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When bitches meant dogs.
When ***** meant donkeys.
When ***** meant roosters.
When pussies meant cats.
Damn, our society got perverted fast.
For a second I thought it was Sumatra, and you'd started on the Pacific theatre. But this is just as good.
I'm 16 and I don't either.
I don't study and I still get 50% and up on exams and tests, despite Mum bugging me to study.
I've been writing a book in my spare time when I get stressed, and after 3 years its 274 pages long and almost done.
Am I doing it right?
Quite unique too. I mean, how many OTHER students did this (quote on quote) simple equation?
One way to get their attention.
You know that there's a lizard (can't remember the name or what documentary I saw it on (I think it was David Attenbro)) somewhere in America that flattens itself and stands on its spiked side so it looks bigger to ward off predators (in the documentary's case it was a snake). And if that doesn't work, it falls into the predator.
But here's the thing, the snake, rather than biting its exposed underside, was actually WIERDED OUT by the action and went away.
A REPTILE can be WIERDED OUT.
Thankyou, my child.
Nah, go do Human Biology; they have HD pictures of the stuff.
Eh. There's always that distant cousin or family friend or whatnot.
But what's it to him? I know how it's all going to end anyway: everyone dies no matter what.
I never knew Mario was one cold motherf*cker.
But it isn't funny.
It's not humourous or satirical or a parody of anything.
This is genuine foolery that should not be celebrated, like planking on the balcony railings of thirteen storey buildings.
This doesn't belong here.
How, so much strength in that arm.
I wonder how he gained so much... muscle...
Any mortal can learn to use a word of a Shout through years of practice.
The Dragonborn, however, only needs to learn the word to Shout because he (or she) is part Dragon.
Is there a problem?
Never be the last to wake up at a slumber party.
Dem saints knew it long before anyone else did.
1. Because they are people taken from renaissance art and animated in a gif to do #SWAGY stuff.
2. Because Jesus will never know what it is like to go underwater.
3. Because they are cool.
Dovahkiin: "So you and my mother... Kinky."
Hight by width by length.
2m x 2.7m x 3.7m. Usually (corner rooms temperamental). You have the files, you can measure them yourself.
To compensate for carnivores taller than 3m, all we need to do is scale the building up.
Are they Illuminati?
Let's find out.
Steam has 5 letters.
Illuminati has 13.
What is in common?
A, T, M.
ATM has 3 letters.
ATMs dispense cash.
What rhymes with cash?
What has 3 letters?
Twitter and Hashtag both have 7 letters.
Now let's do the math.
13 - 7 = 6.
6 - 3 = 3.
Half Life 3.
IS HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED???
IS HALF LIFE 3 ILLUMINATI???
So deep we must head into Chapter 2.
We must go deeper.
For a scrub, ur smart.
I leik u.
Please, do tell.
A story I am writing is nearing 100% completion. If a sequel were to be made, not that one would be, the ideal location would be in either Colombia or Brazil.
Is it the government? If so, why? Or if not, what is it?
I try to be as politically correct when depicting foreign countries, seeing as I will never visit them, being a poor Australian kid.
I agree, but it appears they've not disregarded our input: if you pay close attention these variants are similar to A2 and B2 of the last pic, they've just added a tower. But, to me, it makes these ones look more like a Command Centre.
Dat XBONE iz massiv, cud kil sum1 wid dat.
Perhaps this may help.
Here was the method.
1: F*ck the "debt". It does not exist.
2: F*ck the jews. They were taking the money.
3: F*ck the world. It is your b*tch.
While the strategy has merit in the early stages, I often found that I ****** off the wrong people, and they came knocking with their loan sharks for their "debt" (that I continue to deny exists). I made allies with certain useless neighbours, one of which I stabbed in the back, the other ****** of a guy named Theodore, and the last one had a complete change of mental state and decided to attack me when them loan sharks came too close to him. Damn Mussolini.
In the end, my pride was damaged, and I was split in two, and I often caught myself feeling ashamed and thinking "what was I thinking?". But I had a good run, and that was fun.
420/69 Would recommend for everyone.
My first smirk. :1
Since I'm in Australia without Foxtel, I don't have this problem. Documentaries that are shown on free TV are high quality and cover whatever subject they cover very well.
Just a quick question, have you ever seen a documentary on the Maya or Aztec civilisations? I'm really curious about them.
God damn it, Santa, IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU WHY WE'RE HAVING GLOBAL WARMING!
He's already been here this morning, so I hope other people have better luck with their Stinger missiles.
