This member has provided no bio about themself... or has he?

Comment History  (150 - 180 of 2,780)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 3 2015, 10:06am says:

Meanwhile I'm just sitting here watching the full size GIF and the thumbnail tab up top dancing in perfect synchronisation.

+1 vote   media: HL3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2014, 9:41am replied:

But Vladimir, tell snipers mines are of contain chemical poisons, they shoot never.

+1 vote   media: observe...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:33am says:

Sittin' alone
Sh*tin' on my throne
Watchin' Game of Thrones
On my phone
*Raises hands and thrusts chest forward*
*Epic explosions in background*

+7 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2014, 7:46am says:

One does not simply Cage the beast.

+4 votes   media: Beauty and the BEES?!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2014, 5:59am says:

Seems you might want to adjust the Lee Enfield No.4 reload animation a little - the thumb goes through the scope.
But all in all, great work. It's been a while since any content has been added. Hope we can see a download soon.

+5 votes   media: CoD2 Market Garden (gameplay)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2014, 9:41pm says:

Israeli drug lord weapon used by the USMC? Seems legit.

+2 votes   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 19 2014, 10:18pm replied:

Ooh! Me, sir! I know!
You play as a turkey leading a rebellion against the resident farmer!

+5 votes   media: Teaser
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2014, 11:06pm says:

News on the Altay tank?

+3 votes   media: New boots of Turkish Army
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2014, 11:43am says:

Dude, you say you can't do the hands and feet?
I CAN'T DO AN ENTIRE BODY!
That sketch of Alma a while back in my profile done with pencil was a lucky shot, but upon reflection it is anatomically inaccurate with the holotype.

+3 votes   media: Drawing #2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2014, 3:06am says:

Where is Iceland? No one hates them. I know the Scandinavian countries hate each other but Iceland is out of everyone's way.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 11:07am replied:

The rare special type of PC operator!
Pokeball! Go!

+1 vote   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 8:39am replied:

Schodinger's Cat.
Just like the cat is alive and dead until the box is opened, this poster is a troll and a complete idiot until he says which he is.

+6 votes   media: Wat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:11pm says:

I guess you could say all the favourites were...

*Puts on glasses*

...Spain-fully kicked out

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2014, 8:14pm says:

What I've never seen is rain in a Middle East map in BF2.

+3 votes   media: UMP45 & Map Weather Feature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2014, 5:29pm says:

Bro, is this even your final form?

+5 votes   media: wat.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:28am says:

I see the bulls on the grass, but why aren't the bulls EATING grass?

+8 votes   media: Taurus ingame + grass test
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:29pm says:

I'm left wondering whether anyone aside from Australians have ever had Tim-Tams. Seriously.

+1 vote   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 7:16pm replied:

EDIT:
Crimean Attorney General

+4 votes   media: Y U DO THIS :'{
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 6:40pm replied:

Attorney General of Ukraine. So I heard. I may be wrong.
Apparently appointed by Putin?

+1 vote   media: Y U DO THIS :'{
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 5:11am says:

Battlefront 2 actually explains and - to a limited extent - justifies a lot of things the Empire did.
The Rebels wanted chaos where the galaxy was in relative order.

+8 votes   media: Never Forget
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 3:58am says:

Kangaroos always look chill/high as f*ck, even when they're boxing you.

+3 votes   media: relaxed animals
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 4:11am replied:

He's a ghost. No one knows where he is or what his real name is. He's just the man who stood in front of a column of PLA tanks.

+1 vote   media: Girl of Steel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 6:30pm says:

Titanfall.
Call of Duty with mechsuits.
There is a certain lack of ingenuity in the gaming industry nowadays.
I'm only really excited for Watch Dogs and Dying Light.

+2 votes   media: EA cycle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:28am says:

I feel sad for every one of these stories, but never enough to cry.
A real man has feelings... but he must remain strong... for America's sake...!
Democracy.

+5 votes   media: Time to shatter your dreams
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 28 2013, 10:33am says:

@Balkan Boy
This is me once:
"Oh, Jesus, move the other... aaaand there you go, de-stroyed you stupid arse. And what about you there, you little piece of... oh, nice kill yeah, but check your- OH! OH! Now what was I going to say?! Check your bloody corners! And you there, stupid arty, LOOK THE HELL OUT FOR THAT HEAVY TANK THAT IS CLEARLY COMING OVER THE HILL YOU ARE CAMPING ON!!! And what do you know, he ignores my chat and he's a flaming wreck. Bloody hell, when can I have a team that is COMPETENT?!"

+2 votes   media: Being the last one left
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 21 2013, 7:28pm says:

...Is that dolphin... lovin' it?!!!!!!!!

Grab a sniper,man! Put them both out of their insanity!

+13 votes   media: Dolphins
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 11:03pm says:

Why not an open-world shooter?
Not like Doom, that's full of nearly impossible puzzles. I mean, ARMA 2, but less realistic. Loads of ways to flank.
Don't know what else to say. I'll end it here.

+2 votes   media: FPS map design
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 3 2013, 6:33am says:

YOU'RE ALL F*CKING BIEBERS WAITING TO GROW UP! I'M ENDING THE EVIL AT THE SOURCE!

+12 votes   media: stuff+
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:24pm says:

HOLY BLOODY JESUS CHRIST, MATE! THE MATES ARE MATING AND MAKING LITTLE MATEY MATES! MATE, THAT'S A BLOODY OVERGENERALISATION OF AUSTRAYAN MATES AND MATING RITUALS, MATE! MATE, GO HOME TA BLOODY ENGLAND OR POLAND OR INDONESIA OR WHATEVER COUNTRY YA BLOODY COME FROM, MATE, THIS COUNTRY FOR AUSTRAYANS ONLY! MY MATE TONY ABBOTT GONNA OPEN A WHOLE CAN OF BLOODY BORDER PATROL WHOOP-*** ON YA AND YA FRIENDS IF YA GET CLOSE TA OUR SHORES, MATE! COZ, MATE, THIS COUNTRY HERE WAS BUILT BY WHITE AUSTRAYANS FOR WHITE AUSTRAYANS, AND NO'IN IS EVA GONNA CHANGE THAT, MATE, SO MATE WITH YA MATES BACK YA HOME COUNTRY, MATE, COZ ME AND MY MATES ARE SICK OF YA MATING IN OUR WHITE BLOODY AUSTRAYAN COUNTRY, MATE, YA GET ME, MATE?! MATE, GO HOME, MATE!

+4 votes   media: Okay mate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 8:10am says:

One word comes to mind when I think of this being on my computer:
LAG

+12 votes   media: A Siege
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 3:02am says:

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

+2 votes   media: Podracing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 1:46am says:

As far as I have experienced, World of Tanks isn't like this. Yet... O_O

+3 votes   media: Free Vs Paying (yet again)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:39am replied:

CHEERS!

+2 votes   media: In the recent American news...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:45am says:

But, it has worked worked worked out for them, no?

+8 votes   media: polandball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 24 2013, 10:37am says:

But really, this is not the case. It's only in the Eastern states. And it may be turning out worse than Black Saturday. I haven't seen an aerial view of it so I can't be sure how big it is, but reports are everywhere.
Also, the Australian Capital Territory (where Canberra is) has legalised gay marriage! Yay for equality! And now the Federal government wants to challenge that move with a very expensive trial that will take the law to the High Court. And the debt our new government promised to completely fix during its election campaign? NOPE. The debt has been raised from $234 billion to $500 billion. HELLO NEW AMERICA! EXCEPT WITHOUT UNLICENSED GUNS.

+4 votes   media: In the recent American news...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2013, 10:34am replied:

No words.
No tears.
Just dreams.

+1 vote   media: The Rape Game, you say?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2013, 9:25am says:

"FIRE IN THE OVEN!"
"APPLIANCE DOWN! APPLIANCE DOWN!"
"GET TO THE CHOPPER BOARD!"
"THE SINK HAS TOO MANY LEEKS!"
"SEND IN THE HOUSEWIVES!"
"SPRAY AND PRAY!"
"BAM! AND THE SCUM ARE GONE!"

I love the smell of cleaning in the morning.

