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Green? Is there a historical reason why, or... I've only ever seen tracers as yellow.
I DO have positive dreams, though, and I keep a dream journal (in hopes of achieving a lucid dream), but we're on the subject of nightmares, so...
Another one I've had is one where I'm motionless. I'm sitting in a park bench facing a tall waterfall in the centre of a forested park. A stage coach has just dropped me off.
On the opposite side of the fountain is a giant crocodile, quite well camouflaged in its grey skin so that it blends in with the grey pavement and stonework.
I speak, and no matter what I say, even if it IS the truth, it is deemed a lie. And little by little, with each true lie I tell, the crocodile moves closer until it is right in front of me.
Does it eat me?
It bites my limbs of one by one, joint by joint - each lie I tell it bites, and my conscious self feels a blunt pain in the corresponding area. And the dream repeats infinitely until I wake up, not scared, but shaken.
It's been a long time since I've had that dream (sometimes I've had the same dream or nightmare years apart), but it's one of the first I can remember accurately.
So... Freddy Krueger?
Last night I dreamed I was Qui-Gonn Jin (Liam Neeson) from Star Wars sent to investigate a string of murders. The most recent victim was someone very close to me. In all instances the victims had been savagely torn and slashed. Can't remember how I gained the evidence, but I soon found myself going out to the woods where I found a wooden shack. Out back was a cage, except t was bloody, and open. And after investigating the supposedly abandoned property I discovered a torture chamber, with the walls caked in blood and a single chair in the centre with shackles for hands and feet.
Turned out the killer was a werewolf permanently locked in his transformed state that escaped from that cage. The owner of the property had been feeding him random travellers and would have continued to had he not been consumed himself.
I still remember the thick grey mattered fur and the grizzled bars of the cage.
I woke up twice during it (rare to have the same dream through two cycles of sleep), and when I went to get out of bed I was scarred of seeing bared teeth through the dark.
Far out it was scary.
So, yeah, even at 16 I do what the GIF does at times.
Anyone else have a dream/nightmare with comparable scares?
"Does anyone know where this... Farkwod guy is?"
Inconspicuous innuendo in a kids' movie is inconspicuous.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Might I ask, what program do you use to model weapons, and what do you use to animate them in?
More so, would you have any idea which would be a good program to model NPCs and a player (1p/3p) at all?
Where'd you find that?
(MLGs will know)
Still have no idea what any of these references mean.
I guess it's because I don't play WoW.
There are some actual words in there:
"He go dog rar" (0:18)
Again, don't know why I wanted to share, I just wanted to.
Haven't you seen Naruto?
Bruce is just charging up his chakra.
Nah, I'm taking a wild guess and saying Fifty Shades of Grey.
When you remember that test was today and you didn't study for it.
When you remember the test was today and you didn't study for it.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE NON-AUSTRALIAN SH*T! AUSTRALIA HAS DESERTS, DROUGHTS, BUSHLAND, AND GREAT WHITE SHARKS! AUSTRALIA HAS THE FUNNEL WEB SPIDER WHOSE VENOM IS SO ABUNDANT IT DRIPS FROM ITS FANGS! AUSTRALIANS HAS THE ONLY TWO KNOWN MONOTREMES IN THE WORLD - THE ECHIDNA AND THE PLATYPUS - ONE OF IS COVERED IN SPINES, AND THE OTHER HAS TWO POISONED SPURS!
ALL AUSTRIA HAS IS CHICKEN SCHNITZELS, SNOWY ALPS, AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF HITLER!
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT F*CKING MIRACLES, PUNK-*** B*TCH, GET YOUR F*CKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU DO! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE THE REAL MIRACLE?! IF YOU LEARNED YOUR F*CKING GEOGRAPHY!
I ain't your mate, buddy.
Why Austrians are so bad.
Why AUSTRIANS are so bad.
Strangled by Picachu on top of the Eiffel Tower.
Well, I'm not exactly feeling electric about the situation...
They could have, I don't know, bought a pole that holds the paint roller so they can reach higher places.
For the carnivores, I am trying to stick to a Mesoamerican art and architectural style without too much use of levels - giant steps, like with their pyramids.
I just need more building variants. But houses in their society are just a room for a family. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ONE ROOM?
Terrace, is all I can think of, but that would lead back to levels.
If anyone can help with conceptualising, I would much appreciate it.
Yet owning assault and anti-material rifles is.
No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit, and Ulfric Stormcloak from Skyrim.
Thorin hates the elves because they refused to help the dwarves at Erebor when Smaug took the mountain. The refused to help because Thorin's father humiliated the elves by basically forcing them to say that the dwarves are better because he had a special gem, the Arkenstone (at least in the movies).
Ulfric hates the elves (mind you any race other than human (at least in the lore)) because of the White-Gold Concordat made between The Empire and the Aldermeri Dominion. The Concordat ensured peace, but at the cost of the banning of certain religions (one of which being the worship of Talos, a Nord god), and persecution of any who oppose the agreement. The Empire and the Emperor is now essentially the Dominion's b*tch and must do whatever the Dominion wants under pain of war and probable defeat. Ulfric opposes this and has gained a lot of followers, and such a rebellion has errupted in Skyrim, demanding freedom from The Empire.
But what if Putin ate Poutine???
Iceland is ranked most peaceful. Probably because they don't have an army. The best they have is the coast guard.
King Julian hit his mid-life crisis?
Hey, you try acting sad when you have a sexy Spanish accent (not that I'm into that sort of stuff (no ****)).
Just like there's prank callers, there are also prank stallers.
I KNEW IT!
He WAS made in Russia.
Do we have dragons?
Their Britishness is so strong that their hats levitate!
Loose Bond reference makes my fedora tip.
It will be in a game I'm attempting to develop with friends. That is, IF the game is good enough and we don't lose interest.
Legless Lego Legolas.
Let the guy float his boat, okay? Deal with it.
[Insert generic comment complaining why someone downvoted my comment]
How old are you?
I'm 16 and I don't know the meaning of sleepiness. Don't know what the rest of my classmates complain about. I can get less that 3 hours sleep and I'll be okay.
They could have meant Wunderwaffe, or Wonder Weapon, which I believe is the informal name of the V-1 and V-2 rockets.
But hey, at least they're better than nebelwerfers.
They werf nebels.
For when you need to fool the snipers in winter...
Minus piercing, it's sweet.
Colour is of no concern: we can just have a texture randomiser each spawn, like a slot machine. So this Bokoso with these colours will have this armour set. Think Skyrim's Automatic Variants mod.
Not bad, not bad at all.
Also, shoulder pads.
Will these wallpapers rotate, or do you want us to choose one?
Actually turned out better than expected. Not that I doubted your drawing skills; it was whether your interpretation was close to my vision. And this is damn close. All that needs to be added are thigh guards, the leaf near the pelvis removed, the and the bone (or gold) helmet replaced with wood. You've drawn what is closest to a Bokoso warrior, but for bigger carnivores and herbivores try a slightly more upright posture.
I'm trying with Sculptris to make base models, but I'm just so easily intimidated and quickly shut it off before I bugger up.
Battlebr19o, we need to meet again soon.
Pinkman used attract,
You are sexually confused.
Niggas can call niggas "niggas".
White niggas can't call niggas "niggas"; it is an insult.
If niggas calls white niggas "niggas", it is a mark of respect.
200 years on and "nigga" is now both a compliment and an insult. Go figure.
There is no such thing as a "Girl Gamer", just a "Gamer".
Just some have bigger breasts than others.
Bro do u even humour
Your head is just full of sh*t.
I guess the joke went over your head.
Meh. Who needs friends and girlfriends when you have followers and a wife in Skyrim.
Your relationship with your hands, however...
Nah, seriously, I'm okay not being in a relationship of any kind. I'm asexual; no girls, no boys. I can be a SMOOTH pickup line dropper, but I won't even consider a relationship.
Friends are all I need.
Happy New Year.
I'm sorry you're such a fegget, mate.
My this-is-where-we'll-find-big-dinosaurs sense are tingling.
Forsooth! Ponder did one upon the reason for the lack of the correct word in the spelling suggestions. Well aware was the one known as MasterofMetal, who doth not misspell words lightly.
Unscrupulous knave, better known as "jfpoliveira12", his grammar mayn't be perfect, but he is not one to poorly spell. And it gives you, unscrupulous knave, no reason to downvote his post, for the original message was clear, you insensitive scrub lord.
Because you're not Turtwig.
Dec the halls with their guts and eyes
Kill and mame and choke and pillage
Burn down the innocent village
That moment when you realise an inanimate object gets more McLovin' than you.
Speaking of which, where did his "friends" go? The burglar, the pilot-chicken, and whatever that last purple thing was. They just... *swishes hands* ...went away, and no one asked anything about their leaving.
..."And human makes a nuclear warhead with which to kill tens of thousands of other humans."
It's what I think (in approximation due to the limitations of my drawing skills) an Iguanodon looks like.
As was the intention.
It's more to do with the lighting in this case: I don't know why but BF2 has never really been perfect with lighting up models that are not part of the terrain.
I find it more of a problem that people's ego (and perhaps their whole lives) revolve solely around their Facebook/Twitter/social media status.
Seriously, you're thinking of committing suicide because of a jerk or jerks posting something mean? You probably have a life outside your screen! Parents! Friends! Hotlines that have actually been set up to prevent suicide! BLOODY HELL!
I know we're supposed to empathise with these people, but... Yeah...
You have a scope, which implies you're going to shoot.
But the tank is aiming at you.
Who is in trouble exactly?
Fill them with love.
Where the dark, I-don't-give-a-flying-f*ck-about-society side of people is finally revealed.
It's like Mad Max bandits (or any 1980s Post-Apocalypse survivors for that matter) came together and created their own nation.
In a country with a population of ~319,309,000 people?
$600,000,000 divided by 319,309,000 = $1.87905759.
I'd say it's more of an education problem right now.
