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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015, 10:27am says:

No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 11:11pm replied:

Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit, and Ulfric Stormcloak from Skyrim.
Thorin hates the elves because they refused to help the dwarves at Erebor when Smaug took the mountain. The refused to help because Thorin's father humiliated the elves by basically forcing them to say that the dwarves are better because he had a special gem, the Arkenstone (at least in the movies).
Ulfric hates the elves (mind you any race other than human (at least in the lore)) because of the White-Gold Concordat made between The Empire and the Aldermeri Dominion. The Concordat ensured peace, but at the cost of the banning of certain religions (one of which being the worship of Talos, a Nord god), and persecution of any who oppose the agreement. The Empire and the Emperor is now essentially the Dominion's b*tch and must do whatever the Dominion wants under pain of war and probable defeat. Ulfric opposes this and has gained a lot of followers, and such a rebellion has errupted in Skyrim, demanding freedom from The Empire.
Captain out.
*Ninja smoke!*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:59pm says:

But what if Putin ate Poutine???

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:57pm replied:

Iceland is ranked most peaceful. Probably because they don't have an army. The best they have is the coast guard.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:55pm says:

King Julian hit his mid-life crisis?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:07am replied:

I agree, but it appears they've not disregarded our input: if you pay close attention these variants are similar to A2 and B2 of the last pic, they've just added a tower. But, to me, it makes these ones look more like a Command Centre.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:04am says:

A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 26 2015, 9:36am replied:

Hey, you try acting sad when you have a sexy Spanish accent (not that I'm into that sort of stuff (no ****)).

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 26 2015, 9:34am replied:

That's the worst case scenario. The more realistic, but no less uncomfortable, is not finishing in the stall in time to GTFO of the bathroom before the other guy. Imagine being caught with your pants down - per se ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - while you're washing your hands. What would you say after he's punched you across the chin?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 25 2015, 9:24am says:

Just like there's prank callers, there are also prank stallers.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015, 9:06pm replied:

Dat XBONE iz massiv, cud kil sum1 wid dat.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015, 5:48am replied:

Captain?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015, 5:48am says:

I KNEW IT!
He WAS made in Russia.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:09pm says:

Hades (as cliche as the name is) probably had close quarters combat training. And if you paid attention to the cutscene, your partner never had a clear shot to do a jab or a kick or some kind of thrusting motion to push him back.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:05pm replied:

Do we have dragons?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2015, 8:04pm says:

Makes traffic lights to go green and causes cars to crash, endangering the lives of the innocent drivers.
Makes gas lines explode, disrupting the ability to cook and heat the homes for hundreds if not thousands.
Makes the entire city suffer a blackout, creating the potential for there to be one or more accidental deaths.

Adrien Pierce be like "Still a good person LOL!"

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 19 2015, 7:20pm says:

Their Britishness is so strong that their hats levitate!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 6:51pm replied:

He's like an MP5 MLG, but better.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 12:12pm replied:

Loose Bond reference makes my fedora tip.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 12:11pm replied:

It will be in a game I'm attempting to develop with friends. That is, IF the game is good enough and we don't lose interest.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 18 2015, 2:15am replied:

Legless Lego Legolas.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 17 2015, 8:10am replied:

9

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2015, 7:04pm replied:

Filthee skrub, I no start dis agen wid u.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2015, 7:02pm replied:

Perhaps this may help.
A5.mzstatic.com

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2015, 11:10am replied:

Oh, I don't know, I'm just taking a wild guess here, perhaps it was the "F*ck you!" part?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 15 2015, 12:47pm replied:

I guess that is why you are known as Twisted Headache?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2015, 6:53pm replied:

Dude...
Let the guy float his boat, okay? Deal with it.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2015, 6:32am replied:

[Insert generic comment complaining why someone downvoted my comment]

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2015, 8:43pm replied:

How old are you?
I'm 16 and I don't know the meaning of sleepiness. Don't know what the rest of my classmates complain about. I can get less that 3 hours sleep and I'll be okay.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2015, 8:40pm replied:

They could have meant Wunderwaffe, or Wonder Weapon, which I believe is the informal name of the V-1 and V-2 rockets.
But hey, at least they're better than nebelwerfers.
They werf nebels.

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