This is true.
Before you can make something good from the bad, Life throws more bad than you can deal with.
*Throws ninja smoke*
Ever been so high that you have an existential crisis?
This is actually up to debate. Skeletal remains show defined fingers a spike-thumb, but you see fingers in any whale's skeleton where the flippers are. The skeleton of a rhino looks nothing like an actual rhine besides the head and four feet and tail.
We cannot say exactly what (the majority of) dinosaurs looked like.
To be honest, even though any thought of it by you mod developers would probably be considered heresy, I like that you stuck with Bungie's art style over 343's. Halo 4 just seemed to go too "arty" futuristic with the armours and weapons rather than 1,2, 3, ODST, and Reach, who all took a realistic approach it it.
You're not a very nice person and I don't like you.
*Sunglasses over over eyes*
1v1 me Rust, scrublord! I'll rekt ur throat! I swear on me mum!
2 spooky 100 me.
U cry at Frozen 2 confirmed?
S#!T does Happens.
P.S.: TONY IS GOING TO QUICKSCOPE AUSTRALIA! VOTE SENPAI KUSH 2017 TO STOP IT! Qualifications and attack add is here: Youtube.com
My previous desires are satisfied, but I must say that...
The cake was presented to Clint.
He didn't like it, and so escaped the tyranny that was his parents to find his true purpose in life in the Wild West, where a .45 was all that was needed to settle disputes.
Thus he became known as the Man from the East Woods.
And so the legend we know today was born.
When did Australia secede from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.
When did Australia succeed from Britain? We're still the Commonwealth, and we still have the Governor General who can kick out the current Prime Minister and his or her party if the Monarchy so wishes.
Did you take inspiration from Walking With Dinosaurs with their depiction of the Utahraptor?
Also, I have to ask since I'm a modeller and animator myself, how did you manage to get the feet to be lying on a flat plain when modelling? If I didn't do that, will there be errors in the model when animating afterwards?
Do you try to calm it by stroking it's head and watching movies with girls in them?
If someone actually did these without them being set up, yes, yes they would be.
Unfortunately most (if not all) camera angles are too obvious to the people being trolled to be hidden.
It's a CONCEPT joke, after all. Or at least I THINK that's what it implies.
Yep. I was pointing out there was another that the OP forgot to include.
I don't know. Better ask Lion King where Nala is Simba's sister.
Note how the parts are separate so they can be assembled in whatever program you proper developers use.
It's funny because at the time I commented there were 69 views.
Well then, should I get myself some pu$$33?
So long as you have beer, you're welcome.
Well... assuming your dog is a male, all you have to do is just be a real bitch.
Welsh have a long, slender dragon...
Chinese have long, slender dragon in their folklore...
You don't actually think... Chinese are Welsh? Or vice versa?
Looks bulky, but DAMN does it look good.
Best Photoshop I've ever seen.
"Aragorn, something is out there."
"What do you see?"
"The white medical officer approaches."
"Do not let him pull out his syringe or he will eradicate us."
Show: The Bill
Episode: Ducking Plot Twists
You remeber how BF4 was rumoured to have a dinosaur mode?
This is beyond current Battlefield quality in every way. DICE got rekt by a single person who does this in his/her free time.
This, kids, is why you should never make promises to yourself while drunk, because promises must be completed and thus they cannot be backed down from.
Foolish peoples. I have no money to gib thus I am safe from his powers.
DON'T CARE FOR 1/2LIFE 3!
WHERE MAH PORTAL 3?!
Some tanker please explain the difference between an IFV and an APC please.
How do you know your player isn't fat?
Oh, you pressed F to have a third-person view? Nah, that's not your character's actual physique; it's his PERCEPTION of himself.
How can he sprint for ages? He thought he smelled McDonald's in the air.
WHY DID THEY NOT DECIDE TO END WHAT MEL GIBSON (William Wallace in Braveheart) STARTED?!
Usain Bolt aint got nothin on dis shiz.
The national pride is strong with this one.
I should clarify that I was speaking to ppndΣ-snouıɯΘ. I apologise to John Smith and all others if there was any misinterpretation.
With all due respect, that IS what seems to be happening.
East Ukrainians want to join Russia, Ukraine grants them amnesty. But the rebels don't want to join Russia without their houses. Russia is just going with the flow and smiling knowing that they may be getting more land, and supplies the rebels with weapons.
And let me just say (with fear of being kicked by admin for being serious) that it was not Russia's fault for the shooting down of MH17. Putin merely gave the separatists the means to fight - he had no authority on whom the weapons were used.
