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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ . . .

Eh. There's always that distant cousin or family friend or whatnot.
But what's it to him? I know how it's all going to end anyway: everyone dies no matter what.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ ...

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE NON-AUSTRALIAN SH*T! AUSTRALIA HAS DESERTS, DROUGHTS, BUSHLAND, AND GREAT WHITE SHARKS! AUSTRALIA HAS THE FUNNEL WEB SPIDER WHOSE VENOM IS SO ABUNDANT IT DRIPS FROM ITS FANGS! AUSTRALIANS HAS THE ONLY TWO KNOWN MONOTREMES IN THE WORLD - THE ECHIDNA AND THE PLATYPUS - ONE OF IS COVERED IN SPINES, AND THE OTHER HAS TWO POISONED SPURS!
ALL AUSTRIA HAS IS CHICKEN SCHNITZELS, SNOWY ALPS, AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF HITLER!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT F*CKING MIRACLES, PUNK-*** B*TCH, GET YOUR F*CKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU DO! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE REAL MIRACLE?! IF YOU LEARNED YOUR F*CKING GEOGRAPHY!

Sincerely,
Someone-Who-Is-Not-A-B*tch

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ ...

I ain't your mate, buddy.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ ...

*Facepalm*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ ...

Why Austrians are so bad.
Why AUSTRIANS are so bad.
AUSTRIANS.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ MasterofMetal

For reading what?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ How will you die?

Strangled by Picachu on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Well, I'm not exactly feeling electric about the situation...

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ sad

Damn.
I never knew Mario was one cold motherf*cker.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Here is our winner of Darwin Awards

But it isn't funny.
It's not humourous or satirical or a parody of anything.
This is genuine foolery that should not be celebrated, like planking on the balcony railings of thirteen storey buildings.
This doesn't belong here.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Here is our winner of Darwin Awards

How, so much strength in that arm.
I wonder how he gained so much... muscle...

...Oh.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Darwin's Awards

They could have, I don't know, bought a pole that holds the paint roller so they can reach higher places.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Metal Bruce Almighty

Is there a problem?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ new renaissance

Never be the last to wake up at a slumber party.
Ever.
Dem saints knew it long before anyone else did.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ new renaissance

1. Because they are people taken from renaissance art and animated in a gif to do #SWAGY stuff.
2. Because Jesus will never know what it is like to go underwater.
3. Because they are cool.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Tavorkan - Carnivore City Components

Hight by width by length.

2m x 2.7m x 3.7m. Usually (corner rooms temperamental). You have the files, you can measure them yourself.

To compensate for carnivores taller than 3m, all we need to do is scale the building up.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ MasterofMetal

Didn't think you'd reply that fast.
Media0.giphy.com

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Tavorkan - Carnivore City Components

For the carnivores, I am trying to stick to a Mesoamerican art and architectural style without too much use of levels - giant steps, like with their pyramids.
I just need more building variants. But houses in their society are just a room for a family. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ONE ROOM?
Terrace, is all I can think of, but that would lead back to levels.
If anyone can help with conceptualising, I would much appreciate it.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ MasterofMetal

Thankyou, Omer.
I try m best, by as I cannot animate (yet), texture, or code, I am unable to go anywhere in my quest to create my game.
You don't happen to have any free time to assist, do you? :)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ have some humor

And dwarves are always Scottish.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Obama State Of The Union Remix

The conference should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
But you shouldn't side with China, cos that's just
whack.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ Company logo?

1st mission is being devised now - clarity has been struck while I have been mining my mind for answers.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ have some humor

Please, do tell.
A story I am writing is nearing 100% completion. If a sequel were to be made, not that one would be, the ideal location would be in either Colombia or Brazil.
Is it the government? If so, why? Or if not, what is it?
I try to be as politically correct when depicting foreign countries, seeing as I will never visit them, being a poor Australian kid.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ have some humor

Yet owning assault and anti-material rifles is.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ have some humor

No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ have some humor

But what if Putin ate Poutine???

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ have some humor

King Julian hit his mid-life crisis?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ EU Factory v.2

I agree, but it appears they've not disregarded our input: if you pay close attention these variants are similar to A2 and B2 of the last pic, they've just added a tower. But, to me, it makes these ones look more like a Command Centre.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal @ EU Factory v.2

A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.

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