There are 6 letters.
My Grandma uses letters.
Grandma was a air traffic controller for the RAF in post-war Germany.
Hitler's bodyguard was known as the SS.
Now let's do the maths.
6 - 3 - 2 = 1.
Illuminati has 1 eye.
Could it be?
Let's go deeper.
ABF rhymes with Sabbath
Star Wars Episode I-III.
Rise of the evil Galactic Empire.
Illuminati is an evil galactic empire.
Jokes on you, I don't have black friends!
Holy sh*t I'm a racist!
Kills murderous dragons.
Still has to clean the Jarls' toilets.
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem like it's going to go anywhere.
But that's what she said.
And this is original content?
Just out of curiosity, what program(s) did you use?
Praise the Lambeosaurus!
Butt Y? P1zza fillz dee bawks. Iz good.
Half Life 3 is the third in a series of games.
A triangle has three sides and three points.
There is an 'I' in Half Life.
There is an eye in Illuminati.
GABE WANTS YOUR MONEY TO FUND ILLUMINATI!
STOP THE GABE!
SEAL YOUR WALLETS!
HIDE YOUR KIDS AND WIFE!
NOWHERE IS SAFE!
Australia cannot into attendings.
Is of not enough relevance.
I think this is called Spam.
And for today's forecast: 46 degrees (I assume Fahrenheit) with skies clearing to reveal the bright warm NOPE once more.
Infinity Ward would like to know why you're still working on the same product for so long now.
QUICK! TAKE MY LIKE AND JOIN ARMS!
LET US BE BROTHERS (and sisters) IN THIS WAR!
I told you it was coming soon.
Favourite ModDB moment.
An image I posted a while back on the Humour, Satire, Parody group.
It is of a BF2 bot from Final War hanging himself in shame of being a product of a company that is now forsaking the franchise by becoming more... CoD-like. I shudder at the phrase.
Glorified Cops and Robbers, anyone?
Influenced by the Honest Trailers by Screen Junkies on Youtube.
Me, Battlebro19, Cod_Fish, and Metalfan321 played a game once. Results are SO close. Favourite CoD moment.
Does not my avatar already say that?
Well... I am an amateur author, as I think I've said before... so... I have that going for me, which is nice. It's about a robot dinosaur with emotions and so far is 201 pages long, and the end is in sight. All you really ned to know: it is set in 2118, it has robots, a dinosaur, and more than a few jokes about our current society. Oh, and guns.
But it only lasts a day... so...
What it looks like: plugging in a power adapter cord
What it feels like: plugging in a power adapter cord
Depends how deep it goes.
The joke, of course - how deep the JOKE goes.
Well YOUR mother's so fat that it's really starting to concern me; I think she should see a doctor for her eating disorder.
*Pulls out M1014 shotgun*
Get the hell away! I'm sharing those rolls with him. The possum is unafraid of me, thus it is a bro. Bros don't let bros be cooked, bro.
Took me a bit.
It's for your dad.
'Tis a past I am not proud of. Need a few more drinks to put my mind at rest...
I think he violated the lowest point of the dress code.
If you catch my meaning, heh heh.
Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?
My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.
I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.
Rocket is made too.
For your Captain, head to the Description.
I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Now go, save your people. They need you.
I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.
Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.
*Thalmor spy spots you*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.
So the Chinese will also be in the mod?
That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.
Fifty thousand people used to live here... now it's a ghost town.
(CoD fans will know)
Table for one, please.
Gaming brings together all the FPS players who ever had a sexual relationship with your mother.
Never has Destruction looked so beautiful
Silence, conscript, else I shall report you to the Commissar.
When there's only one slice of pizza left...
Take my like, Admiral, for being here when the Captain was not.
Was the SW1917 used by the Rangers in the 1940s?
The quality of an AAA game, but made by one person.
They of havings the stronker tanks?
Truth level: [insert level of truth here]
Can you do beer too?
It isn't a tropical resort unless you have a Bintang there too.
Oh, I was expecting a dog. Or maybe I was thinking of a Shetland.
Won't be saying that when there's a velociraptor in there with you.
Yeah, I guess he could make fishing rods if he wanted.
Why is Kazakstan not liked? I am but a humble Australian whose country does not care for the affairs of the big bad outside world except where America and Britain are involved.
The Vlad Knight rises!
Fast and Furious: Spicy Takeout's Revenge
An EOD bot?
Why not MAARS?!
Because, comrade, if he spot you being disloyal to Motherland he whip out pistol, and names no matter when guns involved.
'TIS BLASPHEMOUS, I SAY!
He's the EA guy for hype, talking about new games and how they're different from one another and innovative. Unfortunately, everything he says is bullsh*t.
Emiliomau was probably referring to the model quality and textures.
You can be *****... but it doesn't work too well. For the enemy, that is. Your call.
OH NO! AIR VIKINGS!
Perhaps the most realistic lighting I've seen in a BF2 mod.
When can there be a download with all the progress made so far?
I can only hope (please know I mean this in the best way possible) it was a quick death with little or no pain. But it is not others' to know what any of us become involved in when not on ModDB - any of us could be doing something terribly wrong or terribly right. Who knows?
Then again, he could have been just a victim of an act of random violence.
No one can say.
And even if he was doing bad, it is still a death, and that cannot be ignored. Whatever race, creed, nationality, beliefs - whatever - a death is a death and nothing can change that.
From Australia, and a person who barely knew him, I send my condolences to his family, lest they come to this website for any reason.
It is resting on their faith in the monarchy.
The more you know.
Is anyone else through with humanity?
Wait, we can choose to go in FISTS ONLY?
Yeah boy! I'm going to punch my enemies to death!
(Joke on account of camera perspective not having weapon)
Was there something wrong with the previous version?
What is it?
And I be too young...
I guess CadianConscript will be safe from Demeantors then since he cannot into optimism.
And only an idiot would choose her over your friends?
Aww, but that means I can't shoot them so easily!
Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?!
Correction: *.Bore dump =(
Is there any truth in this?
Bro, do you even optimist?
*Goes for hi-five*
*Realises it is but a screen*
*Feels sad I cannot give thanks to a bro who knows his stuff*
Bcuz em illitrat I undrstud ur sentens.
Or rather, it play mercilessly with you and or your corpse.
I'm not a S.T.A.L.K.E.R modder. You know that. I can't mod anything.
Here I can export then as .dae files and those are basically .obj files, so it's all good.
...Who needs enemies?
So you're saying that Germany's marvel of strength will, in the early days, dominate mass production products but will eventually be overrun by the sheer numbers?
Hasn't that already happened?
It would be funnier if Belarus was Ukraine.
And he had a good reason for his actions too, not just "I'm going to make Beiber my b*tch... oh wait".
Can the models be added to the vanilla mod?
Blender is an animator as well?
Damn, it seems my schools has gone overboard in that case. They purchased the Autodesk Designer Suite which includes Motionbuilder, Softimage, Mudbox, Maya, and others.
Currently I'm doing an animated short, and it involves dinosaurs. That's why I've been bugging you.
Animated in what program?
It's funny because it's sad.
As a foreigner this is funny as hell
Try being Australia in the last World Cup. There were so many foul calls by the referees in our games that we were kicked out before we had our third/fourth match.
It's even worse when I don't understand the political references either.
And the final insult is that there's no Captain to explain things.
Because if you do it at least three times, it's called science.
Leaellynasaura too! But that's just a request. You don't need too.
I guess, then, I am a woman.
Sharing is caring.
Damn, Sweden. First you tempt me with your education and advanced social standards, and now THIS!
You did not pay attention to the WC, did you?
Jokes, guys, jokes.
I do not see why people hate him so much (if you use this image as your whole basis).
I don't see why people hate him so much.
*In reference to Hitler gif*
This password is not the one that causes my oven to go to the 'supernova' setting, is it?
BF2 + ENB = Better than BF4
Is not enough.
Need stronker ekonomy
Do a Suarez on the least likeable character amongst ourselves.
(Louis Suarez is a soccer-playing cannibal)
Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!
This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.
YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$
Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.
God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...
So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.
Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?
But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.
Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?
They confuse Austria with Australia.
No. I have never been molested by necromorphs, I am proud to say.
But no Poland
It is the damn sexiest concept for a tank I have ever seen. Search it: PL-01
Poland cannot into World Cup either?
Worldball be like:
"Don't worry about your parasite problem, Worldball, Asteroidball will be here any decade now. And if he isn't, it seems like Sunball is your last hope."
And it's not like the government uses the funds they get from taxes to fund the military or whatever (cut taxes not defense)...
Want another ticket for a Feel Trip on the Feel Train to Feeladelphia located in the Feelippines?
Actually I doubt the rest are this good.
First is usually best.
I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing is happening.
And no oil.
I like Russia.
And I know Putin is turning out to be a bad guy, but i like him too.
Is anyone else's allegiance mixed up?
Why would an Iguanodon and an Allosaurus be in the M.I.S.E.R.Y modification?
"You want to reenact D-Day?"
"You go prep Alaska while I fetch my Spetsnaz."
"Because I need some oily lubricant if I'm going to invade your back door."
Okay, I've posted a few images and gifs that I think are funny. Do I get a medal now? Or a cookie?
Or the blood, sweat and tears of my enemies? I will not go lower than that.
I married a dog because I'm in love with it. Would have preferred a dragon though...
Plez, no, not the episode with the dog!
I just cancel the damn thing.
For when someone says DC comics is better than Marvel.
Stole this one from ME didn't you, PIRATE?
I salute you.
It can be used in any environment so long as you have the right colour palette.
Bungie cord strapped to foot I do believe. In which case I hope he is SPARTA-ing off an overhang, otherwise the dude might smack into the building.
No, Stalin did. Placed his hand in the air and formed a fist: a rock.
WWII was a giant game of Paper Scissors Rock.
Did you read it?
Is it good?
Did it hit the feels?
