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MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal 13hours 17mins ago replied:

When bitches meant dogs.
When ***** meant donkeys.
When ***** meant roosters.
When pussies meant cats.

Damn, our society got perverted fast.

+1 vote   media: Here's a thing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2015, 8:44pm says:

For a second I thought it was Sumatra, and you'd started on the Pacific theatre. But this is just as good.

+4 votes   media: Sammatus
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2015, 6:46am replied:

I'm 16 and I don't either.
I don't study and I still get 50% and up on exams and tests, despite Mum bugging me to study.
I've been writing a book in my spare time when I get stressed, and after 3 years its 274 pages long and almost done.

Am I doing it right?

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2015, 7:10am replied:

Quite unique too. I mean, how many OTHER students did this (quote on quote) simple equation?

+3 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 11 2015, 4:52am replied:

One way to get their attention.

+12 votes   media: A taste of what's to come- the UNSC Final Dawn
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2015, 6:27am says:

You know that there's a lizard (can't remember the name or what documentary I saw it on (I think it was David Attenbro)) somewhere in America that flattens itself and stands on its spiked side so it looks bigger to ward off predators (in the documentary's case it was a snake). And if that doesn't work, it falls into the predator.
But here's the thing, the snake, rather than biting its exposed underside, was actually WIERDED OUT by the action and went away.
A REPTILE can be WIERDED OUT.

+2 votes   media: Fish kiss
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2015, 9:39pm replied:

Thankyou, my child.

+4 votes   media: Talking husky puppy
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2015, 6:42am replied:

Nah, go do Human Biology; they have HD pictures of the stuff.

+1 vote   media: Reflection, It's Magical
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 18 2015, 5:41pm replied:

Eh. There's always that distant cousin or family friend or whatnot.
But what's it to him? I know how it's all going to end anyway: everyone dies no matter what.

+1 vote   media: . . .
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2015, 10:55am says:

*Facepalm*

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2015, 9:04am says:

Damn.
I never knew Mario was one cold motherf*cker.

+5 votes   media: sad
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 11:33am replied:

But it isn't funny.
It's not humourous or satirical or a parody of anything.
This is genuine foolery that should not be celebrated, like planking on the balcony railings of thirteen storey buildings.
This doesn't belong here.

+10 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2015, 8:10am says:

How, so much strength in that arm.
I wonder how he gained so much... muscle...

...Oh.

+5 votes   media: Here is our winner of Darwin Awards
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2015, 10:40am replied:

Any mortal can learn to use a word of a Shout through years of practice.
The Dragonborn, however, only needs to learn the word to Shout because he (or she) is part Dragon.

+2 votes   media: . . .
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:54pm replied:

Is there a problem?

+1 vote   media: Metal Bruce Almighty
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:16pm says:

Never be the last to wake up at a slumber party.
Ever.
Dem saints knew it long before anyone else did.

+3 votes   media: new renaissance
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:13pm replied:

1. Because they are people taken from renaissance art and animated in a gif to do #SWAGY stuff.
2. Because Jesus will never know what it is like to go underwater.
3. Because they are cool.

+3 votes   media: new renaissance
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2015, 7:09pm replied:

Dovahkiin: "So you and my mother... Kinky."

+3 votes   media: . . .
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2015, 3:41am replied:

Hight by width by length.

2m x 2.7m x 3.7m. Usually (corner rooms temperamental). You have the files, you can measure them yourself.

To compensate for carnivores taller than 3m, all we need to do is scale the building up.

+1 vote   media: Tavorkan - Carnivore City Components
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 2 2015, 4:36am replied:

Are they Illuminati?
Let's find out.
Steam has 5 letters.
Illuminati has 13.
What is in common?
A, T, M.
ATM.
ATM has 3 letters.
ATMs dispense cash.
What rhymes with cash?
Hash.
What has 3 letters?
Tag.
Hashtag.
Twitter.
Twitter and Hashtag both have 7 letters.
Now let's do the math.
13 - 7 = 6.
6 - 3 = 3.
Half Life 3.
IS HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED???
IS HALF LIFE 3 ILLUMINATI???

+13 votes   media: Coming soon to theaters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2015, 4:53am replied:

So deep we must head into Chapter 2.

+1 vote   media: Its satire so it suits in here well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015, 9:42pm replied:

We must go deeper.

+2 votes   media: Its satire so it suits in here well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 31 2015, 8:07am replied:

For a scrub, ur smart.
I leik u.

+5 votes   media: Its satire so it suits in here well
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 29 2015, 9:14am replied:

Please, do tell.
A story I am writing is nearing 100% completion. If a sequel were to be made, not that one would be, the ideal location would be in either Colombia or Brazil.
Is it the government? If so, why? Or if not, what is it?
I try to be as politically correct when depicting foreign countries, seeing as I will never visit them, being a poor Australian kid.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 27 2015, 6:07am replied:

I agree, but it appears they've not disregarded our input: if you pay close attention these variants are similar to A2 and B2 of the last pic, they've just added a tower. But, to me, it makes these ones look more like a Command Centre.

+4 votes   media: EU Factory v.2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2015, 9:06pm replied:

Dat XBONE iz massiv, cud kil sum1 wid dat.

+2 votes   media: PC gaming master race religious fanaticism
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2015, 7:02pm replied:

Perhaps this may help.
A5.mzstatic.com

+1 vote   media: This video will make you MLG
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2015, 7:47am says:

Here was the method.

1: F*ck the "debt". It does not exist.
2: F*ck the jews. They were taking the money.
3: F*ck the world. It is your b*tch.

Personal result:
While the strategy has merit in the early stages, I often found that I ****** off the wrong people, and they came knocking with their loan sharks for their "debt" (that I continue to deny exists). I made allies with certain useless neighbours, one of which I stabbed in the back, the other ****** of a guy named Theodore, and the last one had a complete change of mental state and decided to attack me when them loan sharks came too close to him. Damn Mussolini.
In the end, my pride was damaged, and I was split in two, and I often caught myself feeling ashamed and thinking "what was I thinking?". But I had a good run, and that was fun.
Score:
420/69 Would recommend for everyone.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 31 2014, 8:28pm replied:

My first smirk. :1

+7 votes   media: How to make a model helicopter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 29 2014, 7:54am replied:

Since I'm in Australia without Foxtel, I don't have this problem. Documentaries that are shown on free TV are high quality and cover whatever subject they cover very well.
Just a quick question, have you ever seen a documentary on the Maya or Aztec civilisations? I'm really curious about them.

+1 vote   media: Jell yea'!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 24 2014, 7:31pm replied:

God damn it, Santa, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU WHY WE'RE HAVING GLOBAL WARMING!

He's already been here this morning, so I hope other people have better luck with their Stinger missiles.

+1 vote   media: Rare
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 24 2014, 7:28pm says:

Captain here.
This is true.
Before you can make something good from the bad, Life throws more bad than you can deal with.
*Throws ninja smoke*

+9 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2014, 6:53pm says:

Ever been so high that you have an existential crisis?

+3 votes   media: Netherlands
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2014, 11:33am says:

Of explains?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:59pm replied:

This is actually up to debate. Skeletal remains show defined fingers a spike-thumb, but you see fingers in any whale's skeleton where the flippers are. The skeleton of a rhino looks nothing like an actual rhine besides the head and four feet and tail.
We cannot say exactly what (the majority of) dinosaurs looked like.

+3 votes   media: Drawing skills slightly improved
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 13 2014, 8:55pm says:

To be honest, even though any thought of it by you mod developers would probably be considered heresy, I like that you stuck with Bungie's art style over 343's. Halo 4 just seemed to go too "arty" futuristic with the armours and weapons rather than 1,2, 3, ODST, and Reach, who all took a realistic approach it it.

+8 votes   media: Battle Rifle (Final Textured)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 11:41pm replied:

☭Evil-Kommie☭
You're not a very nice person and I don't like you.
*Sunglasses over over eyes*

+1 vote   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 9:16am replied:

1v1 me Rust, scrublord! I'll rekt ur throat! I swear on me mum!

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2014, 6:07am replied:

2 spooky 100 me.

+2 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 9 2014, 11:44pm replied:

U cry at Frozen 2 confirmed?

+3 votes   media: MLG Mario
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 8 2014, 8:35am replied:

I agree.
S#!T does Happens.

P.S.: TONY IS GOING TO QUICKSCOPE AUSTRALIA! VOTE SENPAI KUSH 2017 TO STOP IT! Qualifications and attack add is here: Youtube.com

+3 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 7 2014, 9:03am says:

My previous desires are satisfied, but I must say that...
Img.pandawhale.com

+3 votes   media: Russian infantry concept art
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 28 2014, 5:24am says:

The cake was presented to Clint.
He didn't like it, and so escaped the tyranny that was his parents to find his true purpose in life in the Wild West, where a .45 was all that was needed to settle disputes.
Thus he became known as the Man from the East Woods.
And so the legend we know today was born.