Intriguing variation with the front legs being more like fingers than feet.
But seriously, what modelling program do you use?
You must not feel too bad.
I too hath been fooled by the temptation of less stuttering.
Why were so many people never taught about the roman numerals? I've counted at least LVIII posts so far with this stuff.
When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand something that's worth your while! Honestly, you've spent your WHOLE LIFE up until this point and all you get are some DAMN LEMONS!
May the riots commence.
And may the odds be ever in the combatants' favour.
I would never.
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I know it's rare to have a six goal gap, but it only really hit me when Australian news translated it into AFL statistics:
In our version of football (soccer is soccer, Australian Football League is football) there are two kinds of points. A Behind scores a single point and a goal scores six. It's easier to play considering the pitch is larger and there are more players, but... the Brazil v Germany match equals to approximately a 25-30 GOAL win over the other team.
Matches here are usually down to 20-30 POINTS difference.
Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?
Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*
Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.
Did anyone else need to re-read some parts of the quote to understand what Sebastian was saying?
For the graduation is dark and full of joblessness.
Don't the French come under the Friendly Rival box alongside Germany?
Jechtenstein? Vas is das? Please, comrades, of explainings.
Dude... do animals kill you for pleasure and use your skin to wipe their feet on?
Same with... Colorado...? I think that's the name of the big state on the left, labelled Welfare Queen.
The problem is... this is not the actual case. We're all fairly content to leave it in the ground.
I would have hugged it rather than run.
MasterofMetal used Hug!
Dinosaur is stunned into paralysis - it can't move!
SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT SPIT HIM OUT
F*ck me sideways and call me a b*tch, I think that's the largest contribution anyone has ever given!
MEDAL! I DEMAND A MEDAL OF HUMOUR!
This is fairly true. NZ embraced, and we oppressed.
DON'T MAKE ME A DEPRESSED SLOB WHO FEELS GUILTY WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING!
PLZ moar countryball
Just the way you like it, Dann.
UAE is the America of the Middle East (except it doesn't like wars too much)?
I hope you have countermeasures on your sleigh, else all those presents are going to be mine thanks to my Stinger buddy.
True. Money is a necessity. A necessity I could not care less for, but a necessity nonetheless.
I apologise for the seriousness of my comment. You may commence the kicking of my buttocks presently.
Captain? Can yuo of eksplainz zis?
No. J.J. Abrams
Wat r u doin?
You'll understand if you watched the new Star Treks.
"Random AI system"? What is that?
When was this said?
Was there a purpose to the colours?
Needs to be bigger resolution and slower. I can only see Obama and Putin.
I wish it was a friendly.
The guy looks too nice to be a baddie, but he is.
So a planet was blown up by a single plant sperm cell?
Your body is jealous.
My body is jelly.
The earth will get over it. The other species of the world won't.
But the UN did rule recently that fossil fuels will not be used by 2100. But that's a pathetic attempt, I think.
Girl, I hope your engines are primed and ready because we gonna take it to Warp 9 tonight.
Deep space is gonna be explored.
...I should get a gosling...
By the rate of which humanity is growing more stupid, you'll be sure to meet one very soon.
Like, tomorrow soon.
Okay, I am Australian and this is way too soon.
20+ years, but it is still a sensitive topic.
Problems in the script?
"Shouldn't we stop to help the animal we just ran over, sir?"
"We got a job to do, Private."
"But, sir, won't these images reflect badly on the company? I mean, people might think we lack a sense of compassion."
"...Private... The f*ck did I just say?"
Where's the funniness?
Zombie monsters setting up a trap?
I'll grab my shotgun.
Oh wait, I'm in Australia, not America.
You're on your own, mate.
Dude, why not make this the game instead?
But... but... but... Indonesia can not into spaces!
ROGUE REPUBLIC DEVS Y U NO KNOW WHAT POLAN FLAG LOOK LIKE???
Give me a tutorial on how to make one of these islands PLZ!!!!
The detail! Such detail!
Seriously, my aim sometime is to make a continent called Turim eventually.
What music is this?
Russia laughs at your feeble attempts to create tanks.
I wonder what the photographer must have been thinking when taking this picture.
Now Crimea river, bontanel.
I like it how the vehicles and soldiers (if they are added) are going to dwarf the buses and doorways.
I be landin' on that Ho
Swiggity swooty, I be lootin' ye booty!
It appears she's going to get a pounding. And I don't just mean the police beating her up.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Never will be".