+26 votes   media: Cleaning Warfare
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 7:56am says:

GODS BE PRAISED THEY FINALLY MADE A BETA!

+2 votes   download: IDF - Fight For Independence: V0.1
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 7:46am says:

A while ago I found out about how genes can be turned on and off, even traits that may have been lost for millions of years can be reawakened. Considering that, birds are the closest relative of dinosaurs. Theoretically speaking, therefore, we could possible RESURRECT dinosaurs by DEVOLVING birds!

+3 votes   media: Things and more things
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 9 2013, 11:21pm replied:

I try :D <3

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2013, 7:26am says:

The Emperor is now at peace. His sons are finally playing together and catching up on some much-needed sibling play-time.

+2 votes   media: Party Raider
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 3 2013, 5:43am says:

Yeah... I'm a guy, but I have my limits. I'm sure the food's tasty but... I'm gonna stay out of your... er... twins... okay? Er... yeah... Stickerish.com

+1 vote   media: Wanna taste Sempai?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 4:58am says:

"Honestly, Prof, you forgot your ammunition at home AGAIN?"

+7 votes   media: The facepalm
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:45am says:

40k Duke Nukem?

+4 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 17 2013, 10:37am says:

In the 41st millenium... it appears no one ever gets a boner...

+3 votes   media: Some Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2013, 8:15pm says:

3P Camera?

+2 votes   media: Trailer for Update Version 0.3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 5 2013, 9:01pm says:

"My uncommon sense is tingling!"

+1 vote   media: Basilisk Angrinator
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2013, 6:09pm says:

French are misunderstood. Out of all the European countries, and I think all the countries in the world, the French have more military victories than any other. Reason why they lost in WWII was because they were arrogant; focussing more on developing defences and improving tactics in trench warfare than producing better tanks.

+2 votes   media: Leclerc armor upgrades
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 31 2013, 4:35am says:

Just tell me what's changed aside from the textures. I don't get to see myself when I'm a sniper too often.

+1 vote   media: MEC Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 9:57am says:

I would like to see this happen. The most memorable moments in the history of mankind played out by orkies!

+3 votes   media: The Assassination of Warboss Lincoln
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 7:14am says:

"I wonder... nah... or... I wonder if our world is one giant game... No, the very thought is heretical."

+4 votes   media: Yo dawg, you like Space Marines.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 10:11pm replied:

Has there been any descriptions of what the Necrontyr looked like before they, in a sense, sold their souls to the devils?

+1 vote   media: Apocalypse C'tan
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 13 2013, 12:47am replied:

It is, comrade, it is.

+4 votes   media: BM-13 Katyusha
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:19am says:

I have an Emperor Titan. Your argument is invalid.

+4 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 3 2013, 6:44am says:

Hold up. What happened to the florescent green camouflage we've seen on the news?

+5 votes   media: KPA (North Korea) Heavy Soldier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 9:50am replied:

I think Russia has one of the single best languages in the world. If in song, you don't need to understand it to appreciate it. I remember hearing this story from my aunt that my cousin, now working as an English teacher in Moscow, that when he went to a pub in the same city, some men recognised him as being Australian as he was talking in an Aussie accent with some friends. The men started singing one of these choir-style songs. My cousin couldn't understand it that much, only listen. Then they finished and said for my cousin and his friends to sing a song from Australia. Their eyes shifted from one another, all thinking the same thing: "What could we Aussies possibly have that's comparable to that display?" Then they started singing in nervous unison;
"Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda, you'll come a Waltzing Matilda with me..."

+7 votes   media: BM-13 Katyusha
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2013, 6:18am replied:

Well, now that I read the rest of the discussion, it seems that this rebellion may turn into a lose-lose situation. It seems that if Assad does win this war, his people may suffer, but if the rebels win, the people may suffer and there would be a leadership struggle with political groups. In this case, one must vote for the lesser of two evils. I am not wholly convinced whether Assad is good or bad, but whatever happens, I hope that no foreign power get wound up in it all.

+3 votes   media: Lets hope he wins!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2013, 5:53am replied:

You just contradicted my words of wisdom. I rather take no side at all rather than get involved with things I do not know the full facts about. I do not know much about the Syrian rebellion, thus I should not want any country to get involved, no matter how much begging or 'persuasion' (as reference to the rockets that land not too far away from your town). Syria should figure itself out by its own hand, we have no right to mold it as foreign nations.

+3 votes   media: Lets hope he wins!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 11:17pm says:

This tanks is for... ANZAC/Canada? Or just for ANZAC and Canada will have the Grizzly I?

+1 vote   media: Crusader Tank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 8:13am says:

Let us just remember. There are two sides to terrorism.
The terrorists.
And the terrorists.

We might hear one is good and the other is bad, but remember the other side hears the same.

+4 votes   media: Lets hope he wins!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2013, 9:47pm says:

The Finnish fought against them initially, then they were forced to fight alongside them. Imagine the hate they received.

+1 vote   article: Tikkakoski Typewriter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 5 2013, 7:20am replied:

Forsooth! What doth happened to thy peace with thine enemy, the b*stard xpack3. Hath you forsaken thy agreement and thrown hence the balance of our universe?!
Or hath he insulted our fair ACE_Sweden's honour, and thence hath he forsaken this fragile peace that doth now turns to war and atrocity?

+4 votes   media: Two new Russian soldiers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2013, 11:25pm says:

How about implementing a hardcore mode where instead of all the assault rifles and sub-machine guns, it replaces them with pistols (.44 magnum, vanilla US pistol etc), maybe a shotgun, and a hunting rifle? In this case you would be a civilian in a zombie apocalypse.
Maybe in one case, you can get a civilian car.

+2 votes   article: Development Back on Track!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 18 2013, 8:52am says:

Singleplayer?

+1 vote   mod: Department Store Battles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2013, 11:02pm says:

Jesus can walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.

+3 votes   media: Chuck Approves
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2013, 3:55am replied:

Wait a second!
This is the same weapon from your crawling animation showcase. What happened to that animation, personally I think that one is better.

+1 vote   media: PKP animations + sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2013, 3:45am says:

Don't mean to be mean, but I think you hold a Pecheneg with your hand underneath, holding the ammo magazine.
I agree with WaffleAndy in that the crawling animation needs to be changed a bit.
Brilliant reload animation nonetheless!

+2 votes   media: PKP animations + sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2012, 6:26am says:

I love that beginning music that goes until 1:55. I wonder if it's custom or is an actual song.

+3 votes   media: DayZ - The Survivors
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2012, 5:56pm says:

For a second, I thought it looked like BF3

+1 vote   media: some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:29am replied:

#JustThailandThings

+5 votes   media: Awesome!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:29am replied:

'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...

+2 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:27am replied:

I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.

+3 votes   media: iz of late halloween
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:24am replied:

Note how the parts are separate so they can be assembled in whatever program you proper developers use.

+2 votes   media: M5 Stuart (Version 1)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2014, 9:29pm replied:

1: I don't understand.
2: No country should be an empire.
3: YOU HAVE NO MUSICAL PARODIC TASTE!

+2 votes   media: Spooky
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2014, 10:54am says:

Spooky scary skeletons drink calcium every day,
Your swords and stones won't break their bones
It's best you run away.
Spooky scary skeletons will have revenge tonight
For all the times you called them weak
And didn't give you fright.
Oh we're so sorry, skeletons, we beg for us to live
We take back all we said before
Please mercy won't you give?
Spooky scary skeletons ignore our pleas for peace;
They wake themselves from Skyrim tombs
And just won't leave you be.

+6 votes   media: Spooky
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2014, 4:34am replied:

Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?

+1 vote   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 11:10am replied:

My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.

+2 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 5:45am replied:

I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.

+3 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 12:00pm replied:

No:
Fc07.deviantart.net
Rocket is made too.

+1 vote   media: Re-reworked
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 3:49am replied:

It's funny because at the time I commented there were 69 views.

+2 votes   media: Shaq fu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 3:46am says:

Well then, should I get myself some pu$$33?