Potato.

+9 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 9:07am replied:

When did Australia secede from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2014, 3:43am says:

When did Australia succeed from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 19 2014, 5:11pm says:

Did you take inspiration from Walking With Dinosaurs with their depiction of the Utahraptor?
Also, I have to ask since I'm a modeller and animator myself, how did you manage to get the feet to be lying on a flat plain when modelling? If I didn't do that, will there be errors in the model when animating afterwards?

+1 vote   media: Tyrannosaurus rex
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:57am replied: +2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 14 2014, 5:46am replied:

Do you try to calm it by stroking it's head and watching movies with girls in them?

+11 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2014, 3:39am replied:

If someone actually did these without them being set up, yes, yes they would be.
Unfortunately most (if not all) camera angles are too obvious to the people being trolled to be hidden.
It's a CONCEPT joke, after all. Or at least I THINK that's what it implies.

+2 votes   media: Interesting concept joke!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 5:52pm replied:

Yep. I was pointing out there was another that the OP forgot to include.

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2014, 9:42am replied:

I don't know. Better ask Lion King where Nala is Simba's sister.

+2 votes   media: Few pics...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2014, 5:24am replied:

Note how the parts are separate so they can be assembled in whatever program you proper developers use.

+2 votes   media: M5 Stuart (Version 1)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 3:49am replied:

It's funny because at the time I commented there were 69 views.

+2 votes   media: Shaq fu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 3:46am says:

Well then, should I get myself some pu$$33?

+2 votes   media: Shaq fu
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:50am replied:

So long as you have beer, you're welcome.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:45am says:

Well... assuming your dog is a male, all you have to do is just be a real bitch.

+4 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:17pm says:

Welsh have a long, slender dragon...
Chinese have long, slender dragon in their folklore...
You don't actually think... Chinese are Welsh? Or vice versa?

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 5:37am says:

Looks bulky, but DAMN does it look good.

+4 votes   media: MPT-76 in service!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:24am says:

Best Photoshop I've ever seen.

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 10 2014, 4:20am replied:

"Aragorn, something is out there."
"What do you see?"
"The white medical officer approaches."
"Do not let him pull out his syringe or he will eradicate us."

+4 votes   media: The truth revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2014, 8:22pm says:

Show: The Bill
Episode: Ducking Plot Twists

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2014, 9:39pm says:

You remeber how BF4 was rumoured to have a dinosaur mode?
This is beyond current Battlefield quality in every way. DICE got rekt by a single person who does this in his/her free time.

+4 votes   media: Visitor center Update
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2014, 9:48am says:

This, kids, is why you should never make promises to yourself while drunk, because promises must be completed and thus they cannot be backed down from.

+1 vote   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 4 2014, 11:37am replied:

Foolish peoples. I have no money to gib thus I am safe from his powers.
DON'T CARE FOR 1/2LIFE 3!
WHERE MAH PORTAL 3?!

+3 votes   media: Steam Winter sale aproacheth!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 4 2014, 11:33am says:

Some tanker please explain the difference between an IFV and an APC please.

+1 vote   media: marder
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2014, 9:25pm says:

How do you know your player isn't fat?
Oh, you pressed F to have a third-person view? Nah, that's not your character's actual physique; it's his PERCEPTION of himself.
How can he sprint for ages? He thought he smelled McDonald's in the air.

+8 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 24 2014, 2:32am says:

Gladly?

+1 vote   media: Some right in the childhoods
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:22am says:

Captain?

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 23 2014, 4:20am says:

WHY DID THEY NOT DECIDE TO END WHAT MEL GIBSON (William Wallace in Braveheart) STARTED?!

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2014, 4:28am replied:

Enlighten me.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 22 2014, 10:23am replied:

Usain Bolt aint got nothin on dis shiz.

+4 votes   media: Track Racing
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 11 2014, 5:02am replied:

Believe.

+1 vote   media: Death to the Non-believers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2014, 4:24am replied:

@Horseman
Quite.

+2 votes   media: ..Well..FIRE !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2014, 8:45am says:

The national pride is strong with this one.

+9 votes   media: Victory is ours!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 27 2014, 7:37pm replied:

I should clarify that I was speaking to ppndΣ-snouıɯΘ. I apologise to John Smith and all others if there was any misinterpretation.

+1 vote   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 27 2014, 10:13am replied:

With all due respect, that IS what seems to be happening.
Well...
East Ukrainians want to join Russia, Ukraine grants them amnesty. But the rebels don't want to join Russia without their houses. Russia is just going with the flow and smiling knowing that they may be getting more land, and supplies the rebels with weapons.
And let me just say (with fear of being kicked by admin for being serious) that it was not Russia's fault for the shooting down of MH17. Putin merely gave the separatists the means to fight - he had no authority on whom the weapons were used.

+1 vote   media: Europe 2014
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:44am says:

Intriguing variation with the front legs being more like fingers than feet.
But seriously, what modelling program do you use?

+1 vote   media: Tyrannosaurus and Triceratops finished models
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2014, 7:39am replied:

You must not feel too bad.
I too hath been fooled by the temptation of less stuttering.

+3 votes   article: A Solution to Lag Problems
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 8:22pm replied:

Why were so many people never taught about the roman numerals? I've counted at least LVIII posts so far with this stuff.

+6 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 20 2014, 3:42am says:

When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand something that's worth your while! Honestly, you've spent your WHOLE LIFE up until this point and all you get are some DAMN LEMONS!

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2014, 11:01am replied:

May the riots commence.
And may the odds be ever in the combatants' favour.

+2 votes   media: Thanks
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:26pm replied:

Me?
No.
I would never.
But...
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I.imgur.com

+3 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 9 2014, 12:22pm replied:

I know it's rare to have a six goal gap, but it only really hit me when Australian news translated it into AFL statistics:
In our version of football (soccer is soccer, Australian Football League is football) there are two kinds of points. A Behind scores a single point and a goal scores six. It's easier to play considering the pitch is larger and there are more players, but... the Brazil v Germany match equals to approximately a 25-30 GOAL win over the other team.
Matches here are usually down to 20-30 POINTS difference.

+3 votes   media: More Humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 3 2014, 5:13am says:

Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?

+1 vote   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 30 2014, 4:51am says:

Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*

+9 votes   media: well that was unexpected...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2014, 6:22pm replied:

Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:13am says:

Did anyone else need to re-read some parts of the quote to understand what Sebastian was saying?

+6 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 24 2014, 5:11am says:

For the graduation is dark and full of joblessness.

+6 votes   media: Smile.(No Country Balls)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:47am says:

Don't the French come under the Friendly Rival box alongside Germany?

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 18 2014, 1:45am says:

Jechtenstein? Vas is das? Please, comrades, of explainings.

+1 vote   media: Smile :)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 17 2014, 6:35pm replied:

Dude... do animals kill you for pleasure and use your skin to wipe their feet on?

+7 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2014, 9:51pm replied:

Same with... Colorado...? I think that's the name of the big state on the left, labelled Welfare Queen.

+1 vote   media: Smile or just smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 12 2014, 12:47pm says:

The problem is... this is not the actual case. We're all fairly content to leave it in the ground.

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:07am replied:

I would have hugged it rather than run.

MasterofMetal used Hug!
Dinosaur is stunned into paralysis - it can't move!

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2014, 11:02am says:

*Crosses fingers*
SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT

+1 vote   media: GIF storm.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 3 2014, 10:07pm replied:

F*ck me sideways and call me a b*tch, I think that's the largest contribution anyone has ever given!

MEDAL! I DEMAND A MEDAL OF HUMOUR!

+5 votes   media: GIGA GIGANTIC collection of You’re Doing it Wrong
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2014, 9:59pm says:

This is fairly true. NZ embraced, and we oppressed.
DON'T MAKE ME A DEPRESSED SLOB WHO FEELS GUILTY WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING!

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2014, 9:52pm says:

PLZ moar countryball

+4 votes   media: Smile or die trying !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 3:14am replied:

Just the way you like it, Dann.

+5 votes   media: Smile.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 30 2014, 3:08am says:

UAE is the America of the Middle East (except it doesn't like wars too much)?

+2 votes   media: [RMX] Yup.. It's A Lion, Sls And Gallardo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2014, 12:39am says:

Dear Santa...
I hope you have countermeasures on your sleigh, else all those presents are going to be mine thanks to my Stinger buddy.

+3 votes   media: Laugh.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 21 2014, 9:12am replied:

True. Money is a necessity. A necessity I could not care less for, but a necessity nonetheless.
I apologise for the seriousness of my comment. You may commence the kicking of my buttocks presently.

+2 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 11 2014, 7:33am says:

Captain? Can yuo of eksplainz zis?

+4 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2014, 8:58pm says:

No. J.J. Abrams
Wat r u doin?
J.J. Abrams
Plz
Stahp

You'll understand if you watched the new Star Treks.

