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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 8:11am replied:

Say what?

+2 votes   media: Yet again another Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 8:10am says:

How, so much strength in that arm.
I wonder how he gained so much... muscle...

...Oh.

+5 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 1:29am replied:

They could have, I don't know, bought a pole that holds the paint roller so they can reach higher places.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2015, 10:40am replied:

Any mortal can learn to use a word of a Shout through years of practice.
The Dragonborn, however, only needs to learn the word to Shout because he (or she) is part Dragon.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:54pm replied:

Is there a problem?

+1 vote   media: Metal Bruce Almighty
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:16pm says:

Never be the last to wake up at a slumber party.
Ever.
Dem saints knew it long before anyone else did.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:13pm replied:

1. Because they are people taken from renaissance art and animated in a gif to do #SWAGY stuff.
2. Because Jesus will never know what it is like to go underwater.
3. Because they are cool.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:09pm replied:

Dovahkiin: "So you and my mother... Kinky."

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2015, 3:41am replied:

Hight by width by length.

2m x 2.7m x 3.7m. Usually (corner rooms temperamental). You have the files, you can measure them yourself.

To compensate for carnivores taller than 3m, all we need to do is scale the building up.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015, 9:21am replied:

Didn't think you'd reply that fast.
Media0.giphy.com

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015, 8:42am says:

For the carnivores, I am trying to stick to a Mesoamerican art and architectural style without too much use of levels - giant steps, like with their pyramids.
I just need more building variants. But houses in their society are just a room for a family. WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ONE ROOM?
Terrace, is all I can think of, but that would lead back to levels.
If anyone can help with conceptualising, I would much appreciate it.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 3 2015, 8:26am replied:

Thankyou, Omer.
I try m best, by as I cannot animate (yet), texture, or code, I am unable to go anywhere in my quest to create my game.
You don't happen to have any free time to assist, do you? :)

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 2 2015, 4:45am says: +6 votes   media: FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 2 2015, 4:36am replied:

Are they Illuminati?
Let's find out.
Steam has 5 letters.
Illuminati has 13.
What is in common?
A, T, M.
ATM.
ATM has 3 letters.
ATMs dispense cash.
What rhymes with cash?
Hash.
What has 3 letters?
Tag.
Hashtag.
Twitter.
Twitter and Hashtag both have 7 letters.
Now let's do the math.
13 - 7 = 6.
6 - 3 = 3.
Half Life 3.
IS HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED???
IS HALF LIFE 3 ILLUMINATI???

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2015, 4:53am replied:

So deep we must head into Chapter 2.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015, 9:44pm replied:

And dwarves are always Scottish.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015, 9:42pm replied:

We must go deeper.

+2 votes   media: Its satire so it suits in here well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015, 8:07am replied:

For a scrub, ur smart.
I leik u.

+5 votes   media: Its satire so it suits in here well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2015, 7:50am says:

The conference should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
Or it should have been done like this.
Or it should have been done like that.
But you shouldn't side with China, cos that's just
whack.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 30 2015, 4:02am replied:

1st mission is being devised now - clarity has been struck while I have been mining my mind for answers.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2015, 9:14am replied:

Please, do tell.
A story I am writing is nearing 100% completion. If a sequel were to be made, not that one would be, the ideal location would be in either Colombia or Brazil.
Is it the government? If so, why? Or if not, what is it?
I try to be as politically correct when depicting foreign countries, seeing as I will never visit them, being a poor Australian kid.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015, 10:30am replied:

Yet owning assault and anti-material rifles is.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 28 2015, 10:27am says:

No, we don't have mountable spiders, nor do we travel via kangaroo pouch. We Australians are pansies: the vast majority build and live in urban areas and separate ourselves as far from nature as possible. And in general, nothing TRIES to kill us, and for any poisonous creature here we have antivenin. And the only things that do kill us are either sharks (but the whole world has that problem) or crocodiles (because someone wasn't smart enough to read the signposts and stay out of the saltwater crocodiles' lagoons.
Let me reiterate: we are not all Crocodile Dundees. Now if you can't handle the thought of a tiny Funnelweb Spider that GIVES YOU A WARNING that you are not to come near it, then how in the hell do you guys think you're man (or woman) enough to enjoy the zombie apocalypse?
Damn tourists.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 11:11pm replied:

Thorin Oakenshield from The Hobbit, and Ulfric Stormcloak from Skyrim.
Thorin hates the elves because they refused to help the dwarves at Erebor when Smaug took the mountain. The refused to help because Thorin's father humiliated the elves by basically forcing them to say that the dwarves are better because he had a special gem, the Arkenstone (at least in the movies).
Ulfric hates the elves (mind you any race other than human (at least in the lore)) because of the White-Gold Concordat made between The Empire and the Aldermeri Dominion. The Concordat ensured peace, but at the cost of the banning of certain religions (one of which being the worship of Talos, a Nord god), and persecution of any who oppose the agreement. The Empire and the Emperor is now essentially the Dominion's b*tch and must do whatever the Dominion wants under pain of war and probable defeat. Ulfric opposes this and has gained a lot of followers, and such a rebellion has errupted in Skyrim, demanding freedom from The Empire.
Captain out.
*Ninja smoke!*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:59pm says:

But what if Putin ate Poutine???

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:57pm replied:

Iceland is ranked most peaceful. Probably because they don't have an army. The best they have is the coast guard.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 10:55pm says:

King Julian hit his mid-life crisis?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:07am replied:

I agree, but it appears they've not disregarded our input: if you pay close attention these variants are similar to A2 and B2 of the last pic, they've just added a tower. But, to me, it makes these ones look more like a Command Centre.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:04am says:

A2. Seems more "bunkered down" and practical to me, but I'm not sure if that's what you're aiming for with the European faction. If you're aiming for pure futurism, I say go with the most flash, A1 or B1.

+1 vote   media: EU Factory v.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 26 2015, 9:36am replied:

Hey, you try acting sad when you have a sexy Spanish accent (not that I'm into that sort of stuff (no ****)).

+1 vote   media: For fun
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