+2 votes   media: Shaq fu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 5:25am says:

For your Captain, head to the Description.
*Flies away*

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:50am replied:

So long as you have beer, you're welcome.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:49am replied:

I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2014, 6:52pm says:

Starring:
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Smooth Shaker
and Co-starring:
Feline Fren-Z

+4 votes   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:58am replied:

Now go, save your people. They need you.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:56am says:

How the hell do you guys think we're going to survive a zombie apocalypse if you can't handle a huntsman, a NON-VENEMOUS BUNDLE OF HAIR AND LEGS THAT EATS THE DANGEROUS SPIDERS THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE AFRAID OF?!

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:52am says:

I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.

Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:45am says:

Well... assuming your dog is a male, all you have to do is just be a real bitch.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2014, 7:01am replied:

*Thalmor spy spots you*
YOU THERE!
*Gallops forth*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
*Gallops away*

+2 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 14 2014, 6:38pm replied:

The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.

+5 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 13 2014, 2:38am replied:

You realise Player 2 cannot enter the game, don't you? You are without help and it cannot be killed, only fended off for a few seconds

+1 vote   media: Alien: Isolation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 10:33pm says:

So the Chinese will also be in the mod?

+1 vote   media: Russian MRAP vehicle VPK-3924 "Medved"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:17pm says:

Welsh have a long, slender dragon...
Chinese have long, slender dragon in their folklore...
You don't actually think... Chinese are Welsh? Or vice versa?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:14pm replied:

That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 6:17am says:

I also watched your 0.3 preview.
I'm just wondering whether it's possible to have the holographic crosshairs on the Eotech sight to be a texture on the model rather than an overlay.

+3 votes   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE Updated Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 7hours 38mins ago says:

The conference should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
But you shouldn't side with China, cos that's just
whack.

+1 vote   media: Obama State Of The Union Remix
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 11hours 26mins ago replied:

1st mission is being devised now - clarity has been struck while I have been mining my mind for answers.

+1 vote   media: Company logo?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:04am says:

A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.

+1 vote   media: EU Factory v.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:09pm says:

Hades (as cliche as the name is) probably had close quarters combat training. And if you paid attention to the cutscene, your partner never had a clear shot to do a jab or a kick or some kind of thrusting motion to push him back.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:04pm says:

Makes traffic lights to go green and causes cars to crash, endangering the lives of the innocent drivers.
Makes gas lines explode, disrupting the ability to cook and heat the homes for hundreds if not thousands.
Makes the entire city suffer a blackout, creating the potential for there to be one or more accidental deaths.

Adrien Pierce be like "Still a good person LOL!"

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 6:51pm replied:

He's like an MP5 MLG, but better.

+1 vote   media: Tavorkan - Ranged Weapons (More to come)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:26am says:

Why did they make "male" and "female" variants of the same tank?

+1 vote   media: TGW1918 - all BEF vehicles and crewed weapons
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 14 2014, 8:53am says:

You had all this time that you could have been using to prepare the next update, and you choose to waste it on a "Merry Christmas" occasion?!

Nice. Thankyou.

-3 votes   media: JP: Aftermath - Happy christmas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2014, 6:43pm replied:

But Leonardo, don't you need that?

+1 vote   media: Kung Fu GI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2014, 7:55am says:

This year,
one man,
xXx_420noscoper1337_xXx,
a soldier
from the 69th dimension
will be banished from his homeland
to live as a homeless boy in China.
So basically every little boy in China.
Since, you know, communism.
But this boy is no ordinary boy
because he has the gift of $wag-Fu.
When World War IX breaks out,
he'll break in
to German ***** and
f*ck
sh*t
up.
"They killed my butterfly, now I'll kill their souls."
Witness the epic tale of an alien man
who looks surprisingly human
take down the Nazi regime
long before Theodore Roosevelt could even dream of it
and blow sh*t up.
Seriously, there's no much to say.
Explosions.
Nazi deaths.
Boom, blockbuster.
Starring:
Pantydropper
Shovelface
Ikea
Kia
Hitler
Hitlertron
Hitlertank
Hitmarker
and a f*ckton of white flags.
and directed by Liam Neeson:
America: F*ck Yeah!

+15 votes   media: Kung Fu GI
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2014, 8:08pm replied:

You forgot spiders.

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2014, 5:17am replied:

Yes, the meteor unalived, deaded, and killified them, but their spirits live!
Do not resist the truth that is presented to you, Kommie, accept it! Be free!

+2 votes   media: Do not resist
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2014, 8:56pm replied:

U F*CKIN' WOT M8?! CHEEKY BUGGA RIPPED ME COMMENT OFF! I'M GONNA CUT YOU UP, B*TCH, I SWEAR ON ME MUM!

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 5:20pm replied:

In a world
where okay-ish commenters are downvoted for no actual reason
one man
or woman
named BioDestroyer
will rise up against the savagery.
Watch in awe as his avatar stares at you
with the intensity of a supernova
and grants a young victim of voter abuse
+
1
like.
Starring
Good Guy Steve as
BioDestroyer
and Scumbag Greg as
The Anonymous Douchebag
ShraqKart Double Slam: Golf of Duty V
Coming soon.
"Sh*t, a downvote!"

+3 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 5:13pm replied:

Yes.

+2 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 10:26am replied:

And apparently I was downvoted for it. I had +3 and now +2.
*Avatar glares at all*

+3 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2014, 6:38am says:

This year
prepare for an epic adventure
full of guns
explosions
and
beeewwwbs
starring Kat Brannigan as
Captain James T. Purrk
and Christopher Noldog as
Barkley Shagmeister
in
Mission: Impossible XXIV: Whisker Protocol
James Purrk is a regular cat living in 5102 AD suburbia
who also happens to be an expert sniper
explosives expert
family man
and
Sudoku master
when suddenly
he is framed by the United Saints of Catmerica for an assassination he didn't commit
intentionally
and Barkley is sent after him.
Witness the epic tale of a cat trying to clear his name as you sit through
4
whole
hours
of laser battles
including a
mother
f*cking
kaiju fight.
Directed by Michael Spielbay
and produced by
The Avenger ('s producers):
Mission: Impossible XXIV: Whisker Protocol
This Summer.
"Four is Number Done!"
*Read in an epic movie voice*

+7 votes   media: Take the shot!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 9:33pm replied:

True.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 9:31pm says:

_______&

Better stop him before he destroys the page.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2014, 9:55pm replied:

Australian flag is changed by popular demand, not by UK politics.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2014, 9:13pm says:

As an Australian I am equally outraged.
I know not why, but I am. Perhaps because Mel Gibson is Australian.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2014, 4:50am says:

Aw mah frends no da low rida
Da low ri-dah gez a lil haiyer
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip wit me
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip
Take a lil trip n see
Youtube.com

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 14 2014, 6:54pm says:

Is there some truth to this (with Putin and the... whoever that German political woman is)?

+1 vote   media: Politics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 10 2014, 8:27am replied:

Next person who throws another joke like that will be given some serious pun-ishment.
Wait...

+2 votes   media: The Ice Desert (Operation Garðar)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2014, 6:25pm replied:

Katyusha rocket launcher, da?

+1 vote   media: Rural areas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2014, 9:23am says:

"You see, Ivan, the whole part of camouflage is that you are MEANT to be seen by the enemy, that way they will think to themselves 'no way they can be that stupid' and will drive right by you, and then you go BAM with the tank gun and tear them a new hole so large the'll be crying for their mother's to stitch it back shut. THAT is why we have cyan stripes on our tank when we hide in this field of corn."

+5 votes   media: Rural areas
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2014, 7:44am replied:

Shush, do not question its logic or else it may become aggressive an attack.

+4 votes   media: Super heroes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2014, 8:52am replied:

Noble 6 from Halo Reach? Where was his piece of Forerunner ship to protect him?

Plot armour.

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 3:43am says:

*Dude who's texting silently dies on the inside*

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2014, 9:28pm says:

Give them credit for the courage. They knew it was hopeless, but they did it anyway because there was no other option.
Just... leave it as a sad day in military history - one that should be saluted by every nation today, perhaps.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2014, 9:24pm replied:

You do not understand, Kalga. IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME!

+8 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 11:04am replied:

I promise to read the novels if you promise to read the How To Train Your Dragon series.
Internet Shady Deal?