+6 votes   media: Lens Flares :P
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 5 2014, 10:00pm says:

"Random AI system"? What is that?

+3 votes   media: CoD2 Red Square Massacre gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 28 2014, 3:47am replied:

When was this said?

+1 vote   media: GOL Sniper Magnum
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 25 2014, 8:23pm says:

Was there a purpose to the colours?

+3 votes   media: CoD2 colored smokes
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 22 2014, 5:35am says:

Needs to be bigger resolution and slower. I can only see Obama and Putin.

+5 votes   media: global fight
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2014, 8:04pm replied:

I wish it was a friendly.
The guy looks too nice to be a baddie, but he is.

+3 votes   media: CoD2 uniforms - more German heads
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 18 2014, 11:47pm says:

So a planet was blown up by a single plant sperm cell?
...Intriguing.

+1 vote   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 16 2014, 8:31pm replied:

Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.

+2 votes   media: have some more humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 13 2014, 7:21pm replied:

The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.

+1 vote   media: Tweet a selfie
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 12 2014, 9:20am says:

Girl, I hope your engines are primed and ready because we gonna take it to Warp 9 tonight.
Deep space is gonna be explored.

+3 votes   media: Star Trek Proposal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 11 2014, 5:58am says:

...I should get a gosling...

+5 votes   media: have some more humour
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 4:57am replied:

By the rate of which humanity is growing more stupid, you'll be sure to meet one very soon.
Like, tomorrow soon.

+1 vote   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2014, 4:45am says:

Okay, I am Australian and this is way too soon.
20+ years, but it is still a sensitive topic.

+2 votes   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 8 2014, 8:05pm replied:

Problems in the script?

+2 votes   media: 2.46 Commorose
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2014, 11:19am replied:

"Shouldn't we stop to help the animal we just ran over, sir?"
"We got a job to do, Private."
"But, sir, won't these images reflect badly on the company? I mean, people might think we lack a sense of compassion."
"...Private... The f*ck did I just say?"

+2 votes   media: Google
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 8:59pm says:

Um...
Where's the funniness?

+1 vote   media: Legend of Zelda (live action) trailer
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2014, 4:28am replied:

Zombie monsters setting up a trap?
I'll grab my shotgun.
Oh wait, I'm in Australia, not America.
You're on your own, mate.

+1 vote   media: Dead Space is free!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 3 2014, 4:33am replied:

Naruto...!

+1 vote   media: True Story
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 5:57pm says:

Dude, why not make this the game instead?

+13 votes   media: Epic Battle
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 5:56pm buried:

(buried)

But... but... but... Indonesia can not into spaces!
ROGUE REPUBLIC DEVS Y U NO KNOW WHAT POLAN FLAG LOOK LIKE???

-9 votes   media: A new unit revealed
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 1 2014, 9:26am says:

Give me a tutorial on how to make one of these islands PLZ!!!!
The detail! Such detail!
Seriously, my aim sometime is to make a continent called Turim eventually.

+1 vote   media: An Island
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 31 2014, 10:00pm replied:

What music is this?

+1 vote   media: Reveal Trailer for Counter Warfare: Ghost Protocol
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 29 2014, 5:23am says:

Russia laughs at your feeble attempts to create tanks.

+8 votes   media: Holding the ground
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2014, 6:18am says:

I wonder what the photographer must have been thinking when taking this picture.

+2 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 11:27pm replied:

#NOLO

+6 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 7:12am replied:

Agreed.
Now Crimea river, bontanel.

+8 votes   media: Putin 2016
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2014, 12:51am says:

I like it how the vehicles and soldiers (if they are added) are going to dwarf the buses and doorways.

+3 votes   media: City experiment
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 6:15pm replied:

I be landin' on that Ho

+3 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 25 2014, 10:30am says:

Swiggity swooty, I be lootin' ye booty!

+10 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 7:53pm replied:

It appears she's going to get a pounding. And I don't just mean the police beating her up.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+8 votes   media: Welcome to Ukraine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:01pm says:

Guided missiles?

+1 vote   media: ТУ95МС
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 9:50am replied:

"Never will be".
Would you like to say that to his face, dear Murauder?
Is that a challenge you have issued?

+2 votes   media: Putin strikes... again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 6:16am says:

Holy sheet.
But it's good for the insurgents because they have a few more days to prepare before you cut through the snow, isn't it?

+4 votes   media: Biggest enemy of the soldier: Mother Nature
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 24 2014, 4:47am says:

Well... It WAS Russian land before the American bought it and discovered oil... so... a referendum WOULD be legitimate...

+9 votes   media: Putin strikes... again
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 22 2014, 10:48pm says:

Probably exaggerated on the 'pluck yew' part, but otherwise seems legit.

+13 votes   media: The History of the Middle Finger
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 10:48am replied:

I've never seen snow with my own eyes.
That's one thing a I want from life; to see snow.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 20 2014, 9:02am says:

Times are tough when there's no Death Star to generate jobs.

+8 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 6:33pm says:

I like this new MEC model and textures.

+9 votes   media: Just Chillin'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2014, 9:22am replied:

Thanks. Stupidity talking. Sorry.

+1 vote   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2014, 6:22am says:

If you read these, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drop a comment so I know you are interested. I want to know if I write to others' likings.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 23 - Sunshine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 2:45am replied:

Who doesn't?
Unless of course the person suffering dies.

+3 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 16 2014, 2:43am says:

One thing I came to the relisation of a few days ago is that Mythology was basically religion from 10,000 to 1,000 years ago, correct?
Does this mean religion is basically Mythology?
Both have their own tales of heroism and villainy, with their own morals and strange creatures.
Both include gods and demi-gods and sons of gods.
No one believes myths of Mythology now, but people believed in the myths of Mythology back then.
It would have been considered offensive to the gods of ages past if you did not believe in the stories back then. It is considered by many to be heresey if you do not believe in the stories of religion today.
Am I correct in any way?
Is Mythology extinct religion?

+1 vote   media: Revelation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:25pm says:

rkraptor70 certainly enjoys laughing at others' expense.

+6 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:20pm replied:

Are we all sadists to like someone else's misfortune and or pain?

+13 votes   media: GIGANTIC collection of bad days.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 15 2014, 11:07am says:

WRONG! The instructions are not correct for the last step is incorrect.
It goes as such:
Stop!
Drop!
The Bass!

+8 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:27pm replied:

Actually, you can be seen with suspicion by the residents of a country even if you came to that country legally.
So yes, you can still be an alien even if you are legal.

+2 votes   media: more stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 13 2014, 6:19pm replied:

Agreed... but...
*sneaks up to your face and hugs it*
...this is a humour site.

+4 votes   media: Tumblr gold.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 10 2014, 11:18pm says:

Invading directly after a government-crushing rebellion, however, works like a charm.
As smooth as a knife in the Crimea region.

+9 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2014, 10:30pm replied: +6 votes   media: One Escaped
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 7 2014, 6:16pm says:

As these are relatively modern, you might want to do a plant wall on one of the sides when it's done. Eco-friendly and looks good.

+3 votes   media: More Swedish City buildings
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 6 2014, 7:02pm replied:

*Yet

+11 votes   media: Anschluss
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 5 2014, 4:36am replied:

It's funnier because I'm in Australia and Russia takes pity on us. They've been sparing us from communism since the USSR was formed because we already have enough stuff trying to kill us down here. Even the kangaroos are dangerous.
In other words...

2 BAD 4 U SUKKAZ LOL ROFL!

+8 votes   media: Putin
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 4 2014, 4:05am says:

It is of fair Russia protects its citizens in the Crimea, but now they askings the Ukraine armies to backs down...
Pity, Russia, I thought yuo was of good guy these days.

+7 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 1 2014, 8:37am says:

Coelophysis. My favourite.
But, providing it has the brainpower, I'd teach it about the dos and don'ts of the world rather than use a leash.

+1 vote   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2014, 7:50pm says:

"And I shall call him..."
*quickly zooms in for dramatic effect as he puts his little finger up to mouth*
"...Mini Me."

+5 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 16 2014, 7:14pm says:

It was opposite for me when I played Halo: Reach on Legendary.
Seriously, that sh*t is hard, and it toughensyou up like steel for multiplayer.

+3 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 15 2014, 1:13am replied:

You went online????
PAH!
I fought bots only.

+1 vote   media: Welcome to the Steam Tagging Beta
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:29am replied:

Americans and Whermacht were the best. Panzer Elite was slightly better than the Brits.
Instead of Russians, maybe they could have done some less-remembered side of the war, like the Africa/Greece campaigns. With Australians. And Vichy French. And Italians.

+4 votes   media: Welcome to the Steam Tagging Beta
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 14 2014, 3:23am says:

THE fabled Poutine?
The genetically enhanced Canadian brother of Putin?