If you can answer any of the three questions above, drop a comment, please. I need to know if I am still listened too. Sakura? Turkish? ACE? Magnus? Gordon? Battlebro?
This one is best: it has a dinosaur featured in it.
*Nuke silo constructed*
China will grow larger!
Ah, Tzeench, I praise thy forever changing form, for one year you are 50 years of age and the next you are 51.
Let me ask you... do you recall seeing a proper military soldier of Iran/Iraq/Turkey/Afghanistan (and many other Middle Eastern countries) or the United States Marine Corps ever dual wielding pistols?
You use a butterfly grip for a pistol, otherwise the recoil for any kind of pistol just goes BALLISTIC.
Not so much a bigger gun, just a bigger magazine. Like, a 3 billion bullet cartridge, just to be safe.
Then again you could always tell them that Beiber and 1D are signing autographs so that they all stand in a single-file line, then shoot a single bullet with a railgun to get 23 million headshots.
And actually, I don't mind One Direction.
Because they all have 1 D to share.
So? Does anyone want to read the stories?
Why is something sad on a humour site?
Meanwhile, in Fascist Germany... it seems as though the inbreeding caused by lack of genetic diversity has led to some interesting results...
To many a male pony however...
Business must be good with the eternal winter.
To balance the "superweapon" status, maybe you could add a blurred effect to anything not inside the scope barrel. I mean, take a look at Alpha Project from BF2.
Then again, maybe you want this to be OP on the enemy.
What needed changing?
Woe be the day we treat serious country-wide crises like something to laugh about.
It won't save me from Rexy, will it?
Okay, what did I say to get the downvotes? How can I repay debts?
I can't wait until they invade us. All of us. The entire world. Simultaneously. Like in MW3. Because then I can finally get that headshot killing spree I always dreamed of with my completely real M40A5.
Pack behaviour in the future?
When I decided to follow this game, I didn't sign up for an Avatar reboot.
Doesn't look like a proper Na'vi anyway.
I'm not going to be sheltered when I'm inside it, am I?
He's the modern terrorist.
Why use a bomb when you are The Bomb?
Actually, almost all recent game releases can be put into this nutshell too.
OMG IT'S SO PRETTY I'M GOING TO DIE!
We both are going to dine in hell.
I think you're putting Call of Duty to shame by doing this.
It's like Facebook, except less tardy and more games!
Jurassic Park Genesis is going to be so proud of its distant child!
I'll wait for walkthroughs.
This is made by Sledgehammer Games instead of Infinity Ward or Treyarch, and it definitely looks different compared to the other CoDs. I'd be willing to give Sledgehammer a shot if the story is good enough.
"But... vodka, I can't dance."
"Trust me bro, now you can."
Dude, just because I ride a kangaroo to school and beat off a couple of land-sharks doesn't mean I can not and will not listen.
I think we still need a serious post every now and then.
I mean, come on, you're scrolling through these serious posts, and then all of a sudden you get a funny one, and you're like "YEAH, FUNNINESS B*TCH!"
You mean you only knew about that JUST NOW? Dude, I have survived hundreds of those. My kangaroo always managed to hop me out of there in time though, before I suffered any third degree burns.
I hear the EU is the new Reichtangle, but I still do not fully understand.
How do you do the eyes? Hollow the socket out and then add a sphere object?
Don't call it "Fighting for the Wrong Side"!
Call it "They Will Nazi Us Coming".
It does not need to have the same 'communist' ideals (I say that because it never was communist, only totalitarian) to keep the Cold War alive.
Of course it will last.
Germany had its fun in 1939-45
Everyone laughs about it now.
If you are using an ENB, make a version that doesn't have it, or tell us how to remove it for those whose game crashes with an ENB.
I am one of those cases.
The countryball comic of Russia taking off the white and blue jumper to reveal it is still the USSR is seeming more true now.
I think it will be medium-sized with a lot of speed, agility, and a very mean attitude.
I like the USSR not for what it was, but what it could have been. IMO, it is perhaps the greatest of all social experiments in the world, that just went horribly wrong.
It just is.
Am I able to get it?
If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"
I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.
Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.
And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!
I call Deja Moo
You mean... like... THIS?
Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Sharing is caring, matey.
Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.
"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"
The curse that is sentience, right?
I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.
Seems like a well-polished character too. Nice textures and shading compatibility. Le0z98 had good taste.
*Dangerous and violent
I mean to correct you because that's what the crusaders were. Muslims and Christians went hand in hand until that Pope dude said "They're heretics! It's time to liberate the Holy Land!"
...My god, the Papal States was the Middle Ages equivalent of USA!
And hunting rifles.
And hunting slaves with hunting rifles.
With a cigar in mouth.
And monocle on eye.
Commies? What Commies? I only see a kid shaking levitating hands and guns.
Bird did it better.
Putin did it better than bird.
"And here at Jurassic Park we can see the Nope Bunker, it controls all the electricity that keep the Nopeosaurs in their pens. Currently we have a pack of Noperaptors occupying the Nope Bunker and are having technical difficulties removing them from the premises."
The bots don't follow my orders, even when I'm squad leader.
Made in what program?
Dying or laughing?
Or it could be called a Cubelander...
If there was ever someone who was born to be a Minecrafter, it would be the child of an Icelander and a Cuban.
I mean the vehicle is from BF3, right?
Do not belong in a humour gtoup
You paid for Geocontrol or do you have a demo version?
1.Send all the dipsh*ts to Mars, and by all I mean EVERY LAST ONE
2.Remind the USA that Mars is a RED planet that needs some capitalism
3.Wait for nuclear fireworks in the night sky
All these weapons and still no dinosaurs.
Or guilty, full stop.
After all, we're all terrorists according to the NSA.
*Glares menacingly at laptop camera*
My experience of Skyrim in a nutshell.
(Me being both Legolas and Aragorn)
*Join ze Reich
MEIN BEER! MEIN BEER! VHERE IS MEIN BEER VAITER?! I AM NOT A DEUTSCHLAND SOLDIER IF I DO NOT HAVE MEIN BEER IN MEIN HAND!
Mein beard too. Vhere is das?
I go for both parties.
They're a great duo of friends.
Australia is too sane of a place for my likings.
Holy sweet Jesus. You're telling me I can create an entire continent, not just an island!!!?
Always thought this would have been solely an ATGM sight.
"And then Jordan Gleeman figured out that he was surrounded. All hope was lost. He reliased he had nothing to lose and decided to go Rambo on them b*tches arses. He emptied his entire clip, tossed several grenades and took a lot of bullets to the chest, but still he stood, tall and proud as he watched an air strike strike in front of him, wiping all them motherf*ckers that was doing him harm. And he laughed."
THAT'S all Finnish for Dog/breeds of dog?
It's not a bug.
It's a bot hanging himself in shame because he was coded by the people who are now tarnishing everything the BF franchise stood for up to 2142.
Well... this generation needs to be taught lessons the past has brought us, and to think before they speak (or post).
Praise to Nurgle!
Only... women now need to have some kind of device for them so they can feel what it's liked to be kicked in the nether-regions as a man.
That s equalism, no?
This is the best campaign for any political candidate on the local, state, or federal level I have ever seen!
CLICK THE LINK
If you know what I'm saying.
Putin has a lot of territory to annex from her...
Anyone who likes neat and tidy things would get riled up at that, dude. You don't need OCD for that.
You only say that because you have this phobia. You don't want to be the cause of an empty beer glass.
It needed to be said.
*Cries with proudness*
Who says they need to be uncovered?
SECRET OIL TRUCK ANTI-TANK MINE!
*The falling tower
And lens falres. Don't forget lens flares.
Huzzah for the Bosnia and Herzegovinan!
He's Wally here in Australia too.
OH! That's why he's always depitced like a rectangle!
Gosh I'm thick.
Why not use The Obscure's HD USMC textures from BF2 Addons?
I bow to thee, master.
That was predetermined by the Red Green Blue colour index.
Unless you use LSD or some other *ahem* augmented reality tablets, you'll never see new colours.
And just in time too, I was getting bored.
They say human imagination is limitless.
I say to them "invent a new colour" and they shut up.
But sure enough, wait a short while, and people all around the world will show you ho limitless human stupidity can be.
READ MAH STORIES THEN!
I've recently started a series of 9 stories based around dinosaurs (not Jurassic Park). I'm up to story number 5.
I'm not smart enough to come up with my own stuff you know.
We say we want it to happen, but we really don't want an MW2/3 Makarov situation in real life.
Hey, HEY! I play both console and PC equally. I have Mount and Blade Warband and Battlefield 2, GTA IV, Dawn of War Dark Crusade and Jurassic Park Operation Genesis, not to mention Empire Total War on my PC. I play them all a lot. Most of the time even.
I fail to see why you guys hate consoles. They have their ups as well as their downs. So what?
What, don't you like a searingly hot jet engine roast the living daylights out of the ground beneath it as the jet itself launches its 16 Hydra missiles and fires its Vulcan gatling autocannon?
I swear she's the predecessor to JARVIS.
I remember something embarrassing I did YEARS ago and it ruins the rest of my day.
I don't like war, but damn I like military stuff.
Actually I ordered Watch Dogs for Xbox...
Does that exempt me from the liberation?
Actually the jets evolved from the planes, so the helicopter is the newcomer.
But recently VTOL jets have been discovered raoming the wild, so the helicopter is on the brink of extinction.
What yo talkin' 'bout? If dat BMP didn't get outta da way in time, it deserved ta tipped over!
I am going to play this mod when it updates.
Does the AH-1Z and Mi-28 have Anti Aircraft missiles?
Not to mention Koko the Gorilla.
And Alex the African Grey.
They're all too sad to go into.
Who are the three little trolls I see before I see Quebec?
Now drink it, AK151.
Such a good game if it weren't for the juvenile approach to the...
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
A$$ and t!tt!es, a$$ a$$ and t!tt!es
Because there are two types of girls in the game:
2 About to be
I thought the title implied humour would be served. Never have I been so wrong.