+1 vote   media: Wat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2014, 8:45am says:

JURASSIC PARK WOULD HAVE BEEN A TOTAL SUCCESS IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE ABSOLUTELY STUPID SCIENTISTS USING FROG DNA TO BRIDGE THE GAP IN THE DINOSAUR GENOME!!!!!
Stupid idiots. They could know what genes needed replacing but didn't know what genes were BEING PUT IN?! And with frogs instead of reptiles and birds????!!!
Sigh.
Woe be the day when scientists aren't smarter than the average facebook-aholic.

+2 votes   media: Wat...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 8:41pm replied:

It appears that Crassius Curio is the seedy one while Lifts-Her-Tail is the innocent victim.

+2 votes   media: "Lusty" Argonian Maid
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:47pm says:

Captain?! Is this an actual thing?!

+2 votes   media: "Lusty" Argonian Maid
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:42pm replied:

"Together, we shall have genetically strong children!"

+4 votes   media: Something is wrong in here !?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:56am says:

Remove from where?

+5 votes   media: I made this :D
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:52am says:

A glitch in the Matrix.

+4 votes   media: Copy / Paste People.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2014, 8:54am says:

Okay, if you were a gun-for-hire, Turkish007, what would your custom loadout be? You have good connections with below-the-radar arms dealers so you can pick just about any weapons you wish. What would be you covert loadout and what would be your "let's go in guns blazing" loadout?

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

What would Australians be, then, do you think?

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 9:57pm says:

Australia.
Drunks? Not too too many.
Dangerous animals? Limited to outback. not urban areas (though the Cane Toads are getting alarmingly close to Perth)
Are we all Steve Irwin-ers? No (I'm terrified of bees).
Are we phobic of immigrants? Yes. Thanks to the 'boat people' coming from Indonesia and other countries, there is now a belief that foreigners from Asia or the Middle East 2010-present came by illegal immigration.
Politics? Summarising recent days... Sh*t.
And I think that is Australia in a nutshell.

+2 votes   media: 'exico
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2014, 3:53am replied:

Because?

+1 vote   media: In light of the Admiral Skeybar's request...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 10:58am replied:

Fear not, newbie, for when you think there is an end, the great beast of MOAR will come by and destroy your angus. Have no fear for the end of the Internet, have fear, however, for trolls.
For the Internet is dark and full of Game of Thrones spoilers.

+2 votes   media: Scared yet ??
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2014, 1:09am says:

I never knew how strong PPSH-41 magazine locking mechanisms until that picture in the top right...
But the guy sitting on its is like "God damn it, Ivan, you forgot to bring your Communism AGAIN?"

+7 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 15 2014, 4:15am replied:

Oh, my sweet summer child, I am but a small and irrelevant piece of this realm. My grace doth not compare to the trolls on BF4 or the LoLz on GTA.

+4 votes   media: Humor or something like that
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 14 2014, 6:25pm says:

"No Flocks Given" with their new album "Can't Say Cool Without Coo", featuring their new hit song "2 Fly 2 Die".
Get it now at your local Avian Albums retailer!

+5 votes   media: Humor or something like that
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2014, 4:42am says:

USSR never really 'lost', they just disbanded... Or...
Actually, yes USA won. USSR rage quitted.

+10 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 7:10am replied:

No, you were right, Ivan. Ekranoplan it was.

+2 votes   media: Griffioen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 8 2014, 6:06pm says:

Well, the Soviet Union made that weird tank/boat/aeroplane hybrid (of which only one was made)...

+4 votes   media: Griffioen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:43am says:

Hate to burst your bubble, but...

Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.

+4 votes   media: Safety first!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:37am replied:

It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.

+4 votes   media: Women driving
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:57pm says:

Dude, don't make me sad. This is supposed to make me laugh? Stop. You're depressing me.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:14am replied:

I realise... that it has never happened much before... yes you are right...

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 4:20am says:

It's almost time to kick a$$ and storm beaches. And I'm all out of a$$.

+2 votes   article: The Road to Forgotten Hope 2.46: Part 3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 4:12pm says:

3 versions for the same soldier? Which camo is for which environment?

+1 vote   media: HD MEC Textures!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2014, 5:05am says:

To be honest, from the still image icon, I thought it was an albino Night Fury like Toothless from How To Train Your Dragon. And then Toothless just had to take a picture of dat a$$.

+2 votes   media: The things, I posted them
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 7:55pm says:

You want an introvert to say something? Fine.
If the theory of evolution is true, then we should quit all these anti-biotics and anti-virals and let the weak die. But if we don't do that, then we should breed based on looks, not by personality.

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 10:48am replied:

People DID resist the God Emperor, and continued to resist during the Great Crusade... so... it isn't OUT of the question,,,

+6 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2014, 6:32pm says:

*Shooting intesifies*

+5 votes   media: C'mon you apes you wanna live forever !!!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 21 2014, 9:36pm says:

If they attempt to do so, they instantly begin a chain reactio of chemical events inside their head which soon overturn the gravity fields of the Earth and cause catastrophic events to occur.
One of the most notable times in recent days is when a vegan Japanese man near Fukashima tried to eat an animal cracker, and an earthquake happened.
The MOST recent was some vegan on MH370.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:24am says:

Who needs 12x scopes when you have extendable heads?

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 18 2014, 8:07pm replied:

Those are called Provinceballs and Stateballs.
Get your facts straight man!
Gosh!
It's like me called Spain the Mexico of Europe.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:01pm says:

This is what happens when a man with common sense meets Lady Gaga.

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 1:01am says:

"You eat my brother... I eat you."

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 2:44am replied:

*Lazy

+4 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:45pm says:

Videos have been viewed and my final analysis is:
My body has found its boogaloo-groove-moves soulmate.
Harken to me, Humour Satire Parody members! We must preech The Carlton to the wolrd! Let the Mojo flow though them disco boots, and them jazzy mouths, and let us rain heavenly funk upon them masses of uneducated 'n' uncultured consumer brats. Abolish the Harlem Fake and denounce the Gangland Mild, for we now have a message to share with the world, and they shall love our peaceful message! And if they do not, we shall make them accept the swingin' sounds of serenity by force!
Unite! Comrades! For tonight we dine in dubstep!

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 11:04pm replied:

Ignore comment. Mind was cluttered and did not read correctly.

+3 votes   media: Einstein
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:21pm says:

Why the hell is this guy showing us his watch? It talks about iPhones only, I mean, what makes this picture special? It it his wrist?
Nice wrist.

+2 votes   media: Under watch!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 14 2014, 7:19pm says:

Someone who prefers to have a nice clean desk, idiot! Gosh! Stop trying to make neat and tidy people look stupid.

+3 votes   media: Einstein
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 9 2014, 7:44pm replied:

They still have no love.
This gun is Swiss and is only in limited use in the Middle East.
But then again, this isn't a realism mod, is it?

+2 votes   media: SIG 552 Commando Render
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:06pm says:

Frankly, I agree with infantryspec. We have become too soft (humanity as a whole): building our environement rather than using the environement.
As a compensation to my syrias joke, here's some farting sounds:
PPPFPFPFPFPFPPFPFRRTRTRTRTTRT
FFFFFFFFFF
PLONK
I think something solid came from that last one.

+2 votes   media: Syriaously?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 7:27pm replied:

America also started many problems too.
There was no 'good side' in the Cold War.
And, no, Russia is not defending a dictator; they're using the excuse of 'protecting Russian citizens in the Crimea region' to take over the Crimea region. If they didnt care for power, they'd have asked Russian citizens to move out of Crimea. Instead, they want to maintain naval suprmacy.

+2 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 28 2014, 3:44am says:

Finlanders: the 20th century Spartans.

+6 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 24 2014, 3:59am says:

This is a Lemur sunbathing. Curious how they resemble a man or woman going "Ommmmmmmmm... ommmmmmmmm..."

+2 votes   media: relaxed animals
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:42am replied:

I knew too. And when I was first told about this I did not suffer a mind implosion. I just went "huh" and flipped the page.

+1 vote   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:37pm replied:

U WOT M8!
I DARE YA TO COME DOWN UNDER N SAY THAT!