+4 votes   media: stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 12 2014, 5:29am says:

"Emperor, what should we do with these new recruits?"
"Give them elaborate clothes and send them off into battle."
"But my lord Emperor Napoleon! What about trainin-"
"DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"

+14 votes   media: Neapolitan Garde d'Honneur
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:42pm replied:

Why indeed.
Much question.

+3 votes   media: trolympics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:06am says:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a vegetarian,
F*ck you.

I'm not really. GIVE ME YER BACON!

+3 votes   media: Have some laughs
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 8 2014, 9:04am says:

Anybody say the next Olympics should feature - to some degree - internet memes?
I would love to see the Trolympics come to life.

Also, why is not dodgeball an Olympic sport? I mean, as far as I know it's played worldwide and the rules rarely differ.

+3 votes   media: trolympics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2014, 8:58pm says:

Just imagine:
The Hangover Part 4: There And Back Again

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 7 2014, 8:54pm says:

People ask how can I be so calm when I've done nothing to study for tests.
I be like:
That's my secret,
I always fail.

+11 votes   media: Attitude →
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 7:09pm says:

Great. Just need to make sure the starps and other details are more proounced and there we have the base model!

+4 votes   media: Icelandic Soldier (WWII era) *W.I.P*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2014, 12:21am replied:

Why is North Ireland a tumor on America?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2014, 7:29pm replied:

My finest hour was in my Panzer III/IV.
I wiped out five tanks while I was nearly dead. Survived and won the game.
I miss my III/IV. I should never have gone up any tiers.

+1 vote   media: Normal World of Tanks Team
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 4 2014, 7:25pm replied:

What country, or flag, is that?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:39am says:

Could someone please explain? I do not know why Latvia abandons the gold and diamonds and oil. Though it is good he avoided the oil because he can now use cleaner energy sources like the Sun.

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 1 2014, 3:31am says:

If this be a drunken brawl, where be the Irelandball and Scotlandball?

+7 votes   media: Czechball takeover
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:57am says:

Loses a fight to Canadians and nobody bats an eye.
Loses a fight to Vietnamese and everyone loses their minds.
Double standards everywhere!

+8 votes   media: Scumbag 'Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 23 2014, 3:54am says:

China and Australia are compatible.
...Does this mean we're... What does it mean?

+7 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 1:51am says:

What's the deal with Germany and Turkey? Do they have some unheard of feud?

+2 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 22 2014, 1:50am replied:

I'd say these are deadlier than the missiles themselves.

+7 votes   media: Load The Redshirts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:13am says:

Now I'm always going to see Russiaball as Sovietball wearing a sweater.
DAMMIT COUNTRY BALLS!

+12 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 21 2014, 2:11am says:

They're done dirt cheap, but they're done effectively.
You can't argue with quality dirt like that.

+5 votes   media: Name*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2014, 7:52am says:

Who are these people and what are they doing?
G3A7 I think is the gun the front man is carrying.

+2 votes   media: 1996 Rejgar/Tove Mountain Operation unseen photos!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 6:10pm says:

But, Canada... there's the Winter Olympics, and your chance to demonstrate your superior hunting skills by hunting for foreign athletes.

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 13 2014, 3:42am says:

What? Can you blame them?
THEY ARE DOING A GOOD DEED.
They're reducing the number of humans on this planet, thereby reducing the number of potential ********, and reducing overpopulation in the meantime.

+11 votes   media: More Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 8:29am replied:

You see Australia crying in the top panel?
It is because we are sad they do not take you seriously.
Someday, little brother, someday this will be a reality.
North Korea can say it has the most nukes, but we brothers in arms can most proudly say we have the most sheep.
Who will be scared then, we wonder?
AUSTRANEWZEALANDLAND FOR THE WIN!

+6 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 12 2014, 12:50am replied:

This is my answer to 'Do you believe in God?':
I am open to the idea that in that darkly infinite expanse up there, there may be an almighty being controlling the strings of fate, and I would praise and commend him/her/it for its marvelous work if I saw proof. But the more I learn about this world and this universe, the more I find it less likely to be the case.

+1 vote   media: Dump
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 11 2014, 12:52am says:

Yes yes yes, ouwa powa wheel be felt froo-out histowy! Dey wheel wememba dis day froo de ages as de day ouwa soopeereeor nooks maid de summa skai turn brack!
It aww began wiv ouwa bwainwashing experiments on Dennis Wodman, which haf been sooksesfoo. Soon aww wheel ruv us! And feear us!

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 10 2014, 4:23am replied:

Just tell him dem Syrians have the puck, then BOOM! The civil war will be over and Canada will finally have fulfilled its dream of (partial) world domination.
My work here is done.

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 9 2014, 8:57am replied:

One extra continent so far. Yet to name any places or design any cities. Might need to get back to my house and help. With Dan and Evan maybe, if they'd be willing.

+1 vote   media: Taalisian Forces Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 7 2014, 6:53pm says:

You don't want to know how long it took for me to make the scope.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 4 2014, 4:58am replied:

I'm going to test it with the dinosaurs... BRB!

+5 votes   media: He's a hero!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 2 2014, 7:16pm says:

About darn time we caught up to BF4!
In terms of looks, not gameplay. Bloody CoD ripoff.

+2 votes   media: New HD Static Object Textures
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 1 2014, 7:54am replied:

And vodka, don't forget vodka.

+15 votes   media: Survive the new Year!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 12:47am replied:

One that shall never be created. We just keep talking about it and never do anything.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 30 2013, 12:06am replied:

I can't do grips, however, as you can see the grip there is flat.

+1 vote   media: Rusvekyan Army Armoury
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 28 2013, 10:26am says:

Psh. Easy, this one.
Miley Cyrus' most recent music video, 'Adore You'.

+6 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 23 2013, 5:04pm replied:

Por che no los dos?

+2 votes   media: Merry Christmas !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 21 2013, 7:30pm says:

@ElfFriend
That's black.

+7 votes   media: An Old Indian Saying
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 9:55am says:

These... THINGS (if that's the right word)... are getting scarier than a Slenderman-Pedobear hybrid.

+5 votes   media: C&H - Book Report
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 19 2013, 3:25am says:

Damn, man. Switzerland must be the head of the EU, otherwise how else would the majority of civilians have Lamborghinis?

+17 votes   media: Petrol station
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 18 2013, 7:29am replied:

Further explanation needed.

+7 votes   media: Canadian Ammo, Stroganoff and Maximum Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 17 2013, 7:02pm says:

I'm Australian. What is the mythical weapon you speak of?

+8 votes   media: Canadian Ammo, Stroganoff and Maximum Murica
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 7:58pm replied:

You mean they're FROM BF2142 or this IS BF2142

+2 votes   media: Battle for Nuuk Preview (W.I.P)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:31pm replied:

Yes, yes, let the lack of logic flow through you.

+2 votes   media: MiG-29 (reskin)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:29pm replied:

They aren't vanilla, are they?

+1 vote   media: Battle for Nuuk Preview (W.I.P)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 6:45am replied:

Elaborate? I'm only up to date with current conflicts.

+1 vote   media: Soul Drinkers
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 12 2013, 5:44am says:

Let Snowden be. He's a good person, in my opinion.
Besides, by now he's probably been through all the pubs in Moscow and forgotten all the secrets.

+9 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 11 2013, 8:38am says:

NOPE.
NOPE.
NOPE x infinity.

You rebelled. You don't deserve forgiveness.

+9 votes   media: Countryball
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 11:00pm replied:

In moderation, yes they're okay, but never in a dump. NEVER PUT A LOAD OF DOGE IMAGES IN A DUMP.

+5 votes   media: Skyrim
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 5:39pm replied:

(Read this in an American Hillbilly voice)

Oh yeah! Dem animals are gonna make him squeal like a pig!

+4 votes   media: wut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2013, 3:43am replied:

No. Death is too easy.
I have the solution:

Sharpen the edges of Lego bricks and stick the sharp sides up, then make him walk a kilometre/mile across them.

+12 votes   media: wut
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 8:40am says:

TyXo, I was born and raised here.

+7 votes   media: The small package
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 27 2013, 4:51am replied:

And the MEC to some terrorist cell, is that it?
Or are you converting them to Iraq?

+2 votes   media: HJ Otokar Cobra AWESOMENESS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:56am says:

I see only colourful rainbows and curious lines. And I'm not on LSD or any other narcotic.

+3 votes   media: PS2 Bard's Tale
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:50am says:

@AK151

ORLY?
Last I heard it you people were neck deep in pornography and zoophilia. By all the evidence I gathered, you, and your fellow group members here, would WANT to watch this fight rather than walk away from the opportunity the momentous occasion grants.

+7 votes   media: Hat-off 3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 25 2013, 6:42am replied:

Demon from Pipryat probably could.
I'd like to see this take place of the Vodnik for the MEC.

