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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 12:34pm says:

...And I'm stuck still playing Skyrim.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 11:01am replied:

May the riots commence.
And may the odds be ever in the combatants' favour.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 10:59am replied:

Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:29pm says:

This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:26pm replied:

Me?
No.
I would never.
But...
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I.imgur.com

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:22pm replied:

I know it's rare to have a six goal gap, but it only really hit me when Australian news translated it into AFL statistics:
In our version of football (soccer is soccer, Australian Football League is football) there are two kinds of points. A Behind scores a single point and a goal scores six. It's easier to play considering the pitch is larger and there are more players, but... the Brazil v Germany match equals to approximately a 25-30 GOAL win over the other team.
Matches here are usually down to 20-30 POINTS difference.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 8:41pm replied:

It appears that Crassius Curio is the seedy one while Lifts-Her-Tail is the innocent victim.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:47pm says:

Captain?! Is this an actual thing?!

+2 votes   media: "Lusty" Argonian Maid
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:45pm says:

YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$

+5 votes   media: What is your meaning in life?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:42pm replied:

"Together, we shall have genetically strong children!"

+4 votes   media: Something is wrong in here !?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2014, 12:41pm replied:

Hmm.
Intriguing.
Yet highly
disturbing.

+3 votes   media: Skyrim this what hes all about
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:57am says:

I like.

+1 vote   media: Concept Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:56am says:

Remove from where?

+5 votes   media: I made this :D
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2014, 1:55am says:

Which do you prefer:
Cheytac M200 Intervention
JNG-90
Istiglal Anti-Material Rifle
Kalekalip AMR

+2 votes   member: Turkish007
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 5 2014, 6:15am replied:

It appears every country has its own demons to face.
Except Iceland. They're as clean as the skin of Jesus. *joke*

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 3 2014, 5:13am says:

Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:52am says:

A glitch in the Matrix.

+4 votes   media: Copy / Paste People.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:51am says:

Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 29 2014, 8:54am says:

Okay, if you were a gun-for-hire, Turkish007, what would your custom loadout be? You have good connections with below-the-radar arms dealers so you can pick just about any weapons you wish. What would be you covert loadout and what would be your "let's go in guns blazing" loadout?

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 9:00pm replied:

Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:37am replied:

God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...

+1 vote   media: Daily Art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:17am replied:

So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
Damn.
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2014, 10:07am says:

A cabin in the woods. With Wi-Fi. And an infinite food and water supply. And no taxes. No other humans, for that matter.
And Alma.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 8:51pm replied:

Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?

+1 vote   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 7:38am replied:

But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Sigh.
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.

+2 votes   article: Fighting going on in Eastern Turkey!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2014, 6:16am replied:

What would Australians be, then, do you think?

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:22pm replied:

Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.

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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:19pm says:

Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?

+3 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:11pm says:

I guess you could say all the favourites were...

*Puts on glasses*

...Spain-fully kicked out

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 25 2014, 8:08pm replied:

They don't.
They confuse Austria with Australia.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
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