+7 votes   media: Putin Strikes Again [Winter Olympic Games]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:59am replied:

Beijing and just about every other previous Olympic Openings were sights to behold.
Britain... yawn. Damn hobbits playing in their beautiful above-ground homes ruined it.
Sochi... it seems Putin was so focused on having a hard-on for gays that he forgot to pull funds to keep everything on schedule for the Winter Olympics.

+1 vote   media: Olympic Games
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 8:53am says:

Confession Bear:
I don't know exactly what 'Hentai' is,
but the way people talk about it I guess I should be glad I don't.

+1 vote   media: Have some laughs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 11:06am replied:

European NSA?
Now sh*t's gettin' real when you see the victims become a secondary enemy.

+3 votes   media: Czechball takeover
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:29am says:

Why does Czechoslovakia not want to be in the EU?
Is there something bad about the EU I am not aware of?

+3 votes   media: Czechball takeover
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2014, 9:13pm says:

He might as well have put a black cork in it if he was going to stand there gawking.

+1 vote   media: In ze face!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2014, 2:22am replied:

Did I say it was supposed to be funny to anyone else?
>:)

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2014, 10:36pm says:

My friend Battlebro19 did one of the most horridly funny things in Sims.
He had his sim be pregnant a lot of times, give birth inside the house, then out all the babies in one room and seal the room off. His sim then got to cooking on a very faulty oven so fire engulfed the one room in which the babies were. The babies died and the mother survived, leaving tonnes of baby ghosts in the house he rebuilt.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 5:44am replied:

If I read my textbook for fun, does that make me a badass, a nerd, or a Canadian (despite being Australian)?
I don't read maths though. I'm good at it, but I hate it.

+1 vote   media: Scumbag 'Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 4:16am replied:

Too much science.
What I understood: much speed = boom

+3 votes   media: Side armour pls stahp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:40am replied:

Oh, I forgot to add Che Ernesto Guevara and Fidel Castro to the good list.
So who would be Judas in this picture?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 4:36am says:

This is Arma 3, yes?
Are all the vehicles in Arma 3 concepts or are they in service or... what?
What country is this from anyway?

+2 votes   media: ZIL-3901S1 «Punisher» (ArmA 3) WIP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:08am says:

New Zealand thinks we suck...?
...I feel so... demoralised...
I'm not making anymore jokes until tomorrow.
I'm just going to cry in the corner over here.
....
....
....
*sobs*

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2014, 7:05am says:

As far as I'm aware, Marx and Lenin are the only good guys here.
Is Stalin the traitor (I forget the name of the person who betrays Jesus (Isaac (my name)?))?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:52am replied:

No. At 15 and living with my parents, I am not in control of what is spent online, if anything.

+2 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 9:17am replied:

Intriguing. Yet HIGHLY disturbing.

+1 vote   media: Tits
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 1:09am replied:

Made something beautiful. Yet hideous at the same time.

+3 votes   media: Tits
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 8:56pm replied:

Not possible unless I have Sketchup Pro. And I don't want to pay over the internet. Nor do I have the money.

+2 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (Unusable)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 8 2014, 2:44am replied:

It IS the ICM-3, only, just call it the Assault Rifle.
Maybe it looks a bit too Steyr AUG A3 -ish (the weapon it is based on). Might have to mix it up a bit.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:46am says:

Trust the English to supply gas-lamps to Welsh coal mines.
If I can say anything, I'd say the English WANTED the flame to be exposed to coal dust...

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 6 2014, 4:33pm says:

What is this about? Is there some territorial debate I am unaware of?

-1 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:42am says:

Isn't this guy is the ancestor of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, who was blessed by Morgan Freeman, and who survived countless battles by using his enemy's bodies as human shields? And who killed a man by guessing his name correctly? On the first go? And who slaughtered the many legions of Mongolia before he was even 5? And whose drink was spilled thanks to some snot-nosed prat so he took out the man's heart and used it as an ice cube because it was cold? And who followed all the road rules of Grand Theft Auto: 1756? And finished the game in record time? And who shot 13 men spread out across 1 kilometre/mile with 2 bullets?

+4 votes   media: Badass Incarnate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 6:00am replied:

Well it might not be fifty cal, but it would have the power of one.
The entire bullet is fired, so think of a solid projectile that will not stop when it hits you, that hits you and takes out one giant piece of you every shot.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 28 2013, 10:23am says:

A race?
Sorry, I've yet to see any soviet or US astronauts sprint a hundred metres (yards, if you're American) in space against one another.

+10 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:38pm says:

I'M SHOCKED!
At the surprisingly high quality photo. I mean, usually you'd get pixels everywhere if you zoom, no?

+10 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 22 2013, 8:15pm says:

Where did the trees come from?
Not in vanilla BF2 are they?

+2 votes   media: Abou Deia
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 8:17pm says:

PROPER ENGLISH LANGUAGE, PARENTAL FORNICATOR, DOTH THOU PROJECT IT?

+13 votes   media: Punctuation Saves Lives
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:46am replied:

Nope. This is what they SHOULD make.
All those in favour say aye.

+2 votes   media: Speaking of Dino mods for games (read description)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 5:36am says:

There is no point to these, I find. Cool to look at, but I prefer to keep my grenade.

+2 votes   media: Backup sights
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2013, 12:47am says:

COUNTRY HAS COUNTRY BALLS!

+8 votes   media: meanwhile in ukraine.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2013, 7:23am replied:

EXCEPT, DEMON SCUM, WHEN IT FLOWS FROM THINE GLUTOUS MAXIMUS!

+1 vote   media: Large battles
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 5 2013, 3:42am replied:

Sorry. Sorry sorry sorry. Shouldn't have said anything.

+3 votes   media: C&H Jesus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 4 2013, 9:58am says:

Kim Kardashian spent $17 million dollars on her wedding to this other guy (don't pay too much attention), whom she divorced 72 days later.
And you're worried men kissing each other will ruin the sanctity of marriage?
I love my father, does that make me ****?

+4 votes   media: C&H Jesus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 30 2013, 7:27pm says:

SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST!
So this will be the Iceland heavy tank, I guess. The only problem i can fathom is how a hull from China made its way past German-occupied Russia or Japanese-occupied Alaska all the way to Iceland.

+3 votes   media: Reykjavik Stál-2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2013, 7:05am says:

I prefer Very Furry.

+2 votes   media: just going to dump this here, for future reference
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 5:58pm replied:

Did you not take these from World of Tanks?
You do not rip models from games, do you?

+1 vote   media: Next>>>>>IS-7>E-100>Gw Typ-E>Maus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 4:42am replied:

E-75 would be better than the E-100 or Maus.
It was to be the replacement for the King Tiger and Tiger after all, and much faster and lightweight compared to the E-100 and Maus.

+1 vote   media: Next>>>>>IS-7>E-100>Gw Typ-E>Maus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 7:50am says:

@Kalga

I wish I had the same outlook... Then I'm reminded how bad we can be and I find myself back as a pessimist.
*sigh*
Why is it the people that actually made a difference lived only a few decades ago?

+4 votes   media: Words of Wisdom
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:46pm says:

Same was done with Tony Abbott, the new PM of Australia. I saw a poster of him on a bus stop, similar design to this, but it said "NOPE". A few days later it was partially ripped off and a few days after that he was PM.
He hacked Indonesia's presidential staff's phones recently - the very people we are supposed to be allying with - just to 'protect' Australia.
Yeah... spying on the country that's supposed to be trusting us is a VERY good way to strengthen relationships.

+2 votes   media: Oh, the irony!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:41pm says:

But I prefer to die with as much sh*t as possible under my ownership. To do that I need money, and I ain't going to find a purse with 50k lying around am I?

+2 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 4:32am says:

Did this come from World of Tanks?
If so, can you port the E-75 and E-50?

+1 vote   media: King Tiger
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 15 2013, 3:05am says:

I do believe it is possible to have totally 3D sights on any weapon.

+2 votes   media: RPG-75 sights
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 10:00am replied:

*Sandvich

+3 votes   media: Sandwiches
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 8 2013, 2:58am says:

I do not recall this map or mission in Russia's campaign.

+1 vote   media: CoD2 winter Flak88
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 7 2013, 5:02pm replied:

Traitors? I think I smell them.

+1 vote   media: Nov6th
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 9:32am says:

Sound could do with more power (it is an MG after all), but very good otherwise!