Would you like to say that to his face, dear Murauder?
Is that a challenge you have issued?
But it's good for the insurgents because they have a few more days to prepare before you cut through the snow, isn't it?
Well... It WAS Russian land before the American bought it and discovered oil... so... a referendum WOULD be legitimate...
Probably exaggerated on the 'pluck yew' part, but otherwise seems legit.
I've never seen snow with my own eyes.
That's one thing a I want from life; to see snow.
Times are tough when there's no Death Star to generate jobs.
I like this new MEC model and textures.
Thanks. Stupidity talking. Sorry.
If you read these, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drop a comment so I know you are interested. I want to know if I write to others' likings.
Unless of course the person suffering dies.
One thing I came to the relisation of a few days ago is that Mythology was basically religion from 10,000 to 1,000 years ago, correct?
Does this mean religion is basically Mythology?
Both have their own tales of heroism and villainy, with their own morals and strange creatures.
Both include gods and demi-gods and sons of gods.
No one believes myths of Mythology now, but people believed in the myths of Mythology back then.
It would have been considered offensive to the gods of ages past if you did not believe in the stories back then. It is considered by many to be heresey if you do not believe in the stories of religion today.
Am I correct in any way?
Is Mythology extinct religion?
rkraptor70 certainly enjoys laughing at others' expense.
Are we all sadists to like someone else's misfortune and or pain?
WRONG! The instructions are not correct for the last step is incorrect.
It goes as such:
Actually, you can be seen with suspicion by the residents of a country even if you came to that country legally.
So yes, you can still be an alien even if you are legal.
*sneaks up to your face and hugs it*
...this is a humour site.
Invading directly after a government-crushing rebellion, however, works like a charm.
As smooth as a knife in the Crimea region.
As these are relatively modern, you might want to do a plant wall on one of the sides when it's done. Eco-friendly and looks good.
It's funnier because I'm in Australia and Russia takes pity on us. They've been sparing us from communism since the USSR was formed because we already have enough stuff trying to kill us down here. Even the kangaroos are dangerous.
In other words...
2 BAD 4 U SUKKAZ LOL ROFL!
It is of fair Russia protects its citizens in the Crimea, but now they askings the Ukraine armies to backs down...
Pity, Russia, I thought yuo was of good guy these days.
Coelophysis. My favourite.
But, providing it has the brainpower, I'd teach it about the dos and don'ts of the world rather than use a leash.
"And I shall call him..."
*quickly zooms in for dramatic effect as he puts his little finger up to mouth*
It was opposite for me when I played Halo: Reach on Legendary.
Seriously, that sh*t is hard, and it toughensyou up like steel for multiplayer.
You went online????
I fought bots only.
Americans and Whermacht were the best. Panzer Elite was slightly better than the Brits.
Instead of Russians, maybe they could have done some less-remembered side of the war, like the Africa/Greece campaigns. With Australians. And Vichy French. And Italians.
THE fabled Poutine?
The genetically enhanced Canadian brother of Putin?
"Emperor, what should we do with these new recruits?"
"Give them elaborate clothes and send them off into battle."
"But my lord Emperor Napoleon! What about trainin-"
"DO NOT QUESTION MY GENIUS!"
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a vegetarian,
I'm not really. GIVE ME YER BACON!
Anybody say the next Olympics should feature - to some degree - internet memes?
I would love to see the Trolympics come to life.
Also, why is not dodgeball an Olympic sport? I mean, as far as I know it's played worldwide and the rules rarely differ.
The Hangover Part 4: There And Back Again
People ask how can I be so calm when I've done nothing to study for tests.
I be like:
That's my secret,
I always fail.
Great. Just need to make sure the starps and other details are more proounced and there we have the base model!
Why is North Ireland a tumor on America?
My finest hour was in my Panzer III/IV.
I wiped out five tanks while I was nearly dead. Survived and won the game.
I miss my III/IV. I should never have gone up any tiers.
What country, or flag, is that?
Could someone please explain? I do not know why Latvia abandons the gold and diamonds and oil. Though it is good he avoided the oil because he can now use cleaner energy sources like the Sun.
If this be a drunken brawl, where be the Irelandball and Scotlandball?
Loses a fight to Canadians and nobody bats an eye.
Loses a fight to Vietnamese and everyone loses their minds.
Double standards everywhere!
China and Australia are compatible.
...Does this mean we're... What does it mean?
What's the deal with Germany and Turkey? Do they have some unheard of feud?
I'd say these are deadlier than the missiles themselves.
