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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 27 2014, 12:21am replied:

Forsooth! Ponder did one upon the reason for the lack of the correct word in the spelling suggestions. Well aware was the one known as MasterofMetal, who doth not misspell words lightly.
Unscrupulous knave, better known as "jfpoliveira12", his grammar mayn't be perfect, but he is not one to poorly spell. And it gives you, unscrupulous knave, no reason to downvote his post, for the original message was clear, you insensitive scrub lord.

+2 votes   media: Some Christmas Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 27 2014, 12:11am says:

Because you're not Turtwig.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 25 2014, 9:22pm replied:

Fa-lalalala-lalalala
Dec the halls with their guts and eyes
Fa-lalalala-lalalala
Kill and mame and choke and pillage
Falala-lalala-lalala
Burn down the innocent village
Fa-lalalala-lalala-la

+2 votes   media: Some Christmas Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 23 2014, 11:24am replied:

That moment when you realise an inanimate object gets more McLovin' than you.

+6 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 12:09am replied:

Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
Coincidence?

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 12:34am replied:

Oh. Okay.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."

+9 votes   media: Isn't nature grand?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:40pm replied:

It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.

+2 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 10:42am replied:

As was the intention.

+2 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 12:38am replied:

It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.

+2 votes   media: Screenshot
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:47pm says:

I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...

+3 votes   media: 2 Incredible Ways To Eradicate Cyber Bullying
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:13am says:

You have a scope, which implies you're going to shoot.
But the tank is aiming at you.
Who is in trouble exactly?

+3 votes   media: Say hello to my little friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Fill them with love.

+6 votes   media: Pokemon troller
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 8:22pm says:

Online multiplayer!
Where the dark, I-don't-give-a-flying-f*ck-about-society side of people is finally revealed.

+5 votes   media: GM - SUCK DIS CAWK
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:07pm replied:

Agreed.
It's like Mad Max bandits (or any 1980s Post-Apocalypse survivors for that matter) came together and created their own nation.

+3 votes   media: Intermarium Scythian
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 7:00pm says:

In a country with a population of ~319,309,000 people?
$600,000,000 divided by 319,309,000 = $1.87905759.

I'd say it's more of an education problem right now.

+10 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 6:53pm says:

Wait.
There are 6 letters.
Letters.
My Grandma uses letters.
Gradma.
Grandma was a air traffic controller for the RAF in post-war Germany.
Germany.
Nazis.
Hitler.
Hitler's bodyguard was known as the SS.
Now let's do the maths.
6 - 3 - 2 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Could it be?
Let's go deeper.
ABF rhymes with Sabbath
Black Sabbath.
Heavy metal.
Wrecking ball.
Miley Cyrus.
Disappointment.
Star Wars Episode I-III.
Rise of the evil Galactic Empire.
Illuminati is an evil galactic empire.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.

+11 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 3:32am says:

Jokes on you, I don't have black friends!
Wait...
Holy sh*t I'm a racist!

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2014, 9:29pm replied:

Polandball.
Kills murderous dragons.
Still has to clean the Jarls' toilets.

+9 votes   media: Polandball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 1 2014, 11:50pm replied:

Frightening.

+8 votes   media: CoD2 King Tiger in Newvillers testing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2014, 7:53pm says:

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem like it's going to go anywhere.

But that's what she said.

+6 votes   media: ....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2014, 7:44pm says:

And this is original content?
Nice.
Just out of curiosity, what program(s) did you use?

+1 vote   media: Soldier models work in progress
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2014, 7:43pm says:

Praise the Lambeosaurus!

+5 votes   media: Do not resist
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 26 2014, 4:23am replied:

Butt Y? P1zza fillz dee bawks. Iz good.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:06am replied:

Half Life 3 is the third in a series of games.
A triangle has three sides and three points.
There is an 'I' in Half Life.
There is an eye in Illuminati.
Which means...
GABE WANTS YOUR MONEY TO FUND ILLUMINATI!
STOP THE GABE!
SEAL YOUR WALLETS!
HIDE YOUR KIDS AND WIFE!
NOWHERE IS SAFE!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:01am says:

Australia cannot into attendings.
Is of not enough relevance.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 3:53am replied:

Illuminati confirmed.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 6:06am replied:

I think this is called Spam.

+15 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 6:05am says:

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+12 votes   media: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 5:59am says:

And for today's forecast: 46 degrees (I assume Fahrenheit) with skies clearing to reveal the bright warm NOPE once more.

+7 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2014, 9:05pm replied:

Infinity Ward would like to know why you're still working on the same product for so long now.
Wait...

+6 votes   media: CoD2 PPSh 35round mag
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:50am says:

Smoo-oo-oo-ooooth.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 13 2014, 4:56pm replied:

DOWNVOTERS!
QUICK! TAKE MY LIKE AND JOIN ARMS!
LET US BE BROTHERS (and sisters) IN THIS WAR!

+2 votes   media: Shraq Kart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 13 2014, 4:48am says:

I told you it was coming soon.

+12 votes   media: Shraq Kart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:31am says:

Favourite ModDB moment.

+5 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:31am says:

An image I posted a while back on the Humour, Satire, Parody group.
It is of a BF2 bot from Final War hanging himself in shame of being a product of a company that is now forsaking the franchise by becoming more... CoD-like. I shudder at the phrase.
Glorified Cops and Robbers, anyone?

+3 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:29am says:

Influenced by the Honest Trailers by Screen Junkies on Youtube.

+4 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 8:28am says:

Me, Battlebro19, Cod_Fish, and Metalfan321 played a game once. Results are SO close. Favourite CoD moment.

+2 votes   media: Some images of mine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 9 2014, 7:54am replied:

Does not my avatar already say that?
Well... I am an amateur author, as I think I've said before... so... I have that going for me, which is nice. It's about a robot dinosaur with emotions and so far is 201 pages long, and the end is in sight. All you really ned to know: it is set in 2118, it has robots, a dinosaur, and more than a few jokes about our current society. Oh, and guns.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2014, 8:29pm says:

But it only lasts a day... so...

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2014, 8:28pm says:

For me...
What it looks like: plugging in a power adapter cord
What it feels like: plugging in a power adapter cord

+8 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 5:50pm replied:

Depends how deep it goes.


The joke, of course - how deep the JOKE goes.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:44am says:

Yeah?
Well YOUR mother's so fat that it's really starting to concern me; I think she should see a doctor for her eating disorder.

-3 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:38am replied:

*Pulls out M1014 shotgun*
Get the hell away! I'm sharing those rolls with him. The possum is unafraid of me, thus it is a bro. Bros don't let bros be cooked, bro.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:35am says:

Took me a bit.

+5 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:34am says:

FALSE!
It's for your dad.

Too far?

+6 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:29am replied:

#JustThailandThings

+5 votes   media: Awesome!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:29am replied:

'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...

+2 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:27am replied:

I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.

+3 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2014, 4:34am replied:

Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?

+1 vote   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 11:10am replied:

My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.

+2 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 5:45am replied:

I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.

+3 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 12:00pm replied:

No:
Fc07.deviantart.net
Rocket is made too.

+1 vote   media: Re-reworked
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 5:25am says:

For your Captain, head to the Description.
*Flies away*

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:49am replied:

I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2014, 6:52pm says:

Starring:
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Smooth Shaker
and Co-starring:
Feline Fren-Z

+4 votes   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:58am replied:

Now go, save your people. They need you.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:52am says:

I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.

Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2014, 7:01am replied:

*Thalmor spy spots you*
YOU THERE!
*Gallops forth*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
*Gallops away*

+2 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 14 2014, 6:38pm replied:

The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.

+5 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 10:33pm says:

So the Chinese will also be in the mod?

+1 vote   media: Russian MRAP vehicle VPK-3924 "Medved"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:14pm replied:

That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:15am replied:

Fifty thousand people used to live here... now it's a ghost town.
(CoD fans will know)

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2014, 7:56pm says:

Table for one, please.

+5 votes   media: Cretaecious cafe,work in progress.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2014, 8:23pm says:

Gaming brings together all the FPS players who ever had a sexual relationship with your mother.

+24 votes   media: Diversity
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 5 2014, 9:12pm says:

Never has Destruction looked so beautiful

+3 votes   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 11:28pm replied:

Silence, conscript, else I shall report you to the Commissar.

+2 votes   media: ...on voting...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 11:23pm says:

When there's only one slice of pizza left...

+13 votes   media: I see your .gif and I raise you one
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2014, 8:57am replied:

Take my like, Admiral, for being here when the Captain was not.

+10 votes   media: ...on voting...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 8:00pm says:

Was the SW1917 used by the Rangers in the 1940s?

+2 votes   media: CoD2 Duhoc defend mission changes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2014, 9:52pm says:

The quality of an AAA game, but made by one person.

+5 votes   media: JP:Aftermath Update 5
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2014, 4:19am replied:

And the fact it moves faster.

+4 votes   media: Panzer T-34 747(r)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:25am replied:

They of havings the stronker tanks?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:17am replied:

Truth level: [insert level of truth here]

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2014, 6:41pm says:

Can you do beer too?
It isn't a tropical resort unless you have a Bintang there too.

+2 votes   media: The beach
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2014, 4:34am says:

Oh, I was expecting a dog. Or maybe I was thinking of a Shetland.

+4 votes   media: Sheffield
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 6:18pm replied:

Won't be saying that when there's a velociraptor in there with you.

+2 votes   media: Bunker dressing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 6:17pm replied:

Reel models?
REEL models?
Yeah, I guess he could make fishing rods if he wanted.

+5 votes   media: Morrison Formation concept art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:55am says:

Why is Kazakstan not liked? I am but a humble Australian whose country does not care for the affairs of the big bad outside world except where America and Britain are involved.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:53am replied:

The Vlad Knight rises!

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:47am replied:

Fast and Furious: Spicy Takeout's Revenge

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 5:54am says:

Altay?

+2 votes   media: 30th August Victory Day Exhibition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 5:52am says:

An EOD bot?
Why not MAARS?!

+2 votes   media: 30th August Victory Day Exhibition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2014, 6:58pm replied:

Because, comrade, if he spot you being disloyal to Motherland he whip out pistol, and names no matter when guns involved.

+5 votes   media: CoD2 Russian officers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2014, 5:50am replied:

'TIS BLASPHEMOUS, I SAY!

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 10:03pm replied:

Captain here.
He's the EA guy for hype, talking about new games and how they're different from one another and innovative. Unfortunately, everything he says is bullsh*t.

+2 votes   media: Innovation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 5:39am replied:

Emiliomau was probably referring to the model quality and textures.

+2 votes   media: БМ-21 Град
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 4:40am replied:

You can be *****... but it doesn't work too well. For the enemy, that is. Your call.

+3 votes   media: eat it
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 3:40am says:

OH NO! AIR VIKINGS!

+3 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 3:39am replied:

Perhaps the most realistic lighting I've seen in a BF2 mod.

+4 votes   media: New Lighting for Mass Destruction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2014, 6:57pm replied:

When can there be a download with all the progress made so far?

+9 votes   media: CoD2 German halftrack with MG34
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2014, 9:52am replied:

No explanation.
I can only hope (please know I mean this in the best way possible) it was a quick death with little or no pain. But it is not others' to know what any of us become involved in when not on ModDB - any of us could be doing something terribly wrong or terribly right. Who knows?
Then again, he could have been just a victim of an act of random violence.
No one can say.
And even if he was doing bad, it is still a death, and that cannot be ignored. Whatever race, creed, nationality, beliefs - whatever - a death is a death and nothing can change that.
From Australia, and a person who barely knew him, I send my condolences to his family, lest they come to this website for any reason.
Isaac Cuevas.

+6 votes   media: R.I.P, Muntaqim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 2 2014, 10:25am replied:

It is resting on their faith in the monarchy.
The more you know.

+11 votes   media: five o'clock
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 30 2014, 6:37am says:

Is anyone else through with humanity?

+9 votes   media: In response to Russia invading Ukraine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 28 2014, 12:58pm says:

Wait, we can choose to go in FISTS ONLY?
Yeah boy! I'm going to punch my enemies to death!
(Joke on account of camera perspective not having weapon)

+7 votes   media: Alpha Project Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 21 2014, 10:55am replied:

Was there something wrong with the previous version?

+1 vote   media: T.rex new sculpt
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2014, 7:46am says:

What is it?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:09pm replied:

And I be too young...

+3 votes   media: Always remember that...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:06pm replied: +3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:05pm says:

I guess CadianConscript will be safe from Demeantors then since he cannot into optimism.

+7 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2014, 6:02pm replied:

And only an idiot would choose her over your friends?

+4 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 16 2014, 7:06am says:

Aww, but that means I can't shoot them so easily!

+8 votes   media: CoD2 fat Germans appearance reduced
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2014, 8:00am replied:

SHRAPNEL EMPIRE
Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?!

+2 votes   media: If Daryl dead in season V
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2014, 6:45am says:

Correction: *.Bore dump =(

+8 votes   media: *.GIF dump =)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 10 2014, 6:15pm says:

Is there any truth in this?

+2 votes   media: laugh ye peasants
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2014, 4:22am replied:

Bro, do you even optimist?

+7 votes   media: party hard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:49am replied:

*Goes for hi-five*
*Realises it is but a screen*
*Feels sad I cannot give thanks to a bro who knows his stuff*

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:47am replied:

Bcuz em illitrat I undrstud ur sentens.

+2 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2014, 10:06am replied:

Or rather, it play mercilessly with you and or your corpse.

+2 votes   media: Raptor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:28pm replied:

I'm not a S.T.A.L.K.E.R modder. You know that. I can't mod anything.

+1 vote   media: Sketchup skills have improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:26pm replied:

Here I can export then as .dae files and those are basically .obj files, so it's all good.
I think...

+2 votes   media: Sketchup skills have improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:11pm replied:

...Who needs enemies?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:03pm says:

So you're saying that Germany's marvel of strength will, in the early days, dominate mass production products but will eventually be overrun by the sheer numbers?
Hasn't that already happened?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 9:00pm says:

It would be funnier if Belarus was Ukraine.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 8:58pm replied:

And he had a good reason for his actions too, not just "I'm going to make Beiber my b*tch... oh wait".

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2014, 8:54pm says:

Can the models be added to the vanilla mod?

+2 votes   download: Vacant CQB map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2014, 8:41am says:

Blender is an animator as well?
Damn, it seems my schools has gone overboard in that case. They purchased the Autodesk Designer Suite which includes Motionbuilder, Softimage, Mudbox, Maya, and others.
Currently I'm doing an animated short, and it involves dinosaurs. That's why I've been bugging you.
Apologies.

+1 vote   media: Some of the dinosaur species present in PK!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2014, 8:22am says:

Impressive.
Animated in what program?

+1 vote   media: PK Tyrannosaurus animations Preview
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2014, 8:53am replied:

It's funny because it's sad.

0 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 8:33pm says:

Remove immigrant?

+9 votes   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:29am replied:

As a foreigner this is funny as hell

+10 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:27am replied:

Try being Australia in the last World Cup. There were so many foul calls by the referees in our games that we were kicked out before we had our third/fourth match.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2014, 6:22am replied:

It's even worse when I don't understand the political references either.
And the final insult is that there's no Captain to explain things.

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2014, 6:23pm says:

Because if you do it at least three times, it's called science.

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:45am replied:

Leaellynasaura too! But that's just a request. You don't need too.

+1 vote   media: New species revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 21 2014, 5:11am replied:

I guess, then, I am a woman.

+2 votes   media: Trollin'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 8:20pm says:

Sharing is caring.

+4 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2014, 2:56am says:

Damn, Sweden. First you tempt me with your education and advanced social standards, and now THIS!

+2 votes   media: Some old pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 8:09am replied:

You did not pay attention to the WC, did you?

+3 votes   media: The world cup in a nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 8:08am replied:

Jokes, guys, jokes.
I do not see why people hate him so much (if you use this image as your whole basis).

+8 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 7:24am says:

I don't see why people hate him so much.