+1 vote   media: CoD2 DP-28 animation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 9:29am replied:

No substitutes?

+1 vote   media: CoD2 El Alamain Panzer IV included
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:55am says:

I don't understand. What does the dog represent?

+5 votes   media: This Gaming Year...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:44am says:

Why do I not see the sight of tens of thousands of Uruk-Hai marching for Helm's Deep to leave none alive? Or why is there not a torrent of water flooding the entire place and Ents chucking boulders at the tower?

0 votes   media: Isengard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 7:18am says:

Jebus! The disco relative of the all-mighty Jesus! The one who danced his tears of sorrow away for forty days and forty nights when he heard news his brother had ruthlessly been betrayed and crucified! Praise to thee, Jebus, teach us your holy ways of groove!

+2 votes   media: Have some stuff (GIF version)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:19am replied:

It was.

+1 vote   media: LG HDTV Job Interview Prank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2013, 4:41am says:

FYI (hate to break it to you): actors. Paid actors.

+3 votes   media: LG HDTV Job Interview Prank
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 8:39pm replied:

At least you're not as bad as Stalin or Hitler. Be thankful for that.

+2 votes   media: Political Compass
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 1:51am replied:

EXPAND THE WATCH TIMES! MAN THE COUNTRY BORDERS! STAY ALERT FROM 23rd to 27th! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, WE'RE TAKING THIS F*CKER OUT!

+3 votes   media: C&H: Naughty List
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 7:30pm says:

Must be working with the NSA! EVERYONE, PREP THE AA CANNONS, WE'RE TAKING OUT A FLYING PEDOPHILE ON DECEMBER 25th!

+3 votes   media: C&H: Naughty List
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2013, 9:59am replied:

It wouldn't be too difficult to recreate this pokemon. All you need to do is add growth genes for certain areas of fur on a tiger, and colour too, and a little skeletal alteration, and walla! Your very own (whatever the name of this pokemon is)!

+4 votes   media: If the Pokemon world had wars
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 8:41am replied:

If it's a savannah, I will hope the ground will be golden with dead grass, not green.
The grass there is yellow-brown like hay, just so you know if you didn't already.

+3 votes   media: Operation Savannah (W.I.P)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:14am replied:

This is actually the first HQ pic I've seen of the Turkey riots.
Are they still happening or has it settled down?

+2 votes   media: Karma is a bitch LoL
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:04am replied:

Back then, Australia was still part of the 'British Empire' as Winston Churchill put it. And the fact that we requested British troops to be stationed in Singapore that would otherwise head over to the Middle-East really hurt his feelings towards John Curtin. This, ultimately, didn't help and Singapore was seized, and the 'last fortress in the Pacific', the 'crown jewel of the Asia', was lost.
So underestimated were the Japanese by the several thousand British civilians living in Singapore, that even though the Japs outnumbered them (about,I don't know really) 3:1 and had conquered their wall all through Vietnam and Malay and the Philippines to get to this 'stronghold', that the British were quite happy to have dances and parties and other regular activities and act as if there was no invasion at all.
The Japanese also used a tower in a house to spy on Allied troop movements. When troops petitioned to have the tower shot at to stop the spying, the officers replied (more or less) "We cannot. The owner (a very prestigeous person if I remember correctly) will be quite cross to come back and find his lovely house damaged."

+1 vote   media: polandball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 8:58am says:

What is this map?

+1 vote   media: 3d scope
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 26 2013, 11:43am says:

But Britain still had Imperialistic values... so...
Don't get me wrong, I respect every country that tried to hold the tide and joined in as soon as they could to stop the unprecedented expansion of Nazi Germany, but even in war, no country is perfect nor is any country truly a hero.
Killing should not be rewarded.

+3 votes   media: polandball comics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 24 2013, 11:21am says:

Explain?

+2 votes   media: Karma is a bitch LoL
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:04pm replied:

It appears after giving birth, every human mother seems to have a strange sexual attraction to Call of Duty players, which the CoD player brags about to other CoD players.

+2 votes   media: In a World of Derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 8:56am says:

How they explain it: Lag

How others explain it: Hax

+2 votes   media: We've all been through this
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 18 2013, 3:49am replied:

Where's The Joker when you need him?

+3 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 6:34am replied:

Indeed. Compared to everywhere else, our utalisation of the native fauna for public transport is a revolutionary concept and has significantly reduced our annual CO2 emissions.

+5 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:20am says:

No.
It just heard another 'In Soviet Russia' joke.

+7 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:18am replied:

Agreed. Now let's have a beer sitting upside down.

+8 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2013, 6:38pm replied:

I can make a version with a built-in grenade launcher, and an LMG variant and sniper variant.

+2 votes   media: "Orca" Adaptive Assault Rifle Mk. 1 (AAR-1)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2013, 3:37am replied:

HEY! We have GTA V here! And we have Saint's Row IV with... a... tonne of stuff... censored...

+8 votes   media: Ban the L
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 9 2013, 6:15am replied: +5 votes   media: Kenobi the wise
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 7:14am replied:

They weren't commies, they were everyday people who were tired of his stupid leadership.

+5 votes   media: What the...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 6:24am replied:

They don't want people littering? Then why not EDUCATE THE MASSES?!

+2 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:58pm says:

That's the way God works.
He builds the world, builds humans, then gets the hell out of there before a nuke comes his way.

+3 votes   media: God the Builder
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 8:47pm replied:

Sorry. Stupid.

+1 vote   media: Sacrifice of pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 5:53am says:

SM: "Stay... right... there... That spider's not going to get away from me again."
Psycher: "You will fail."
SM: "Shut up and stop looking at your balls, psycher! I need to... concentrate... Steady... Steady..."
Creed: "Hey"
*bang*
*Long silence as SM looks at dead psycher*
SM: "CRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

+1 vote   media: Sacrifice of pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 4:21am says:

"Oh? We keep it in the ventilation. Don't worry, we're all immune to it because we've been in here for years. You, however... you're a stranger. And we like strangers veeeeeerrry much. You're looking mighty unsteady on your feet there. Have a rest."

+6 votes   media: Have some more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 2 2013, 10:34am says:

Well played.

+7 votes   media: Well... That Escalated Quickly
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:40pm says:

Brain size has nothing to do with intelligence. Neanderthals had larger brains than us, yet they died out, most likely because they couldn't adapt. Who knows how intelligent dinosaurs could have been? No one can say because no one was around at the time.

+4 votes   media: Stuff and Things
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:37pm replied:

Maybe (Conspiracy Keanu here) it was one giant add to get people to use contraception.
If you have sex with a vampire, not only will you potentially die from giving birth to the bloodsucking unholy offspring of a damned being, but you will suffer surprise mood-swings; unnaturally long breakup hangovers that span months; get into a love triangle with a werewolf that would usually rip your throat out and kill you until you are dead but is surprisingly tame, and a vampire that would love you but you don't love him for no reason at all; suffer depression; lose your Chinese food (Bad Lip Reading (Youtube)); and lose connections with your ACTUAL family.
Side-effects may include death or eternal life.

+1 vote   media: Stuff and Things
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 8:53pm says:

One does not simply walk into Oulmar.

+11 votes   media: Dark? Scary? I've got it. Oulmar (KoH)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 30 2013, 9:27pm replied:

Fair enough.

+3 votes   media: SMAW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 9:31am replied:

DEMONIC POSSESSION???

+1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 6:03am replied:

Never thought there was another chapter aside from the Grey Knights who work and answer directly to the Inquisition.

+1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 21 2013, 9:35am says:

For decades, Intermarines have been fighting over which is better. Missile Pods, or Artillery Cannons. When one day, a tank designer from Mexico said:
"Por che no los dos?"
AAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Introducing Old El Paso: Intermarium Bastion, with enough arsenal to wipe out a city in ten minutes tops, it's fun for the whole family!
True genius, Mexican style!

+15 votes   media: Bastion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:43am says:

For people's suspicions sake, it was because he was on live TV. He gets freaked out by being in front of a huge, HUGE audience.

+2 votes   media: so high
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:11am says:

You forget... the Emperor watches all. He sees all. Even what happened in the past, so he will/has take/n precautions that will prevent anything you will say from being posted.