Now I'm always going to see Russiaball as Sovietball wearing a sweater.
DAMMIT COUNTRY BALLS!
They're done dirt cheap, but they're done effectively.
You can't argue with quality dirt like that.
Who are these people and what are they doing?
G3A7 I think is the gun the front man is carrying.
But, Canada... there's the Winter Olympics, and your chance to demonstrate your superior hunting skills by hunting for foreign athletes.
What? Can you blame them?
THEY ARE DOING A GOOD DEED.
They're reducing the number of humans on this planet, thereby reducing the number of potential ********, and reducing overpopulation in the meantime.
You see Australia crying in the top panel?
It is because we are sad they do not take you seriously.
Someday, little brother, someday this will be a reality.
North Korea can say it has the most nukes, but we brothers in arms can most proudly say we have the most sheep.
Who will be scared then, we wonder?
AUSTRANEWZEALANDLAND FOR THE WIN!
This is my answer to 'Do you believe in God?':
I am open to the idea that in that darkly infinite expanse up there, there may be an almighty being controlling the strings of fate, and I would praise and commend him/her/it for its marvelous work if I saw proof. But the more I learn about this world and this universe, the more I find it less likely to be the case.
Yes yes yes, ouwa powa wheel be felt froo-out histowy! Dey wheel wememba dis day froo de ages as de day ouwa soopeereeor nooks maid de summa skai turn brack!
It aww began wiv ouwa bwainwashing experiments on Dennis Wodman, which haf been sooksesfoo. Soon aww wheel ruv us! And feear us!
Just tell him dem Syrians have the puck, then BOOM! The civil war will be over and Canada will finally have fulfilled its dream of (partial) world domination.
My work here is done.
One extra continent so far. Yet to name any places or design any cities. Might need to get back to my house and help. With Dan and Evan maybe, if they'd be willing.
You don't want to know how long it took for me to make the scope.
I'm going to test it with the dinosaurs... BRB!
About darn time we caught up to BF4!
In terms of looks, not gameplay. Bloody CoD ripoff.
And vodka, don't forget vodka.
One that shall never be created. We just keep talking about it and never do anything.
I can't do grips, however, as you can see the grip there is flat.
Psh. Easy, this one.
Miley Cyrus' most recent music video, 'Adore You'.
Por che no los dos?
These... THINGS (if that's the right word)... are getting scarier than a Slenderman-Pedobear hybrid.
Damn, man. Switzerland must be the head of the EU, otherwise how else would the majority of civilians have Lamborghinis?
Further explanation needed.
I'm Australian. What is the mythical weapon you speak of?
You mean they're FROM BF2142 or this IS BF2142
Yes, yes, let the lack of logic flow through you.
They aren't vanilla, are they?
Elaborate? I'm only up to date with current conflicts.
Let Snowden be. He's a good person, in my opinion.
Besides, by now he's probably been through all the pubs in Moscow and forgotten all the secrets.
NOPE x infinity.
You rebelled. You don't deserve forgiveness.
In moderation, yes they're okay, but never in a dump. NEVER PUT A LOAD OF DOGE IMAGES IN A DUMP.
(Read this in an American Hillbilly voice)
Oh yeah! Dem animals are gonna make him squeal like a pig!
No. Death is too easy.
I have the solution:
Sharpen the edges of Lego bricks and stick the sharp sides up, then make him walk a kilometre/mile across them.
TyXo, I was born and raised here.
And the MEC to some terrorist cell, is that it?
Or are you converting them to Iraq?
I see only colourful rainbows and curious lines. And I'm not on LSD or any other narcotic.
Last I heard it you people were neck deep in pornography and zoophilia. By all the evidence I gathered, you, and your fellow group members here, would WANT to watch this fight rather than walk away from the opportunity the momentous occasion grants.
Demon from Pipryat probably could.
I'd like to see this take place of the Vodnik for the MEC.
That's ONE way to kill a grammar Nazi.
You can't update the engine as far as I'm aware.
Are you saying packaging foam is just as delicious as popcorn?
Might have to try some for myself.
More smoke than flash, please.
Packaging foam, not popcorn.
Replace the bomb with vodka.
Replace shield with T-90.
Replace two-headed eagle with two-headed winged bear
A US soldier was left behind during a retreat. There was a German soldier standing guard ahead. To avoid detection, he was forced to slit the man's throat. He vomited later, only he had to sink his head into a muddy crated hole to hide the sound.