+6 votes   media: The idol of Gay Pride
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2014, 7:18am replied:

*In reference to Hitler gif*
This password is not the one that causes my oven to go to the 'supernova' setting, is it?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 14 2014, 8:34pm says:

BF2 + ENB = Better than BF4

+1 vote   media: ENB EXAMPLE (PR) #10
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2014, 8:53pm replied:

Is not enough.
Need lands.
Need stronker ekonomy
Need...
Fourth Reich.

+7 votes   media: He german alway pay is debt !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2014, 3:26am says:

T-T-T-TRIPPLE KILL!

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Destroyed PaK43
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 11:10am replied:

Do a Suarez on the least likeable character amongst ourselves.
(Louis Suarez is a soccer-playing cannibal)

+1 vote   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 10:59am replied:

Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:29pm says:

This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.

+1 vote   media: More Humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:45pm says:

YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$

+5 votes   media: What is your meaning in life?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:57am says:

I like.

+1 vote   media: Concept Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 9:00pm replied:

Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:37am replied:

God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...

+1 vote   media: Daily Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:17am replied:

So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
Damn.
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 8:51pm replied:

Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?

+1 vote   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 7:38am replied:

But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Sigh.
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:19pm says:

Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:08pm replied:

They don't.
They confuse Austria with Australia.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:03pm replied:

No. I have never been molested by necromorphs, I am proud to say.

+4 votes   media: NecroMurph have enough of your sh.t
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:12am replied:

But no Poland

+3 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 9:11pm says:

It is the damn sexiest concept for a tank I have ever seen. Search it: PL-01

+8 votes   media: Smile !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 2:00am says:

Poland cannot into World Cup either?

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:56am says:

Worldball be like:
"Don't worry about your parasite problem, Worldball, Asteroidball will be here any decade now. And if he isn't, it seems like Sunball is your last hope."

+3 votes   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:51am says:

United Kingdom.
Truth, methinks.

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2014, 6:34pm replied:

And it's not like the government uses the funds they get from taxes to fund the military or whatever (cut taxes not defense)...

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 2:25am replied:

Want another ticket for a Feel Trip on the Feel Train to Feeladelphia located in the Feelippines?
Actually I doubt the rest are this good.
First is usually best.

+1 vote   article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 13 2014, 4:40am says:

I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.

+1 vote   media: Second set of island pictures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 8:26pm replied:

And no oil.

+8 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 8:24pm says:

I like Russia.
And I know Putin is turning out to be a bad guy, but i like him too.
Is anyone else's allegiance mixed up?

+3 votes   media: Smile(full stop)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 11 2014, 8:30pm replied:

Why would an Iguanodon and an Allosaurus be in the M.I.S.E.R.Y modification?

+4 votes   media: Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 7 2014, 12:11am says:

"Hey Putin."
"Da?"
"You want to reenact D-Day?"
"You go prep Alaska while I fetch my Spetsnaz."
"Why Alaska?"
"Because I need some oily lubricant if I'm going to invade your back door."

+22 votes   media: ……
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 11:17pm says:

Okay, I've posted a few images and gifs that I think are funny. Do I get a medal now? Or a cookie?
Or the blood, sweat and tears of my enemies? I will not go lower than that.

+8 votes   media: I swear this is how every sports section should be
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 8:10am replied:

Play nice.

+5 votes   media: GTA IV with the best freaky mod ever
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:19am says:

I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...

+4 votes   media: In light of the Admiral Skeybar's request...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:13am replied:

Plez, no, not the episode with the dog!

:'(

+2 votes   media: GIF storm inbound!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:08am says:

I just cancel the damn thing.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:04am says:

For when someone says DC comics is better than Marvel.

+3 votes   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:00am says:

Stole this one from ME didn't you, PIRATE?
I salute you.

+1 vote   media: GIF storm...it appears to be clearing up.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 7:38am replied:

Multicam
It can be used in any environment so long as you have the right colour palette.

+7 votes   media: New Soldier Camo Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 8:03pm replied:

Bungie cord strapped to foot I do believe. In which case I hope he is SPARTA-ing off an overhang, otherwise the dude might smack into the building.

+3 votes   media: Smile or die !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 8:00pm replied:

No, Stalin did. Placed his hand in the air and formed a fist: a rock.
WWII was a giant game of Paper Scissors Rock.

+9 votes   media: Laugh or Smile or both.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 1 2014, 10:47am says:

Did you read it?
Is it good?
Did it hit the feels?
If you can answer any of the three questions above, drop a comment, please. I need to know if I am still listened too. Sakura? Turkish? ACE? Magnus? Gordon? Battlebro?

+1 vote   article: 1 Supersymmetry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2014, 8:01pm says:

This one is best: it has a dinosaur featured in it.

+3 votes   media: Sunset 3#
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 8:39pm replied:

*Nuke silo constructed*
Img4.wikia.nocookie.net
China will grow larger!

+1 vote   media: Idiots Online
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 8:35pm says:

Ah, Tzeench, I praise thy forever changing form, for one year you are 50 years of age and the next you are 51.

+8 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 9:24am replied:

Let me ask you... do you recall seeing a proper military soldier of Iran/Iraq/Turkey/Afghanistan (and many other Middle Eastern countries) or the United States Marine Corps ever dual wielding pistols?
You use a butterfly grip for a pistol, otherwise the recoil for any kind of pistol just goes BALLISTIC.

+6 votes   media: Pistol Update [Mec&US]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 1:15am replied:

Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 27 2014, 3:51am says:

So? Does anyone want to read the stories?

+1 vote   article: Lives of Technicolour: a short story collection
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2014, 8:23pm replied:

Why is something sad on a humour site?

+9 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 9:28pm replied:

Meanwhile, in Fascist Germany... it seems as though the inbreeding caused by lack of genetic diversity has led to some interesting results...

+1 vote   media: CoD2 new head for hooded winter Germans
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 8:38am replied:

To many a male pony however...
Niketalk.com

+3 votes   media: Oh goodness
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2014, 4:49am replied:

Business must be good with the eternal winter.

+1 vote   media: have some more
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 24 2014, 9:11pm replied:

To balance the "superweapon" status, maybe you could add a blurred effect to anything not inside the scope barrel. I mean, take a look at Alpha Project from BF2.
Then again, maybe you want this to be OP on the enemy.

+3 votes   media: CoD2 MP44 - 3D scope
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2014, 8:21pm says:

What needed changing?

+1 vote   media: Visitor centre update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2014, 4:31am says:

Woe be the day we treat serious country-wide crises like something to laugh about.

+3 votes   media: 1st World Problems
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2014, 8:09pm says:

It won't save me from Rexy, will it?

+1 vote   media: Fence updates
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2014, 9:18am replied:

Okay, what did I say to get the downvotes? How can I repay debts?

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2014, 9:16am replied:

I can't wait until they invade us. All of us. The entire world. Simultaneously. Like in MW3. Because then I can finally get that headshot killing spree I always dreamed of with my completely real M40A5.

-1 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2014, 6:03pm says:

Pack behaviour in the future?

+3 votes   media: Jurassic park aftermath -Raptor Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2014, 7:51pm replied:

When I decided to follow this game, I didn't sign up for an Avatar reboot.
Doesn't look like a proper Na'vi anyway.

+3 votes   media: Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2014, 3:37am says:

I'm not going to be sheltered when I'm inside it, am I?

+2 votes   media: Shelter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 6:20pm replied:

He's the modern terrorist.
Why use a bomb when you are The Bomb?

+12 votes   media: Upload
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 10:36am says:

Actually, almost all recent game releases can be put into this nutshell too.

+10 votes   media: WarZ in he nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 6:17pm replied:

OMG IT'S SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO DIE!

+1 vote   media: Raptor AI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 8:47am replied:

Very.
We both are going to dine in hell.

+9 votes   media: Is of countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 5:01am says:

I think you're putting Call of Duty to shame by doing this.

+7 votes   media: Predator Bow (WiP)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 4:43am replied:

It's like Facebook, except less tardy and more games!

+11 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 9:07pm says:

Aw yiss!
Jurassic Park Genesis is going to be so proud of its distant child!

+1 vote   media: update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 9:50am replied:

I'll wait for walkthroughs.
This is made by Sledgehammer Games instead of Infinity Ward or Treyarch, and it definitely looks different compared to the other CoDs. I'd be willing to give Sledgehammer a shot if the story is good enough.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2014, 5:39pm replied:

"Party hardest!"
"But... vodka, I can't dance."
"Trust me bro, now you can."

+5 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 2 2014, 9:49am replied:

Dude, just because I ride a kangaroo to school and beat off a couple of land-sharks doesn't mean I can not and will not listen.

+6 votes   media: All political n shit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:53pm replied:

I think we still need a serious post every now and then.
I mean, come on, you're scrolling through these serious posts, and then all of a sudden you get a funny one, and you're like "YEAH, FUNNINESS B*TCH!"

+4 votes   media: SIEG HEIL WHITE NIGGAS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:49pm replied:

You mean you only knew about that JUST NOW? Dude, I have survived hundreds of those. My kangaroo always managed to hop me out of there in time though, before I suffered any third degree burns.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 1 2014, 7:45pm replied:

I hear the EU is the new Reichtangle, but I still do not fully understand.

+5 votes   media: All political n shit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 30 2014, 10:04am says:

How do you do the eyes? Hollow the socket out and then add a sphere object?

+1 vote   media: update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 11:40pm says:

Don't call it "Fighting for the Wrong Side"!
Call it "They Will Nazi Us Coming".

+12 votes   media: CoD2 German mission select menu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 6:20pm replied:

It does not need to have the same 'communist' ideals (I say that because it never was communist, only totalitarian) to keep the Cold War alive.

+3 votes   media: Putin strikes again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 6:16pm replied:

Of course it will last.
Germany had its fun in 1939-45
Everyone laughs about it now.

+3 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 3:49am replied:

If you are using an ENB, make a version that doesn't have it, or tell us how to remove it for those whose game crashes with an ENB.
I am one of those cases.

+3 votes   download: Battlegrounds: Operation Sandstorm Open Beta v0.1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 1:51am says:

The countryball comic of Russia taking off the white and blue jumper to reveal it is still the USSR is seeming more true now.

+9 votes   media: Putin strikes again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 26 2014, 7:54pm replied:

I think it will be medium-sized with a lot of speed, agility, and a very mean attitude.

+3 votes   media: Aftermath - New video coming soon.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:30am replied:

I like the USSR not for what it was, but what it could have been. IMO, it is perhaps the greatest of all social experiments in the world, that just went horribly wrong.

+4 votes   media: UESR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 4:55am replied:

*You're
Manliness lost.

+1 vote   media: Labradors being Labradors
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 12:23am replied:

Here here.

+2 votes   media: Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 9:27pm replied:

Because.
It just is.

+2 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 10:25am says:

What map?
Am I able to get it?

+1 vote   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3 HIMARS)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:51am says:

If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.

+5 votes   media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:48am replied:

*Pulls pin*
*Holds*
*Poof*
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"

+5 votes   media: CoD2 weapons update (Nebelkerze smoke)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:46am replied:

I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.

+4 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:38pm replied:

Please do.

+4 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - German winter heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:37pm replied:

Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.

+1 vote   media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:34pm replied:

And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!

+5 votes   media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm says:

I call Deja Moo

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm replied:

You mean... like... THIS?
*pinches*

+6 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2014, 8:45pm says:

Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Amateur.

0 votes   media: Jurassic Park Aftermath - Update 4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:43am replied:

Sharing is caring, matey.

+4 votes   media: Software - Free Trials
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:41am replied:

Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.

+3 votes   media: Thats how you do sport !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:22am says:

"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:18am replied:

The curse that is sentience, right?

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:22pm says:

I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.

+6 votes   media: Burn compilation.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 9:23am says:

Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.

+9 votes   media: GROM Assaulter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:26am replied:

...N-n-n-n-n-no b-b-b-b-better...

+5 votes   media: The sky has eyes.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:45pm replied:

*Dangerous and violent

I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"

...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:37pm replied:

In India.
And Africa.
And China.
And Americas.
With slaves.
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.

+6 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Commies? What Commies? I only see a kid shaking levitating hands and guns.

+5 votes   media: Meanwhile in Crimea...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 8:02pm says:

Bird did it better.
Putin did it better than bird.

+5 votes   media: triple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 2:07am says:

"And here at Jurassic Park we can see the Nope Bunker, it controls all the electricity that keep the Nopeosaurs in their pens. Currently we have a pack of Noperaptors occupying the Nope Bunker and are having technical difficulties removing them from the premises."

+4 votes   media: Bunker wip Import
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 6:00pm says:

The bots don't follow my orders, even when I'm squad leader.

+6 votes   media: 2.46 Commorose
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 10:18pm says:

Made in what program?
It's amazing.

+1 vote   media: Bunker wip
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:32pm replied:

Dying or laughing?

+8 votes   media: couple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2014, 5:31pm replied:

Or it could be called a Cubelander...
If there was ever someone who was born to be a Minecrafter, it would be the child of an Icelander and a Cuban.

+3 votes   media: couple of funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 6:25am replied:

I mean the vehicle is from BF3, right?

+1 vote   media: New Vehicles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 5 2014, 12:45pm replied:

Do not belong in a humour gtoup

+5 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 11:16am says:

You paid for Geocontrol or do you have a demo version?

+3 votes   media: Mountain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 10:24am says:

BF3, correct?

+1 vote   media: New Vehicles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 4:32am replied:

Better yet.
1.Send all the dipsh*ts to Mars, and by all I mean EVERY LAST ONE
2.Remind the USA that Mars is a RED planet that needs some capitalism
3.Wait for nuclear fireworks in the night sky

+9 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 10:48am says:

All these weapons and still no dinosaurs.
DICE! WHY?

+1 vote   media: BF4 Weapons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 4:32am replied:

Or guilty, full stop.
After all, we're all terrorists according to the NSA.
*Glares menacingly at laptop camera*

+9 votes   media: Sign, sign, everywhere a sign
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 5:37pm replied:

My experience of Skyrim in a nutshell.
(Me being both Legolas and Aragorn)

+5 votes   media: True Story
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 7:18am replied:

*Veirdest
*Deutchlander
*Mein
*Join ze Reich

-1 votes   media: German Tavern
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 9:24am says:

MEIN BEER! MEIN BEER! VHERE IS MEIN BEER VAITER?! I AM NOT A DEUTSCHLAND SOLDIER IF I DO NOT HAVE MEIN BEER IN MEIN HAND!
Mein beard too. Vhere is das?

+31 votes   media: German Tavern
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 9:03pm replied:

I go for both parties.
They're a great duo of friends.

+4 votes   media: Nither did I.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 5:47am replied:

Oh.
Australia is too sane of a place for my likings.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 30 2014, 10:13pm says:

Holy sweet Jesus. You're telling me I can create an entire continent, not just an island!!!?

+4 votes   media: Europe Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 9:24pm says:

Always thought this would have been solely an ATGM sight.

+7 votes   media: Realistic 1ПЗ-3 Sight (BMP-2, BMD-2, BMP-3 Sight)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 5:25am replied:

Finally.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 8:00pm replied:

"And then Jordan Gleeman figured out that he was surrounded. All hope was lost. He reliased he had nothing to lose and decided to go Rambo on them b*tches arses. He emptied his entire clip, tossed several grenades and took a lot of bullets to the chest, but still he stood, tall and proud as he watched an air strike strike in front of him, wiping all them motherf*ckers that was doing him harm. And he laughed."

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:29pm says:

THAT'S all Finnish for Dog/breeds of dog?

+2 votes   media: Dog
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 10:04am replied:

It's not a bug.
It's a bot hanging himself in shame because he was coded by the people who are now tarnishing everything the BF franchise stood for up to 2142.

+12 votes   media: War takes its toll on the minds of men
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

Well... this generation needs to be taught lessons the past has brought us, and to think before they speak (or post).

+6 votes   media: dark humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 11:25pm replied:

Praise to Nurgle!

