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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2015 replied:

For reading what?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 10 2015 says:

Strangled by Picachu on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Well, I'm not exactly feeling electric about the situation...

+8 votes   media: How will you die?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2015 says:

Damn.
I never knew Mario was one cold motherf*cker.

+5 votes   media: sad
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015 replied:

But it isn't funny.
It's not humourous or satirical or a parody of anything.
This is genuine foolery that should not be celebrated, like planking on the balcony railings of thirteen storey buildings.
This doesn't belong here.

+11 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015 replied:

Say what?

+2 votes   media: Yet again another Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015 says:

How, so much strength in that arm.
I wonder how he gained so much... muscle...

...Oh.

+5 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015 replied:

They could have, I don't know, bought a pole that holds the paint roller so they can reach higher places.

+4 votes   media: Darwin's Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015 replied:

Is there a problem?

+1 vote   media: Metal Bruce Almighty
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015 says:

Never be the last to wake up at a slumber party.
Ever.
Dem saints knew it long before anyone else did.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015 replied:

1. Because they are people taken from renaissance art and animated in a gif to do #SWAGY stuff.
2. Because Jesus will never know what it is like to go underwater.
3. Because they are cool.

+4 votes   media: new renaissance
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2015 replied:

Hight by width by length.

2m x 2.7m x 3.7m. Usually (corner rooms temperamental). You have the files, you can measure them yourself.

To compensate for carnivores taller than 3m, all we need to do is scale the building up.

+1 vote   media: Tavorkan - Carnivore City Components
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015 replied:

Didn't think you'd reply that fast.
Media0.giphy.com

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015 says:

For the carnivores, I am trying to stick to a Mesoamerican art and architectural style without too much use of levels - giant steps, like with their pyramids.
I just need more building variants. But houses in their society are just a room for a family. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ONE ROOM?
Terrace, is all I can think of, but that would lead back to levels.
If anyone can help with conceptualising, I would much appreciate it.

+2 votes   media: Tavorkan - Carnivore City Components
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015 replied:

Thankyou, Omer.
I try m best, by as I cannot animate (yet), texture, or code, I am unable to go anywhere in my quest to create my game.
You don't happen to have any free time to assist, do you? :)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015 replied:

And dwarves are always Scottish.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2015 says:

The conference should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
But you shouldn't side with China, cos that's just
whack.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2015 replied:

1st mission is being devised now - clarity has been struck while I have been mining my mind for answers.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2015 replied:

Please, do tell.
A story I am writing is nearing 100% completion. If a sequel were to be made, not that one would be, the ideal location would be in either Colombia or Brazil.
Is it the government? If so, why? Or if not, what is it?
I try to be as politically correct when depicting foreign countries, seeing as I will never visit them, being a poor Australian kid.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015 replied:

Yet owning assault and anti-material rifles is.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015 says:

No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015 says:

But what if Putin ate Poutine???

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015 says:

King Julian hit his mid-life crisis?

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015 replied:

I agree, but it appears they've not disregarded our input: if you pay close attention these variants are similar to A2 and B2 of the last pic, they've just added a tower. But, to me, it makes these ones look more like a Command Centre.

+4 votes   media: EU Factory v.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015 says:

A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.

+1 vote   media: EU Factory v.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 26 2015 replied:

Hey, you try acting sad when you have a sexy Spanish accent (not that I'm into that sort of stuff (no ****)).

+1 vote   media: For fun
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 26 2015 replied:

That's the worst case scenario. The more realistic, but no less uncomfortable, is not finishing in the stall in time to GTFO of the bathroom before the other guy. Imagine being caught with your pants down - per se ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - while you're washing your hands. What would you say after he's punched you across the chin?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 25 2015 says:

Just like there's prank callers, there are also prank stallers.

+5 votes   media: Something from the archives
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015 replied:

Captain?

+2 votes   media: Some stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015 says:

I KNEW IT!
He WAS made in Russia.

+6 votes   media: Found them on the internet....
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