A ship in the Pacific was sunk by the Japanese in a naval battle. A group of survivors had to cling to a raft of salvaged deck wood to stay afloat. Slowly, one by one, they grew too tired and drowned, or were taken by sharks, without warning.
Japanese POW camps.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Don't tell me to dread life. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pessimist, but I know to be thankful for what I have.
I remember Live and Reloaded. It was like the whole freaking world was on drugs to some degree.
Providing you can reach from the United States, yes.
Where will they be featured?
This does not look like BF2 anymore... The modelling and textures are too good.
DO NOT RUIN THIS WITH A HUD!
SO YOU ARE ALL ZOOPHILIACS!?
I THOUGHT I WAS POSTING ON A GROUP FOR LOLS AND GAGS, NOT SEX!
Greeks must have really loved their... ahem... sexual pass-times/hobbies...
Why in the hell were there so many women/men having sex with wild animals anyway? AND WHY WERE THE WILD ANIMALS JUST AS DESPERATE AS THE HUMANS?!
It's like the whole Greek mythology is just one huge compilation of zoophiliac stories to some degree.
Stabbing each other in the eye in the process?
No idea where "doge" came from. It just... was there... No idea, honestly.
.........This is Cyanide to the eyes! Not happiness!
If you can't ensure the livelihood of Sint Maarten, I have a story-based mod idea. Somewhere in my blog section.
Teach me, fellow comrade.
World War Z 2?
28 Days Later?
28 Weeks Later?
WHEN WILL THIS BECOME A MOVIE?!
I'm afraid of where it may or may not be...
JUST HAND THESE MODELS OUT TO THE PUBLIC ALREADY!
Why not use MARPAT transitional camouflage?
A beachhead six miles wide and deep by the end of the day?
*Puts on sunglasses and pulls out a Walther*
In which file do I use the tweaks?
Maybe it's because you didn't walk into a club and say waddup I got... you know what.
Is it possible to implement it on the Vodnik?
Adapt and overcome, biatch!
Why do people want to kill and burn for fun?
The stupidity is strong with this one.
Anything FH2 is artistic.
You can see the same tech used in buses and cars.
I made a few sketches of fictional guns. I was planning to use them in a game I would create in the impossible future. Could use them for a more 'modern' Icelandic army. Based off real-life guns (because what isn't nowadays).
You want to see them?
Native Americans? Make that 230 years, give or take?
I feel sad now...
Went through all that horror only to be killed by a Space Marine because it survived?
They had MK VII armour before the heresy?
You know you have modded Warhammer 40k too far when... Wait. YOU CAN NEVER MOD IT FAR ENOUGH!
You really had him Putin his place.
Modify the damage to a two-shot kill maximum. Ordinarily it's four shots.
Pre-Heresy armour would look different. This is post-heresy.
What happens when the ninjas are Necron Wraiths or Warp Spiders?
Imagine our world's history played out by orks.
What is this Marine's chapter? He looks like a non-converted Alpha Legionnaire.
But then would they correctly remember how to operate the comms system to report their findings?
Certainly nothing to do with the fact that they think hunting is something to do for fun and is a bonding experience or that they almost have more guns than people or that only 55% know the sun is a star.
Only to have an unfortunate accident with the sun.
False. This is merely a simulation. In a simulation rules cannot be broken, only bent. There is no glitch nor is there any breaking of rules. This, Neo, is a master of The Matrix.
Yes, use G3 instead of FAL. Those are more common. Al you would need is to retuxture it to a black instead of green.
G3A7 should be your favorite actually; redesigned and made in Turkey.
Warhound! I have had Warhound battles in this game thanks to mods! Part of my life is now complete.
No racism intended!
Black Magic? It's a good thing... we're all white.
Da boyz ah gunna hav fun orkyin dis shoota platform up!
Where did the AMs come from?
Yet they are so expendable.
Note the long-haired Lunar Wolf, I think he is, pimp-handing the white and green space marine's helmet in?
Make me wonder why power fists were needed if that was all it took.
In fact, you could make a heap of weapons as optionals, but only use a uniform amount.
I fail to see how it would involve them. Over half the countries planned would have nothing to do with the original combatants - USA, Kazakhstan, and Russia.
Use G3 until such a time, or use G3 as replacer.
I wish I could save you, but I'm on another planet, away from the Imperium.
Pity he had to kill you.
Nothing short thereof.
I must admit, the Tau make some relatively realistic battlesuits.
My opinion: make the factions a bit more 'uniform'; organised. All weapons listed are with the time frame of this war and would be widely available by the outbreak. Uzis and Mac-10s would use both hands.