Why not H? Hydrogen is first and best!
I am not ashamed to admit I have 3 teddy bears. Daddy bear, mummy bear and baby bear. Toddler toys. I would never part with them. Ever.
You never know what demons have been released from the warp in the wake of a nuclear war.
Niko doesn't say that, Roman does, silly cartoonist.
Don't know what you're complaining about, mate. I love it here in Australia with all the Death Adders and bushfires and Kangaroos and Sharks and Spiders.
Show me a vid plz.
I must judge for myself.
It is only logical to practice how to be good at continuing the species.
Live long and fap well.
You must go deeper.
I write science-faction (science fact with a fictitious plot and setting).
I like this update.
This is a NICE update.
I was just going to say it seemed similar to Daqang Oilfields (I think that's the one). You know, the in-game trailer map.
I like it.
You did the same for me several weeks ago.
A package with your dispatch's head should be arriving at your doorstep by now.
I would too.
If I had money.
Russia started weeks ago.
Germany, you're getting old.
I thought it was the corset.
I am still confused over all the hate of EUball.
What is the EU doing to get this much hate? As an Australian, I am not too well informed on the opinions of Mother Britain's European friends.
FOR THE GLORY OF GERMAN ENGINEERING, THAT IS WHY!
I see no empty vodka bottles outside.
I call lies.
Should I buy the game just for that quote?
I love repeating this from the original:
"And so I says to Hans 'what mine'?"
I never knew Huusars were from Indonesia.
Never had a political dream before.
I better get out of here before the group moderators arrive!
Your time in solitary has made you vulgar, man.
I had a dream just last night. I was standing in the middle of a city full of skyscrapers and video billboards. I was on the corner of an intersection in said street. There was someone behind me whom I was ranting to (I don't know who, or whether they were a boy or girl), and I was ranting how I hated this society. Word for word:
"I hate this society! It's all become buy, sell, sell, buy! We build, we don't survive!"
There was something about Wall Street in there too, but I've never had a dream that has been that forefront with its message.
One of the best moments in Vladmir Putin's career. Not to mention the Internet's career.
One of my favorite PDWs.
Bushfires, snakes, kangaroos, emus, snakes, wasps, heat, bushfires, sharks, fish, snakes, coral, Australians, snakes, bushfires. Mate, they're all after us.
Except the magpies. I feed them often and there's not been a single swooping around my school for years.
I will give Russia credit for doing that - not causing a single casualty. But I don't know if I can agree with your statement about Nazism or Fascism on the rise in Ukraine. Has there been any confirmation of this?
Being in Australia, I only have a one-way perspective, and I see Russia invading the Ukraine under the guise of protecting its citizens when it is clearly after keeping a foothold in the Crimea region. That is how the news is portraying the situation. I hear the Ukraine is getting a new government in March through a democratic vote. I have heard nothing of Nazism or Fascism.
I swear tanks do not submerge like that.
Svir is used for T-72.
I don't see the ATGM launcher in any of the 3rd person shots.
Maybe make it a guided shell like in BF3 instead so you don't have to worry about editing the model.
Also, what faction is the opposing side?
Is Indonesia, Iceland, even Switzerland can of seeings the abomination the cartoonist has made.
P.P.S.S: Poland stronk!
Who are the PKK?
"My fellow Americans.
It has come to my attention that Canada has, for the past hundred years, been oppressed by a brutal regime of Moose, preventing the people from eating their own Poutine. These Moose have also been inventing WMDs, the likes of which have never been seen anywhere in the world. Rumour has it that the WMDs use experimental and extremely volatile 'sorry warheads', the effect of these warheads is to make the targeted population feel sorry for not bowing down to Moose supremacy. The Canadians have gone without their Poutine for long enough. It is time for the United States of America to bring back the Democracy to the people of Canada, while looting their oil reserves while we're at it. But let's not focus on the details. Liberty is coming to Canada, and not even the might of God or the Russian Federation will stop it.
God bless the soldiers and our drones, and God bless the United States of America."
Fair enough, no?
I've been writing using Microsoft Word with Font Size 12. Each chapter is at least 10 A4 pages in length. The story thus far has reached 246 pages.
Please, tell me what you think after reading. Since I'm so unsure of myself I keep seeking anyone's approval for the things I find pleasing.
Am I the only one around here who instantly scrolls to the nearest Countryball comic?
Who are the two ones anyway, Italy and Greece?
Dude, they still have Mylie Cyrus.
(Correct me if I am wrong, which I may be)
Pity it wasn't voted into reality.
And not tell many people what's burning in the process.
That's the media.
Y countryballs b mad at Putinland?
Y Britainball b happy?
Y Muricaball b callin' dipsh*t on EUball?
Y? Y U DO DIS?
I don't have a crush and no one has a crush on me.
And I'm okay with that.
I prefer to be alone playing games and writing my story all day.
What happened to "no new additions"?
Not accusing you or anything.
Or maybe I did not interpret your statement correctly.
I really see it as the USA's problem. The USA saw it and dumped it in the cocktail that makes lots of pop-stars stupid and/or crazy (or in this case are they the same thing?). It was not a faulty product, nor was it falsely labelled. It was just a teenage boy who had a relatively good voice and US businessmen said "Bring him in" and its ego went through the roof.
But it's funny as hell to see the cousins squabble.
*Flies away through the roof*
What IS this?
I not of gettings, probably cause is that I of Australia and Australians not of caring what is happens beyond borders unless it concerns America or Britain.
...Canada's seeking world domination? Since when?
*Slowly starts leaving for fear the insanity is contagious*
Audi and Russia orking together to butt-hurt the USA?
Intriguing. What do you call this recipe?
Some American soldiers in Iraq and find a map in an abandoned bunker.
It turns out to show the location of every terrorist camp in the world, even in Australia.
None of them can read modern measurements.
On a serious note, has there ever been a successful division of territory between two nations? I mean, an island two nations claim sovereignty over, then decide to split 50-50 and lived happily ever after (until WW3 of course)?
Maybe the sniper could be the JNG-90. It's a Turkish sniper rifle, thus used in the Middle East. If the MEC stands for Middle East Coalition, then it is logical to assume Turkey is part of the MEC.
*To myself* I think I am right, am I?
BF5: Putin v World
Boss battle: Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Crocodile Dundee Cyborg
Weapons of choice: Laser Eyes, Nuclear Smile, MIG High-Five
Health Regen: Vodka casket
Abilities: Indefinite God Mode, Super Strength, T90MS-filled-with-bears-as-tank-crew-airdrop, Catch And Throw Back Bullets With Face, Submarine Missile Raping, Death Star of Russia
Special Game Mode: Drunk Communist Zombie Dinosaurs From The Rainbowland Province Of Mars
Yay or Nay?
I have an idea.
Why don't we find all the countries that are the best in a particular area - Finland at teaching, Portugal at lessening drug addiction, Iceland at financial recovery - and try to copy what they did to get those good markings. In Australia we get pretty good marks in country-wide and world-wide tests, but we aren't really happy about school. I want to know what Finland gets so right and how it can make me enjoy school.
Aimbot, you mean?
Send her/him into the Sun.
Wait, not enough, this requires a whole new level of purging.
What is beyond the Sun and Exterminatus?
They're a secret? Dude, it appears you haven't heard: their whole tank corps and helmets and other protective equipment is made out of Nokias.
The reason they held off the USSR so well in WWII was because their body armour was made out of prototype Nokia-computers. Get with the programme, man.
Might want to make it ever so slightly more advanced: this is the 1990s after all.
Maybe add ERA or NERA (Explosive Reactive Armour or Non Explosive Reactive Armour).
Almost 12 hours.
This isn't a working model, however - wheels and MG and steering wheel need to be modeled separately so they can move independently.
So only the hull is (fat as it is) complete.
By coffee you mean vodka, right?
I post images as often as I can, don't I?
And I try to work on my story when I can.
Have you read any of it?
The game Battlebro and I are creating but will never finish is set in the Warhammer 40k universe, but seperate from the majority of the action, like the Imperium.
Right now I've figured out the factions' vehicles and weapons, and modeled some of them, but the vehicles will be hard.
Battlebro insists we should (I'm skeptical for all the work needed) to map the entire continent on which the game is set. I've mapped it out on paper, but not designed any of the 3 cities, or any major landmarks.
The three cities are Bajalska (built on top of a desert Mesa), Krosis (built around a mountain at the edge of an inlet), and Tukus (built into the highlands at the south of the continent to keep the people relatively warm).
I'm the dude with the story, he and his friends are the technical prowess.
The Internets, my dear Sakura, the Internets.
Damn, Russia, you good.
And I love you, random citizen.
Let's give these gentlemen greatcoats.
Gentlemen love greatcoats.
When was this announced?
How does one react to this?
Answer me, slaves of the Internet.
Not to mention the damned sexiest helicopter around.
Only problem is that I could have talked to Smaug for much longer.
Flattery is too obvious and never really works outside cartoons.
What was it Gaz said in Call of Duty 4?
Oh that's right...
"...The sins of our fathers..."
Why must it look so different from the original model?
Story would be similar in Australia too.
They could easily be ignored. This is a mod, after all, not a fully fleshed-out game.
My last video game character was Niko Bellic.
The one before was an engineer from BF3.
The one before that was Captain Martin Walker from Spec Ops The Line.
The one before that was Captain Edward Kenway in Assassin's Creed IV
The one before that was Master Chief in Halo IV.
The one before that was a commander of legions of troops in Dark Crusade.
So yeah, each one is badass, but if I get to choose, I'd go Commander, because I can't die, I only lose, and I can call air strikes on my enemies.
Don't worry, I'll keep your vodka safe.
In my stomach.
SPIRITS? WHERE? LET ME DRINK MINE VODKA!!!!
Is anybody of gettings this?
No. That's a fake.
A real Morgan Freeman would never ask for anything in return for narrating your life.