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 10:54am replied:

Knowledge.
Only... women now need to have some kind of device for them so they can feel what it's liked to be kicked in the nether-regions as a man.
That s equalism, no?

+4 votes   media: How Men React To Labor Pain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 5:13am says:

This is the best campaign for any political candidate on the local, state, or federal level I have ever seen!
CLICK THE LINK

+4 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 5:00am replied:

Territorial violation.
If you know what I'm saying.

+11 votes   media: Putin's Babe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 1:31am says:

Putin has a lot of territory to annex from her...

+19 votes   media: Putin's Babe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 10:36am replied:

Anyone who likes neat and tidy things would get riled up at that, dude. You don't need OCD for that.

+2 votes   media: Dumping these here.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 5:39pm replied:

You only say that because you have this phobia. You don't want to be the cause of an empty beer glass.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 5:37pm replied:

It needed to be said.
*Cries with proudness*

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:18am replied:

Who says they need to be uncovered?
SECRET OIL TRUCK ANTI-TANK MINE!

+2 votes   media: Biggest enemy of the soldier: Mother Nature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 11:20pm replied:

*The falling tower

+1 vote   media: BF4 Caspian Border 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 8:09pm replied:

And lens falres. Don't forget lens flares.

+3 votes   media: Some screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 6:34pm replied:

Huzzah for the Bosnia and Herzegovinan!

+2 votes   article: Global Storm Mod - Strikes Back
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 5:42am replied:

He's Wally here in Australia too.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 9:42pm replied:

OH! That's why he's always depitced like a rectangle!
Gosh I'm thick.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 4:07am says:

Why not use The Obscure's HD USMC textures from BF2 Addons?

+2 votes   media: MARPAT textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 12:58am replied:

I bow to thee, master.

+1 vote   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 11:08am replied:

That was predetermined by the Red Green Blue colour index.
Unless you use LSD or some other *ahem* augmented reality tablets, you'll never see new colours.

+2 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:46am says:

And just in time too, I was getting bored.

+6 votes   media: funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:44am says:

They say human imagination is limitless.
I say to them "invent a new colour" and they shut up.
But sure enough, wait a short while, and people all around the world will show you ho limitless human stupidity can be.

+6 votes   media: Have some Humor gifs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:45pm replied:

READ MAH STORIES THEN!
I've recently started a series of 9 stories based around dinosaurs (not Jurassic Park). I'm up to story number 5.

+1 vote   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:28am replied:

I'm not smart enough to come up with my own stuff you know.

+1 vote   media: Some metro last light moments
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:29am replied:

We say we want it to happen, but we really don't want an MW2/3 Makarov situation in real life.

+8 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 8:27am replied:

Hey, HEY! I play both console and PC equally. I have Mount and Blade Warband and Battlefield 2, GTA IV, Dawn of War Dark Crusade and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, not to mention Empire Total War on my PC. I play them all a lot. Most of the time even.
I fail to see why you guys hate consoles. They have their ups as well as their downs. So what?

+4 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 4:45am replied:

Yep.

+3 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 4:44am replied:

What, don't you like a searingly hot jet engine roast the living daylights out of the ground beneath it as the jet itself launches its 16 Hydra missiles and fires its Vulcan gatling autocannon?

+2 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:11am says:

I swear she's the predecessor to JARVIS.

+11 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:05am says:

I remember something embarrassing I did YEARS ago and it ruins the rest of my day.

+10 votes   media: Story of my life
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:02am says:

I don't like war, but damn I like military stuff.

+14 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:01am says:

Actually I ordered Watch Dogs for Xbox...
So...
Does that exempt me from the liberation?

+3 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 3:00am says:

Actually the jets evolved from the planes, so the helicopter is the newcomer.
But recently VTOL jets have been discovered raoming the wild, so the helicopter is on the brink of extinction.

+10 votes   media: Murika
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 18 2014, 6:30pm replied:

What yo talkin' 'bout? If dat BMP didn't get outta da way in time, it deserved ta tipped over!

+7 votes   media: Some screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 8:10pm says:

I am going to play this mod when it updates.
Does the AH-1Z and Mi-28 have Anti Aircraft missiles?

+2 votes   media: ТУ95МС
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 7:58pm says:

Not to mention Koko the Gorilla.
And Alex the African Grey.
No...
Never mind...
They're all too sad to go into.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 7:54pm says:

Who are the three little trolls I see before I see Quebec?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:59pm replied:

Now drink it, AK151.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:27am says:

Such a good game if it weren't for the juvenile approach to the...
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
Because there are two types of girls in the game:
1 Naked
2 About to be

+2 votes   media: Some metro last light moments
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:45am says:

I thought the title implied humour would be served. Never have I been so wrong.

+5 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:44am says:

Amen.

+16 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:44am says:

Why not H? Hydrogen is first and best!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 5:43am says:

I am not ashamed to admit I have 3 teddy bears. Daddy bear, mummy bear and baby bear. Toddler toys. I would never part with them. Ever.

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 6:07pm says:

You never know what demons have been released from the warp in the wake of a nuclear war.

+13 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 6:05pm says:

Niko doesn't say that, Roman does, silly cartoonist.

+17 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:23pm replied:

Don't know what you're complaining about, mate. I love it here in Australia with all the Death Adders and bushfires and Kangaroos and Sharks and Spiders.

+11 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:08am says:

Show me a vid plz.
I must judge for myself.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:05am replied:

It is only logical to practice how to be good at continuing the species.
Live long and fap well.

+8 votes   media: Fap
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 8:10pm replied:

Precisely.

+2 votes   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:16pm replied:

You must go deeper.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:24pm replied:

I write science-faction (science fact with a fictitious plot and setting).

+4 votes   media: more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:14pm says:

I like this update.
This is a NICE update.

+3 votes   media: Global Storm new sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:57am replied:

I was just going to say it seemed similar to Daqang Oilfields (I think that's the one). You know, the in-game trailer map.

I like it.

+2 votes   media: Tian Shan Oil Refinery W.I.P.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:59am replied:

You did the same for me several weeks ago.
A package with your dispatch's head should be arriving at your doorstep by now.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:58am replied:

I would too.
If I had money.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:55am replied:

Russia started weeks ago.
Germany, you're getting old.

+10 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 4:55am says:

I thought it was the corset.

+11 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 12 2014, 9:33am replied:

I am still confused over all the hate of EUball.
What is the EU doing to get this much hate? As an Australian, I am not too well informed on the opinions of Mother Britain's European friends.

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 12 2014, 9:28am says:

Why?
FOR THE GLORY OF GERMAN ENGINEERING, THAT IS WHY!

+1 vote   media: BMW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2014, 12:53pm says:

I see no empty vodka bottles outside.
I call lies.

+21 votes   media: Russian Apartment Building
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:22pm replied:

Should I buy the game just for that quote?
I love repeating this from the original:
"And so I says to Hans 'what mine'?"

+1 vote   media: But Mutter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:19pm says:

I never knew Huusars were from Indonesia.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:32pm replied:

I guess.
Never had a political dream before.
Oh jeez.
I better get out of here before the group moderators arrive!

+2 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:28pm replied:

Your time in solitary has made you vulgar, man.

+6 votes   media: Breaking Barriers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 2:23am replied:

I had a dream just last night. I was standing in the middle of a city full of skyscrapers and video billboards. I was on the corner of an intersection in said street. There was someone behind me whom I was ranting to (I don't know who, or whether they were a boy or girl), and I was ranting how I hated this society. Word for word:
"I hate this society! It's all become buy, sell, sell, buy! We build, we don't survive!"
There was something about Wall Street in there too, but I've never had a dream that has been that forefront with its message.

+2 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 2:16am says:

One of the best moments in Vladmir Putin's career. Not to mention the Internet's career.

+13 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 6:13pm says:

Missing foregrip?

+3 votes   media: Icelandic Soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 3:06am says:

Word
^
Found one!

+9 votes   media: There are no words
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:22pm says:

PP-2000
One of my favorite PDWs.

+4 votes   media: Agent 001
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:21pm replied:

Bushfires, snakes, kangaroos, emus, snakes, wasps, heat, bushfires, sharks, fish, snakes, coral, Australians, snakes, bushfires. Mate, they're all after us.
Except the magpies. I feed them often and there's not been a single swooping around my school for years.

+3 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:16pm replied:

I will give Russia credit for doing that - not causing a single casualty. But I don't know if I can agree with your statement about Nazism or Fascism on the rise in Ukraine. Has there been any confirmation of this?
Being in Australia, I only have a one-way perspective, and I see Russia invading the Ukraine under the guise of protecting its citizens when it is clearly after keeping a foothold in the Crimea region. That is how the news is portraying the situation. I hear the Ukraine is getting a new government in March through a democratic vote. I have heard nothing of Nazism or Fascism.

+2 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:15pm says:

I swear tanks do not submerge like that.

+2 votes   media: Valdez T-90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:13pm replied:

*Relfeks
Svir is used for T-72.

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 4 2014, 7:11pm says:

I don't see the ATGM launcher in any of the 3rd person shots.
Maybe make it a guided shell like in BF3 instead so you don't have to worry about editing the model.
Also, what faction is the opposing side?

+1 vote   media: Operation Road Rage T90 Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 2 2014, 1:30am says:

Dear Iceland.

Is Indonesia, Iceland, even Switzerland can of seeings the abomination the cartoonist has made.
P.S: Kurwa.
P.P.S.S: Poland stronk!

Sincerely, Poland.

+7 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 8:10pm replied:

Who are the PKK?

+1 vote   article: October 22 1993, Battle of Lice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 7:08am replied:

"My fellow Americans.
It has come to my attention that Canada has, for the past hundred years, been oppressed by a brutal regime of Moose, preventing the people from eating their own Poutine. These Moose have also been inventing WMDs, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere in the world. Rumour has it that the WMDs use experimental and extremely volatile 'sorry warheads', the effect of these warheads is to make the targeted population feel sorry for not bowing down to Moose supremacy. The Canadians have gone without their Poutine for long enough. It is time for the United States of America to bring back the Democracy to the people of Canada, while looting their oil reserves while we're at it. But let's not focus on the details. Liberty is coming to Canada, and not even the might of God or the Russian Federation will stop it.
God bless the soldiers and our drones, and God bless the United States of America."

+10 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 6:54am says:

Amen...?

+4 votes   media: Praise The Omnissiah!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2014, 4:28am says:

Fair enough, no?

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 27 2014, 4:24am replied:

I've been writing using Microsoft Word with Font Size 12. Each chapter is at least 10 A4 pages in length. The story thus far has reached 246 pages.
Please, tell me what you think after reading. Since I'm so unsure of myself I keep seeking anyone's approval for the things I find pleasing.

+1 vote   article: Chapter 22 - Banana Pancakes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 3:54am says:

Am I the only one around here who instantly scrolls to the nearest Countryball comic?
Who are the two ones anyway, Italy and Greece?

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2014, 1:18am replied:

Dude, they still have Mylie Cyrus.

+7 votes   media: SmackDown concluded.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2014, 1:16am says:

(Correct me if I am wrong, which I may be)

Pity it wasn't voted into reality.

+1 vote   media: Poor Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2014, 10:18pm replied:

And not tell many people what's burning in the process.
That's the media.

+2 votes   media: What Passes for News These Days
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 17 2014, 12:45am says:

Y countryballs b mad at Putinland?
Y Britainball b happy?
Y Muricaball b callin' dipsh*t on EUball?
Y? Y U DO DIS?

+9 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 15 2014, 1:19am replied:

I don't have a crush and no one has a crush on me.
And I'm okay with that.
I prefer to be alone playing games and writing my story all day.

+6 votes   media: Valentines Day
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 4:36am says:

What happened to "no new additions"?
Not accusing you or anything.
Or maybe I did not interpret your statement correctly.

+3 votes   media: SV-98 & G36C
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:21am says:

I really see it as the USA's problem. The USA saw it and dumped it in the cocktail that makes lots of pop-stars stupid and/or crazy (or in this case are they the same thing?). It was not a faulty product, nor was it falsely labelled. It was just a teenage boy who had a relatively good voice and US businessmen said "Bring him in" and its ego went through the roof.
But it's funny as hell to see the cousins squabble.
*Flies away through the roof*

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 13 2014, 4:07am says:

What IS this?
I not of gettings, probably cause is that I of Australia and Australians not of caring what is happens beyond borders unless it concerns America or Britain.

+4 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 4:11am says:

...Canada's seeking world domination? Since when?

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 4:09am replied:

*Slowly starts leaving for fear the insanity is contagious*

+10 votes   media: Sir waffle-jaw
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 11 2014, 7:06pm says:

Audi and Russia orking together to butt-hurt the USA?
Auch, Amrica.
Geddit? Ouch/Auch?

+10 votes   media: Well played, Audi. Well played.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:58am says:

Intriguing. What do you call this recipe?

+2 votes   media: An interesting recipie I thought up on Imgur...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:54am says:

Some American soldiers in Iraq and find a map in an abandoned bunker.
It turns out to show the location of every terrorist camp in the world, even in Australia.
Problem is...
None of them can read modern measurements.

+15 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2014, 4:49am says:

On a serious note, has there ever been a successful division of territory between two nations? I mean, an island two nations claim sovereignty over, then decide to split 50-50 and lived happily ever after (until WW3 of course)?

+6 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:16pm replied:

Maybe the sniper could be the JNG-90. It's a Turkish sniper rifle, thus used in the Middle East. If the MEC stands for Middle East Coalition, then it is logical to assume Turkey is part of the MEC.

+1 vote   media: Sounds like fun...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 12:19am replied:

X-rays, dude.
*To myself* I think I am right, am I?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 11:01am says:

BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars

Yay or Nay?

+15 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:26am replied:

I have an idea.
Why don't we find all the countries that are the best in a particular area - Finland at teaching, Portugal at lessening drug addiction, Iceland at financial recovery - and try to copy what they did to get those good markings. In Australia we get pretty good marks in country-wide and world-wide tests, but we aren't really happy about school. I want to know what Finland gets so right and how it can make me enjoy school.

+1 vote   media: What's wrong with US?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:13pm replied:

Aimbot, you mean?

+2 votes   media: In ze face!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:10pm says:

Send her/him into the Sun.
Wait, not enough, this requires a whole new level of purging.
What is beyond the Sun and Exterminatus?

+9 votes   media: He did WHAT?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 7:12pm replied:

They're a secret? Dude, it appears you haven't heard: their whole tank corps and helmets and other protective equipment is made out of Nokias.
The reason they held off the USSR so well in WWII was because their body armour was made out of prototype Nokia-computers. Get with the programme, man.

+5 votes   media: Finland VS Russia ! Zee EPIC scenario !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 7:06pm says:

Might want to make it ever so slightly more advanced: this is the 1990s after all.
Maybe add ERA or NERA (Explosive Reactive Armour or Non Explosive Reactive Armour).

+3 votes   media: T-44M
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 7:00pm replied:

Almost 12 hours.
This isn't a working model, however - wheels and MG and steering wheel need to be modeled separately so they can move independently.
So only the hull is (fat as it is) complete.

+1 vote   media: LAIT (unpolished and obese version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 8:49am replied:

By coffee you mean vodka, right?

+3 votes   media: CUP HOLDERZ
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 7:26am replied:

I post images as often as I can, don't I?
And I try to work on my story when I can.
Have you read any of it?

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 7:19am replied:

Most.
The game Battlebro and I are creating but will never finish is set in the Warhammer 40k universe, but seperate from the majority of the action, like the Imperium.
Right now I've figured out the factions' vehicles and weapons, and modeled some of them, but the vehicles will be hard.
Battlebro insists we should (I'm skeptical for all the work needed) to map the entire continent on which the game is set. I've mapped it out on paper, but not designed any of the 3 cities, or any major landmarks.
The three cities are Bajalska (built on top of a desert Mesa), Krosis (built around a mountain at the edge of an inlet), and Tukus (built into the highlands at the south of the continent to keep the people relatively warm).
I'm the dude with the story, he and his friends are the technical prowess.