+3 votes   media: Post Heresy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 16 2013, 9:02am replied:

It was a Wizard of Oz reference. M9s and M2s and PKPs, oh my!

+2 votes   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 9:00am replied:

OH MY!

+1 vote   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 2:10am says:

I wouldn't mind having this weapon in any game ever.

+2 votes   media: Angry Marines are just Lovely.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 14 2013, 12:52am says:

Expanding on Gurkis12, he's somewhat right. Sure we can see all the bad in them, but they have good in them too. Tzeentch I never really saw as being bad, I always thought of him/her/it as being wise beyond comparison. Khorne/War reminds us what we humans are capable of doing to each other and all living things, and shows us what the true colours of people are. Nurgle/Disease helps to clear the sick and old for the newer, stronger to rise. And Slaanesh/Pleasure... well... who doesn't like fun? The Internet is Chaos incarnate.

+3 votes   media: Chaos Wallpapers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 9 2013, 11:18pm replied:

You are my editor! I refuse it. Dobby shall not receive clothes!

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:48pm replied:

I'd be hungry for a new face. But of course, there are no new models in this mod.

+3 votes   media: Marpat Camoflage HD Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 8 2013, 9:14am says:

"John! It's not what it looked like!"
"It's too late, Clara! I gave you a second chance and you smoked it like a Salamander smokes a heretic! If it can't be only I that can have you, no one will!"
"John! No! Please!"
"I'm sorry Clara!"

Yeah... My first impressions on seeing this were along the lines of that...
Just deal with it.

+1 vote   media: image dump of the week
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 11:39pm replied:

Here here.
I also fail to see how your will fit into one of those suits. I mean, Space Marine Armour is believable, but you need, like, 30cm of extra shoulder space as a SM to fit into this.

+2 votes   media: centurion and terminator miniature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 11:29pm says:

Looks like Prophet from the Crysis series.
Mother of God... HE MADE HIS WAY INTO BF3! RUN 4 UR LIF MAHN!

+2 votes   media: What the...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 6 2013, 12:22am replied:

Precisely. They stole all the vehicles, converted all the people, and anyone who resisted was left behind to deal with a sh*tstorm they summoned thanks to Nurgle.

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 5 2013, 7:57pm replied:

What's wrong with scope? In my equation:
Scope = Zoom = Shoot stuff at a longer distance = Funtime

+2 votes   media: SMAW
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 5 2013, 6:00am says:

To counter their tactics, I'd like it i you coded a circular formation; each person standing in a circle facing outwards, weapons and shields at the ready.

+3 votes   media: Haradrim Skirmisher Equipment
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 4 2013, 1:03pm replied:

Explanation as to who they are launched by: God.

+6 votes   media: Battlefield 1 of 132. "9th circle of hell"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 3 2013, 5:47am says:

I'm going to catch this Sky Pirate... by becoming a Sky Pirate! Stuff you, law, I'm gonna take my reward and become a free man! Like Robin of the Hood, I shall rob from the rich and give to... myself.

+1 vote   media: Wanted!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 29 2013, 8:05pm says:

Gangsters in Africa!

+4 votes   media: CoD2 Thompson M1928 first test
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 9:36am says:

My guess on the plot:
Talk, talk, talk, BATTLE, BOOM, EXPLOSIONS, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, contemplation whether this is all worth it, maiming of enemy leader, SMs win.
A little Teabaging mixed in somewhere wouldn't hurt.

+1 vote   media: Tallarn
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 24 2013, 6:42am replied:

Cuteness IS power. But Rommel was not cute. Ergo he had no power. Nor did/does any general or politician in the world!

+2 votes   media: The real desert fox
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 9:44pm says:

It is such a pity. Communism is perhaps the best political policy in the world, but it is such a shame, and it is shameful to us as humans, that there are people who seek to augment it into a system for their own gain.

+2 votes   group: Communist Party of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:41am replied:

Dude, it's Chaos. The untold story of that galaxy far far away was that after the war, the Iron Warriors appeared from a warp storm and massacred them all, and tainted everything.

+6 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 9 2013, 4:00am replied:

There are new Austeyrs being developed now, if you didn't know.

+1 vote   mod: Global Warfront
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 8:04pm says:

But I fail to see how power can trump cuteness. If you kill cuteness, you will be rebelled against!

+3 votes   media: The real desert fox
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 6 2013, 5:49am replied:

!!!!!!

Now why does that remind me of BF3...?

+22 votes   download: Project Reality: BF2 v1.0
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 2 2013, 6:18pm replied:

...Just saw you already said so in the description... sorry.

+2 votes   media: oasis !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:06pm says:

Dude, I think your computer found your weed...

+3 votes   media: Dafuq? I don't even...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:05pm says:

Looks fairly like Adh Oasis

+2 votes   media: oasis !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 7:56am replied:

Not sure if serious...

+2 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 31 2013, 5:22am replied:

Only thing innovative is motion capture animations of animals. THAT IS ALL FOR ME.

+1 vote   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 8:23pm replied:

Basically, it's anarchy with guns and no obvious end. I pity those foolish enough to be tempted by CoD: Ghosts.
In my opinion, BF5 should be more like BF2. Keep the same graphics and destruction, but get the teamwork back in. And bots too; I can't play online too well with such graphics. And bring back modding to the community. Game companies should be for the entertainment of its customers, not money. Money is a benefit, not a priority.

+5 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 8:58am says:

BF4 has this ability, or at least something similar. Do you realise what this means?

YOU ARE DOING BATTLE FRICKING FIELD 4 WORK RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

+7 votes   media: EoTech with FTS Magnifier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:01am replied:

Why the dislike? Take mine, Magnus.

+1 vote   media: MiG-15
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 12:34pm replied:

Turk Norris

+6 votes   media: This man...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 12:21pm replied:

But I thought we weren't doing aircraft until much later on?

0 votes   media: MiG-15
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 25 2013, 8:00pm replied:

Vapourise?
(Yes I know I can see the body, but you know what I mean)

+2 votes   media: Combat Ingame Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 25 2013, 7:59pm says:

Mig 15 was made by the USSR in 1949.
...It may be stretching the boundaries a little, but it could be viable as a Chinese jet.

+1 vote   media: MiG-15
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 4:47am says:

Is this map a reimagined version of Caucasus Region?
Brilliant modelling too!

+5 votes   media: MEC Soldiers on a new map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2013, 4:47am says:

Replaced by top hats? In that case, I'd be thankful that these were the standard hats.

+6 votes   media: French Sailor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 4:33am says:

"Dude, you gotta try this Opium sh*t, it's making me feel like I can take on the world."

+4 votes   media: battlehell3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:45am replied:

No, you didn't. Not to me at any rate.

+1 vote   media: final glove texture
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:25am says:

5, 4, 3, 2, this is 1!

+1 vote   media: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 16 2013, 7:15am says:

I have no idea what this anime is.
Maybe I should try to anger Miss Matou...

+2 votes   media: Sisters of Fate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 6:05am says:

I'd love to have free-to-play guardsmen, but I'd also like to change the colour of my clothing and armour.

+5 votes   media: Warhammer 40,000: Eternal Crusade
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 12 2013, 8:13am says:

The front wheel seems fixed. How will it move?

+3 votes   media: Trike concept
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 9:23pm says:

Any idea what this would be used for?

+1 vote   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2013, 11:26pm replied:

Ya have a sh*t bucket?

+2 votes   media: Colonel 100 by repair tool !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 12:11pm replied:

Unfortunately, I have nothing good.

+4 votes   group: Kemalists of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 7:55am says:

Seems legit.
...Wait a second...
"OMFG MY RIGHT F-ING THUMB IS BROKEN!!!"

+3 votes   media: Zis-5 in the middle of desert?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 6 2013, 7:31am replied:

How can I?

+3 votes   group: Kemalists of ModDB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 1 2013, 8:07pm says:

Only problem is the turret; if a shell is bounced off from that sloped armour and head upwards, bad news for anyone near that gun.

+2 votes   media: M8 Armored Gun System
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2013, 6:15am says:

Here here. Don't add it yet. In the real world, it would basically be everyone trying to pile in and shut NK up before any nukes get out.

