variant and sniper variant.
HEY! We have GTA V here! And we have Saint's Row IV with... a... tonne of stuff... censored...
They weren't commies, they were everyday people who were tired of his stupid leadership.
They don't want people littering? Then why not EDUCATE THE MASSES?!
That's the way God works.
He builds the world, builds humans, then gets the hell out of there before a nuke comes his way.
SM: "Stay... right... there... That spider's not going to get away from me again."
Psycher: "You will fail."
SM: "Shut up and stop looking at your balls, psycher! I need to... concentrate... Steady... Steady..."
*Long silence as SM looks at dead psycher*
"Oh? We keep it in the ventilation. Don't worry, we're all immune to it because we've been in here for years. You, however... you're a stranger. And we like strangers veeeeeerrry much. You're looking mighty unsteady on your feet there. Have a rest."
Brain size has nothing to do with intelligence. Neanderthals had larger brains than us, yet they died out, most likely because they couldn't adapt. Who knows how intelligent dinosaurs could have been? No one can say because no one was around at the time.
Maybe (Conspiracy Keanu here) it was one giant add to get people to use contraception.
If you have sex with a vampire, not only will you potentially die from giving birth to the bloodsucking unholy offspring of a damned being, but you will suffer surprise mood-swings; unnaturally long breakup hangovers that span months; get into a love triangle with a werewolf that would usually rip your throat out and kill you until you are dead but is surprisingly tame, and a vampire that would love you but you don't love him for no reason at all; suffer depression; lose your Chinese food (Bad Lip Reading (Youtube)); and lose connections with your ACTUAL family.
Side-effects may include death or eternal life.
One does not simply walk into Oulmar.
Never thought there was another chapter aside from the Grey Knights who work and answer directly to the Inquisition.
For decades, Intermarines have been fighting over which is better. Missile Pods, or Artillery Cannons. When one day, a tank designer from Mexico said:
"Por che no los dos?"
Introducing Old El Paso: Intermarium Bastion, with enough arsenal to wipe out a city in ten minutes tops, it's fun for the whole family!
True genius, Mexican style!
For people's suspicions sake, it was because he was on live TV. He gets freaked out by being in front of a huge, HUGE audience.
You forget... the Emperor watches all. He sees all. Even what happened in the past, so he will/has take/n precautions that will prevent anything you will say from being posted.
It was a Wizard of Oz reference. M9s and M2s and PKPs, oh my!
I wouldn't mind having this weapon in any game ever.
Expanding on Gurkis12, he's somewhat right. Sure we can see all the bad in them, but they have good in them too. Tzeentch I never really saw as being bad, I always thought of him/her/it as being wise beyond comparison. Khorne/War reminds us what we humans are capable of doing to each other and all living things, and shows us what the true colours of people are. Nurgle/Disease helps to clear the sick and old for the newer, stronger to rise. And Slaanesh/Pleasure... well... who doesn't like fun? The Internet is Chaos incarnate.
You are my editor! I refuse it. Dobby shall not receive clothes!
I'd be hungry for a new face. But of course, there are no new models in this mod.
"John! It's not what it looked like!"
"It's too late, Clara! I gave you a second chance and you smoked it like a Salamander smokes a heretic! If it can't be only I that can have you, no one will!"
"John! No! Please!"
"I'm sorry Clara!"
Yeah... My first impressions on seeing this were along the lines of that...
Just deal with it.
I also fail to see how your will fit into one of those suits. I mean, Space Marine Armour is believable, but you need, like, 30cm of extra shoulder space as a SM to fit into this.
Looks like Prophet from the Crysis series.
Mother of God... HE MADE HIS WAY INTO BF3! RUN 4 UR LIF MAHN!
Precisely. They stole all the vehicles, converted all the people, and anyone who resisted was left behind to deal with a sh*tstorm they summoned thanks to Nurgle.
What's wrong with scope? In my equation:
Scope = Zoom = Shoot stuff at a longer distance = Funtime
To counter their tactics, I'd like it i you coded a circular formation; each person standing in a circle facing outwards, weapons and shields at the ready.
Explanation as to who they are launched by: God.
I'm going to catch this Sky Pirate... by becoming a Sky Pirate! Stuff you, law, I'm gonna take my reward and become a free man! Like Robin of the Hood, I shall rob from the rich and give to... myself.
Gangsters in Africa!
My guess on the plot:
Talk, talk, talk, BATTLE, BOOM, EXPLOSIONS, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, contemplation whether this is all worth it, maiming of enemy leader, SMs win.
A little Teabaging mixed in somewhere wouldn't hurt.
Cuteness IS power. But Rommel was not cute. Ergo he had no power. Nor did/does any general or politician in the world!
It is such a pity. Communism is perhaps the best political policy in the world, but it is such a shame, and it is shameful to us as humans, that there are people who seek to augment it into a system for their own gain.
Dude, it's Chaos. The untold story of that galaxy far far away was that after the war, the Iron Warriors appeared from a warp storm and massacred them all, and tainted everything.
There are new Austeyrs being developed now, if you didn't know.
But I fail to see how power can trump cuteness. If you kill cuteness, you will be rebelled against!
Now why does that remind me of BF3...?
...Just saw you already said so in the description... sorry.
Dude, I think your computer found your weed...
Looks fairly like Adh Oasis
Not sure if serious...
Only thing innovative is motion capture animations of animals. THAT IS ALL FOR ME.
Basically, it's anarchy with guns and no obvious end. I pity those foolish enough to be tempted by CoD: Ghosts.
In my opinion, BF5 should be more like BF2. Keep the same graphics and destruction, but get the teamwork back in. And bots too; I can't play online too well with such graphics. And bring back modding to the community. Game companies should be for the entertainment of its customers, not money. Money is a benefit, not a priority.