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 6:47am replied:

The Internets, my dear Sakura, the Internets.

+2 votes   media: BZ-11A Asaaj
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2014, 11:52pm says:

DCS?

+1 vote   media: T90A_DCS
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2014, 11:51pm says:

Damn, Russia, you good.

+1 vote   media: AK12/AKU12/SVD12/RPK12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 24 2014, 8:22am replied:

And I love you, random citizen.

+25 votes   media: Old Guard in Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 24 2014, 7:38am says:

Let's give these gentlemen greatcoats.
Gentlemen love greatcoats.

+24 votes   media: Old Guard in Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 4:02am replied:

IT WHAT?!
When was this announced?

+2 votes   media: GLA Marauder Mk. II
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:51am says:

How does one react to this?
Answer me, slaves of the Internet.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 11:19pm replied:

Not to mention the damned sexiest helicopter around.

+4 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 11:16pm replied:

Only problem is that I could have talked to Smaug for much longer.
Flattery is too obvious and never really works outside cartoons.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 5:05am replied:

What was it Gaz said in Call of Duty 4?
Oh that's right...
"...The sins of our fathers..."

+2 votes   media: My home
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:37am says:

Why must it look so different from the original model?

+2 votes   media: BF4 MRAP WIP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:21am says:

Story would be similar in Australia too.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 8:19pm replied:

They could easily be ignored. This is a mod, after all, not a fully fleshed-out game.

+3 votes   media: HK-416 and MP7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 6:36pm replied:

My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.

+1 vote   media: Who Are You?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:11am replied:

Don't worry, I'll keep your vodka safe.
In my stomach.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2014, 3:21am says:

Tobruk?

+2 votes   media: coming 0.4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2014, 2:33am replied:

SPIRITS? WHERE? LET ME DRINK MINE VODKA!!!!

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2014, 7:41am says:

Is anybody of gettings this?

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 9:00am replied:

No. That's a fake.
A real Morgan Freeman would never ask for anything in return for narrating your life.

+6 votes   media: Wat?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 8:59am says:

This follows plausible physics that cannot be denied. What are you raging about? The fact you're not this badass?

+9 votes   media: bollywood
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:23am replied:

Adrenaline is the word you were looking for.
Keep playing or you'll lose your adrenaline and the pain will come back to you as one huge sledgehammer. Keep playing and you'll delay it and might score some points.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:20am replied:

(If I am misreading you, please ignore me)
Guys...
That's New Zealand.
Australia's the one with white stars.

+8 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:17am replied:

I like my good big brother as opposed to Mother's rebellious favourite.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2014, 7:07am says:

You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.

+11 votes   media: Wat?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 5:57pm says:

Where from and for what faction?

+5 votes   media: XM25 Airburst Rifle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 5:15am replied:

But wook at that cute wittle face. Can you really say no to...
......................Smother it.

+7 votes   media: Meet My Son
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 4:23am replied:

The majority of Australia views you as 'in our pocket'.
I don't.
This is the majority of Australia talking.
Totally not me.
Most absolutely not me.
Completely, undeniably, definitely not me.

+3 votes   media: Heard Canada had a World Map. Why not Australia?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2014, 2:08am says:

Just replace "Asians" with "Tourists".

+6 votes   media: Heard Canada had a World Map. Why not Australia?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 10:20pm replied:

All their mass murderers are imported.

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:21pm replied:

Only problem is that official rented BF3 servers do not support mods.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:15pm replied:

You get the picture.
BF3/4 are MoH rip-offs.

+3 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:13pm replied:

JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!
AND fix that TERRIBLE campaign AI.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:08pm replied:

No different from North Korea in that respect, is it?
IN THAT RESPECT, not talking about the government type.

+4 votes   media: The Cold War
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:55am replied:

Australian?
All we have is the F88 Austeyr, and those are used EXCLUSIVELY within Australian and New Zealand forces.

+1 vote   media: UoNAN Soldier (Medic)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 7:31pm says:

The hand looks a little broken.

+4 votes   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3/BF4 M1A2)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 6:28pm replied:

I play it often. Not because I like it, I just find BF3 to be an okay dude shooter and I don't have any other popular games that I can play online. But it is a CoD rip-off, I know.

EA/DICE's reason for not supporting modding was 'it would be just too hard to mod'. WELL THEN MAKE IT EASIER! PUBLISH A MODDING SOFTWARE LIKE BATTLECRAFT FOR BF1942, AND FOR BF2! The real reason for them to do that was so that the community could only buy their $50 mods (DLCs) and make more money.
I prefer games with good singleplayer.
Spec Ops: The Line is a FANTASTIC game, if you're someone like me who cares for a good storyline. It really screws with your mind in the end.

+5 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:32am replied:

Sorry we stole your islands, but... long live The Emperor in the North!

+10 votes   media: Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:25am replied:

Maybe in this alternate universe they have dominated thanks to their pet, Greenland?

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 1:05am replied:

And this is why Skyrim is (arguably) better than GTA.

+4 votes   media: Skyrim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:58am replied:

Speed up to warp 9.8!
Helmsman! Re-rout all power to engines!
Photon torpedo ready!
Phasers firing!
Target destroyed! Engage all other nearby targets!

+4 votes   media: Geordi's VISOR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:53am replied:

I don't pay attention to what is 'hip' or 'spiffing', fellow internet explorer.
Is not caring being a hipster?
......At what point will I hear the Inception BWAAAAAAAARRRRB?

+1 vote   media: Moar stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:37am says:

WHERE IS THIS FROM?

+2 votes   media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BMPT Terminator)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:56am says:

This man deserves to be promoted to God status.

+19 votes   media: Consequences
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:55am says:

Germany: Guten Tag, Polen, do you want to play ze annex game?
Poland: N-
Germany: BLITZEN MY KRIEG!

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:43am says:

That's just Canada being good.
Or should I say 'god'?
Or should I say Morgan Freeman?

+4 votes   media: Good Guy Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:39am replied:

Well, did those monks believe in self-defence? Of course not, they let their monasteries be unprotected and kept it that way. In these days, however, you can nuke your enemies and claim it was God's hands that guided those missiles.
FOR THE GLORY OF NON-VIOLENT CHRISTIANITY!

0 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:36am says:

Hold up, why isn't Australia in here? Why isn't Australia shaking hands with Turkey?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:32am says:

*From Canada to the country on the right*
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT."

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:31am replied:

There is an alternate universe where (our definition of) cruelty is considered (their definition of)kindness.

+5 votes   media: A parallel Universe
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 10:35pm says:

I knew it was possible!
How long until an update to Armoured Kill?

+2 votes   media: BF4 Cougar Mrap 4x4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 6:48am replied:

Of course it is based of the AUG.

+5 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 4:20am replied:

The only thing they will miss.

+2 votes   media: Unda' de' sea'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:15pm replied:

Your a mini-Britain, only you've been severed from the Hive Mind for 200 years. We were all bound to take the same path, eventually.
And your our first target.

+1 vote   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:13pm replied:

And I want to be Captain Australia, teaming up with Captain New Zealand and Captainness Canada!

+9 votes   media: The Multiverse Theorem.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 6:02am replied:

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
I invite all minor nations to join in on World Liberation Day!
The event will be held on a January in 2119.
We're saving the world from an imminent communist threat that has been plaguing us since before Jehovah and Allah first became playmates. Bring your Freedom and load up your Democracies, farm your lead and shoot da whoop, because we're gonna be delivering Liberty to the world!

+3 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 5:47am replied:

Yes, my variant.
I thought the other (Cadian) variant unnecessarily bulky.
I might have to remodel it later on because the handle is a bit too big, or the barrel is a little thin.

+1 vote   media: Taalisian Forces Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:39am says:

That's not an idiot.
That is Philosoraptor reincarnated in the form of a human!

+10 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:37am replied:

I feel sort of sorry for the guy/gal, like I must inform him of the right answer...
Pff, screw it. It will remind others that he/she is at the lower end of the gene pool!

+4 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 2:31am says:

New Zealander! NEW ZEALAND!
No one gets do dis Australia's half-brother!
Anyone who does will be some of the first targets in our plan for global domination.

+8 votes   media: There Are Idiots Among Us...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:48am says:

Working on the Taalisian Forces Armoury now.
Since they take a bit less work, I'll do basic colour schemes to them too. I emphasise: BASIC. There would be more detail done through Photoshop with paint fading and such, so don't expect a godsend.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:39am replied:

Who measures?
Just drink!

+9 votes   media: Thank you!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:37am says:

God, Jesus, bloody hell!
SINCE WHEN DID FACEBOOK BECOME A F*CKING MOVIE INDUSTRY?!

+2 votes   media: Two Guns Up
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:47am replied:

WHO IS NEGATING MY KARMA!?
TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THEIR HOME!
I'll make B*tch kings out of them.

+2 votes   media: Kings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:44am says:

Vod Ka F*ck?!

+10 votes   media: True Love
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 6 2014, 5:43am says:

Dude, you got it wrong.
There's a Lich King in WoW.
There's a Witch King LotR.
Then there's the Bitch King in GoT.
Figure out which one.
Shouldn't be hard.

+5 votes   media: Kings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 6:15am says:

Unnecessary is the only word I can use to describe this.

+2 votes   article: Menemen Incident, 23 December 1930
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 6:08am replied:

Psh, only pu$$ies wash hands.
Give extra immunity to all others by spreading bacteria and disease.
SPREAD THE LOVE OF NURGLE!

+1 vote   media: A piece of advice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:55am replied:

Black part doesn't need fixing, I think, but yes, good indeed.

+3 votes   media: New Textures for the Swedish Leopard 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:54am says:

This would be BF4 (looks wise) if it weren't for that problem with the animation around the wrist. Pity it has to do that.

+7 votes   media: New Textures for the Swedish Soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2014, 10:15pm replied:

*Remembers the movie Paul*
No.
It's probin' time!

+3 votes   media: Cat
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:53am replied:

...Killed...?
...Really? I mean, what he did was bad but... if he didn't kill anyone and he was not armed, he doesn't deserve death. Who knew if he even was in his right mind.

+2 votes   media: Tank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:46am replied:

I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.

+1 vote   media: Your Zombie Slaying Team
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 6:02am says:

What is it with the Axis and metal bawxses?

+1 vote   media: Semovente 75/18
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 8:34am replied:

I don't know. I just found it.

+2 votes   media: Rocket launcher... soon...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:51pm replied:

If I had the Necron, I'd tape a Nicholas Cage face to its staring face, that way I'm always protected.

+1 vote   media: Pick A Best Friend
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:35pm says:

New M9 or new enemies?
Or the EMR in your teammate's hands?

+1 vote   media: LAV done
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 8:55pm replied:

Where do I say that?

+1 vote   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 6:57pm replied:

I recall Mexico only being plundered by Spain.

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 20 2013, 6:48pm says:

Spain, France, and who and who? And why?

+1 vote   media: Funny stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:07pm says:

Sure, because you use lightly armoured artillery vehicles in close quarter combat.

+2 votes   media: Karkand
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 8:34pm replied:

You mean the story behind it, or whether it magically disappeared?

+1 vote   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:48am replied:

Hate to ruin the party, but he was joking.
"Joking".
He is not retiring. He'll just keep singing and spray painting and paying hookers 'till her gets an award for his work.
In the meantime, let us continue to plot his demise. I'm thinking of creating Derp incarnate to pimp-hand his b*tch face then teabag the sh*t out of his tight little arse.

+20 votes   media: Rejoice!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 3:27am says:

DA!
WHEN TANKS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU KNOW WHEN MOTHER RUSSIA HAS WON!

+14 votes   media: Sprut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 8:11am says:

Y U NO GIVE FEEDBACK?!
COMMENT!
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!

+2 votes   article: Chapter 21 - Damocles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:27am says:

Let the espionage begin.
Let it be bigger than the NSA scandal.
And let the PC master race drink beer and place bets.

+21 votes   media: LELBROSWAGYOLOEPICWINZ
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 9:55pm replied:

DA, THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!

+2 votes   media: is-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 7:26pm replied:

Need money for a vacation.
Need work for money.

+1 vote   media: This is me...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 5:35am replied:

Fair enough.
Why not take away all the HUD? I like the idea of guessing when you're low on health and ammo, with nothing to tell you if a friend just died, and a map can be called any time when you press 'M'.

+1 vote   media: No hit markers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2013, 8:26pm says:

THIS is PORT VALDEZ?!

IMPOSSIBRU!

+3 votes   media: Updated model and textures for the AK-12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:48am says:

It's not Russia that's the problem. There's simply too much grey and not enough black and white (please think metaphorically).
In other words, there's not enough clear, definite information to stage a foreign intervention, if one is needed.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:40am replied:

How many do I have to kill to make the top of the list?
Oh wait, there's no beating Stalin.
Unless...
Makarov? Where are you?

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 2:50am says:

LET THE TWO-HEADED WINGED BEARS FLY!!!

+5 votes   media: MiG-29 (reskin)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:05pm replied:

UNINTENTIONAL PUN!!!!

+13 votes   media: And some depressing stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:03pm replied:

No, it's just called being a d*ck consultant.

+12 votes   media: And some depressing stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 7:02pm replied:

This is for Winter Warfare, right? Winter = snow.

+1 vote   media: IS-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 4:58pm replied:

The provinces of Canada?
Sorry, in Australia we're divided into 6 states and 2 territories.

+2 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 9:06am replied:

Makarov style?
Please!

+1 vote   media: Civil Protection Oil's Well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:43am says:

Everyone EXCEPT Poland?
SOMALIA?

+7 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:40am says:

The states of Canada?

+2 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:39am replied:

Vodka, anyone?

+6 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:36am says:

But... it's Russia you're after, Mister USA, and consequential global war.
Just like you and Infinity Ward, DICE and loads of other game companies always wanted.
Just like you always wanted.

+6 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:33am replied:

Nukes.
Guns.
Military.
Education.
Prisons.
Muricans.

+4 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 10:58pm replied:

It's like a Sky Burial, but slower and with more panic.

+5 votes   media: Plenty of Fish in the Sea
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 5:22pm says:

It looks SO much better without a HUD.

+2 votes   media: New CZ-805 Desert Fixed & PMC's Desert Uniform
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2013, 10:37pm replied:

Sand Beige is the colour you're describing.

+1 vote   media: New Textures for the AUG A3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2013, 7:13pm says:

Arctic camouflage?

+1 vote   media: IS-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2013, 4:08am says:

Models are a bit basic though...
Hopefully they will be improved later.

+1 vote   media: FOR THE EMPEROR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 10:53pm says:

Do my eyes deceive me in making me think these are better textures and lightmaps?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.6
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 5:45pm replied:

Oh.
I haven't paid much attention to it because I was too busy installing MASSIVELY AWESOME mods to ARMA 2

+1 vote   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 9:30am replied:

Don't have it.
Practically I just see it as ARMA 2 with better graphics, more units and greater mechanics.

+2 votes   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 6 2013, 12:50am replied:

Seems good enough. The world domination will teach us ALL to be thankful for what we have.
Thankyou Canada, and for the record, I've never made fun of all these 'sorry' jokes, aside from one time. That's it.

+5 votes   media: Canada
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 7:58pm says:

My section is devoted to visualising the main character of my story that is currently 228 pages in length and over 108,000 words.
And thinking about an awesome game I'd make if I had the time, knowledge and motivation.

+5 votes   media: XKCD
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 7:55pm says:

This is less jungle, more tundra-like. But whatever, it's good nonetheless and would probably blend in in-game.

+2 votes   media: BMP-2 New Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 8:53pm says:

Outdated by a long shot, isn't it?

+3 votes   media: Tokarev TT-33
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 8:09pm says:

No preview of SMAW?
Also, what has changed since V0.5?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm mod v0.6
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 4:47am replied:

*Pepper your Angus.

+10 votes   media: oil
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 2:43am says:

Are there other WWII tank models on the GTA SA sites that can be converted?