+5 votes   article: EU faction?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 4:44am replied:

Don't kid yourself. My real masterpiece is in my images section WAY at the back, it's labelled Alma. Go find it if you can be bothered.

+2 votes   media: Map Idea: Operation 'Fire Feet'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2013, 11:50pm says:

IS NOT POSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING THAT EPIC FOR BF2!
No, it is...

My eyes have melted at the perfection.

+2 votes   media: [WIP] RPG-75
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2013, 5:50am says:

So this was perhaps one of the better planes of WWII?

+2 votes   article: Death in the Night
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 9 2013, 10:11am replied:

...T-34, M4 Sherman, Panzer 4, Panther, Tiger. Lots more since WWII as well; M1A1 Abrams, T90, etc.

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 11:07am says:

This is a remake from Hans Zimmer's 'Time'. Not bad, though. I was just saying.

+1 vote   media: 'Time'- Song by Mike (Menu Music)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 7:46am replied:

I heard rumours of an epic battle between him and the Loch Ness monster.

+1 vote   media: A few of the world's better leaders, I think.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 7 2013, 4:22am says:

As I asked before, will this allow the terrain to be kept the same, in the sense that the mountains and cliffs won't be degraded in quality when you play on BF2 - so the regular smoothing won't be present?

+3 votes   media: another impressive terrain
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:30am says:

"Did I ever tell you the definition of 'insanity'? Well, insanity is; doing the same f***ing thing over and over and over again expecting s*** to happen."
In other words, every Imperial Guard assault tactic ever.

+2 votes   media: forgot these
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:22am replied:

HERESY!
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord The Emperor?

+5 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 28 2013, 11:47pm says:

Those tracks... those curves... much better than the crusader before. Has that tank been improved?

+2 votes   media: Type 95 "Ha-Go"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 5:07am replied:

School (unless it encourages music): NO U CAN'T HAZ LOLZ!!!!

+2 votes   media: It will be mine!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 5:03am replied:

There be a continuity error in your wording.

+1 vote   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 26 2013, 4:29am replied:

You do realise that there have been many MANY tanks with turning turrets that were not french.

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 8:58pm says:

And Magnus be like: "All your guitars are belong to us."
(Meant to be grammatically incorrect)

+3 votes   media: It will be mine!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 10:25pm replied:

Damn. That is all too true...

+7 votes   media: BM-13 Katyusha
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 9:41am says:

In an alternate universe: Meanwhile, in Capitalist America... *waits for reply*

+12 votes   media: BM-13 Katyusha
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 7:17am replied:

Now I think about it, I'm not sure if he'd allow it to go to other mods, but he's a good modder; he's done Global Storm all by himself with the help of a few resources. If he had time, I think he MAY put in the effort to help.

+1 vote   article: WE NEED ANIMATORS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 5:29am says:

Good, but needs a dirtier, grittier look.

+3 votes   media: BF2 modding of the day: M110
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 5:06am replied:

There, renamed, better?

+3 votes   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 18 2013, 8:28pm replied:

Foxfort's made 3D iron and various scope sights.

+1 vote   article: WE NEED ANIMATORS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 18 2013, 9:50am replied:

A what turret on a non-french tank?

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 11 2013, 5:59am replied:

Yeah, I mean you wouldn't exactly wear this if you had to change from a forest battlefield to an heavily urbanised one. All camo must have a somewhat multi-environment element to it. Take a look at US Army camo in the desert, it's mainly green, but a drab green, so it can blend into the desert too.

+3 votes   media: EU Kit Geometries for RU
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2013, 10:49am says:

First thing, why do most have to have PIAT? Will some have AT rifles instead?
Second, for the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.

+1 vote   article: Possible kits for each Allied faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 27 2013, 11:44pm says:

If you could, for v0.55 or whatever is after 0.5, could you improve some maps?
For example, if you look at a could in real life, you can see it is closer or further to the ground from others, why not add a 2D cloud effect in the sky to give that effect. It would also look good and feel better for jet pilots.

-----Cloud 1-----

-----Cloud 2-----
-----Cloud 3-----
-----Cloud 4-----



Ground

If you get the badly done diagram.

+2 votes   article: Latest news from Global Storm
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 27 2013, 11:30pm says:

Why does everyone want ironsight? I find scopes (including reflex and holo) much more effective.

+4 votes   media: AK-74u
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 25 2013, 8:38pm says:

Its design was influenced by the continuous jamming of regular SMGs; instead of the magazine at the bottom and relying on a spring mechanism, the Owen SMG utilises gravity to help with the loading process. You can see the same stuff with the Bren and some AT rifles.

+2 votes   media: Owen Gun
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2013, 9:03pm replied:

Take some photos for me

+1 vote   article: Yukon Bridge
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2013, 6:33pm replied:

Then WTF are they doing INVADING AND CONQUERING THE OTHER SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES!?

+1 vote   article: Iceland Faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2013, 11:58pm says:

Will the Icelandic Coast Guard, as you said in the intro of the mod, be included?

+1 vote   article: Iceland Faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2013, 10:55am says:

I heard that reloading a Styer is a pretty difficult process. Heard there was a button you had to press before doing this and that etc.
Is that true?

+2 votes   media: Styer AUG
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 7 2013, 7:13am says:

What vehicle?

+1 vote   media: Are you ready for Chinese campaign ?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2013, 5:22am replied:

Thankyou.

+1 vote   media: Unimog (Model by Shilka234)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 2 2013, 9:32pm replied:

And perhaps have some doing things, like fetching wood, carrying baskets of food, farming even.
And in the far future, add some children that run around chasing each other, or playing some other way.

+1 vote   media: Coldly beautiful...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2013, 3:25am says:

Have you thought of re-doing the M4 reload animation?

+2 votes   media: HK 416 w/Reflex and M203
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2013, 12:04am says:

Now all that's needed, if possible, is HD-isze the rocks, water, and ground

+1 vote   media: Spetsnaz new skin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2013, 3:44am says:

Now what they need is Cryengine's super-realistic lighting, models, physics, and cross it with Frostbite 2's unparallelled destruction. THAT, would be the single best game of all this decade.

+1 vote   media: only 2 days left till crysis 3 !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2013, 10:54pm says:

Nuts and bolts and everything!
This is how it should have been done!

+2 votes   media: Keep your fingers crossed...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 20 2013, 5:26pm says:

But is that the skybox?

+1 vote   media: M16A4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2013, 9:45am replied:

Well played
And this will go on for each and every weapon?

+1 vote   media: PKP improved model and new animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2013, 1:21am says:

Near perfection.
When semi-HD textures are in and you finish the anims (not to be mean again, but I liked it when you held the PKP from underneath), this will be a perfect weapon.
Perhaps for the animations, you could roll left or right to move sideways?
Finally, a bit of muzzle flash would be superb.

+1 vote   media: PKP improved model and new animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 5 2013, 8:46pm replied:

*Too
But I agree

+1 vote   mod: 'Paradise Falls'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 5 2013, 3:12am replied:

It was, after all, developed to replace the panther and panther II

+1 vote   media: The E-50 in-game
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 15 2012, 4:42am replied:

Can you code bots to destroy them at least?

+1 vote   media: Rucksacks
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 24 2012, 9:03am says:

What precisely is an FSAA 'injector' anyway?
You have outdone yourself BTW.

+4 votes   media: Gimme cake now.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2012, 8:53am says:

@OsoDEADLY
Hearthfire is a DLC for Xbox 360 only, so if you could sort of recreate that on PC, that'd be awesome.

+3 votes   mod: Skyrim Enhancement Project
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2012, 8:12pm says:

I thought that the mods were listed by the latest update

+2 votes   mod: ZombieA
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 7 2012, 8:23pm says:

If it was released, then where's the download?
P.S. sounds like Halo infection gametype.

+1 vote   mod: Kill the King
Level
11%
Indie
35
Avatar
Avatar
Offline Since
Jan 30, 2015
Country
Australia Australia
Gender
Male
Member Watch
Track this member
Comment Statistics
Posts per day
2.5
Members
305
Games
13
Mods
553
Articles
113
Media
1,854
Downloads
33
Engines
2
Groups
28