Then use that low-grade CCTV camera at an obscure angle on that street corner 100 metres away to zoom in using infrared technology on the driver's registration plate, enhance the image, determine the maker of the screws of the plate, track the manufacturer down and take him in for questioning so he reveals some dirty secret that isn't actually illegal but still rather questionable, then find the manufacturer's brother based on a college graduation photo 14 years old and question him until he reveals he's innocent, and THEN, ladies and gentlemen, then and ONLY then...
Well, at least he apologized...
But if that person hadn't seen it he would not have apologized...
...
Goddammit, Jack!
Now send the note to the police for analysis, maybe they can recognize the handwriting...
Then use that low-grade CCTV camera at an obscure angle on that street corner 100 metres away to zoom in using infrared technology on the driver's registration plate, enhance the image, determine the maker of the screws of the plate, track the manufacturer down and take him in for questioning so he reveals some dirty secret that isn't actually illegal but still rather questionable, then find the manufacturer's brother based on a college graduation photo 14 years old and question him until he reveals he's innocent, and THEN, ladies and gentlemen, then and ONLY then...
We kill the Batman.
YEEAAAAH!!!
FFS, Jack. Hit the road, not my car.