+1 vote   media: Maus is ready!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 29 2013, 1:21am says:

You want me to sketch away?

+1 vote   media: Congo Warfare Ideas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 6:09am says:

GREAT! So NOW Australia's forbidding those with small packages from entering the country? Our border policies are now becoming TOO strict.

+8 votes   media: The small package
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 6:07am says:

She and her BF could have been sexting. He showed her the size she'd have to be dealing with later that night.
(CRINGING FOR INCOMING ARTILLERY ASSAULT OF BACKLASH)

+9 votes   media: The text message
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:51am replied:

@exalted40000
Nah, Murica would be the Imperium, because if you ain't Imperium, you a potential enemy, and how do you answer potential enemies? By invading the place, or by nuking it 'till no life exists, or a weird combination of the two.
Notice how one of the Imperium's main foes is the Tau, who are Space Commie Bovines/Fish? Remind you of a certain faction that collapsed in 1991?

+2 votes   media: warhammer-ball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:38am replied:

Frankly, please no backlash, I didn't mind watching Twilight. It was an all right movie, but to have that sort of thing carry on for three, no, four movies. No. I never watched anything beyond the first, and that was just me killing time as I was scrolling through random channels on TV.

+2 votes   media: I'm that girl from twilight....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:24am says:

How I feel about the majority of people whose conversations I accidentally overhear.

+8 votes   media: Stop Talking
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 5:06pm replied:

Little temple on the top... Christian Russians...

+9 votes   media: BMP-4 'Kurgan'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:40am replied:

So go to North Korea and become Kim Jong Un's successor why don't you?

+2 votes   media: My Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 24 2013, 6:42am says:

Sorry, husband, I be claimin' yo life insurance now, bitch!

+2 votes   media: Funny And Clever Wedding Photos
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 6:02am says:

Hokum Glock?

+3 votes   media: Error
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 4:56am says:

The Brainy Bunch much???

+6 votes   media: Teachers Caught Being Awesome
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:37pm says:

...I don't get this sort of backlash. What's C&H on about?

+5 votes   media: Hi.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:36pm replied:

No vietnam war inspired music?

-1 votes   media: Battlefield Africa Menu Music
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2013, 7:57am replied:

Crazy people don't know they're crazy. Russians know they're crazy so therefor they are not crazy. Isn't that crazy?
Or are they so sane that they seen crazy? Crazy, right?

+7 votes   media: Have some stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2013, 7:53am replied:

I don't know what else to say.
Someone make a smart pun or joke, please.

+8 votes   media: Some Extremely Unfortunate Names
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 20 2013, 3:39am replied:

*Sexist comment being inserted*

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LOLZ TEH GIRLZ R JUST AS BAD AT GAMZ AS THAY R @ DRIVING LOLOLOL!!!

+3 votes   media: CoD in real life (well, the older ones anyway)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 7:45am replied:

Internet: Sssshhhhhhh
Sssssssssshhhhhhhhhh
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

+4 votes   media: Some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 4:28am replied:

Neither of you answered the question.

+1 vote   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2013, 4:07am replied:

I don't. Never had a hard drive crash ever. Fc07.deviantart.net

+7 votes   media: Hard Drive Gone :(
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:32pm replied:

...From where...? O_O

+7 votes   media: random spidey
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:30pm replied:

Everything in WWII happened due to the power-lust left from WWI, so yes, humans are the reason that most bad things happen.

+5 votes   media: posters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:16pm replied:

FAB-U-LUS NIGHTMARES

+8 votes   media: Some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 4:57am replied:

I was expecting more along the lines of... Static.tumblr.com

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 4:54am replied:

Now you will fear every doge post on the internet, and this will prevent you and many others from liking them.
You're welcome.

+4 votes   media: Hopefully this will STOP THE DOGES
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:16am replied:

What I want to see is how they fit into Terminator suits: the arms look too far apart.

+2 votes   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:11am replied:

Rephrase: I must be smashingly handsome!

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 10:04am replied:

I like this diagram. Much more realistic proportions as opposed to most other depictions.

+3 votes   media: Astartes Anatomy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 7:17am replied:

I can do good models in sketchup if given a lot of time. What I need is proportions.
If I were to model, however, it's best not to ask for anything too... how should I say... curvy. I mean, if you remember the 2008 Beijing Olympics Bird's Nest stadium? That sort of thing is WAY out of my area of expertise.

P.S: I've been working on the AC-V and RS-I for Winter Warfare in Google Sketchup. They just need tracks.

+2 votes   media: Buildings of Nuuk, Greenland
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 3:11am says:

I have glasses and I don't get picked on.
I must be devilishly handsome!

+12 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 4:33am says:

Hitzones?

+1 vote   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 5:02pm replied:

I am not aligned with the Imperium. I am one of the lesser-known colonies of the Imperium that has succeeded from the Imperium. I was simply mocking the Imperium's attitude on many things.

+1 vote   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 11:23am replied:

My ranks?

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:50am replied:

I enjoy your use of puns. If I were where you are, I'd give you a pat on the head.

+5 votes   media: Podracing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:47am replied:

In Australia, it's not really the price, it's the speed.
I get lucky if I hit 600kb/s on my home's plan of... 25GB a month.
The government is using the funds from our promising Nation Broadband Network (that would change our copper phone/internet wires to fibre-optic) to scrap the Carbon Tax (which was actually a pretty good idea) and build more roads instead of upgrading public transport.
Here, we have the money, but parliament spends it in all the wrong places.

+7 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:42am replied:

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, biatch. I WILL use a smartwatch to cheat on a test.

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:39am replied:

IT DOES NOT MATTER! IT IS A MUTANT! PURGE THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!

+17 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2013, 3:38am replied:

It begins with a "T" and ends in a "roll"

+16 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2013, 5:08pm says:

I like the bullet drop on this gun. Thanks, Develop13

+1 vote   media: Port Valdez Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2013, 5:47am replied:

That can be kept to the Internet. I wouldn't want this being said in public.
Some of my friends say "lol" instead of just laughing...

+6 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2013, 3:40am says:

True that there are grammar nazis about, but unless you want "LOL", "YOLO" and "SWAG" to become mainstream in SPOKEN language, you should know how to speak English

+15 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 10:04am says:

*sigh* The futility of mankind... so depressing... until you see a pug in a tulip field. Then you know happiness.

+2 votes   media: country ball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 7 2013, 2:45am replied:

He couldn't have initiated the "House Party" protocol then and stopped millions of dollars of cars, machinery and building from crumbling into the sea?
Boy he was stupid there.

+11 votes   media: Have some funny pictures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2013, 5:43pm says:

I liked those CoD G3A3 sounds and animations

+2 votes   media: G3A3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2013, 5:39pm replied:

Trailers said that this new enemy "came from the Southern Hemisphere". That leaves either Australia or a coalition of South American forces.

+1 vote   media: COD ghosts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 9:53am says:

Aaaaaand you're never getting laid by her again.
Worth it though, bro

+31 votes   media: True love...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:16am replied:

And that's how that movie Gravity came to be! Russians blew up a "Russian" (so says Huston) spy satellite and that cause the debris to float in the atmosphere!
Good guy Russians! Killed a few good guys in the process, but all for your freedom online!

+2 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:09am says:

"How about you take our two for one deal? Casualties and tax dollars for a few drums of oil!"
"...This seems like one hell of a gamble... but I'll risk it. For liberty."

+7 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:07am says:

I will treat bricklayers with suspicion for the rest of my life.

+14 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:05am says:

Mine would blow up the universe.

+11 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 5:04am says:

Agreed. The people in power back then were just plain ********. Popes, kings and queens included.

+8 votes   media: More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:48am replied:

Pity you can't add more AI enemies to literally CHARGE you.

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Demolition map correction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:31am replied:

To which Games Workshop replied: "I that so? Then get this: a space marine, inside a space marine."

+2 votes   media: Advanced Space Crusade
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:29am says:

One does not simply drink his canned tea without flavoring it first.

+5 votes   media: Beakies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:28am says:

Marine: "I love you."
Ork: "Wort you say?"
Marine: "Wanna hug?"

+2 votes   media: Beakies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:21am replied:

What is it with robotics trying to make robots look human? All that's doing is giving more incentive to scrap them before they rise up.

+1 vote   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:14am replied:

Since we've escalated, how about we just launch an RPG and hope it breaks the atmosphere?

+5 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:17am replied:

So that billion dollars I never had... Jesus! I lost my family's fortune before I was born!

+13 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:15am replied:

Wat. When did this... I don't want to know.

+4 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:14am says:

Don't bother. The Edward Snowden may have told everyone about the monitoring on computers, but he didn't know about those many inter-continental spy satellites. They're everywhere at the same time. You can't hide. Just do one thing for me. Smile and wave up to the heavens. They'll get confused by your happy attitude and they'll move on to someone else.

+6 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:08am replied:

It's because of this is why they made that movie: The Incredibles.

+13 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:01am replied:

Possible to make the tracks rotate? I've noticed on every single tank model the tracks don't.
Part of the same model again, aren't they?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 El Alamain Panzer IV included
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 5:38pm replied:

I thought is was somewhere deep inside Uranus.

Excuse the vulgarity.
Not Canadian.

+11 votes   media: CNN In A Nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 5:18pm replied:

Seems good.
But why would Infinity Ward make all other soldiers as a helmet and body except her?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Russian female AI changed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 4:40am replied:

Are you kidding? I easily saw that! What in god's name were you thinking the original picture was supposed to be?

+12 votes   media: Complete The Drawing!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 9:44pm replied:

Certainly. And if you can, make variations with the hair colour. And some with helmets too.
And if she's a sniper, you might want to increase her accuracy, if you can?

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Russian female AI changed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 12:13pm says:

I'm lefter than you!

+3 votes   media: Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 7:28pm replied:

I thought it was a Somalian pirate attempt at a bazooka.

+4 votes   media: Party Cannon
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 10:39am replied:

Not to mention lights. All of them are staying well and truly... GOD DAMN IT THE POWER WENT OUT!

+1 vote   media: Pregnancy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 10:01am says:

Until, one day, someone brought a set of Airsoft guns to the workplace...

+15 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 31 2013, 10:29am says:

...................... I'm locking all my doors and windows... right... now...

+3 votes   media: Pregnancy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 31 2013, 4:23am replied:

Mortals mortified by Mortarion mortifying mortals.
Yo dawg.

+3 votes   media: Chaos
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 31 2013, 4:11am replied:

You'd expect, since it's the Red Army, that the Russian officers would take part in the battles.
Also, ever thought about making a Maxim machine gun?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Downtown Sniper map correction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 30 2013, 6:48pm says:

My god, man. You modded BF2 too far... Or not far enough, I can not tell.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 30 2013, 6:43pm says:

FAKE! THIS IS A FAKE! NOT ENOUGH LENS FLARES! THE SUN IS NOT BLINDING ENOUGH!

+2 votes   media: BF4 first gameplay !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 30 2013, 6:33pm replied:

The amount of COMPLAINTS about FUNNY reposts is TOO DAMN HIGH!

+1 vote   media: Have some humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 5:47pm says:

The T-90 HUD? The new BMP-3 HUD is the T-90 HUD.

+1 vote   media: Modifyed BMP-3 HUD
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 8:39am replied:

It knows when you're awake.
It knows if you've been bad or good.
But that doesn't matter - your soul is just as good either way.

+9 votes   media: Yeah...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:22am says:

This is what happens when you give stupid people power *cough* politicians *cough*

+7 votes   media: C&H: give a hand
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:19am says:

I should totally do this when I meet Sarah Jessica Parker!

+7 votes   media: C&H: horsey
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:17am replied:

Friendly arch-rivals of the Angry Marines.

+1 vote   media: battle sister and space marine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:50am replied:

That's what the sisters use. He doesn't want to go too hard on her now does he?
Believe it or not, Mister SunnyBitten, there are some Gothics who have managed to retain common courtosey.

+6 votes   media: battle sister and space marine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:35am replied:

Sneaky black-marketers! Czechoslovakian engineering amongst the British ranks? Outrageous! The Mother Country does not take superior weapons from inferior countries!

+1 vote   media: CoD2 ZB vz. 26 and Brengun comparison
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 24 2013, 6:06pm says:

...Yeah... so... okay...

+8 votes   media: Feels
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 10:52am replied:

Many others said there was a darker, deeper side of crazy in the internet...
It's not the Kraken, but I have no idea what I released.

+4 votes   media: In a World of Derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:16am says:

I could say several seedy things about this image... but I will resist for I do not want to be banned from this GLORIOUS ***... I MEAN WEBSITE. I MEANT WEBSITE.

+2 votes   media: 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:12am says:

Nurgle, stop possessing him!
(Only 40k gamers will know)

+6 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 22 2013, 7:12am replied:

In redneck American wilderness... bear hunt you.

+11 votes   media: trappers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 6:35pm replied:

It's gone beyond that.

+1 vote   media: Moving off making fun of congress (for now)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 7:36am replied:

*Bawksez
Know your Chaotic English, man.

+2 votes   media: 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2013, 2:34am replied:

...Like Pedobear... for mods...

MODOBEAR!

+6 votes   media: New Menu Background
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 6:34pm replied:

Ask North Korea. They love TRYING to nuke stuff.

+21 votes   media: C&H:Trick or Treat
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 9:17am replied:

Heartless people. Heartless people everywhere.

+7 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 6:25am says:

OVERKILL

+2 votes   media: New Blood FX
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 6:20am says:

USMC use the LAV-25, rather, as the main APC.
Mind telling me the vehicles you're planning on using and I could check them off for you.
Unless you just want to go for no-realism.

+1 vote   media: Bradley
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:25am says:

Hold on, I thought his pet was a T-Rex that's being kept well-fed and well-nourished in a secret underground bunker underneath the Whitehouse that not even the US president knew about.

+12 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:12am replied:

And you have no pity?

+7 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2013, 10:55am replied:

I will restate. It's BF3 with model and texture enhancements and more destruction. The biggest problem I could see about that skyscraper from the start was that if one team couldn't cap C, the skyscraper would come down. Tell me please, did everyone stay near each other of they were in a squad?
I wouldn't think so. There needs to be a HUGE shift towards a team-based game, not repetitive anarchy.

+1 vote   article: BF4 Beta First Impressions
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2013, 6:25pm says:

Needs better lightmaps.

+2 votes   media: SV-98
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2013, 9:31am replied:

Whenever you're not ready.

+3 votes   media: C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 13 2013, 7:09pm replied:

*Dice roll fails*
*explodes in hand*

+10 votes   media: Kasrkin\Stormtrooper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2013, 1:49am replied:

"So far"? This is the ONLY ACW-R I have seen in BF2.

+3 votes   media: ACW-R Desert/Woodland
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2013, 1:47am replied:

A hungry hungry hippo, are we?
MOAR shall arrive soon; I am now on to 188 pages.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 17 - Scars and Bones
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 11 2013, 3:33am says:

SKETCHUP???!!! YOU???!!!
And the best I can do is a desk.

+2 votes   media: SPAAB 2K
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 9 2013, 10:05pm replied:

Nope. Fremantle teens (perhaps all of WA) are suffering from the depression of intelligence.
Me? I use English most perfectly. But my brain cannot, for some obscure reason, remember notes for a test, or an exam. That is where my intellectual properties decrease inexplicably.

+4 votes   media: T_T
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 9 2013, 9:22am replied:

It is true what they say. There ARE gods among us.

+2 votes   media: Random
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 9 2013, 9:11am says:

Personally, I use the rape jet. Because it's fast and packs a lot of firepower. And it goes EVERYWHERE.

+18 votes   media: The Rape Game, you say?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 11:38pm replied:

I SERTENLY DID NOT COPY AN' PASTE MY AMFIBIOS TWANSPAWTS TO MAKE MY ARMY LOOK STWONGA. THOSE AH CAPITALIST LIES!

+3 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 11:20pm says:

Intellectuals, such as ourselves, must intervene in such affairs.