+2 votes   media: HJ Otokar Cobra AWESOMENESS!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 7:29pm says:

That's ONE way to kill a grammar Nazi.

+6 votes   media: Death of a Grammar Nazi
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 5:02am says:

You can't update the engine as far as I'm aware.

+2 votes   mod: Devils conflict
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 23 2013, 5:00am replied:

Are you saying packaging foam is just as delicious as popcorn?
Hmm.
Might have to try some for myself.

+2 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 7:15pm says:

More smoke than flash, please.

+1 vote   media: ...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:39pm replied:

Packaging foam, not popcorn.

+9 votes   media: People Caught Having Fun at Work
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 22 2013, 6:33pm replied:

Replace the bomb with vodka.
Replace shield with T-90.
Replace two-headed eagle with two-headed winged bear

+5 votes   media: Russian Imperial Aquilla
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:26pm replied:

A US soldier was left behind during a retreat. There was a German soldier standing guard ahead. To avoid detection, he was forced to slit the man's throat. He vomited later, only he had to sink his head into a muddy crated hole to hide the sound.

A ship in the Pacific was sunk by the Japanese in a naval battle. A group of survivors had to cling to a raft of salvaged deck wood to stay afloat. Slowly, one by one, they grew too tired and drowned, or were taken by sharks, without warning.

Japanese POW camps.

WWI.

Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Syria.

Don't tell me to dread life. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pessimist, but I know to be thankful for what I have.

+10 votes   media: posters
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 17 2013, 5:18pm replied:

I remember Live and Reloaded. It was like the whole freaking world was on drugs to some degree.

+1 vote   media: rest
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 9:36pm replied:

Providing you can reach from the United States, yes.

+1 vote   media: something nice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 16 2013, 3:06am says:

Where will they be featured?

+2 votes   media: CoD2 new weapons update (FG42)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 12 2013, 5:07pm says:

This does not look like BF2 anymore... The modelling and textures are too good.
DO NOT RUIN THIS WITH A HUD!

+12 votes   media: something nice
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 11 2013, 3:56am replied:

SO YOU ARE ALL ZOOPHILIACS!?
I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING ON A GROUP FOR LOLS AND GAGS, NOT SEX!

+5 votes   media: I heard you like Greek Mythology
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 9:58am replied:

Greeks must have really loved their... ahem... sexual pass-times/hobbies...
Why in the hell were there so many women/men having sex with wild animals anyway? AND WHY WERE THE WILD ANIMALS JUST AS DESPERATE AS THE HUMANS?!
It's like the whole Greek mythology is just one huge compilation of zoophiliac stories to some degree.

+4 votes   media: Dammit Zeus, Cut That Crap Out!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 10 2013, 9:53am replied:

Stabbing each other in the eye in the process?

+6 votes   media: some funnies
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 6 2013, 9:38am replied:

No idea where "doge" came from. It just... was there... No idea, honestly.

+5 votes   media: Much Such-ness
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 5 2013, 4:56am says:

.........This is Cyanide to the eyes! Not happiness!

+5 votes   media: Even More C&H
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 4 2013, 4:29am says:

How?

+1 vote   media: BF2+ custom shaders
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 2 2013, 11:12am says:

If you can't ensure the livelihood of Sint Maarten, I have a story-based mod idea. Somewhere in my blog section.

+1 vote   media: Coming soon...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 9:17am replied:

Teach me, fellow comrade.

+2 votes   media: DKOK and TAU
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2013, 9:08am says:

World War Z 2?
28 Days Later?
28 Weeks Later?

+1 vote   media: C&H :play charades
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:24am says:

WHEN WILL THIS BECOME A MOVIE?!

+5 votes   media: C&H: Reunion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:14am replied:

I'm afraid of where it may or may not be...

+9 votes   media: C&H: vibrate
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:10am says:

JUST HAND THESE MODELS OUT TO THE PUBLIC ALREADY!

+1 vote   media: BF3 AH-1Z Viper in BF2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:08am says:

Why not use MARPAT transitional camouflage?

+1 vote   media: USMC Texture Idea
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2013, 5:00am says:

A beachhead six miles wide and deep by the end of the day?

*Puts on sunglasses and pulls out a Walther*

NOT TODAY

+1 vote   media: Gold Beach
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 27 2013, 11:13am says:

In which file do I use the tweaks?

+1 vote   media: BF3 AH-1Z Viper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2013, 6:03pm replied:

Maybe it's because you didn't walk into a club and say waddup I got... you know what.

+2 votes   media: In a World of Derp
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 22 2013, 5:57am says:

Is it possible to implement it on the Vodnik?

+2 votes   media: CROWS System
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2013, 9:29am replied:

Adapt and overcome, biatch!

+2 votes   media: Meanwhile in Russia . . .
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 9:55am replied:

Why do people want to kill and burn for fun?

+1 vote   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 17 2013, 4:23am says:

The stupidity is strong with this one.

+15 votes   media: random pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2013, 6:25pm says:

Anything FH2 is artistic.

+4 votes   media: Fh2 Gazala - Artistic Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 13 2013, 7:07pm replied:

You can see the same tech used in buses and cars.

+2 votes   article: Chapter 17 - Scars and Bones
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 11 2013, 5:50am says:

I made a few sketches of fictional guns. I was planning to use them in a game I would create in the impossible future. Could use them for a more 'modern' Icelandic army. Based off real-life guns (because what isn't nowadays).
You want to see them?

+1 vote   media: ICM-3 'Grease Gun'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 8 2013, 11:34pm replied:

Native Americans? Make that 230 years, give or take?

+2 votes   media: Government Shutdown
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:43am replied:

I feel sad now...
Went through all that horror only to be killed by a Space Marine because it survived?

+1 vote   media: Avatar of Khaine
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:40am replied:

They had MK VII armour before the heresy?

+1 vote   media: Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 7 2013, 8:35am says:

You know you have modded Warhammer 40k too far when... Wait. YOU CAN NEVER MOD IT FAR ENOUGH!

+5 votes   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 6 2013, 9:02pm replied:

You really had him Putin his place.

+2 votes   media: Puntastic
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 5 2013, 8:01am says:

Modify the damage to a two-shot kill maximum. Ordinarily it's four shots.

+3 votes   media: M110
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 4:02am replied:

Pre-Heresy armour would look different. This is post-heresy.

+1 vote   media: Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 4:01am says:

What happens when the ninjas are Necron Wraiths or Warp Spiders?

+1 vote   media: Stuff
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2013, 3:59am says:

Imagine our world's history played out by orks.

+3 votes   media: Warboss Lincoln
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 1 2013, 11:23pm says:

What is this Marine's chapter? He looks like a non-converted Alpha Legionnaire.

+1 vote   media: Space Marines
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 8:13pm replied:

But then would they correctly remember how to operate the comms system to report their findings?

+2 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 8:11pm replied:

Certainly nothing to do with the fact that they think hunting is something to do for fun and is a bonding experience or that they almost have more guns than people or that only 55% know the sun is a star.

+2 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 29 2013, 7:16am replied:

Only to have an unfortunate accident with the sun.

+4 votes   media: Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 27 2013, 12:32pm replied:

False. This is merely a simulation. In a simulation rules cannot be broken, only bent. There is no glitch nor is there any breaking of rules. This, Neo, is a master of The Matrix.

+14 votes   media: p4f
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 24 2013, 7:52am replied:

Yes, use G3 instead of FAL. Those are more common. Al you would need is to retuxture it to a black instead of green.

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 9:33am replied: +1 vote   media: The Imperium of Man
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 22 2013, 1:09am replied:

G3A7 should be your favorite actually; redesigned and made in Turkey.

+2 votes   article: New Kits for factions (Supplies, Gunner and Specialist)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 19 2013, 7:08am replied:

Warhound! I have had Warhound battles in this game thanks to mods! Part of my life is now complete.

+2 votes   media: Death to Xenos! (And everyone else)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:18am replied:

No racism intended!

+1 vote   media: Mods are asleep
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 17 2013, 12:06am says:

Black Magic? It's a good thing... we're all white.
YEEEEAAAAAH!
(Except Salamanders)

+1 vote   media: Mods are asleep
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 15 2013, 9:46pm says:

Da boyz ah gunna hav fun orkyin dis shoota platform up!

+2 votes   media: So many guns!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 9:28pm says:

Where did the AMs come from?

+1 vote   media: Angry Marines are just Lovely.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 9:27pm replied:

Yet they are so expendable.

+1 vote   media: No surrender
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 10:22am says:

Note the long-haired Lunar Wolf, I think he is, pimp-handing the white and green space marine's helmet in?
Make me wonder why power fists were needed if that was all it took.

+1 vote   media: More stuff!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 13 2013, 5:10am replied:

In fact, you could make a heap of weapons as optionals, but only use a uniform amount.

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 12 2013, 4:08am replied:

I fail to see how it would involve them. Over half the countries planned would have nothing to do with the original combatants - USA, Kazakhstan, and Russia.