SpecOps - Machete/M1911/Mac-10/M67 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/M1911/M40/M67 Grenade/M18 Claymore
Soldier - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/M1911/M60E3/M67 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/M1911/FN FAL/M67 Grenade/AT Mine/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/M1911/M16A2/M67 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/M1911/FN FAL/M72 LAW
SpecOps - Machete/Makarov/Uzi/F1 Grenade/Timed Explosives
Sniper - Machete/Makarov/Dragunov SVD/F1 Grenade/MON-50
Soldier - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/Grenade Launcher
Support - Machete/Makarov/RPK-74/F1 Grenade/Ammo
Engineer - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74U/F1 Grenade/AT Mines/Wrench
Medic - Bayonet/Makarov/AK-74/F1 Grenade/Medipack/Needle (revive)
AT - Machete/Makarov/AK-74U/RPG-7
Was I the only one here who thought about stripper videos when I saw the update 'stripper clips'?
I agree. MOAR!
Am I mad?
You realise how wrong that sounded?
Possible to convert PR maps to vanilla BF2? I've been searching for a truly urban map for a long while.
It's a repost. But last time, we deduced that the Minotaurs are heretics. They would have used the catch-phrase "Space Marines, tonight we dine in hell!" somewhere along the line. 'Hell' in 40k is the Warp, therefore, the Minotaurs dine in the Warp, therefore they are heretics for eating warpish food.
PREDATOR was here.
The Chaos Marines must have forgot about the skulls for a long while; I don't see a single one.
Is there something wrong? Really, is there?
Guess what. I PLAYED ON XBOX. SUKAZ!
This game be...?
The Marine must have accidentally taken a peek underneath. It was reported his last words were:
"MY EYES! MY EYES! THEY BURN! OH MY EMPEROR THEY BURN! HERESY! HERESY IN IT'S PUREST FORM! MY EYES!"
Is it heresy to the Mechanicus to super-size existing vehicles? Those sentinels are Titan-sized by my guess.
"Dude, you gotta try this weed man. Them Iraqi locals said it makes you feel good, they weren't lyin', now I think I'm in a war!"
I know this map. I wished I could play it in singleplayer.
That's the general idea.
All the nations that would be in the Turan Federation if ther ever was one formed?
Just walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's carrying several aircraft that are launchin' bombing runs on the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world as he paces along the beaches in front of an aircraft carrier that's aircraft are launchin' boming runs along the very same beach to kill the MEC who are tryin' to stop this man from walkin' like a sir who doesn't give a damn about the world...
Western Australian here!
I agree with Chompster on the Pre-Heresy things.
But, really? I thought the wanting for AI-controlled machines died out long ago with the rumours of the Men of Iron?
Alas, poor Heavy, I knew you well. Too...*sniff*...too well...*breaks into tears*
Those squats look cute!
...But then again that would have been the last words of about a million female guardsmen...
Damn you and yer avatar switchin'
I know it's Command and Conquer. C'mon, cut me some slack. Or chuck me the bones of some slack... or give me an atom of slack. A cookie would do too...
Well... considering that the M1 Abrams basically has every requirement ticked, it'd only be natural for other nations adopt it, or create similar versions.
Make dance, not love.
OMG MINI BOBA FETTS!
But why do they want this guy, and others, in prison?
Wait... AKP and PKK? Who are they? They want to get rid of Turkey? What's all this about? And why do they want this guy in prison?
OH! I didn't know what I was looking for until Dan pointed it out!
I'm liking the new lightmap in... Karkand? Is it?
Medal, not rank.
"Move it you french twot, I'm trying to look heroic here!"
Knocked him cold.
Custom map, metinks?
Or devastation, if you're the MEC.
Let me get it straight. Is he the one whose face is covered by the arm or the one in the space between the man's head and his arm?
Why did I have a feeling?
If Mustafa was looking for a glorified image there, he was phototrolled old school style.
Apparently one of the only things guardsmen are good for...
How I long for Chuck Norris's shrine to be rediscovered in the 41st Millenium and for the Imperium to resurrect him.
Brilliant, but it's an ENB... My Mac may not be able to handle the huge advancement.
So what did he die from, Miss Matou?
Is this the fabled guardsman who lunged out at Horus?
What were those drone things based off? They must have been built around something.
Let me be a psychologist for now.
Tell me, Miss Matou, what did you fail to protect your uncle from?
Again, what is this for? Are you making soldier models for BF2 or some other game from scratch?