This follows plausible physics that cannot be denied. What are you raging about? The fact you're not this badass?
Adrenaline is the word you were looking for.
Keep playing or you'll lose your adrenaline and the pain will come back to you as one huge sledgehammer. Keep playing and you'll delay it and might score some points.
(If I am misreading you, please ignore me)
That's New Zealand.
Australia's the one with white stars.
I like my good big brother as opposed to Mother's rebellious favourite.
You never knew?
Morgan Freeman has exact-duplicate-brothers all around the world so he can be everywhere at once. Just as a Londoner is no further than 2 metres from a rat in London, no human is more than 2 metres away from a Morgan Freeman.
Amen to almighty God, whose name we use in vain all too often.
We praise thee, almighty Morgan Freeman.
Where from and for what faction?
But wook at that cute wittle face. Can you really say no to...
The majority of Australia views you as 'in our pocket'.
This is the majority of Australia talking.
Totally not me.
Most absolutely not me.
Completely, undeniably, definitely not me.
Just replace "Asians" with "Tourists".
All their mass murderers are imported.
Only problem is that official rented BF3 servers do not support mods.
You get the picture.
BF3/4 are MoH rip-offs.
AND fix that TERRIBLE campaign AI.
No different from North Korea in that respect, is it?
IN THAT RESPECT, not talking about the government type.
All we have is the F88 Austeyr, and those are used EXCLUSIVELY within Australian and New Zealand forces.
The hand looks a little broken.
I play it often. Not because I like it, I just find BF3 to be an okay dude shooter and I don't have any other popular games that I can play online. But it is a CoD rip-off, I know.
EA/DICE's reason for not supporting modding was 'it would be just too hard to mod'. WELL THEN MAKE IT EASIER! PUBLISH A MODDING SOFTWARE LIKE BATTLECRAFT FOR BF1942, AND FOR BF2! The real reason for them to do that was so that the community could only buy their $50 mods (DLCs) and make more money.
I prefer games with good singleplayer.
Spec Ops: The Line is a FANTASTIC game, if you're someone like me who cares for a good storyline. It really screws with your mind in the end.
Sorry we stole your islands, but... long live The Emperor in the North!
Maybe in this alternate universe they have dominated thanks to their pet, Greenland?
And this is why Skyrim is (arguably) better than GTA.
Speed up to warp 9.8!
Helmsman! Re-rout all power to engines!
Photon torpedo ready!
Target destroyed! Engage all other nearby targets!
I don't pay attention to what is 'hip' or 'spiffing', fellow internet explorer.
Is not caring being a hipster?
......At what point will I hear the Inception BWAAAAAAAARRRRB?
WHERE IS THIS FROM?
This man deserves to be promoted to God status.
Germany: Guten Tag, Polen, do you want to play ze annex game?
Germany: BLITZEN MY KRIEG!
That's just Canada being good.
Or should I say 'god'?
Or should I say Morgan Freeman?
Well, did those monks believe in self-defence? Of course not, they let their monasteries be unprotected and kept it that way. In these days, however, you can nuke your enemies and claim it was God's hands that guided those missiles.
FOR THE GLORY OF NON-VIOLENT CHRISTIANITY!
Hold up, why isn't Australia in here? Why isn't Australia shaking hands with Turkey?
*From Canada to the country on the right*
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT."
There is an alternate universe where (our definition of) cruelty is considered (their definition of)kindness.
I knew it was possible!
How long until an update to Armoured Kill?
Of course it is based of the AUG.
The only thing they will miss.
Your a mini-Britain, only you've been severed from the Hive Mind for 200 years. We were all bound to take the same path, eventually.
And your our first target.
And I want to be Captain Australia, teaming up with Captain New Zealand and Captainness Canada!
THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
I invite all minor nations to join in on World Liberation Day!
The event will be held on a January in 2119.
We're saving the world from an imminent communist threat that has been plaguing us since before Jehovah and Allah first became playmates. Bring your Freedom and load up your Democracies, farm your lead and shoot da whoop, because we're gonna be delivering Liberty to the world!
Yes, my variant.
I thought the other (Cadian) variant unnecessarily bulky.
I might have to remodel it later on because the handle is a bit too big, or the barrel is a little thin.
That's not an idiot.
That is Philosoraptor reincarnated in the form of a human!
I feel sort of sorry for the guy/gal, like I must inform him of the right answer...
Pff, screw it. It will remind others that he/she is at the lower end of the gene pool!
New Zealander! NEW ZEALAND!
No one gets do dis Australia's half-brother!
Anyone who does will be some of the first targets in our plan for global domination.
Working on the Taalisian Forces Armoury now.
Since they take a bit less work, I'll do basic colour schemes to them too. I emphasise: BASIC. There would be more detail done through Photoshop with paint fading and such, so don't expect a godsend.
God, Jesus, bloody hell!
SINCE WHEN DID FACEBOOK BECOME A F*CKING MOVIE INDUSTRY?!
WHO IS NEGATING MY KARMA!?
TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THEIR HOME!
I'll make B*tch kings out of them.
Vod Ka F*ck?!
Dude, you got it wrong.
There's a Lich King in WoW.
There's a Witch King LotR.
Then there's the Bitch King in GoT.
Figure out which one.
Shouldn't be hard.
Unnecessary is the only word I can use to describe this.
Psh, only pu$$ies wash hands.
Give extra immunity to all others by spreading bacteria and disease.
SPREAD THE LOVE OF NURGLE!
Black part doesn't need fixing, I think, but yes, good indeed.
This would be BF4 (looks wise) if it weren't for that problem with the animation around the wrist. Pity it has to do that.
*Remembers the movie Paul*
It's probin' time!
...Really? I mean, what he did was bad but... if he didn't kill anyone and he was not armed, he doesn't deserve death. Who knew if he even was in his right mind.
I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.
What is it with the Axis and metal bawxses?
I don't know. I just found it.
If I had the Necron, I'd tape a Nicholas Cage face to its staring face, that way I'm always protected.
New M9 or new enemies?
Or the EMR in your teammate's hands?
Where do I say that?
I recall Mexico only being plundered by Spain.
Spain, France, and who and who? And why?
Sure, because you use lightly armoured artillery vehicles in close quarter combat.
You mean the story behind it, or whether it magically disappeared?
Hate to ruin the party, but he was joking.
He is not retiring. He'll just keep singing and spray painting and paying hookers 'till her gets an award for his work.
In the meantime, let us continue to plot his demise. I'm thinking of creating Derp incarnate to pimp-hand his b*tch face then teabag the sh*t out of his tight little arse.
WHEN TANKS RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS, YOU KNOW WHEN MOTHER RUSSIA HAS WON!
Y U NO GIVE FEEDBACK?!
ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE!
Let the espionage begin.
Let it be bigger than the NSA scandal.
And let the PC master race drink beer and place bets.
DA, THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!
Need money for a vacation.
Need work for money.
Why not take away all the HUD? I like the idea of guessing when you're low on health and ammo, with nothing to tell you if a friend just died, and a map can be called any time when you press 'M'.
THIS is PORT VALDEZ?!
It's not Russia that's the problem. There's simply too much grey and not enough black and white (please think metaphorically).
In other words, there's not enough clear, definite information to stage a foreign intervention, if one is needed.
How many do I have to kill to make the top of the list?
Oh wait, there's no beating Stalin.
Makarov? Where are you?
LET THE TWO-HEADED WINGED BEARS FLY!!!
No, it's just called being a d*ck consultant.
This is for Winter Warfare, right? Winter = snow.
The provinces of Canada?
Sorry, in Australia we're divided into 6 states and 2 territories.
Everyone EXCEPT Poland?
The states of Canada?
But... it's Russia you're after, Mister USA, and consequential global war.
Just like you and Infinity Ward, DICE and loads of other game companies always wanted.
Just like you always wanted.
It's like a Sky Burial, but slower and with more panic.
It looks SO much better without a HUD.
Sand Beige is the colour you're describing.
Models are a bit basic though...
Hopefully they will be improved later.
Do my eyes deceive me in making me think these are better textures and lightmaps?
I haven't paid much attention to it because I was too busy installing MASSIVELY AWESOME mods to ARMA 2
Don't have it.
Practically I just see it as ARMA 2 with better graphics, more units and greater mechanics.
Seems good enough. The world domination will teach us ALL to be thankful for what we have.
Thankyou Canada, and for the record, I've never made fun of all these 'sorry' jokes, aside from one time. That's it.
My section is devoted to visualising the main character of my story that is currently 228 pages in length and over 108,000 words.
And thinking about an awesome game I'd make if I had the time, knowledge and motivation.
This is less jungle, more tundra-like. But whatever, it's good nonetheless and would probably blend in in-game.
Outdated by a long shot, isn't it?
No preview of SMAW?
Also, what has changed since V0.5?
*Pepper your Angus.
Are there other WWII tank models on the GTA SA sites that can be converted?
You want me to sketch away?
GREAT! So NOW Australia's forbidding those with small packages from entering the country? Our border policies are now becoming TOO strict.
She and her BF could have been sexting. He showed her the size she'd have to be dealing with later that night.
(CRINGING FOR INCOMING ARTILLERY ASSAULT OF BACKLASH)
Nah, Murica would be the Imperium, because if you ain't Imperium, you a potential enemy, and how do you answer potential enemies? By invading the place, or by nuking it 'till no life exists, or a weird combination of the two.
Notice how one of the Imperium's main foes is the Tau, who are Space Commie Bovines/Fish? Remind you of a certain faction that collapsed in 1991?
Frankly, please no backlash, I didn't mind watching Twilight. It was an all right movie, but to have that sort of thing carry on for three, no, four movies. No. I never watched anything beyond the first, and that was just me killing time as I was scrolling through random channels on TV.
How I feel about the majority of people whose conversations I accidentally overhear.
Little temple on the top... Christian Russians...
So go to North Korea and become Kim Jong Un's successor why don't you?