+1 vote   article: Something that might be in the mod.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 12 2013, 12:37am replied:

Use G3 until such a time, or use G3 as replacer.

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 10:09pm replied:

I wish I could save you, but I'm on another planet, away from the Imperium.

+1 vote   media: Have some Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 10:02pm replied:

Pity he had to kill you.

+1 vote   media: Horus & Sanguinius
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 9:58pm replied:

Nothing short thereof.
I must admit, the Tau make some relatively realistic battlesuits.

+2 votes   media: Tau XV107 R'varna Battlesuit
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 11 2013, 9:38am says:

My opinion: make the factions a bit more 'uniform'; organised. All weapons listed are with the time frame of this war and would be widely available by the outbreak. Uzis and Mac-10s would use both hands.

CAFU:
SpecOps - Machete/M1911/Mac-10/M67 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/M1911/M40/M67 Grenade/M18 Claymore
Soldier - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/M1911/M60E3/M67 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/M1911/FN FAL/M67 Grenade/AT Mine/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/M67 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/M1911/FN FAL/M72 LAW

PLACA:
SpecOps - Machete/Makarov/Uzi/F1 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/Makarov/Dragunov SVD/F1 Grenade/MON-50
Soldier - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/Makarov/RPK-74/F1 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74U/F1 Grenade/AT Mines/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/F1 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/Makarov/AK-74U/RPG-7

+1 vote   article: Kits/Loadouts
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 9 2013, 5:39pm says:

Was I the only one here who thought about stripper videos when I saw the update 'stripper clips'?

+13 votes   media: CoD2 stripper clips
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 7 2013, 10:52am replied:

I agree. MOAR!

+1 vote   article: Chapter 15 - A Loose End
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 2 2013, 9:02am says:

Am I mad?
Youtube.com

+1 vote   media: u mad bro ? :D
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 8:04pm replied:

You realise how wrong that sounded?

+2 votes   media: Arctic Texture RPG-7
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Sep 1 2013, 6:09am says:

Possible to convert PR maps to vanilla BF2? I've been searching for a truly urban map for a long while.

+4 votes   media: Khamisiyah Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 9:31am says:

It's a repost. But last time, we deduced that the Minotaurs are heretics. They would have used the catch-phrase "Space Marines, tonight we dine in hell!" somewhere along the line. 'Hell' in 40k is the Warp, therefore, the Minotaurs dine in the Warp, therefore they are heretics for eating warpish food.

+2 votes   media: Asterion Moloc
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 27 2013, 4:56am says:

PREDATOR was here.

+2 votes   media: some WTF moments for BF3 !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 25 2013, 4:45am replied:

The Chaos Marines must have forgot about the skulls for a long while; I don't see a single one.

+1 vote   media: Random
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 23 2013, 8:01am replied:

Is there something wrong? Really, is there?

+1 vote   media: random Crysis 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 22 2013, 8:45pm says:

Guess what. I PLAYED ON XBOX. SUKAZ!

+1 vote   media: random Crysis 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 22 2013, 7:17am says:

This game be...?

+1 vote   media: Now for the Italians.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 20 2013, 9:44am says:

The Marine must have accidentally taken a peek underneath. It was reported his last words were:
"MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH MY EMPEROR THEY BURN! HERESY! HERESY IN IT'S PUREST FORM! MY EYES!"

+3 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 19 2013, 4:34am says:

Is it heresy to the Mechanicus to super-size existing vehicles? Those sentinels are Titan-sized by my guess.

+4 votes   media: new pics 2
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 1:51am says:

"Dude, you gotta try this weed man. Them Iraqi locals said it makes you feel good, they weren't lyin', now I think I'm in a war!"

+4 votes   media: dat soldier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 13 2013, 1:47am says:

I know this map. I wished I could play it in singleplayer.

+3 votes   media: Fh2 Custom Map needs Bot-Support
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 8 2013, 2:13am replied:

That's the general idea.

+2 votes   media: zombies ! zombies everywhere !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 4 2013, 10:42am says:

All the nations that would be in the Turan Federation if ther ever was one formed?

+3 votes   media: Turan kurulmalı.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 3 2013, 11:59am says:

Just walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's carrying several aircraft that are launchin' bombing runs on the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's aircraft are launchin' boming runs along the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world...

+14 votes   media: waiting for patch *derp*
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Aug 1 2013, 8:35am says:

Western Australian here!

+3 votes   member: mickLMZR
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 31 2013, 4:50am says:

I agree with Chompster on the Pre-Heresy things.
But, really? I thought the wanting for AI-controlled machines died out long ago with the rumours of the Men of Iron?

+1 vote   media: Mechanicus Castellax Battle Automata
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 12:32am replied:

Alas, poor Heavy, I knew you well. Too...*sniff*...too well...*breaks into tears*

+1 vote   media: Object 279
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 30 2013, 12:14am says:

Those squats look cute!
...But then again that would have been the last words of about a million female guardsmen...

-1 votes   media: Squiggly meal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 8:10pm replied:

Damn you and yer avatar switchin'

+5 votes   media: just a taste testin of what i can do 3d
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 9:14am replied:

I know it's Command and Conquer. C'mon, cut me some slack. Or chuck me the bones of some slack... or give me an atom of slack. A cookie would do too...

+2 votes   media: Tiberium Conversion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 8:58am buried:

(buried)

Well... considering that the M1 Abrams basically has every requirement ticked, it'd only be natural for other nations adopt it, or create similar versions.

-18 votes   media: char Leclerc
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 29 2013, 4:53am replied:

Make dance, not love.

+2 votes   media: randomfield.....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 8:23pm says:

OMG MINI BOBA FETTS!

+1 vote   media: Tiberium Conversion
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 28 2013, 4:29am says:

BF2/FH2? Dodge-dart.org

+1 vote   media: FH2 + enb
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 12:31pm replied:

But why do they want this guy, and others, in prison?

+3 votes   media: This man...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 1:41am says:

Wait... AKP and PKK? Who are they? They want to get rid of Turkey? What's all this about? And why do they want this guy in prison?

+2 votes   media: This man...
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 26 2013, 1:36am says:

OH! I didn't know what I was looking for until Dan pointed it out!
I'm liking the new lightmap in... Karkand? Is it?

+1 vote   media: Do you even frog?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 9:39am replied:

Medal, not rank.

+3 votes   article: Awards won by Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 24 2013, 9:35am replied:

"Move it you french twot, I'm trying to look heroic here!"

+4 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2013, 9:53am replied:

Knocked him cold.

+2 votes   media: Happened in Australia this year
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 23 2013, 9:28am says:

Custom map, metinks?

+3 votes   media: AC-130 Spectre, First Light Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 8:14pm replied:

Or devastation, if you're the MEC.

+3 votes   media: AC-130 Spectre, First Light Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 22 2013, 4:55am replied:

Let me get it straight. Is he the one whose face is covered by the arm or the one in the space between the man's head and his arm?

+3 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 21 2013, 7:12pm replied:

Why did I have a feeling?
If Mustafa was looking for a glorified image there, he was phototrolled old school style.

+3 votes   media: Quest: Finding Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 19 2013, 9:31am replied:

By dying.
Apparently one of the only things guardsmen are good for...
How I long for Chuck Norris's shrine to be rediscovered in the 41st Millenium and for the Imperium to resurrect him.

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2013, 8:16am says:

Brilliant, but it's an ENB... My Mac may not be able to handle the huge advancement.

+2 votes   media: SOW2.0 + ENB
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 18 2013, 7:00am replied:

So what did he die from, Miss Matou?

+2 votes   media: One of my few regrets.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 17 2013, 5:29am replied:

Is this the fabled guardsman who lunged out at Horus?

+1 vote   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 17 2013, 5:27am replied:

What were those drone things based off? They must have been built around something.

+1 vote   media: Lord of Pestilence
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 17 2013, 5:25am says:

Let me be a psychologist for now.
Tell me, Miss Matou, what did you fail to protect your uncle from?

+4 votes   media: One of my few regrets.
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 16 2013, 3:06am says:

Again, what is this for? Are you making soldier models for BF2 or some other game from scratch?

+1 vote   media: final glove texture
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 8:45pm replied:

I'd buy it.

+3 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 15 2013, 8:41pm replied:

THE MEHREN IS EH HERETEC!

+8 votes   media: have some 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 14 2013, 4:00am says:

What is the highest honour Turkey could bestow in Mustafa's time?

+4 votes   article: Awards won by Mustafa Kemal
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 13 2013, 4:58am says:

SOLAR PANELS
European Union - Saving the world in more than one way!

+10 votes   media: EU Command Center concept
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 12 2013, 8:49am replied:

True, true, I am sorry, master.

+1 vote   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 9:12pm replied:

B*tch please. Do you know where I am, Imperial scumbags?

