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Bro do u even humour
Meanwhile I'm just sitting here watching the full size GIF and the thumbnail tab up top dancing in perfect synchronisation.
Much change indeed. I've read only one book, but weren't the Innies largely without armour - wearing just plain civilian clothes most of the time?
Here, let me alleviate the pain for you.
Your head is just full of sh*t.
Either you forgot Caps Lock was on or you held shift down. In any case just calm down, mate.
I guess the joke went over your head.
TOO LATE FOR CHRISTMAS, BUT I WILL ACCEPT YOUR NEW YEARS TIDINGS!
Would say more, but I don't know what.
Meh. Who needs friends and girlfriends when you have followers and a wife in Skyrim.
Here was the method.
1: F*ck the "debt". It does not exist.
2: F*ck the jews. They were taking the money.
3: F*ck the world. It is your b*tch.
While the strategy has merit in the early stages, I often found that I ****** off the wrong people, and they came knocking with their loan sharks for their "debt" (that I continue to deny exists). I made allies with certain useless neighbours, one of which I stabbed in the back, the other ****** of a guy named Theodore, and the last one had a complete change of mental state and decided to attack me when them loan sharks came too close to him. Damn Mussolini.
In the end, my pride was damaged, and I was split in two, and I often caught myself feeling ashamed and thinking "what was I thinking?". But I had a good run, and that was fun.
420/69 Would recommend for everyone.
Your relationship with your hands, however...
Nah, seriously, I'm okay not being in a relationship of any kind. I'm asexual; no girls, no boys. I can be a SMOOTH pickup line dropper, but I won't even consider a relationship.
Friends are all I need.
Happy New Year.
I'm sorry you're such a fegget, mate.
My first smirk. :1
My this-is-where-we'll-find-big-dinosaurs sense are tingling.
Since I'm in Australia without Foxtel, I don't have this problem. Documentaries that are shown on free TV are high quality and cover whatever subject they cover very well.
Just a quick question, have you ever seen a documentary on the Maya or Aztec civilisations? I'm really curious about them.
Forsooth! Ponder did one upon the reason for the lack of the correct word in the spelling suggestions. Well aware was the one known as MasterofMetal, who doth not misspell words lightly.
Unscrupulous knave, better known as "jfpoliveira12", his grammar mayn't be perfect, but he is not one to poorly spell. And it gives you, unscrupulous knave, no reason to downvote his post, for the original message was clear, you insensitive scrub lord.
Because you're not Turtwig.
Dec the halls with their guts and eyes
Kill and mame and choke and pillage
Burn down the innocent village
God damn it, Santa, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU WHY WE'RE HAVING GLOBAL WARMING!
He's already been here this morning, so I hope other people have better luck with their Stinger missiles.
This is true.
Before you can make something good from the bad, Life throws more bad than you can deal with.
*Throws ninja smoke*
That moment when you realise an inanimate object gets more McLovin' than you.
Okay, that's it. Screw the game boundary, I don't care if I'm out of the combat zone - first thing I do when the new version comes out, I'M FLYING TO THE MOON.
Why a friend request, Ironclad?
Ever been so high that you have an existential crisis?
Why did they make "male" and "female" variants of the same tank?
Okay, I've been writing a novel for some time and it's nearly done. All I want to do now is to test a joke that probably will not be included in the story. I'm at the 217+ page mark and I aim for no more than 250. And no, the joke at the end does not fit with the humour throughout the rest of the book.
(Extract from Birthday in a Valley)
After the turn she sighted the mural at the entrance to the heliport as well as the one on the flight of stars below her. The one above was a collection of… what she supposed was all the presidents of the United States since Lincoln, Washington, Obama, Bush, and the current president were there. They were all dressed in neat presidential suits and firing neat presidential handguns and neat presidential SMGs, some flying neat presidential bald eagles and one was riding a neat presidential… dinosaur. The one below depicted several Russian leaders, from both soviet and republic eras re-enacting The Last Supper with Marx in the centre holding up a red bottle. As she was ushered down the flight of stairs by the people behind her she saw the yellow sickle and hammer on the bottle and the word ‘Leninade’ labelled across the front.
“Holy ****, this must be the gateway to the Internet,” Rupert exclaimed.
“But the question is,” from behind Oscar added, “the further we go, will we find ourselves going to the light or the dark side?”
“We must go deeper,” resolved Magnus, resulting in a light laugh from nearby allies.
“How deep?” Gerome queried.
“Balls deep,” responded Patrick.
“How deep’s that?”
“As deep as your mother.”
The whole, or so Alma assumed since she could not see behind her too well, erupted in an “Oooooooh!”