Sorry, husband, I be claimin' yo life insurance now, bitch!
The Brainy Bunch much???
...I don't get this sort of backlash. What's C&H on about?
No vietnam war inspired music?
Crazy people don't know they're crazy. Russians know they're crazy so therefor they are not crazy. Isn't that crazy?
Or are they so sane that they seen crazy? Crazy, right?
I don't know what else to say.
Someone make a smart pun or joke, please.
*Sexist comment being inserted*
LOLZ TEH GIRLZ R JUST AS BAD AT GAMZ AS THAY R @ DRIVING LOLOLOL!!!
Neither of you answered the question.
I don't. Never had a hard drive crash ever. Fc07.deviantart.net
...From where...? O_O
Everything in WWII happened due to the power-lust left from WWI, so yes, humans are the reason that most bad things happen.
I was expecting more along the lines of... Static.tumblr.com
Now you will fear every doge post on the internet, and this will prevent you and many others from liking them.
What I want to see is how they fit into Terminator suits: the arms look too far apart.
Rephrase: I must be smashingly handsome!
I like this diagram. Much more realistic proportions as opposed to most other depictions.
I can do good models in sketchup if given a lot of time. What I need is proportions.
If I were to model, however, it's best not to ask for anything too... how should I say... curvy. I mean, if you remember the 2008 Beijing Olympics Bird's Nest stadium? That sort of thing is WAY out of my area of expertise.
P.S: I've been working on the AC-V and RS-I for Winter Warfare in Google Sketchup. They just need tracks.
I have glasses and I don't get picked on.
I must be devilishly handsome!
I am not aligned with the Imperium. I am one of the lesser-known colonies of the Imperium that has succeeded from the Imperium. I was simply mocking the Imperium's attitude on many things.
I enjoy your use of puns. If I were where you are, I'd give you a pat on the head.
In Australia, it's not really the price, it's the speed.
I get lucky if I hit 600kb/s on my home's plan of... 25GB a month.
The government is using the funds from our promising Nation Broadband Network (that would change our copper phone/internet wires to fibre-optic) to scrap the Carbon Tax (which was actually a pretty good idea) and build more roads instead of upgrading public transport.
Here, we have the money, but parliament spends it in all the wrong places.
REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY, biatch. I WILL use a smartwatch to cheat on a test.
IT DOES NOT MATTER! IT IS A MUTANT! PURGE THE MUTANT! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
It begins with a "T" and ends in a "roll"
I like the bullet drop on this gun. Thanks, Develop13
That can be kept to the Internet. I wouldn't want this being said in public.
Some of my friends say "lol" instead of just laughing...
True that there are grammar nazis about, but unless you want "LOL", "YOLO" and "SWAG" to become mainstream in SPOKEN language, you should know how to speak English
*sigh* The futility of mankind... so depressing... until you see a pug in a tulip field. Then you know happiness.
He couldn't have initiated the "House Party" protocol then and stopped millions of dollars of cars, machinery and building from crumbling into the sea?
Boy he was stupid there.
I liked those CoD G3A3 sounds and animations
Trailers said that this new enemy "came from the Southern Hemisphere". That leaves either Australia or a coalition of South American forces.
Aaaaaand you're never getting laid by her again.
Worth it though, bro
And that's how that movie Gravity came to be! Russians blew up a "Russian" (so says Huston) spy satellite and that cause the debris to float in the atmosphere!
Good guy Russians! Killed a few good guys in the process, but all for your freedom online!
"How about you take our two for one deal? Casualties and tax dollars for a few drums of oil!"
"...This seems like one hell of a gamble... but I'll risk it. For liberty."
I will treat bricklayers with suspicion for the rest of my life.
Mine would blow up the universe.
Agreed. The people in power back then were just plain ********. Popes, kings and queens included.
Pity you can't add more AI enemies to literally CHARGE you.
To which Games Workshop replied: "I that so? Then get this: a space marine, inside a space marine."
One does not simply drink his canned tea without flavoring it first.
Marine: "I love you."
Ork: "Wort you say?"
Marine: "Wanna hug?"
What is it with robotics trying to make robots look human? All that's doing is giving more incentive to scrap them before they rise up.
Since we've escalated, how about we just launch an RPG and hope it breaks the atmosphere?
So that billion dollars I never had... Jesus! I lost my family's fortune before I was born!
Wat. When did this... I don't want to know.
Don't bother. The Edward Snowden may have told everyone about the monitoring on computers, but he didn't know about those many inter-continental spy satellites. They're everywhere at the same time. You can't hide. Just do one thing for me. Smile and wave up to the heavens. They'll get confused by your happy attitude and they'll move on to someone else.
It's because of this is why they made that movie: The Incredibles.
Possible to make the tracks rotate? I've noticed on every single tank model the tracks don't.
Part of the same model again, aren't they?
I thought is was somewhere deep inside Uranus.
Excuse the vulgarity.
But why would Infinity Ward make all other soldiers as a helmet and body except her?
Are you kidding? I easily saw that! What in god's name were you thinking the original picture was supposed to be?
Certainly. And if you can, make variations with the hair colour. And some with helmets too.
And if she's a sniper, you might want to increase her accuracy, if you can?
I'm lefter than you!
I thought it was a Somalian pirate attempt at a bazooka.
Not to mention lights. All of them are staying well and truly... GOD DAMN IT THE POWER WENT OUT!
Until, one day, someone brought a set of Airsoft guns to the workplace...
...................... I'm locking all my doors and windows... right... now...
Mortals mortified by Mortarion mortifying mortals.
You'd expect, since it's the Red Army, that the Russian officers would take part in the battles.
Also, ever thought about making a Maxim machine gun?
My god, man. You modded BF2 too far... Or not far enough, I can not tell.
FAKE! THIS IS A FAKE! NOT ENOUGH LENS FLARES! THE SUN IS NOT BLINDING ENOUGH!
The amount of COMPLAINTS about FUNNY reposts is TOO DAMN HIGH!
The T-90 HUD? The new BMP-3 HUD is the T-90 HUD.
It knows when you're awake.
It knows if you've been bad or good.
But that doesn't matter - your soul is just as good either way.
This is what happens when you give stupid people power *cough* politicians *cough*
I should totally do this when I meet Sarah Jessica Parker!
Friendly arch-rivals of the Angry Marines.
That's what the sisters use. He doesn't want to go too hard on her now does he?
Believe it or not, Mister SunnyBitten, there are some Gothics who have managed to retain common courtosey.
Sneaky black-marketers! Czechoslovakian engineering amongst the British ranks? Outrageous! The Mother Country does not take superior weapons from inferior countries!
...Yeah... so... okay...
Many others said there was a darker, deeper side of crazy in the internet...
It's not the Kraken, but I have no idea what I released.
I could say several seedy things about this image... but I will resist for I do not want to be banned from this GLORIOUS ***... I MEAN WEBSITE. I MEANT WEBSITE.
Nurgle, stop possessing him!
(Only 40k gamers will know)
In redneck American wilderness... bear hunt you.
It's gone beyond that.
Know your Chaotic English, man.
...Like Pedobear... for mods...
Ask North Korea. They love TRYING to nuke stuff.
Heartless people. Heartless people everywhere.
USMC use the LAV-25, rather, as the main APC.
Mind telling me the vehicles you're planning on using and I could check them off for you.
Unless you just want to go for no-realism.
Hold on, I thought his pet was a T-Rex that's being kept well-fed and well-nourished in a secret underground bunker underneath the Whitehouse that not even the US president knew about.
And you have no pity?
I will restate. It's BF3 with model and texture enhancements and more destruction. The biggest problem I could see about that skyscraper from the start was that if one team couldn't cap C, the skyscraper would come down. Tell me please, did everyone stay near each other of they were in a squad?
I wouldn't think so. There needs to be a HUGE shift towards a team-based game, not repetitive anarchy.
Needs better lightmaps.
Whenever you're not ready.
*Dice roll fails*
*explodes in hand*
"So far"? This is the ONLY ACW-R I have seen in BF2.
A hungry hungry hippo, are we?
MOAR shall arrive soon; I am now on to 188 pages.
And the best I can do is a desk.
Nope. Fremantle teens (perhaps all of WA) are suffering from the depression of intelligence.
Me? I use English most perfectly. But my brain cannot, for some obscure reason, remember notes for a test, or an exam. That is where my intellectual properties decrease inexplicably.
It is true what they say. There ARE gods among us.
Personally, I use the rape jet. Because it's fast and packs a lot of firepower. And it goes EVERYWHERE.
I SERTENLY DID NOT COPY AN' PASTE MY AMFIBIOS TWANSPAWTS TO MAKE MY ARMY LOOK STWONGA. THOSE AH CAPITALIST LIES!
Intellectuals, such as ourselves, must intervene in such affairs.
91,839 words, 184 pages.
I hope you posted this to show how weird the person who published this image is or...
Britain uses Retake Colonies!
It's Super Effective!
America has fainted!
Congress has fainted!
Agreed, but what has congress done?
Democracy? What is this strange language you speak? Could you, by any chance, be describing a popularity contest?
Anyone else for this to take the place of the Stormraven?
I don't know what it needs, but BF2 and 2142 were the true-est Battlefields in the series. The games have to be more like them. Faction-specific weapons, no snowflake soldiers. Destruction and graphics can be kept, definately, but BF needs to move away from the COD ripoff BF3 generally was (except with bullet physics and vehicles and destruction).
Turkish lands are represented by wolves?
AVAST YEE TURKISH SCALLYWAG! GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE MOD AND I'LL BE OFF! AWAY FROM YEE! LEAVIN' YEE BE AS I GO PILLAGE OTHER VILLAGES! DOWNLOADS AHOY!
Fortunately I downloaded a patch. I don't need to delete, I only need to overwrite.
Why is this even possible?
You got that RPG-7 from Russia.
Ridiculous when you think about it.
What is that?