-1 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 11 2013, 10:27am replied:

The followers of Tzench have got it right, actually. We, and everything around us, are all made up of the dust of dying stars. Were it not for the atomic furnaces of stars, none of us would exist.

+2 votes   media: More Pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 10 2013, 3:15am says:

Yo, Spartans, WTF happened to your snipers and assault rifles and rocket launchers?
One thing's for certain, these guys ain't any Noble Team.

+5 votes   media: Chaos Marine defeating Halo Spartans
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 8:37pm replied:

I thank you.

+3 votes   media: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 7:44pm says:

I can just hear The Noob now.
"PROMOTED! PROMOOOOTED!"

+3 votes   media: Colonel 100 by repair tool !
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 8:59am replied:

I volunteer as Tribute...!

+1 vote   article: Beta Testers for Arctic Warfare Version 0.3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 8 2013, 2:27am says:

I see a Chaos Marine tainted by Necrons

+2 votes   media: pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 11:31am replied:

President: "WTF IS DIS SH*T!? I spent, what, 3 million dollars on that fricking UAV and all it delivers is some crappy photo of the combat zone without surrounding detail! How the hell are we supposed to take over the world with this junk?"

+6 votes   media: In-Game map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 7 2013, 3:54am says:

I volunteer!

+4 votes   article: Beta Testers for Arctic Warfare Version 0.3
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 9:05am says:

Hand is the only thing that looks out of place. Will you be able to find the time in the future to re-work them?

+3 votes   media: F1 Grenade In-game
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 4 2013, 3:00am says:

"I used to be a zombie like... no... I used to be alive like... gah... I... no... WTF GAH!!!!!! Whatever I'm dead."

+2 votes   media: Runner
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jul 1 2013, 8:11pm says:

The Aussie reply to the Priest.

+1 vote   media: Yeramba
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 28 2013, 4:12am replied:

I am not a man of religion.
And in that case, we must be thankful there are, and have been, men and women who have conquered those sins throughout our history. Mustafa Khemal Ataturk, for instance.

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 7:45pm replied:

Then if we keep to violence and greed, perhaps we are doomed to fail as a civilisation.

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 5:47pm replied:

True true. So what do we do?

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 9:51am replied:

There is too much bureaucracy in this world.

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2013, 3:39am replied:

But in my mind, there should be a limit to the amount one can have, and a restriction on what can be bought (as I said before, assault rifles).

+1 vote   article: Guns
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 26 2013, 4:55am says:

Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that the Abrams would be a bit too valuable to the UN to just be forgotten about and left behind.

+1 vote   article: Possible Equipment for each faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 21 2013, 11:24am says:

Despite BF3 being more 'up to date', I think that Bad Company 2 is better in terms of looks

+4 votes   media: BFBC2 some SP
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 19 2013, 4:42am replied:

At the time you play the map, the fire of the forest has died down to minor fires and smouldering trees. This way we could recycle the huge smoke effects in BF2 on Operation Smoke Screen. It would really make for an awesome spectacle on the battlefield seeing loads of troops pour out from the blackness. As a defender, you have no idea where the enemy is until they clear the flames.

+2 votes   media: Map Idea: Operation 'Fire Feet'
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 16 2013, 8:12pm says:

Hmm, I love the smell of a box of C4 in my face in the morning.

+3 votes   media: random lols
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 15 2013, 9:36am says:

Pilot after crash: "DAMMIT BRIAN! I told you we were running low on fuel!"

+3 votes   media: Final look of Telemark
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 14 2013, 7:35pm replied:

Could do with a few model improvements, but other than that, well done!

+4 votes   media: Abakan AN-94
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 11:04am replied:

Hooray!
But what's with the phasing through with the weapon model?
And what of tanks and stuff like that that are custom made from CAT studios?

+4 votes   media: Ak-5 New Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 8 2013, 7:28am replied:

Just need updated textures and I think it's good to go/

+3 votes   media: New Automatkarbin-5!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 6 2013, 4:13am says:

...Er... Only in America!

+2 votes   media: Wtf....?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2013, 9:38am replied:

...they be dyin'

+9 votes   media: IG
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:15am says:

Why choose a hammer but not a fist?
¿Por qué no las dos?
AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

+2 votes   media: More 40k
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 4 2013, 11:07am says:

Explain to me exactly how zombies are supposed to win if you have that SoaB on your side?

+2 votes   media: Easter-egg tank in FH2:Zombies!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 8:46pm replied:

Too much of a challenge?

+2 votes   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 2 2013, 9:58am says:

Tell me, Foxfort, have you ever considered taking on the challenge of creating reflections in jeep side mirrors and sniper scopes?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.5 Gameplay
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2013, 10:59am replied:

Now if only you could make those screened graphs change with speed or hull integrity...

+4 votes   media: 0.21 Patch Work In Progress Screenshots
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 31 2013, 6:37am replied:

So you like this simplified version? Keep in mind this is really to make the tank a little less of a target and to shorten development time.

+2 votes   media: New turret for RS-I. Yay or Nay?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2013, 8:20pm replied:

But exactly how effective have you been taking down a jet with machine guns?

+6 votes   media: Insurgent Anti-Air
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2013, 10:39am replied:

So, yeah, typically in most cases during the Pacific war, all the Japanese needed was a tracked vehicle with armour thick enough to stop a bullet and machine guns, maybe a howitzer of some kind to clear out emplacements.

+2 votes   media: Type 95 "Ha-Go"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 29 2013, 2:12am replied:

With the sound effect "What the fu- BOOOOOOOOM!"

+2 votes   media: Chuck Norris Billboard
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 22 2013, 5:18am says:

If this guy was the assault class, wouldn't it be logical to assume - as he is supposed to be the main class and on the front line - that he would have a helmet and more gear rather than just a cap?

+3 votes   media: Finland Medic/Assault Class
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 20 2013, 10:04am replied:

Red in winter? Seems legit.

+2 votes   media: EC365 Crimson Camo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 9:12am replied:

That's precisely it, it would be nice to have the first option, but it is just too difficult. Maybe once all is done it could be worked on, but not now.

+2 votes   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 19 2013, 5:11am replied:

I've already said this to Battlebro in person, but I think I should say it to everyone else. If BB19's sketches do become the German classes, then something extreme or difficult would need to happen. The soldiers there have scarfs, and thus the extreme thing would be to add flowing and reacting physics to them. That would require a LOT of coding. The difficult thing to do would be to model them onto the soldier meshes.
Just saying.

+2 votes   media: Finnish Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 16 2013, 10:20pm replied:

Maybe.
I'm not saying it will include it, but how do you feel about a four-tracked tank? That way the weight of the tank can be spread out on ice rather than focused on two spots.

+1 vote   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 15 2013, 11:20pm replied:

Oh thank god you like it.
I will soon be doing the RS-1 medium tank, I will try to make it look as unique as possible as it is designed and built in your home country, Magnus.

+2 votes   media: AC V Super Sentinel
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 13 2013, 5:16am replied:

Dammit I offended 100 million people just then.
I am truly sorry all other Star Trek Voyager fans.

+2 votes   media: M16a4 Eotech
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 11:04pm replied:

FALSE
There is no limit to the universe.

+1 vote   media: This sky is better ?
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 12 2013, 8:49am replied:

Based on M3 Lee chassis, made early war. It would be too outdated anyway, and it was only used in training exercises.

+1 vote   media: Winterized M2HB (Browning 50 .cal)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 10 2013, 8:31pm replied:

Actually, why can't there be a remake of Caspian Border?

+4 votes   media: Op. road rage
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 8 2013, 8:14pm says:

For the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once the thing is used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.

+2 votes   article: Possible kits for each German and Japanese Faction
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 1:01pm replied:

Just remember, there are limits. Soldiers are okay, vehicles, keep it realistic with those please.

+1 vote   media: EC365 Crimson Camo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 12:58pm says:

No neutral flags?

+2 votes   media: Longyearbyen Map
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 12:22pm replied:

Yeah well, I... can't think of a comeback.

+2 votes   media: Me
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 6 2013, 11:27am replied:

Thankyou my Swedish friend with an avatar of an African in North Korean hat on a Russian... flag... you have got your nationality confused.

+1 vote   media: Me
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal May 4 2013, 12:27pm replied:

South, I presume?

-2 votes   mod: Korean Crisis 2013
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 29 2013, 8:41pm replied:

I'm sorry Mr Collective, I was told to bring this fatal dose of individuality to you, courtesy of Captain Catherine Jane Way.

+2 votes   media: M16a4 Eotech
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 29 2013, 8:36pm says:

Please, you do realise not everything has to have scopes and sights.

+3 votes   media: Scar L with Eotech
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 29 2013, 9:59am replied:

If you do, please make it a high-res burnt metal texture, I hate the vanilla black stain destroyed vehicle texture.

+4 votes   media: Second Battle of Lennigrad 1946-1947
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 27 2013, 11:28pm says:

I spy with my little eye a new MEC skin?

