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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:43am says:

Hate to burst your bubble, but...

Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.

+4 votes     media: Safety first!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:37am replied:

It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.

+4 votes     media: Women driving
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:35am says:

Needs to be bigger resolution and slower. I can only see Obama and Putin.

+5 votes     media: global fight
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 9:27pm replied:

Because.
It just is.

+2 votes     media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:04pm replied:

I wish it was a friendly.
The guy looks too nice to be a baddie, but he is.

+3 votes     media: CoD2 uniforms - more German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 10:25am says:

What map?
Am I able to get it?

+1 vote     media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3 HIMARS)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:51am says:

If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.

+5 votes     media: Some Screenies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:48am replied:

*Pulls pin*
*Holds*
*Poof*
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"

+5 votes     media: CoD2 weapons update (Nebelkerze smoke)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:46am replied:

I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.

+4 votes     media: CoD2 uniforms - German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:38pm replied:

Please do.

+4 votes     media: CoD2 uniforms - German winter heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:37pm replied:

Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.

+1 vote     media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:34pm replied:

And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!

+5 votes     media: Random Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:57pm says:

Dude, don't make me sad. This is supposed to make me laugh? Stop. You're depressing me.

+1 vote     media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:47pm says:

So a planet was blown up by a single plant sperm cell?
...Intriguing.

+1 vote     media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm says:

I call Deja Moo

+2 votes     media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm replied:

You mean... like... THIS?
*pinches*

+6 votes     media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 17 2014, 8:45pm says:

Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Amateur.

0 votes     media: Jurassic Park Aftermath - Update 4
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:31pm replied:

Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.

+2 votes     media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:29pm says:

I'm left wondering whether anyone aside from Australians have ever had Tim-Tams. Seriously.

+1 vote     media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:43am replied:

Sharing is caring, matey.

+4 votes     media: Software - Free Trials
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:41am replied:

Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.

+3 votes     media: Thats how you do sport !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:22am says:

"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"

+3 votes     media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:18am replied:

The curse that is sentience, right?

+2 votes     media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:14am replied:

I realise... that it has never happened much before... yes you are right...

+2 votes     media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:22pm says:

I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.

+6 votes     media: Burn compilation.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:21pm replied:

The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.

+1 vote     media: Tweet a selfie
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 9:23am says:

Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.

+9 votes     media: GROM Assaulter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:26am replied:

...N-n-n-n-n-no b-b-b-b-better...

+5 votes     media: The sky has eyes.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:45pm replied:

*Dangerous and violent

I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"

...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!

+8 votes     media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 8:37pm replied:

In India.
And Africa.
And China.
And Americas.
With slaves.
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.

+6 votes     media: have some more humour
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