+16 votes   media: T_T
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 7:55am says:

91,839 words, 184 pages.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 17 - Scars and Bones
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 6:33am says:

I hope you posted this to show how weird the person who published this image is or...

+9 votes   media: What the...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 6:22am replied:

Britain uses Retake Colonies!

It's Super Effective!

America has fainted!

Congress has fainted!

+3 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 6:11am replied:

Agreed, but what has congress done?

+2 votes   media: Pros and Cons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 6:09am says:

Democracy? What is this strange language you speak? Could you, by any chance, be describing a popularity contest?

+13 votes   media: Error 404 - democracy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:34am says:

Anyone else for this to take the place of the Stormraven?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:24am replied:

I don't know what it needs, but BF2 and 2142 were the true-est Battlefields in the series. The games have to be more like them. Faction-specific weapons, no snowflake soldiers. Destruction and graphics can be kept, definately, but BF needs to move away from the COD ripoff BF3 generally was (except with bullet physics and vehicles and destruction).

+1 vote   media: random BF4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:19am replied:

Turkish lands are represented by wolves?

+2 votes   media: Turkiye and East Turkistan <3 <3 <3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:16am says:

AVAST YEE TURKISH SCALLYWAG! GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MOD AND I'LL BE OFF! AWAY FROM YEE! LEAVIN' YEE BE AS I GO PILLAGE OTHER VILLAGES! DOWNLOADS AHOY!

+5 votes   article: BF2: Pirates Event
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 7:45am replied:

Fortunately I downloaded a patch. I don't need to delete, I only need to overwrite.

+2 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 7:44am replied:

It does???
Why is this even possible?

+3 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 9:25pm replied:

You got that RPG-7 from Russia.

+2 votes   media: In soviet Russia
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:44pm replied:

Ridiculous when you think about it.

+1 vote   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:44pm replied:

What is that?
Does it begin with a 'Strip' and end in an 'pers'

+2 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:42pm replied:

And yet they turned out fine, I know. I'm just making fun of the whole 'we're doomed' thing.

+1 vote   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:41pm replied:

Obama was the one we all trusted. The one we thought didn't want war. We thought he didn't want to spy on his own people, and the world. HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE! WE TRUSTED HIM!

+3 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:40pm replied:

Britain uses Retake The Colonies!

America has fainted!

Congress has fainted!

+3 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 5:42am says:

They've been waiting 230 years for this moment.

+3 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 5 2013, 10:42pm replied:

All I heard was something that sounded like 'beer'.

+8 votes   media: Quick German Scene
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 8:01am replied:

DO YOU REMEMBIR VODKA?
DO YOU REMEMBIR YOUR KANGAROO WIFE?

+2 votes   media: Team Fabulous
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 3:44am replied:

I know there is weirder.

+1 vote   media: Gamer Poop
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2013, 11:25am says:

Report if you think this is too inappropriate. Be warned, this comes from the darkest, deepest, weirdest reaches of Youtube.

+1 vote   media: Gamer Poop
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2013, 10:47am replied:

It can be done so long as the Emperor charges your bayonet blade with zeal and spite! If you aren't pure enough, such a thing shall not happen. To this date, unfortunately, such a thing has not happened. But this should not discourage us, more so, it should ENCOURAGE us to be more pure.

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2013, 6:58am replied:

My god... They're spending the imaginary money on the making of Grand Theft Auto 6!

+4 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:27pm replied:

And he's closing in on the kill. Soon oil will be dripping from their mouths as they sink their teeth into delicious mechanical metal and tough rubber. Life on the steppes is hard.

+8 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:15pm says:

Why not Leila? She's a mutant.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:13pm says:

It can be done!

+4 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 10:49pm says:

This is the real reason behind it all!

+4 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 10:07pm replied:

I didn't downvote. I was just stating my own opinion. This is the actual theme from The Grey and it is more spine-tingling than the one by Mike. It is cold, just as this new Ice Age is. I am no music analyst, but the xylophone (I think that's it) sort of represents innocence lost. Is not war where innocence is lost? Where brutality comes into play over love? I know I'm going overly dramatic for this, but I feel that this, the original, is better than the cover by Mike. No offence to Mike, however. And the guitar plucking in the middle of it... I find that sad.

+2 votes   media: Unofficial Winter Warfare menu movie
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 9:21pm says:

I beg your pardon... what? No, I... what? Is there some kind of rivalry between the Dark Angles and Space Wolves that I am unaware of?

+1 vote   media: Game of Heresy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 9:32am says:

I never said I liked them. But I never said I didn't like them either. And now that I see them, I'm loving them.

+1 vote   media: Heared you like Forge World color schemes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 9:24am says:

True dat. But usually it's more like:
"I like that soil sample. That is a NICE soil sample."

+9 votes   media: Things and stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 7:51am says:

True story, bro.

+7 votes   media: Battlefield 4 Trailer
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 7:16am says:

Am I the only one...? Anyone...? Okay...

+4 votes   media: Damn you, brain!!!!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 7:15am replied:

I was just RE-INFORMING. I've never posted on this group before, cut me a smidgen of slack PLEASE.

+7 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 5:14am replied:

Well Sorreeee, mister.

+7 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 2:39am says:

Go 'view original'.

+6 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 2:13am says:

YOU LIE! THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY AND UNDENIABLY AND REDOUBTABLY BATTLEFIELD 3!

+4 votes   media: Battlefield 2: Final War ingame screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 27 2013, 8:05pm replied:

Of course, otherwise why would they add it?

+10 votes   media: EoTech FTS Magnifier Ingame
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 26 2013, 4:16am says:

Damn sexeh Czechoslovakian modification right there

+7 votes   media: BVP-2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 26 2013, 4:15am replied:

I was talking about the Israeli Defence Force mod.

+2 votes   media: Update 23.9.2013
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 24 2013, 4:41am replied:

They're giving out models and there still hasn't been a BETA! IDF mod! Make sense!

+5 votes   media: Update 23.9.2013
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 8:10pm replied:

Lucid Dreams can turn into Lucid Nightmares.

+1 vote   media: A picture dump
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 9:34am replied:

*Cough* Centurion Nipple Missiles *cough*

+4 votes   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 9:28am replied:

I like the improvised look to his armour. I don't know what else to say...

+1 vote   media: Just a Space Marine.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 6:10am says:

MY GOD! THE POOR TANKS! THE POOR BEAUTIFUL TANKS! YOU MURDERERS! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!

+5 votes   media: Battle of Vukovar - destroyed tanks and APCs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 6:00am replied:

Negative. I'm human, I'm just not with the Imperium. Extermanatus all you want.

+1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 5:35am replied:

But this is sadder and creepier...

+5 votes   media: Unofficial Winter Warfare menu movie
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 12:53am says:

This, fellow xenos, is how to tell if you are f*cked.

+3 votes   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 21 2013, 10:23am says:

Local? Your photo?

+2 votes   media: Njupeskär, Älvdalen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 20 2013, 8:35pm says:

Seems huge. Vehicles will need roads. I don't see any. Yet.

+2 votes   media: Voldsvegen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 20 2013, 1:58am replied:

We don't ahve enough people who are in the same location to do that - you need (at the least) three people to do those re-enactments. One to record (no idea how people in BF2 machinimas do that), and two to act cooperatively. I'm in Australia. Magnus and Gordon are really the only ones close to one another.

+1 vote   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 19 2013, 7:58pm replied:

DA DA DUNN

+2 votes   article: Chapter 16 - Over The Edge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 19 2013, 10:02am replied:

*cough* Breaking Bad *cough*

+7 votes   media: The kid should've known...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 19 2013, 9:49am replied:

...Sly Cooper. A guy. Raccoon.

+5 votes   media: My favorite PS3 game character/ I Love this guy!!!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2013, 8:09pm replied:

Seriously, there's no cloth strung around his waist.

+2 votes   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2013, 8:07pm says:

One of the best games of all time. Only needs model, mechanic and texture enhancements to compete with recent releases.

+6 votes   media: Death to Xenos! (And everyone else)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2013, 7:58pm replied:

Youtube.com
The track I was thinking of. Much more creepy.

+1 vote   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2013, 10:42am replied:

Then just still images and video clips that fade into one another and/or overlap.

+1 vote   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 18 2013, 6:06am replied:

Okay, the first image would have the soldiers and their hill photoshoped away from the other section (follow the fence and the smoke), the soldiers and the distant land would move left and right. SUBTLY. The distant area would have to be enlarged a little for that to happen though. Second image, follow the soldiers outline and crop the rest, then put some white blizzardy sky in.

+1 vote   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 9:10pm replied:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm in High School. My school is 40 minutes away from home by bus minimum. I don't have time for a job.

+1 vote   media: PC Part List
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 9:42am replied:

What about your own mod?

+1 vote   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:22am replied:

Also... he went... nudist?

+1 vote   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:08am replied:

Oh, okay. I'm a potato by the way.

+1 vote   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 8:56am replied:

I just had a (difficult and unlikely) idea. If you've ever played Halo: Reach, you'd have noticed there are two images as the menu; one foreground image and one background image. They slowly move left and right, almost unnoticeable. You could have the image of a soldier throwing a grenade, photoshop it to only include the soldier and the ground he stands on, then get the image of a hill with an MG42 emplacement firing, do the same with that. Get them to slowly move right and left, record it, then do another set of images. Tanks and explosions. Planes and AA fire. Infantry and smoke decoys. Machine guns and attackers. And just get a collection of those sorts of things. If you need an example, I'm sure there's something on Youtube with the Halo: Reach menu.
Also, why not get the longer, original version? That's a lot more spine-tingling.

+4 votes   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 8:45am says:

Earlier form of Terminator armour?

+1 vote   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 8:43am says:

And they said the Eldar's numbers are dwindling...

+3 votes   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 8:42am says:

Captain Price? Captain McMillan? Is that you?

+1 vote   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 8:41am says:

"I love the smell of purification in the morning."

+6 votes   media: Get some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 8:38am replied:

There was a person who lifted a whole helicopter about a metre off the ground at one end to save his friend, who otherwise may have drowned in a mud pool. So, yeah, humans can be superhuman given the direness of the situation.

+1 vote   media: No surrender
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 8:12pm replied:

Agreed.

+3 votes   media: The Grey - Into the Fray/City Surf - by Mike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 14 2013, 2:12am replied:

For EU anti-tank, I say FAMAS.

+2 votes   article: Global Warfront Overhaul
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 9:25pm replied:

It's not even courage. It's the sudden realisation that your enemy won't take prisoners and you will die anyway, so you might as well take as many (if any) as you can with you.
Imperial Guardsmen do not fight for The Emperor, they fight for their lives; they will be killed by their superiors if they don't sacrifice themselves. That is why they can be just as lethal as any Space Marine.

+4 votes   media: No surrender
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 10:15am replied:

I can't believe that little segment of mine got so many likes!

+1 vote   media: The Emperor gives you stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 5:34am says:

"This gun is oversized, so my aim may be a little off, so I may hit your leg instead, so your death will be slower than what is necessary. But that is a good thing. You will see who is killing you, and you will realise who will prevail. And I will take comfort in knowing that, for it has happened hundreds of times over. Struggle you may, but sanctuary you shall not find, for there is no place on this desolate rock that can hide you from what must be done. For I am the Long Arm of The Emperor, and you are His prey."

+9 votes   media: The Emperor gives you stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 5:26am says:

Wasn't this the "I have a Meltabomb" scene?

+2 votes   media: The Emperor gives you stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 5:25am replied:

Without Chaos, there is no fun. The internet is chaotic. Fun is chaotic. I'd prefer fun over logic any day.
But I do not fall so far that I cannot recover from it, unlike one such as yourself.

0 votes   media: The Emperor gives you stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 5:22am replied:

In the Rusvekyans, we do not honour death or killing as acts of heroism. The pain of the killing is forever,

+1 vote   media: The Emperor gives you stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 10:13pm says:

Hurah for the Exodites! (Not to cast stereotypes) They're like the French Resistance, only successful.

+2 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 9:53pm says:

African Union??? From the aftermath of Battlefield: Africa???

+3 votes   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 10 2013, 7:55pm says:

Go AKM. I think the soviets would care a little more for their African friends if they wanted to gain ground.

+5 votes   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 11:44pm replied:

Blank space.

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 10:57pm replied:

You're not giving me your oil that I liberated for you for me to use. We're no longer friends. Go join Russia or play some nuclear tennis or something.

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 10:55pm replied:

Here's a healthy dosage of a Democratic bomb for you!
You have oil? I must LIBERATE YOU!
Hey, now you're capitalist like me, why don't we become friends and forget all the civilian killing?

+2 votes   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 10:52pm replied:

The whole world must learn of my peaceful ways!
BY FORCE.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 8:24pm replied:

OH!
I.qkme.me

+1 vote   media: image dump of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 5:43pm says:

Turnin Japanese really turnin Japanese I really think so. I really think so.
Seriously, where will the Japanese symbols be used?

+1 vote   media: Some new banners for the factions
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:46am replied:

Compilation of many short stories that have a common storyline but different morals at the ends.
BTW, my name is Isaac. I am writing a story about a robot.

+2 votes   media: Le Dump
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:19am says:

"You know why I use knives...?"

+1 vote   media: image dump of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:18am replied:

*cough* I know *cough*

+1 vote   media: image dump of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:11am replied:

Mat Ward wuz here.

+1 vote   media: Have a few 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:10am says:

Wise words in these dark times.

+3 votes   media: Have a few 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 5:54am replied:

Wetsuit, bro. But I agree too. I am irritated by so many soldiers donning gas masks in this. So, yeah, PLA, Russia, you actually think someone's going to launch a nuke or chem weapons on the battlefield? That's a violation of combat law, and a waste of men on both sides.

+2 votes   article: The Road to Battlefield 4: Tweaked to the Core
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 11:34pm replied:

I'm not sure where the Necrons begin and the skulls end!

+2 votes   media: image dump of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2013, 3:52am replied:

Accidentally deleted it D:

+2 votes   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 5 2013, 7:55pm replied:

Agreed. And the sound of the ZPU needs to be more... more... thoomp; sounding like it has power.

+5 votes   media: IDF : Fight For Independence - Teaser 1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2013, 1:04pm says:

Is it just me or does this look like Skyrim terrain to anyone else?
Meant to be good.

+11 votes   media: Kingdom of Hrothgar - inspired by medieval Denmar
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2013, 7:29am says:

Why is a Techpriest of the Adeptus Mechanicus in the presence of a bio sample?
Go home techpriest, you're drunk.

+1 vote   media: Have some Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2013, 6:20am says:

That moment when Adobe wants an update...

+2 votes   media: THE BEST FACE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 3 2013, 6:27pm says:

Foxfort, my friend, you have outdone yourself.
No guided missile though, I'd like that.
Animations done too?

+3 votes   media: SMAW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 3 2013, 5:36am replied:

Oh sh*t. I finally tested it out. It not only works, it gives me god damn night vision and other superpowers, like flying! Also I can control time and space, so you better thank me for not going to the bank and stealing your money.

+3 votes   media: New Sounds & Special Effects
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 2 2013, 11:46pm replied:

YAY! Someone replied!

+1 vote   article: Short Story: A King Awoke
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 9:48pm replied:

Logic as in the amount of time it takes to do one action isn't in synch with the others...
Old Matt tells New Jonah about everything that's just transpired. (A I would hardly believe him off the bat, (B it would take too long before New Jonah has to confront New Matt, just as Old Jonah confronted Old Matt. Also some of the dialogue doesn't make sense, and so do some of the actions. Matt says in the end he's going to die anyway, how does he come to that conclusion if he hasn't figured out he is the one he shot before?
That's what I mean by logic.

+1 vote   article: Narrative #1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 9:08am says:

They are The Primarchs and They have some SERIOUS Daddy issues.

+3 votes   media: My Sons (primarchs)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 6:28am replied:

Is he wearing glasses or is that the quality of the photo?