+1 vote   media: PKP v3 and Hk G3 Sniper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 26 2013, 9:53am replied:

The man's the f*cking devil, you think that's gonna be enough?

+1 vote   media: Darth Maul
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 24 2013, 5:21am says:

How are they with bugs, though?

0 votes   article: Artillery In Singleplayer
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 21 2013, 3:04am replied:

Perhaps instead it could circle around a target, one side always facing it, the other side facing outwards the counter an assault from the other side. It would behave like a Spectre when attacking, just without the big guns.

+2 votes   media: NATO UH-60 "Black Hawk"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 9 2013, 5:11am says:

Please don't make Russia be pit against the US. There's been too much of that 'the cold war is still on' stuff lately.

+1 vote   article: Crashes....
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 6 2013, 7:26am says:

I must appologise for the continuous paragraphing, something went wrong when copying from Word, I guess.

+1 vote   article: Alma
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 5 2013, 8:51am replied:

Just take the damn compliment.

+2 votes   media: Unimog (Model by Shilka234)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Apr 4 2013, 10:35am says:

Are you sure you haven't blow BF2s limits already?

+2 votes   media: Unimog (Model by Shilka234)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 27 2013, 12:18am replied:

I never found the minigun to be OP; it's hard getting a good strafing run with rockets effectively alone!

+2 votes   media: Mosquito ulralight helicopter
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 26 2013, 7:35am says:

I think you should have been part of Infinity Ward from day 1!

+6 votes   media: CoD2 MG34 drum progress
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 23 2013, 11:31am says:

Hooray!
Now I don't have to accidentally kill my teammates in vehicles just to make sure they aren't the enemy!
Just one thing, think you could retexture the gunner's helmet in the Viper, to a more realistic military style?

+2 votes   media: New Hud ground target markers for AH
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 19 2013, 10:26pm says:

Better than any vanilla CoD4 weapon model, I think.

+1 vote   media: SAIGA-12
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 17 2013, 7:54am says:

Desert camo in an arctic environment?
Seems legit.

+1 vote   media: M163 and SU39 (Iceland)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 8 2013, 11:39am says:

Camera needs to be fixed to the tail of the jet.

+2 votes   media: Jet vs Jet
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Mar 3 2013, 2:33am says:

This was done pixel by pixel?!

+1 vote   media: New textures for Russian soldier
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2013, 7:08pm replied:

Perhaps scratch marks too.

+4 votes   media: New G36c
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 26 2013, 7:06pm replied:

And APCs
And Tanks
And Jets
And Helicopters
And Jeeps

+4 votes   media: HD RPK74
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2013, 3:51am says:

I don't believe I've seen this map before.

+1 vote   media: BF2 modding of the day: MG36
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 22 2013, 3:45am replied:

DICE: "F*ck logic"

+1 vote   media: Sabalan pipeline - best looking BF3 map so far
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 21 2013, 7:16pm replied:

The religion is leaning more towards Islam, yes, but it has been influenced by all the other religions as it went from the Middle East, through India, down south east Asia, and into Indonesia.

+1 vote   mod: Rise of the Fallen [NOW PART OF WW3:GF]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 20 2013, 8:30pm says:

Why Indonesia?
Sorry, but they wouldn't have the money nor the manpower to go to full on war, even in 2022 as far as I can tell. Besides, they are not that fanatical on Islam, though officially listed as a Muslim country. Islam there isn't like the more extreme kind in the Middle East. It is Islamic cross Hindu, cross Buddhism, cross Animism. So Islam there is a fruit salad of ideologies.
Furthermore, how in the hell would they get support from the rest of the HIC if they are way out in the South Pacific, right next to Australia?

0 votes   mod: Rise of the Fallen [NOW PART OF WW3:GF]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 9 2013, 10:55pm replied:

Excuse my noobiness.
What is a splashmark?

+2 votes   media: ACU and combat gloves
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Feb 6 2013, 5:13am says:

You made the hud, or got it from BFSP forums?
I like it either way.

+2 votes   media: AK-12 Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 16 2013, 3:51am replied:

If I knew how, I could go on BF3 and record tank reloading.
Or would that be plagerism, to add content from the sequel into a mod?

+1 vote   media: Global Storm v0.4.5 WiP sounds
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jan 14 2013, 4:12am says:

The ground and sky are always dark and red-ish. Is there still the green pastures used by vanilla Warband?

+1 vote   media: The Highelves
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Dec 10 2012, 5:57pm says:

I wonder if the speed dial goes up and down according to the speed.

+2 votes   media: some pics
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2012, 7:18pm replied:

GAH! Why can't I erase comments...

+1 vote   media: Just Wallpaper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 21 2012, 9:08am says:

Intimidating?
By the view here, the rocket launcher looks a little OP!

+1 vote   media: Just Wallpaper
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 18 2012, 12:04am says:

Is it me or does gameplay look a lot more fierce?
One thing, is it possible for there to be dirt effects on the gas mask visor?

+2 votes   media: Global Storm Special Forces Edition
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 3 2012, 8:53am says:

Fortifications :D
Will the AI be smart enough to use the walls for cover?

+2 votes   mod: CONQUEST - The Struggle for World Domination
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 27 2012, 1:56am replied:

Yeah... too much speed; it should be a wreck.

+1 vote   media: errrr
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 23 2012, 10:11am says:

Happy 100th birthday comrade!

+2 votes   member: ziba128
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Jun 5 2012, 11:55am says:

Can you deploy it with the little stands?

+1 vote   download: BAR M1918A2 collection [TRY-OUT]
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 3 2014, 7:46am says:

One does not simply Cage the beast.

+4 votes   media: Beauty and the BEES?!
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2014, 9:29pm replied:

1: I don't understand.
2: No country should be an empire.
3: YOU HAVE NO MUSICAL PARODIC TASTE!

+2 votes   media: Spooky
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2014, 10:54am says:

Spooky scary skeletons drink calcium every day,
Your swords and stones won't break their bones
It's best you run away.
Spooky scary skeletons will have revenge tonight
For all the times you called them weak
And didn't give you fright.
Oh we're so sorry, skeletons, we beg for us to live
We take back all we said before
Please mercy won't you give?
Spooky scary skeletons ignore our pleas for peace;
They wake themselves from Skyrim tombs
And just won't leave you be.

+6 votes   media: Spooky
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Nov 1 2014, 5:59am says:

Seems you might want to adjust the Lee Enfield No.4 reload animation a little - the thumb goes through the scope.
But all in all, great work. It's been a while since any content has been added. Hope we can see a download soon.

+5 votes   media: CoD2 Market Garden (gameplay)
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 29 2014, 4:34am replied:

Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?

+1 vote   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 11:10am replied:

My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.

+2 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 28 2014, 5:45am replied:

I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.

+3 votes   media: Operation Hellstorm Loading Screen
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 23 2014, 12:00pm replied:

No:
Fc07.deviantart.net
Rocket is made too.

+1 vote   media: Re-reworked
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 5:25am says:

For your Captain, head to the Description.
*Flies away*

+1 vote   media: The Fire Rises
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 21 2014, 4:49am replied:

I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.

+1 vote   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 20 2014, 6:52pm says:

Starring:
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Smooth Shaker
and Co-starring:
Feline Fren-Z

+4 votes   media: Shakin' 2: Generation Boogaloo
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:58am replied:

Now go, save your people. They need you.

+5 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:56am says:

How the hell do you guys think we're going to survive a zombie apocalypse if you can't handle a huntsman, a NON-VENEMOUS BUNDLE OF HAIR AND LEGS THAT EATS THE DANGEROUS SPIDERS THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE AFRAID OF?!

+2 votes   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 16 2014, 3:52am says:

I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.

Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.

+1 vote   media: Smile{dot}
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 15 2014, 7:01am replied:

*Thalmor spy spots you*
YOU THERE!
*Gallops forth*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
*Gallops away*

+2 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 14 2014, 6:38pm replied:

The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.

+5 votes   media: XKCD: Lightsaber
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 13 2014, 2:38am replied:

You realise Player 2 cannot enter the game, don't you? You are without help and it cannot be killed, only fended off for a few seconds

+1 vote   media: Alien: Isolation
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 10:33pm says:

So the Chinese will also be in the mod?

+1 vote   media: Russian MRAP vehicle VPK-3924 "Medved"
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 9:14pm replied:

That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.

+4 votes   media: have some humor
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 12 2014, 6:17am says:

I also watched your 0.3 preview.
I'm just wondering whether it's possible to have the holographic crosshairs on the Eotech sight to be a texture on the model rather than an overlay.

+3 votes   media: Desert Eagle. 50 AE Updated Animations
MasterofMetal
MasterofMetal Oct 11 2014, 6:04am says:

Looks a bit... short, don't you think?
(Yes, I do know that he wasn't that small)

+2 votes   media: Napoleon in his office.
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