Does it begin with a 'Strip' and end in an 'pers'
And yet they turned out fine, I know. I'm just making fun of the whole 'we're doomed' thing.
Obama was the one we all trusted. The one we thought didn't want war. We thought he didn't want to spy on his own people, and the world. HE WAS THE CHOSEN ONE! WE TRUSTED HIM!
Britain uses Retake The Colonies!
They've been waiting 230 years for this moment.
All I heard was something that sounded like 'beer'.
DO YOU REMEMBIR VODKA?
DO YOU REMEMBIR YOUR KANGAROO WIFE?
I know there is weirder.
Report if you think this is too inappropriate. Be warned, this comes from the darkest, deepest, weirdest reaches of Youtube.
It can be done so long as the Emperor charges your bayonet blade with zeal and spite! If you aren't pure enough, such a thing shall not happen. To this date, unfortunately, such a thing has not happened. But this should not discourage us, more so, it should ENCOURAGE us to be more pure.
My god... They're spending the imaginary money on the making of Grand Theft Auto 6!
And he's closing in on the kill. Soon oil will be dripping from their mouths as they sink their teeth into delicious mechanical metal and tough rubber. Life on the steppes is hard.
Why not Leila? She's a mutant.
It can be done!
This is the real reason behind it all!
I didn't downvote. I was just stating my own opinion. This is the actual theme from The Grey and it is more spine-tingling than the one by Mike. It is cold, just as this new Ice Age is. I am no music analyst, but the xylophone (I think that's it) sort of represents innocence lost. Is not war where innocence is lost? Where brutality comes into play over love? I know I'm going overly dramatic for this, but I feel that this, the original, is better than the cover by Mike. No offence to Mike, however. And the guitar plucking in the middle of it... I find that sad.
I beg your pardon... what? No, I... what? Is there some kind of rivalry between the Dark Angles and Space Wolves that I am unaware of?
I never said I liked them. But I never said I didn't like them either. And now that I see them, I'm loving them.
True dat. But usually it's more like:
"I like that soil sample. That is a NICE soil sample."
True story, bro.
Am I the only one...? Anyone...? Okay...
I was just RE-INFORMING. I've never posted on this group before, cut me a smidgen of slack PLEASE.
Well Sorreeee, mister.
Go 'view original'.
YOU LIE! THIS IS MOST CERTAINLY AND UNDENIABLY AND REDOUBTABLY BATTLEFIELD 3!
Of course, otherwise why would they add it?
Damn sexeh Czechoslovakian modification right there
I was talking about the Israeli Defence Force mod.
They're giving out models and there still hasn't been a BETA! IDF mod! Make sense!
Lucid Dreams can turn into Lucid Nightmares.
*Cough* Centurion Nipple Missiles *cough*
I like the improvised look to his armour. I don't know what else to say...
MY GOD! THE POOR TANKS! THE POOR BEAUTIFUL TANKS! YOU MURDERERS! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HECK!
Negative. I'm human, I'm just not with the Imperium. Extermanatus all you want.
But this is sadder and creepier...
This, fellow xenos, is how to tell if you are f*cked.
Local? Your photo?
Seems huge. Vehicles will need roads. I don't see any. Yet.
We don't ahve enough people who are in the same location to do that - you need (at the least) three people to do those re-enactments. One to record (no idea how people in BF2 machinimas do that), and two to act cooperatively. I'm in Australia. Magnus and Gordon are really the only ones close to one another.
DA DA DUNN
*cough* Breaking Bad *cough*
...Sly Cooper. A guy. Raccoon.
Seriously, there's no cloth strung around his waist.
One of the best games of all time. Only needs model, mechanic and texture enhancements to compete with recent releases.
The track I was thinking of. Much more creepy.
Then just still images and video clips that fade into one another and/or overlap.
Okay, the first image would have the soldiers and their hill photoshoped away from the other section (follow the fence and the smoke), the soldiers and the distant land would move left and right. SUBTLY. The distant area would have to be enlarged a little for that to happen though. Second image, follow the soldiers outline and crop the rest, then put some white blizzardy sky in.
I'm in High School. My school is 40 minutes away from home by bus minimum. I don't have time for a job.
What about your own mod?
Also... he went... nudist?
Oh, okay. I'm a potato by the way.
I just had a (difficult and unlikely) idea. If you've ever played Halo: Reach, you'd have noticed there are two images as the menu; one foreground image and one background image. They slowly move left and right, almost unnoticeable. You could have the image of a soldier throwing a grenade, photoshop it to only include the soldier and the ground he stands on, then get the image of a hill with an MG42 emplacement firing, do the same with that. Get them to slowly move right and left, record it, then do another set of images. Tanks and explosions. Planes and AA fire. Infantry and smoke decoys. Machine guns and attackers. And just get a collection of those sorts of things. If you need an example, I'm sure there's something on Youtube with the Halo: Reach menu.
Also, why not get the longer, original version? That's a lot more spine-tingling.
Earlier form of Terminator armour?
And they said the Eldar's numbers are dwindling...
Captain Price? Captain McMillan? Is that you?
"I love the smell of purification in the morning."
There was a person who lifted a whole helicopter about a metre off the ground at one end to save his friend, who otherwise may have drowned in a mud pool. So, yeah, humans can be superhuman given the direness of the situation.
For EU anti-tank, I say FAMAS.
It's not even courage. It's the sudden realisation that your enemy won't take prisoners and you will die anyway, so you might as well take as many (if any) as you can with you.
Imperial Guardsmen do not fight for The Emperor, they fight for their lives; they will be killed by their superiors if they don't sacrifice themselves. That is why they can be just as lethal as any Space Marine.
I can't believe that little segment of mine got so many likes!
"This gun is oversized, so my aim may be a little off, so I may hit your leg instead, so your death will be slower than what is necessary. But that is a good thing. You will see who is killing you, and you will realise who will prevail. And I will take comfort in knowing that, for it has happened hundreds of times over. Struggle you may, but sanctuary you shall not find, for there is no place on this desolate rock that can hide you from what must be done. For I am the Long Arm of The Emperor, and you are His prey."
Wasn't this the "I have a Meltabomb" scene?
Without Chaos, there is no fun. The internet is chaotic. Fun is chaotic. I'd prefer fun over logic any day.
But I do not fall so far that I cannot recover from it, unlike one such as yourself.
In the Rusvekyans, we do not honour death or killing as acts of heroism. The pain of the killing is forever,
Hurah for the Exodites! (Not to cast stereotypes) They're like the French Resistance, only successful.
African Union??? From the aftermath of Battlefield: Africa???
Go AKM. I think the soviets would care a little more for their African friends if they wanted to gain ground.
You're not giving me your oil that I liberated for you for me to use. We're no longer friends. Go join Russia or play some nuclear tennis or something.
Here's a healthy dosage of a Democratic bomb for you!
You have oil? I must LIBERATE YOU!
Hey, now you're capitalist like me, why don't we become friends and forget all the civilian killing?
The whole world must learn of my peaceful ways!
Turnin Japanese really turnin Japanese I really think so. I really think so.
Seriously, where will the Japanese symbols be used?
Compilation of many short stories that have a common storyline but different morals at the ends.
BTW, my name is Isaac. I am writing a story about a robot.
"You know why I use knives...?"
*cough* I know *cough*
Mat Ward wuz here.
Wise words in these dark times.
Wetsuit, bro. But I agree too. I am irritated by so many soldiers donning gas masks in this. So, yeah, PLA, Russia, you actually think someone's going to launch a nuke or chem weapons on the battlefield? That's a violation of combat law, and a waste of men on both sides.
I'm not sure where the Necrons begin and the skulls end!
Accidentally deleted it D:
Agreed. And the sound of the ZPU needs to be more... more... thoomp; sounding like it has power.
Is it just me or does this look like Skyrim terrain to anyone else?
Meant to be good.
Why is a Techpriest of the Adeptus Mechanicus in the presence of a bio sample?
Go home techpriest, you're drunk.
That moment when Adobe wants an update...
Foxfort, my friend, you have outdone yourself.
No guided missile though, I'd like that.
Animations done too?
Oh sh*t. I finally tested it out. It not only works, it gives me god damn night vision and other superpowers, like flying! Also I can control time and space, so you better thank me for not going to the bank and stealing your money.
YAY! Someone replied!
Logic as in the amount of time it takes to do one action isn't in synch with the others...
Old Matt tells New Jonah about everything that's just transpired. (A I would hardly believe him off the bat, (B it would take too long before New Jonah has to confront New Matt, just as Old Jonah confronted Old Matt. Also some of the dialogue doesn't make sense, and so do some of the actions. Matt says in the end he's going to die anyway, how does he come to that conclusion if he hasn't figured out he is the one he shot before?
That's what I mean by logic.
They are The Primarchs and They have some SERIOUS Daddy issues.
Is he wearing glasses or is that the quality of the photo?
I take it something solid made it down your tubes and has made residence inside the rear area of your underpants?
Continuity and logic errors all over the place. Other than that, it's pretty good.
Do you plan to eventually improve those models?
I am not the only one here who plays it! Yay!
This is C&CG 1.5! Let us watchers prepare for PWNAGE and general awesomeness.
Who are the 'good guys' here?
Increased accuracy, it must be?
Correction: Lenin is pleased.
No success in persuasion. Speech Skill dropped to level: -1
All that's needed is a good retexture and remodel for all objects, then it would be the single-most greatest FPS/TPS in all of history!
They were used by the Brits, weren't they?
First line, second from the right.
If it were a zombie, it'd be okay though.
Better yet, it IS the ammunition!
Not only do they create Space Marines inside Space Marines, they make Chapters inside Chapters! This soldier is not impressed.
Tyranid be like:
"GIVE ME A HUG!"
Slaanesh beware! These women ain't gonna be your b*tches anytime soon.
Internet Explorer is at the tip of the barrel.
Ya know... ASDF movie...
Spetsnaz be like:
"Everybody do da flop" *smack*
Overkill? Oh wait. When it comes to a zombie apocalypse there is no such thing.