+2 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal Pt. 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 6:10am replied:

I take it something solid made it down your tubes and has made residence inside the rear area of your underpants?

+3 votes   media: Backup Sights
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 5:32am says:

Continuity and logic errors all over the place. Other than that, it's pretty good.

+3 votes   article: Narrative #1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 31 2013, 10:59am replied:

Do you plan to eventually improve those models?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 Thompson M1928 finished
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 30 2013, 12:17am says:

I am not the only one here who plays it! Yay!

+3 votes   media: WoT
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 29 2013, 7:02am replied: +10 votes   media: And so it begins
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 29 2013, 6:59am says:

This is C&CG 1.5! Let us watchers prepare for PWNAGE and general awesomeness.

+18 votes   media: Latest build
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 29 2013, 5:45am says:

Who are the 'good guys' here?

+5 votes   media: And so it begins
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 28 2013, 9:23am says:

Increased accuracy, it must be?

+6 votes   media: RPK Normal/Bipod Modes Preview
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 9:40am says:

Correction: Lenin is pleased.

+1 vote   media: Soviet Space Marine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 5:02am says:

No success in persuasion. Speech Skill dropped to level: -1

+1 vote   media: PC Part List
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 26 2013, 4:55am says:

All that's needed is a good retexture and remodel for all objects, then it would be the single-most greatest FPS/TPS in all of history!

+2 votes   media: Battlefront 2 memories!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 25 2013, 2:54am says:

Bot support?

+2 votes   media: FH2 Custom Map: Sidi Faid
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 24 2013, 7:07pm says:

They were used by the Brits, weren't they?

+3 votes   media: CoD2 Thompson M1928 concept
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 9:35pm says:

First line, second from the right.

+2 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal Pt. 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 7:58am replied:

HITZONE SPECIFIC!?

+2 votes   media: Custom Blood FX
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 2:17am says:

Too much!
If it were a zombie, it'd be okay though.

+3 votes   media: Custom Blood FX
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:48am replied:

Better yet, it IS the ammunition!

+1 vote   media: new pics 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:38am says:

Not only do they create Space Marines inside Space Marines, they make Chapters inside Chapters! This soldier is not impressed.

+1 vote   media: Black Legion sub-factions of the Chosen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 19 2013, 4:38am says:

Tyranid be like:
"GIVE ME A HUG!"

+1 vote   media: new pics!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 19 2013, 4:36am says:

Slaanesh beware! These women ain't gonna be your b*tches anytime soon.

+2 votes   media: new pics!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 18 2013, 11:44pm replied:

Internet Explorer is at the tip of the barrel.

+3 votes   media: new pics 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2013, 10:38am says:

SPEHS COMMEHS

+2 votes   media: Some Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 16 2013, 10:49am replied:

Ya know... ASDF movie...

+7 votes   media: The bridge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 16 2013, 10:22am says:

Spetsnaz be like:
"Everybody do da flop" *smack*

+8 votes   media: The bridge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 16 2013, 9:08am says:

Overkill? Oh wait. When it comes to a zombie apocalypse there is no such thing.

+7 votes   media: Boom
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 14 2013, 12:43am replied:

I mean, of course now they've surpassed BF2 in looks (not quality of gameplay), but this is good.

+2 votes   media: Yukon Bridge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 8:07pm replied:

And many more.

+3 votes   media: Think about it
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 8:07pm replied:

FALSE!

He has an overactive imagination.

+2 votes   media: Philosophical Genius
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 8:04pm says:

DICE

Y U NO MAKE DIS MAN PART OF DEV TEAM!?

+2 votes   media: Yukon Bridge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2013, 8:18pm replied:

Read all other chapters if you are interested.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 13 - Exodus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 9 2013, 4:06am says:

M.A.D

Search it.

+2 votes   media: Nuke :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 8:06pm replied:

I'd stay at BF2. If BF5/BF2143/BFBC3 is better than the relatively unimpressive initial stages of BF4, go for that.

+1 vote   media: derp cod
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 8:02pm says:

Ready for battle = M.A.D
Search it.

+1 vote   media: The World, Ready for battle.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 4:26am replied:

I just would like a .zip rather than use an executable.

+4 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 2:14am replied:

*shaking* No.

+2 votes   media: ,,new" map for fh2z
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 6 2013, 10:43pm replied:

DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT!? I'VE DONE THAT! 1.41 and 1.5 are done and done in order. The installer just isn't identifying that that's the case!

+8 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 6 2013, 10:06am says:

I can't battle and take a look at the scenery at the same time! You expect me to give a damn about the environment while there's a battle to be won?

+2 votes   media: random SOW2.5
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 6 2013, 8:54am replied:

Yes. Everything's done correctly. Any other mod works.

+3 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 6 2013, 4:30am replied:

Done that. Have 1.5. Don't know what's wrong.

+2 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 5 2013, 10:51pm replied:

...Battlefield 2 1.5 patch. That's required, right?

+5 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 5 2013, 10:39pm says:

Boy if you didn't have a friend, you would be screwed.

+2 votes   media: fh2z !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 5 2013, 10:36pm replied:

I'm never going to install it then :(
I've tried it with the previous versions and they all said I didn't have the 1.5 patch installed, which I did. I've been wanting a .zip or .rar folder of it all.

+1 vote   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 5 2013, 9:00pm replied:

*kiss*

+1 vote   media: Dark Eldar rapetime
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 5 2013, 8:15pm says:

It's a .exe underneath isn't it?

+4 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2013, 10:17am says:

Stage 1: Big
Stage 2: Bigger
Stage 3: Moefoe, you ain't gonna do jack sh*t to this mother****er.

+10 votes   media: Leclerc armor upgrades
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2013, 1:12am replied:

Draw me like one of your French Rifles

+12 votes   media: Famas F1 variants
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2013, 8:20pm says:

CoD with mech suits as a killstreak award.

+2 votes   media: Titanfall
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2013, 12:08pm says:

New sounds?
Yeah, I guess after mixing a red bull and a coffee I'll be able to see sound from a picture...

+12 votes   media: New Sounds & Special Effects
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2013, 9:31pm says:

Some of the only Canadians who don't say 'sorry'.

+25 votes   media: Updated Canadian Forces
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:37am says: +1 vote   media: Eleven
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 6:32am replied:

...Unless, of course, someone was to bother taking up the challenge...

+3 votes   media: BF2142 random media
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 31 2013, 4:45am replied:

Why, Inquisition, why? There went perhaps the Imperium's only chance of stopping the Necron and Tyranid threats.

+1 vote   media: Dwarf and Inquisitor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 12:28am replied:

You forgot to add 'mofo'.

+2 votes   media: Black Eagle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:15am says:

Dark Angles Primarch?

+1 vote   media: Real hero
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:12am says:

"Brother? ...Brother?! ...Well, f*ck."

+1 vote   media: Did you hear that brother?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:11am replied:

"I'm gonna cut me some 'ummie meat, boys!" *Chops human's arm off* "Wah? How ya still standin' ya git?"
"'Tis but a scratch!" *Kills Ork*

+4 votes   media: Hard to Kill
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:06am replied:

I don't know what this place is, but I will find it, and I will live in it.

+4 votes   media: not been posting for a while, so here u go
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 4:55am replied:

Crysis 3 has been the murder of thousands of computers the world over. Death via graphics. What a graphic way to die.

+2 votes   media: Crysis 3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 9:40pm replied:

You could have just said 'Por que no los dos?'
Then a hundred odd Mexicans across the world will mysteriously, spontaneously and simultaneously start going 'AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY' and carry the nearest little girl they can find.

+4 votes   media: how about this lighting ?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 9:27pm replied:

Well... Apparently Italy's being excluded, and there'd be more than enough maps with Germany being the Axis side. Japan isn't in range, nor is Finland. So... Yeah...
I was considering whether this should be a Pacific Theatre map, with the ANZACs and Japan, but we aren't supposed to start that yet... Though it could easily be converted to rice fields and jungle areas...

+2 votes   media: Greek Farmlands
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 4:30am replied:

Personally, I like to watch the world burn.

+2 votes   media: BF3 wallpaper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 4:26am says:

I have played Crisis 2 all the way but I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL. Even if it is some alien's ***.

+2 votes   media: Crysis 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 12:37am says:

Many thanks.
But now I'm not getting a reloading sound from my M16A4 aimpoint.

+3 votes   download: Global Storm v0.5 HOTFIX
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 8:26am says:

Concrete overgrown?

+2 votes   media: Area 51
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 8:12pm replied:

But I don't know how to place anything.

+2 votes   media: M26 Pershing in FH2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 7:23am says:

TEACH ME HOW, MASTER!

+2 votes   media: M26 Pershing in FH2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 4:24am replied:

Here here.

+1 vote   media: BF2142 Ice age
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 21 2013, 6:18am says:

Is he the young man (our) left of the man with the dust coat who is left of the man with the strings winding from his buttons to his shoulder?

+3 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2013, 12:03pm replied:

'RTFD'? Read The Fineline Dude?

+1 vote   media: New AUG
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 10:16pm says:

Turret looks like it comes from the Australian Cruiser

+2 votes   media: T18 Boarhound
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 10:10pm says:

Is good.

+4 votes   media: Arx160 Animation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:25am replied:

That's supposed to make me feel better?

+1 vote   media: All Yesterdays
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 12:28am says:

This... is... BF2...?
This looks like it comes out of BF3/4!
(Take it as a compliment)

+5 votes   media: OTS12_Tiss_tactical
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2013, 11:00pm replied:

Logic error fixed. Metal Crisis averted.

+6 votes   media: Intermarian Trike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2013, 11:26am says:

Must... not question the logic... behind a fixed... front... wheel. Must... resist...!

+15 votes   media: Intermarian Trike
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 16 2013, 8:20am says:

Let us all bow down to this man in praise and worship. For he is a god in modder form!

+1 vote   media: AKS74U
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 8:44pm says:

Were these old necrons?
Ancient...

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 8:40pm replied:

Correct sentence: "Are you a heretic?"
Correct response: "Yes."
Reason: If a priest suspects you, then you probably are without knowing it. Saying 'yes', 'no' or even hesitating will confirm his suspicions.

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 11:10am replied:

*his

+5 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 10:40am replied:

My best guess is that somehow a copy of 300 survived through 38,000 years and made it in the hands of a Space Marine who was thinking about making hos own chapter.

+8 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 10:38am says:

Hold on. Priests don't ask if you have a moment, they demand a moment on the spot else the preached will be shot. This priest has doubt in his mind! Heretic!

+12 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 10:34am says:

Because Gothic isn't mainstream enough.

+10 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 10:34am says:

Hate ta be da Ork dat gets trampled beneaf his bootprint.

+3 votes   media: Games Workshop Codex: Farsight Enclaves
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 1:13am replied:

Yeah, but these days there are bullet-proof vests. Don't you think that at some point someone would have thought 'Oh, hey! Our soldiers are humans and human life is valuable, why don't we try to give them more protection aside from the helmets?'

+5 votes   media: EU Infantry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 14 2013, 8:17am says:

I've always wondered why soldiers these days don't wear armour pads of some kind.

+12 votes   media: EU Infantry
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2013, 4:57am says:

I don't think I'm the only one here who thinks this is one sexy assault rifle.

+6 votes   media: F2000
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2013, 3:43am replied:

...Or you could put it only on maps that have snow as the main terrain.

+7 votes   media: NKL-26 Aerosan
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 12 2013, 9:29am says:

I noticed this just the other day. If you look carefully (click 'view original' if you don't have too good eyesight), the Allosaur has a thin mouth drawn on, and the angle suggests he/she is smiling. A small little easter egg for everyone.

+3 votes   media: All Yesterdays
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 12 2013, 8:46am replied:

I think they discovered Hogwarts.

+4 votes   media: The Secret Weapon of North Korea
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 9:14pm replied:

One does not simply roll double sixes.
One simply rolls snake eyes.

+1 vote   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 9:10pm replied:

But when you look behind the ugly face and the giant claws and the drooling problem and the acidic blood and the fangs and the size and the insatiable lust for consuming and the face, she really is a nice Tyranid.

+3 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 10:32am says:

Aw, stupid Space Marine. All she wanted to do was to give you a kiss, then you suddenly pulled out a rocket launcher and started shooting. Seriously, your first ever possible romance and you blow it. It's hard to feel sorry for you now that you're in her stomach.

+3 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 10:24am replied:

One does not simply deem our Imperium 'logical'.

+8 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 5:43am replied:

Night Shift.

+1 vote   media: bf3 night cinematic
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2013, 12:46am replied:

What if I told you, Galileo designed this observatory for the purpose of hiding from and fighting the Church as he continued to observe the stars?

+2 votes   media: Fiat 2000
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2013, 9:59pm replied:

emraldis means that, gameplay-wise, it's a waste of a good kit.

+1 vote   media: Broken down Tau
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 11:47pm replied:

Yeah. And personally I don't like the stereotypes Jurassic Park left us with. Who can DEFINITELY say that every dinosaur that ever existed was a merciless killer? No one can and no one ever will.

+2 votes   media: All Yesterdays
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 11:44pm replied:

Hmm.
But just take a look at it. The amazing detail and cleanness and shading. I can't do this. Not this amount of detail.

+2 votes   media: All Yesterdays
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 9:01pm replied:

Iceland?

+1 vote   media: 4084 meters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 9:19am replied:

Oppressively Corrupt Communist Ukrainian Party of... Yale...?

+4 votes   media: The Uprising has begun....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 10:06pm replied:

Only problem is that DICE has surpassed BF2's looks and physics.

+6 votes   media: Peninsula Raid W.I.P. Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 11:57am says:

Well what am I supposed to say?
Amazing. A-fricking-mazing. So much... cleaner than the vanilla version. Seriously, DICE should hire you guys.

+12 votes   media: Peninsula Raid W.I.P. Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 4:46am replied:

All too true.

+4 votes   media: The Turkish War of Independence in Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 4:15am replied:

As one should predict with the Frostbite engine series.

+2 votes   media: moar MOHW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 8:02pm replied:

I believe it is to signify the out-of-bounds areas.

+3 votes   media: In-Game map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 7:42am says:

...Hmm. The same can be said with most story characters.
You truly were a leader beyond what we humans deserve, Mustafa.

+3 votes   media: Understanding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 7:40am says:

War. It is a process in which the participants who are lucky survive. A process that defines nations. And a process that can both begin and end tyrants. It is the worst invention our selfish human minds have conceived, and through it, we have come to today's world.
No good can come from war. But it is ironic that evil only responds to violence.

In the words of ANZAC day, lest we forget.

+4 votes   media: The Turkish War of Independence in Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 5 2013, 3:53am replied:

Then why not show THOSE interesting parts?

+2 votes   media: Ural Valley WIP 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 8:22pm says:

A flat battlefield filled with trees. Now why does that remind me of Deep Woods by JONES?

+2 votes   media: Ural Valley WIP 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 9:16am says:

What exactly is this all for?
Good nonetheless (I could never do something like this), but a little thin.

+1 vote   media: Hand Normal map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 8:06am replied:

Work in Progress.
I wish I was as good as John Conway: see previous pictures.

+4 votes   media: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 3 2013, 7:48pm replied:

Could you show a layout first?

+1 vote   media: some MOHW MP !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 2 2013, 5:35am replied:

Now if that isn't high quality, I don't know what is.

+6 votes   media: F1 Grenade
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2013, 9:13am says:

Mirroring BF4 much?

+1 vote   media: Warhammer 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2013, 9:11am replied:

"Curse you Tzench, you always change the arrival date!"

+6 votes   media: Warhammer 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2013, 9:09am says:

"Damn it sir, I told you not to use nukes on that planet! NOW look how big the cockroaches are!"

+4 votes   media: Warhammer 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2013, 8:18am says:

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY!!!!!
I'M DESPERATE HERE!
STOP KILLING ME!
POTATO!
(What? I'm looking for your attention. Don't judge.)