BF4 has this ability, or at least something similar. Do you realise what this means?
YOU ARE DOING BATTLE FRICKING FIELD 4 WORK RIGHT HERE!!!!!!
Why the dislike? Take mine, Magnus.
But I thought we weren't doing aircraft until much later on?
(Yes I know I can see the body, but you know what I mean)
Mig 15 was made by the USSR in 1949.
...It may be stretching the boundaries a little, but it could be viable as a Chinese jet.
Is this map a reimagined version of Caucasus Region?
Brilliant modelling too!
Replaced by top hats? In that case, I'd be thankful that these were the standard hats.
"Dude, you gotta try this Opium sh*t, it's making me feel like I can take on the world."
No, you didn't. Not to me at any rate.
5, 4, 3, 2, this is 1!
I have no idea what this anime is.
Maybe I should try to anger Miss Matou...
I'd love to have free-to-play guardsmen, but I'd also like to change the colour of my clothing and armour.
The front wheel seems fixed. How will it move?
Any idea what this would be used for?
Ya have a sh*t bucket?
Unfortunately, I have nothing good.
...Wait a second...
"OMFG MY RIGHT F-ING THUMB IS BROKEN!!!"
How can I?
Only problem is the turret; if a shell is bounced off from that sloped armour and head upwards, bad news for anyone near that gun.
Here here. Don't add it yet. In the real world, it would basically be everyone trying to pile in and shut NK up before any nukes get out.
Don't kid yourself. My real masterpiece is in my images section WAY at the back, it's labelled Alma. Go find it if you can be bothered.
IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT EPIC FOR BF2!
No, it is...
My eyes have melted at the perfection.
So this was perhaps one of the better planes of WWII?
...T-34, M4 Sherman, Panzer 4, Panther, Tiger. Lots more since WWII as well; M1A1 Abrams, T90, etc.
This is a remake from Hans Zimmer's 'Time'. Not bad, though. I was just saying.
I heard rumours of an epic battle between him and the Loch Ness monster.
As I asked before, will this allow the terrain to be kept the same, in the sense that the mountains and cliffs won't be degraded in quality when you play on BF2 - so the regular smoothing won't be present?
"Did I ever tell you the definition of 'insanity'? Well, insanity is; doing the same f***ing thing over and over and over again expecting s*** to happen."
In other words, every Imperial Guard assault tactic ever.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord The Emperor?
Those tracks... those curves... much better than the crusader before. Has that tank been improved?
School (unless it encourages music): NO U CAN'T HAZ LOLZ!!!!
There be a continuity error in your wording.
You do realise that there have been many MANY tanks with turning turrets that were not french.
And Magnus be like: "All your guitars are belong to us."
(Meant to be grammatically incorrect)
Damn. That is all too true...
In an alternate universe: Meanwhile, in Capitalist America... *waits for reply*
Now I think about it, I'm not sure if he'd allow it to go to other mods, but he's a good modder; he's done Global Storm all by himself with the help of a few resources. If he had time, I think he MAY put in the effort to help.
Good, but needs a dirtier, grittier look.
There, renamed, better?
Foxfort's made 3D iron and various scope sights.
A what turret on a non-french tank?
Yeah, I mean you wouldn't exactly wear this if you had to change from a forest battlefield to an heavily urbanised one. All camo must have a somewhat multi-environment element to it. Take a look at US Army camo in the desert, it's mainly green, but a drab green, so it can blend into the desert too.
First thing, why do most have to have PIAT? Will some have AT rifles instead?
Second, for the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.
If you could, for v0.55 or whatever is after 0.5, could you improve some maps?
For example, if you look at a could in real life, you can see it is closer or further to the ground from others, why not add a 2D cloud effect in the sky to give that effect. It would also look good and feel better for jet pilots.
If you get the badly done diagram.
Why does everyone want ironsight? I find scopes (including reflex and holo) much more effective.
Its design was influenced by the continuous jamming of regular SMGs; instead of the magazine at the bottom and relying on a spring mechanism, the Owen SMG utilises gravity to help with the loading process. You can see the same stuff with the Bren and some AT rifles.
Take some photos for me
Then WTF are they doing INVADING AND CONQUERING THE OTHER SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES!?
Will the Icelandic Coast Guard, as you said in the intro of the mod, be included?
I heard that reloading a Styer is a pretty difficult process. Heard there was a button you had to press before doing this and that etc.
Is that true?
And perhaps have some doing things, like fetching wood, carrying baskets of food, farming even.
And in the far future, add some children that run around chasing each other, or playing some other way.
Have you thought of re-doing the M4 reload animation?
Now all that's needed, if possible, is HD-isze the rocks, water, and ground
Now what they need is Cryengine's super-realistic lighting, models, physics, and cross it with Frostbite 2's unparallelled destruction. THAT, would be the single best game of all this decade.
Nuts and bolts and everything!
This is how it should have been done!
But is that the skybox?
And this will go on for each and every weapon?
When semi-HD textures are in and you finish the anims (not to be mean again, but I liked it when you held the PKP from underneath), this will be a perfect weapon.
Perhaps for the animations, you could roll left or right to move sideways?
Finally, a bit of muzzle flash would be superb.
But I agree
It was, after all, developed to replace the panther and panther II
Can you code bots to destroy them at least?
What precisely is an FSAA 'injector' anyway?
You have outdone yourself BTW.
Hearthfire is a DLC for Xbox 360 only, so if you could sort of recreate that on PC, that'd be awesome.
I thought that the mods were listed by the latest update
If it was released, then where's the download?
P.S. sounds like Halo infection gametype.