I mean, of course now they've surpassed BF2 in looks (not quality of gameplay), but this is good.
And many more.
He has an overactive imagination.
Y U NO MAKE DIS MAN PART OF DEV TEAM!?
Read all other chapters if you are interested.
I'd stay at BF2. If BF5/BF2143/BFBC3 is better than the relatively unimpressive initial stages of BF4, go for that.
Ready for battle = M.A.D
I just would like a .zip rather than use an executable.
DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT!? I'VE DONE THAT! 1.41 and 1.5 are done and done in order. The installer just isn't identifying that that's the case!
I can't battle and take a look at the scenery at the same time! You expect me to give a damn about the environment while there's a battle to be won?
Yes. Everything's done correctly. Any other mod works.
Done that. Have 1.5. Don't know what's wrong.
...Battlefield 2 1.5 patch. That's required, right?
Boy if you didn't have a friend, you would be screwed.
I'm never going to install it then :(
I've tried it with the previous versions and they all said I didn't have the 1.5 patch installed, which I did. I've been wanting a .zip or .rar folder of it all.
It's a .exe underneath isn't it?
Stage 1: Big
Stage 2: Bigger
Stage 3: Moefoe, you ain't gonna do jack sh*t to this mother****er.
Draw me like one of your French Rifles
CoD with mech suits as a killstreak award.
Yeah, I guess after mixing a red bull and a coffee I'll be able to see sound from a picture...
Some of the only Canadians who don't say 'sorry'.
...Unless, of course, someone was to bother taking up the challenge...
Why, Inquisition, why? There went perhaps the Imperium's only chance of stopping the Necron and Tyranid threats.
You forgot to add 'mofo'.
Dark Angles Primarch?
"Brother? ...Brother?! ...Well, f*ck."
"I'm gonna cut me some 'ummie meat, boys!" *Chops human's arm off* "Wah? How ya still standin' ya git?"
"'Tis but a scratch!" *Kills Ork*
I don't know what this place is, but I will find it, and I will live in it.
Crysis 3 has been the murder of thousands of computers the world over. Death via graphics. What a graphic way to die.
You could have just said 'Por que no los dos?'
Then a hundred odd Mexicans across the world will mysteriously, spontaneously and simultaneously start going 'AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY' and carry the nearest little girl they can find.
Well... Apparently Italy's being excluded, and there'd be more than enough maps with Germany being the Axis side. Japan isn't in range, nor is Finland. So... Yeah...
I was considering whether this should be a Pacific Theatre map, with the ANZACs and Japan, but we aren't supposed to start that yet... Though it could easily be converted to rice fields and jungle areas...
Personally, I like to watch the world burn.
I have played Crisis 2 all the way but I HAVE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL. Even if it is some alien's ***.
But now I'm not getting a reloading sound from my M16A4 aimpoint.
But I don't know how to place anything.
TEACH ME HOW, MASTER!
Is he the young man (our) left of the man with the dust coat who is left of the man with the strings winding from his buttons to his shoulder?
'RTFD'? Read The Fineline Dude?
Turret looks like it comes from the Australian Cruiser
That's supposed to make me feel better?
This... is... BF2...?
This looks like it comes out of BF3/4!
(Take it as a compliment)
Logic error fixed. Metal Crisis averted.
Must... not question the logic... behind a fixed... front... wheel. Must... resist...!
Let us all bow down to this man in praise and worship. For he is a god in modder form!
Were these old necrons?
Correct sentence: "Are you a heretic?"
Correct response: "Yes."
Reason: If a priest suspects you, then you probably are without knowing it. Saying 'yes', 'no' or even hesitating will confirm his suspicions.
My best guess is that somehow a copy of 300 survived through 38,000 years and made it in the hands of a Space Marine who was thinking about making hos own chapter.
Hold on. Priests don't ask if you have a moment, they demand a moment on the spot else the preached will be shot. This priest has doubt in his mind! Heretic!
Because Gothic isn't mainstream enough.
Hate ta be da Ork dat gets trampled beneaf his bootprint.
Yeah, but these days there are bullet-proof vests. Don't you think that at some point someone would have thought 'Oh, hey! Our soldiers are humans and human life is valuable, why don't we try to give them more protection aside from the helmets?'
I've always wondered why soldiers these days don't wear armour pads of some kind.
I don't think I'm the only one here who thinks this is one sexy assault rifle.
...Or you could put it only on maps that have snow as the main terrain.
I noticed this just the other day. If you look carefully (click 'view original' if you don't have too good eyesight), the Allosaur has a thin mouth drawn on, and the angle suggests he/she is smiling. A small little easter egg for everyone.
I think they discovered Hogwarts.
One does not simply roll double sixes.
One simply rolls snake eyes.
But when you look behind the ugly face and the giant claws and the drooling problem and the acidic blood and the fangs and the size and the insatiable lust for consuming and the face, she really is a nice Tyranid.
Aw, stupid Space Marine. All she wanted to do was to give you a kiss, then you suddenly pulled out a rocket launcher and started shooting. Seriously, your first ever possible romance and you blow it. It's hard to feel sorry for you now that you're in her stomach.
One does not simply deem our Imperium 'logical'.
What if I told you, Galileo designed this observatory for the purpose of hiding from and fighting the Church as he continued to observe the stars?
emraldis means that, gameplay-wise, it's a waste of a good kit.
Yeah. And personally I don't like the stereotypes Jurassic Park left us with. Who can DEFINITELY say that every dinosaur that ever existed was a merciless killer? No one can and no one ever will.
But just take a look at it. The amazing detail and cleanness and shading. I can't do this. Not this amount of detail.
Oppressively Corrupt Communist Ukrainian Party of... Yale...?
Only problem is that DICE has surpassed BF2's looks and physics.
Well what am I supposed to say?
Amazing. A-fricking-mazing. So much... cleaner than the vanilla version. Seriously, DICE should hire you guys.
All too true.
As one should predict with the Frostbite engine series.
I believe it is to signify the out-of-bounds areas.
...Hmm. The same can be said with most story characters.
You truly were a leader beyond what we humans deserve, Mustafa.
War. It is a process in which the participants who are lucky survive. A process that defines nations. And a process that can both begin and end tyrants. It is the worst invention our selfish human minds have conceived, and through it, we have come to today's world.
No good can come from war. But it is ironic that evil only responds to violence.
In the words of ANZAC day, lest we forget.
Then why not show THOSE interesting parts?
A flat battlefield filled with trees. Now why does that remind me of Deep Woods by JONES?
What exactly is this all for?
Good nonetheless (I could never do something like this), but a little thin.
Work in Progress.
I wish I was as good as John Conway: see previous pictures.
Could you show a layout first?
Now if that isn't high quality, I don't know what is.
Mirroring BF4 much?
"Curse you Tzench, you always change the arrival date!"
"Damn it sir, I told you not to use nukes on that planet! NOW look how big the cockroaches are!"
PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THE STORY!!!!!
I'M DESPERATE HERE!
STOP KILLING ME!
(What? I'm looking for your attention. Don't judge.)
If I knew how, I would gladly post my now 104 page story on here either as a download or as a page-by-page blog. Summing it up, it is about a dinosaur - a coelophysis - built as the first fully-mobile self-aware robotic dinosaur. Not only that, she is the first robot with working emotion.
Why can there never be a benevolent ruler?
Aren't all dinosaurs?
Those weapons were made in the USA?
Well, this is how some people use democracy.
"Freedom of speech!"
"I have question."
"I bomb you!"
He truly does sound like one of the best leaders the world has ever seen. It is a pity that there are not men like him leading in today's world.
Care to enlighten me?
Well, I don't see the need for there to be military-grade assault rifles used for 'self-defence'. A pistol, I can understand, but a full-auto assault rifle? Really?
Okay, so I was going on a rant, and I admit I was perhaps carried away.
Perfect. I said in my story that the weather in Iceland is completely unpredictable, so glad that I was right.
Oh, speaking of which... *next pic*
Hey, HEY! I'm not an atheist, and I'm not saying there isn't a god. I'm not ruling out the possibility of an all-mighty being above, but the more I learn about the universe and the fundamental forces of nature, the less likely it seems, okay? NOT ANTI-RELIGION. So why the down vote, someone?
You're not in Istanbul?
I have no god... so...
We have the ability to plug up that gap, but we refuse to even acknowledge it.
This perfectly describes the situation when you were trying to show off something to your friends and it didn't work out exactly as planned.
Bigger map, eventually?
That's how Magnus was reunited with his modding team.
Some areas need a wood underlay.
And frozen guns will mean gloves needed for the soldiers.
That's how Magnus was reunited with his family.
Okay, first of all, you said Kazakhstan was the greatest country in the world, when it's not. No country should be greater than another. And yes, while Australia may (currently) be run by a woman, your analogy on the rest of the world's leaders is wrong. Take a look at Vladimir Putin; the guy's a frickin' long-lost brother of Chuck Norris.
I see squinting eyes.
Too shiny, might need to adjust the UV mapping so that the sun doesn't glare in my face on the battlefield.
GAH, FH2 DEVS, Y U NO OBLIGE?
It's so minor, but it's just so fun when you start.
Could ask for them from FH2 devs, if they'd be so obliged.
Well... more Slaaneshy, but you get the picture.
Wow... that's so Khorney...
A lot of maps don't work for me. I guess that's because I ported BF2 to mac because my PC wouldn't allow BF2 to install. Op. Totalize is one of the many. It's really only the desert maps I can use.
Your granny, Turkish007?
Yeah, it is supposed (but I don't know if FH devs have the coding for it) to hit the water, then propel itself forward until it hits something, then BOOM! END OF THE WORLD! Or, it will be for the people on the boat.
This is Karkand? I like the new textures for the ground, if I'm not mistaken. And I like the new lighting.
First black human I've ever seen in 40k. Aside from Salamanders.