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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 8:12pm says:

I play it not because I like it, but because it's an okay dude shooter/time waster. It's tedious and repetitive, like CoD, and it focusses on gunplay, not teamplay, like CoD.
I've only ever played BF2 on singleplayer (since I had no idea how to use multiplayer when the game came out in 2005), and I still say it's better than this CoD ripoff, and its retarded sequel.
No bots was the killing blow for me. BF2 bots are still challenging.
BOTS > MULTIPLAYER.

+1 vote     media: RED ORCHESTRA 2 HEROES OF STALINGRAD FREEEEE
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MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:30am replied:

I like the USSR not for what it was, but what it could have been. IMO, it is perhaps the greatest of all social experiments in the world, that just went horribly wrong.

+4 votes     media: UESR
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MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 11:28am says:

I see the bulls on the grass, but why aren't the bulls EATING grass?

+8 votes     media: Taurus ingame + grass test
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MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 4:55am replied:

*You're
Manliness lost.

+1 vote     media: Labradors being Labradors
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MasterofMetal Apr 23 2014, 12:23am replied:

Here here.

+2 votes     media: Update
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MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:43am says:

Hate to burst your bubble, but...

Seat belts on an airline are to allow for easier identification of victims in the event of a plane crash. Matching ticket bookings to a seat is easier than matching dental records to a mangled corpse at the end of the isle.

+4 votes     media: Safety first!
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MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:37am replied:

It's not that easy, Sakura. As logical as it sounds, you just can't beat them balls.

+4 votes     media: Women driving
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MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:35am says:

Needs to be bigger resolution and slower. I can only see Obama and Putin.

+5 votes     media: global fight
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MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 9:27pm replied:

Because.
It just is.

+2 votes     media: Some Screenies
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MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:04pm replied:

I wish it was a friendly.
The guy looks too nice to be a baddie, but he is.

+3 votes     media: CoD2 uniforms - more German heads
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MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 10:25am says:

What map?
Am I able to get it?

+1 vote     media: Battlefield 2 : Armored Kill (BF3 HIMARS)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:51am says:

If the Beta is crashing my game on lowest settings, and the highest settings are exploding my graphics card, you're going to make my laptop into a fricking dirty bomb.

+5 votes     media: Some Screenies
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MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:48am replied:

*Pulls pin*
*Holds*
*Poof*
"NOW U SEE ME NOW U DON'T! I'M A GERMAN MAGICIAN LOL!"

+5 votes     media: CoD2 weapons update (Nebelkerze smoke)
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MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:46am replied:

I don't want to kill this dude. He looks too nice.

+4 votes     media: CoD2 uniforms - German heads
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MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:38pm replied:

Please do.

+4 votes     media: CoD2 uniforms - German winter heads
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MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:37pm replied:

Do not forget the JNG-90, which made no sense to be in BF3 at all since neither Russia or the US use Turkish weapons.

+1 vote     media: Random Screenshots
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MasterofMetal Apr 20 2014, 9:34pm replied:

And guess what.
It has minimal-to-no amount of crashing!

+5 votes     media: Random Screenshots
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MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:57pm says:

Dude, don't make me sad. This is supposed to make me laugh? Stop. You're depressing me.

+1 vote     media: have some humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:47pm says:

So a planet was blown up by a single plant sperm cell?
...Intriguing.

+1 vote     media: have some more humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm says:

I call Deja Moo

+2 votes     media: have some more humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:46pm replied:

You mean... like... THIS?
*pinches*

+6 votes     media: have some more humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 17 2014, 8:45pm says:

Dude, don't you get it?
Never, DO NOT EVER, flip the light switch in a dark place, not even to save your friends somewhere else. Velociraptors will teleport to a location right behind you if you do, and you will die if you move.
Amateur.

0 votes     media: Jurassic Park Aftermath - Update 4
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MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:31pm replied:

Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.

+2 votes     media: have some more humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:29pm says:

I'm left wondering whether anyone aside from Australians have ever had Tim-Tams. Seriously.

+1 vote     media: have some more humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:43am replied:

Sharing is caring, matey.

+4 votes     media: Software - Free Trials
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MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:41am replied:

Not a rugby player but... amen, sir, amen.
Besides, hardened suits of armour DEAL more injuries than they protect from.

+3 votes     media: Thats how you do sport !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:22am says:

"...My son... you... are... I shall avenge thee. I swear on the blood of my forefathers, my son, that I shall wear the skin of the child that is wearing yours. And vengeance will be ours!"

+3 votes     media: have some humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:18am replied:

The curse that is sentience, right?

+2 votes     media: have some humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 15 2014, 11:14am replied:

I realise... that it has never happened much before... yes you are right...

+2 votes     media: have some more humor
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MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:22pm says:

I don't have enough water for a burn that has the temperature of the sun.

+6 votes     media: Burn compilation.
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