+1 vote   article: Chapter 2 - Something Interesting
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2013, 4:18am replied:

If I knew how, I would gladly post my now 104 page story on here either as a download or as a page-by-page blog. Summing it up, it is about a dinosaur - a coelophysis - built as the first fully-mobile self-aware robotic dinosaur. Not only that, she is the first robot with working emotion.

+2 votes   media: All Yesterdays
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2013, 1:48am replied:

Why can there never be a benevolent ruler?

+2 votes   media: Ataturk's Adression of Turkish Youth
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 7:52pm replied:

Aren't all dinosaurs?

+3 votes   media: All Yesterdays
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 7:47am replied:

Those weapons were made in the USA?

+2 votes   media: AH-1S Iranian Air Force
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 8:14pm replied:

Well, this is how some people use democracy.
"Freedom of speech!"
"I have question."
"I bomb you!"

+1 vote   media: Democracy, Violence, and Media
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 8:10pm says:

He truly does sound like one of the best leaders the world has ever seen. It is a pity that there are not men like him leading in today's world.

+4 votes   group: Kemalists of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 8:08pm replied:

Care to enlighten me?

+1 vote   media: AH-1S Iranian Air Force
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 7:48pm replied:

Well, I don't see the need for there to be military-grade assault rifles used for 'self-defence'. A pistol, I can understand, but a full-auto assault rifle? Really?

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 12:01pm replied:

Okay, so I was going on a rant, and I admit I was perhaps carried away.

+2 votes   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 4:29am replied:

Perfect. I said in my story that the weather in Iceland is completely unpredictable, so glad that I was right.

+2 votes   media: Apparently this is Iceland in a nutshell
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2013, 7:52pm replied:

Oh, speaking of which... *next pic*

+2 votes   media: To all those countries in the Northern Hemisphere
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2013, 8:14am replied:

Hey, HEY! I'm not an atheist, and I'm not saying there isn't a god. I'm not ruling out the possibility of an all-mighty being above, but the more I learn about the universe and the fundamental forces of nature, the less likely it seems, okay? NOT ANTI-RELIGION. So why the down vote, someone?

+4 votes   media: Disadvantages of being a cat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2013, 8:08am replied:

You're not in Istanbul?

+3 votes   media: To all those countries in the Northern Hemisphere
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2013, 7:52pm replied:

I have no god... so...

+3 votes   media: Disadvantages of being a cat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 23 2013, 9:57am says:

We have the ability to plug up that gap, but we refuse to even acknowledge it.

+1 vote   media: A modern hourglass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 23 2013, 9:57am says:

This perfectly describes the situation when you were trying to show off something to your friends and it didn't work out exactly as planned.

+1 vote   media: Haters gonna...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 22 2013, 8:37pm says:

Bigger map, eventually?

+1 vote   media: Winter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 20 2013, 9:09pm replied:

*FIX
That's how Magnus was reunited with his modding team.

+1 vote   media: Just a friendly guy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 6:23pm replied:

Some areas need a wood underlay.
And frozen guns will mean gloves needed for the soldiers.

+2 votes   media: New PPS-43 Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 11:01am replied:

That's how Magnus was reunited with his family.

+2 votes   media: Just a friendly guy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 10:57am replied:

Okay, first of all, you said Kazakhstan was the greatest country in the world, when it's not. No country should be greater than another. And yes, while Australia may (currently) be run by a woman, your analogy on the rest of the world's leaders is wrong. Take a look at Vladimir Putin; the guy's a frickin' long-lost brother of Chuck Norris.

+8 votes   media: ARX-160
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 6:00am replied:

I see squinting eyes.

+2 votes   media: Various Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2013, 11:34pm says:

Too shiny, might need to adjust the UV mapping so that the sun doesn't glare in my face on the battlefield.

+2 votes   media: New textures for T-54
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2013, 10:18pm replied:

GAH, FH2 DEVS, Y U NO OBLIGE?

+7 votes   media: Map Idea: Operation 'Fire Feet'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2013, 8:02pm replied:

It's so minor, but it's just so fun when you start.

+1 vote   media: Possibly the most entertaining invention
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2013, 7:58am replied:

Could ask for them from FH2 devs, if they'd be so obliged.

+3 votes   media: Map Idea: Operation 'Fire Feet'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 17 2013, 5:01am replied:

Well... more Slaaneshy, but you get the picture.

+5 votes   media: Chaos Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 17 2013, 4:57am says:

Wow... that's so Khorney...

+8 votes   media: Chaos Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 17 2013, 4:50am replied:

A lot of maps don't work for me. I guess that's because I ported BF2 to mac because my PC wouldn't allow BF2 to install. Op. Totalize is one of the many. It's really only the desert maps I can use.

+2 votes   media: [Unseen FH2 content] Fairey Swordfish Mk. 1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 16 2013, 7:51pm replied:

Your granny, Turkish007?

+2 votes   media: You know your government has failed when...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 16 2013, 7:49pm replied:

Yeah, it is supposed (but I don't know if FH devs have the coding for it) to hit the water, then propel itself forward until it hits something, then BOOM! END OF THE WORLD! Or, it will be for the people on the boat.
What map?

+2 votes   media: [Unseen FH2 content] Fairey Swordfish Mk. 1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 16 2013, 7:44pm says:

This is Karkand? I like the new textures for the ground, if I'm not mistaken. And I like the new lighting.

+1 vote   media: Global Storm Special Forces v0.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2013, 3:56am replied:

First black human I've ever seen in 40k. Aside from Salamanders.

+1 vote   media: PicsPicsPics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2013, 12:08pm replied:

Bravery and luck. That's all that it takes to get a medal. Bravery to run into pure suicide, and luck that your bullets hit and your enemy's miss.

+2 votes   media: 8 days and 69 years ago. Balls of steel.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2013, 6:27am says:

Who can not feel happy when you see them?
Unless you are severely depressed.

+1 vote   media: Let's lighten up the world...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 13 2013, 8:17am replied:

404: Justice not found.

+3 votes   media: The Process of Rebellion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 10 2013, 8:14pm replied:

I think, just to give the impression these guys are well and truly hazmat, a bright yellow that has been dirtied.

+2 votes   media: Hazmat APC
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 9 2013, 8:09pm replied:

In Russia, there are tamed foxes now. But they consider all humans to be possible friends and they can't understand yet that in this world there are good ones and bad ones.

+1 vote   media: Let's lighten up the world...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 9 2013, 8:07pm replied:

I know. They're so DEVILISHLY CUTE!
I think they may be Magnus's cousins.

+1 vote   media: Let's lighten up the world...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 9 2013, 6:48am replied:

This would not be suitable tweleve ago.

+3 votes   media: Everywhere
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 9:29am replied:

Leave it as it is; the terrain is a castle enough.

+1 vote   media: GeoControl2 render
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 9:28am replied:

And not a single f*ck was given that day...

+5 votes   media: random bf3 moment
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 9:23am says:

This is possibly my favorite quote, ever.

+1 vote   media: Let's lighten up the world...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 9:19am replied:

What's to laugh about? There are people in this world that punish any thinking aside from what they tell people to think. The Church in the Middle Ages or the Taliban. Many thousands, perhaps millions of people are dead thanks to the forced limitations of knowledge.

+2 votes   media: A world of candles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 9:16am replied:

Actually, he was scared.

+1 vote   media: Let's lighten up the world...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2013, 8:15pm replied:

Who is in power currently in Turkey?
P.S. Our current Prime Minister isn't popular and isn't typically doing a good job.

+1 vote   media: A few of the world's better leaders, I think.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2013, 8:13pm replied:

There have been no reports of anything happening in Turkey in Australia, as far as I have seen.

+3 votes   media: Revolution
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2013, 7:02am replied:

What exactly is it? A flare gun?

+3 votes   media: Unreleased Leuchtpistole34 in FH2:Zombies!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:17am replied:

In fact, how many dark skin coloured people have you ever seen in 40k? Aside from Salamanders.

+6 votes   media: More 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 3 2013, 4:09am replied:

I just feel sad for the guy... or gal.

+1 vote   media: I feel for him
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 9:53pm replied:

She was a female dog (bitch), wasn't she?

+4 votes   media: When Magnus was young, he had a love
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 9:18am says:

Perfecto metinks

+2 votes   media: Glock 18C Skin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 9:16am replied:

Almost better than BF3.

+1 vote   media: random SOW2 pic
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 9:01am replied:

I know there isn't. The model, textures and UV mapping is so good though that it LOOKS like it comes from the sequel.

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 4:30am replied:

Do you miss her?

+2 votes   media: When Magnus was young, he had a love
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 4:05am says:

You are taunting me with a screenshot of the map I cannot play on.

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 3:56am replied:

That things has passed the stage of it being a mere humvee. I don't know what it is, but I'm sure that's not its final form.

+2 votes   media: Clue on what I'm working on.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 2:08am replied:

You're the Icelander. This turret then? Truly?

+1 vote   media: New turret for RS-I. Yay or Nay?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 1:38am says:

I've been trying to do a Let's Play of Global Storm with Quicktime, but each attempt's only crashed the game to a frozen screen with ambient sound.
Aside from the end of the barrel, that SRAW looks like it came from BF3.

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2013, 11:18am says:

Well... I'd really just keep my 360. The Xbox ONE is basically just a glorified HDMI.

+1 vote   media: When I heard the XBOX ONE preferred TV over games
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2013, 11:07am says:

As you can see it is not overly complex, but just complex enough to be believable. The hull, now that I think about it, looks a little like the T-34, but the tracks and chassis say otherwise. The crew compartment his higher than most other tanks due to Iceland being a pretty rugged country; you wouldn't want the tank getting stuck in a crevice. Has the ability to traverse water, but at a slow pace as the exhaust pipes are not far from where the water level would be; you don't want water going where the exhaust came from.

+1 vote   media: New turret for RS-I. Yay or Nay?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 27 2013, 9:39am says:

You know you're screwed when a jet packs ICBMs.

+1 vote   media: naw 7.0 pre final
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 5:16am replied:

Who cares about history when you have... GUNZ!

+2 votes   media: Sturmpanzer VI Sturmtiger
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 5:06am replied:

And Magnus be like: "All your cat food belong to me."

+6 votes   media: Cat Food
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 25 2013, 6:42pm replied:

As I said, wait for the front and top diagrams, they will show a little more about this tank.
And do you like it Magnus? I can still change it.

+2 votes   media: Reykjavik Stál Mk I
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2013, 9:52pm replied:

Should I delete this image?

+1 vote   media: Reykjavik Stál Mk I
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2013, 6:44pm replied:

Then I will make a more tank-like version. Again I'm sorry for it being more like a BTR, but then again there are very few original ideas left without the vehicle becoming ludicrous.

+1 vote   media: Reykjavik Stál Mk I
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 23 2013, 4:17am replied:

Remember, if that does happen, NATO will see YOU as the terrorists.

+1 vote   media: Belgrade in flames 1999
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 8:56pm says:

I wish someone, someday, would just go out into the water and play a whale's song at 52hz for her. Just for her, so every once in a while she won't feel so lonely...

+3 votes   media: Stories of Sadness
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 10:04am replied:

Dammit, one year too late.

+2 votes   member: waldo101
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2013, 7:30am replied:

There, it's fixed. I'm sorry I didn't include them from the start, are we okay now?

+1 vote   article: Operation Reclamation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2013, 3:52am says:

An image of pure spam.
I feel sorry for that tank.

+5 votes   media: BF2 Resistance
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 9:34pm replied:

Hey, hey! Canada has not fallen! They still have control of most of the land area, it's only the west coast that's been taken by the PLA. It's a thin stretch. America is the one under major threat because the ALR have control over the southern half of the USA.
Also, thankyou, but I don't think I can ever contribute; I'm just a concept designer, nothing more. I have the ideas, but they'd have to do all the work and they wouldn't be happy with that.

+1 vote   article: Operation Reclamation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 18 2013, 11:50am says:

Perhaps Foxfort, but only when he's not doing his own mod.

+3 votes   article: WE NEED ANIMATORS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2013, 6:41am replied:

Dammit Battlebro, how many times do I have to remind you of your spelling?
But I like it, will the other WW devs approve?

+1 vote   media: German sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2013, 6:17pm replied:

You must have found a way to import BF3 content, that is just too good to be made for BF2.

+9 votes   media: Screenshot of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2013, 6:27am replied:

I have it, but I have no idea how to use it, and I doubt I'd learn fast or have the time to learn considering school.

+1 vote   media: AC V "Super Sentinel"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2013, 4:06am says:

If only I had as good 3D Max skills :(

+1 vote   media: AC V "Super Sentinel"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2013, 8:12pm replied:

It must be, good design, what program you use or did you find it?

+2 votes   media: Type 919-WZ "Red Tiger"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2013, 8:03pm replied:

I don't see this on google. Fictitious?

+3 votes   media: Type 919-WZ "Red Tiger"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2013, 7:18am replied:

British are K/O in Winter Warfare. Canada, Australia and New Zealand are (thus far) the only remaining Commonwealth countries able to take up the fight against the Axis. That's why I'm thinking this would be a good tank for the ANZAC faction.
But that does not mean some British tanks could have survived or be manufactured elsewhere. ;)

+1 vote   media: Australian Cruiser 4 w/17 Pounder
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2013, 12:55am says:

Maybe he's finding the nuke of Eden?

+2 votes   media: The best game to date
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 8:11pm replied:

If you keep up with Winter Warfare, this COULD be a tank for the ANZAC faction. Though Magnus and I may need to discuss.

+3 votes   media: Australian Cruiser 4 w/17 Pounder
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MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 8:45am replied:

Yeah, just the wrong timing.

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MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 1:14am replied:

Sorry, just an overreaction.
Sorry again, not 'just' an overreaction, it was uncalled for.
But the hand will need to be worked on there, you agree?

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MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 12:31am says:

Really?
192 views and no one comments? Just tell me how bad it is!

+1 vote   media: Emperor Tiger (Panzerkampfwagen IX)
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MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 8:12pm buried:

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Well. I can note a slightly improved hand model but... wait... IS F*CKING KNUCKLES ARE BROKEN!!!!!!

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MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 8:10pm replied:

This looks almost like a proper sky.
If only skyboxes supported heights of clouds...

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MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 6:35am replied:

I could design a few ideas for you... but they'd probably be outrageous. If you take a look further on in the images section of my profile, you'll come across a 2D model about the Panzerkampfwagen IX Emperor Tiger. One of the weirdest things I ever thought of I think.

+1 vote   media: Winterized M2HB (Browning 50 .cal)
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MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 6:02am replied:

Sorry about my saying about "Russians using an American helicopter".
I can't remember what I was thinking... those aren't Russians and that is a HIND.

+1 vote   media: MI-35 "HIND" with fixed co-pilot seat
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MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 5:55am replied:

So... this is making soldier camo the BF2 equivalent of CoD weapon camo...

CoD: Yo suckaz look at mah diamond camouflage MTAR!
BF2: Yo suckaz look at mah sexeh florescent camouflage!

+5 votes   media: EU Kit Geometries for RU
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MasterofMetal May 10 2013, 5:49am says:

That is really Hi-Res. ME GUSTA.

+6 votes   media: US Light Soldier Dual Tex Camo
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MasterofMetal May 9 2013, 8:38am says:

So this is desert and woodland camo? That's what I assume dual texture means.
Good nonetheless.

+1 vote   media: US Dual Tex Experimental Camo
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MasterofMetal May 9 2013, 4:03am replied:

Oh, okay.
And as I said before, would there be new vehicles (or variants) that would not have been seen in WWII?

+1 vote   media: Winterized M2HB (Browning 50 .cal)
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MasterofMetal May 8 2013, 8:11pm replied:

Why do you want an improvised look, these are fresh armies aren't they?

+1 vote   media: Winterized M2HB (Browning 50 .cal)
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MasterofMetal May 8 2013, 9:08am replied:

And this is like one of those surface to surface missiles right?
What he might do (though it would take a lot of coding) would model a missile pad/vehicle, and launch the missile(s) from that to wherever the