I'd buy it.
THE MEHREN IS EH HERETEC!
What is the highest honour Turkey could bestow in Mustafa's time?
European Union - Saving the world in more than one way!
True, true, I am sorry, master.
B*tch please. Do you know where I am, Imperial scumbags?
The followers of Tzench have got it right, actually. We, and everything around us, are all made up of the dust of dying stars. Were it not for the atomic furnaces of stars, none of us would exist.
Yo, Spartans, WTF happened to your snipers and assault rifles and rocket launchers?
One thing's for certain, these guys ain't any Noble Team.
I thank you.
I can just hear The Noob now.
I volunteer as Tribute...!
I see a Chaos Marine tainted by Necrons
President: "WTF IS DIS SH*T!? I spent, what, 3 million dollars on that fricking UAV and all it delivers is some crappy photo of the combat zone without surrounding detail! How the hell are we supposed to take over the world with this junk?"
Hand is the only thing that looks out of place. Will you be able to find the time in the future to re-work them?
"I used to be a zombie like... no... I used to be alive like... gah... I... no... WTF GAH!!!!!! Whatever I'm dead."
The Aussie reply to the Priest.
I am not a man of religion.
And in that case, we must be thankful there are, and have been, men and women who have conquered those sins throughout our history. Mustafa Khemal Ataturk, for instance.
Then if we keep to violence and greed, perhaps we are doomed to fail as a civilisation.
True true. So what do we do?
There is too much bureaucracy in this world.
But in my mind, there should be a limit to the amount one can have, and a restriction on what can be bought (as I said before, assault rifles).
Sorry, but I'm pretty sure that the Abrams would be a bit too valuable to the UN to just be forgotten about and left behind.
Despite BF3 being more 'up to date', I think that Bad Company 2 is better in terms of looks
At the time you play the map, the fire of the forest has died down to minor fires and smouldering trees. This way we could recycle the huge smoke effects in BF2 on Operation Smoke Screen. It would really make for an awesome spectacle on the battlefield seeing loads of troops pour out from the blackness. As a defender, you have no idea where the enemy is until they clear the flames.
Hmm, I love the smell of a box of C4 in my face in the morning.
Pilot after crash: "DAMMIT BRIAN! I told you we were running low on fuel!"
Could do with a few model improvements, but other than that, well done!
But what's with the phasing through with the weapon model?
And what of tanks and stuff like that that are custom made from CAT studios?
Just need updated textures and I think it's good to go/
...Er... Only in America!
...they be dyin'
Why choose a hammer but not a fist?
¿Por qué no las dos?
Explain to me exactly how zombies are supposed to win if you have that SoaB on your side?
Too much of a challenge?
Tell me, Foxfort, have you ever considered taking on the challenge of creating reflections in jeep side mirrors and sniper scopes?
Now if only you could make those screened graphs change with speed or hull integrity...
So you like this simplified version? Keep in mind this is really to make the tank a little less of a target and to shorten development time.
But exactly how effective have you been taking down a jet with machine guns?
So, yeah, typically in most cases during the Pacific war, all the Japanese needed was a tracked vehicle with armour thick enough to stop a bullet and machine guns, maybe a howitzer of some kind to clear out emplacements.
With the sound effect "What the fu- BOOOOOOOOM!"
If this guy was the assault class, wouldn't it be logical to assume - as he is supposed to be the main class and on the front line - that he would have a helmet and more gear rather than just a cap?
Red in winter? Seems legit.
That's precisely it, it would be nice to have the first option, but it is just too difficult. Maybe once all is done it could be worked on, but not now.
I've already said this to Battlebro in person, but I think I should say it to everyone else. If BB19's sketches do become the German classes, then something extreme or difficult would need to happen. The soldiers there have scarfs, and thus the extreme thing would be to add flowing and reacting physics to them. That would require a LOT of coding. The difficult thing to do would be to model them onto the soldier meshes.
I'm not saying it will include it, but how do you feel about a four-tracked tank? That way the weight of the tank can be spread out on ice rather than focused on two spots.
Oh thank god you like it.
I will soon be doing the RS-1 medium tank, I will try to make it look as unique as possible as it is designed and built in your home country, Magnus.
Dammit I offended 100 million people just then.
I am truly sorry all other Star Trek Voyager fans.
There is no limit to the universe.
Based on M3 Lee chassis, made early war. It would be too outdated anyway, and it was only used in training exercises.
Actually, why can't there be a remake of Caspian Border?
For the revive, use a syringe. Acts like a shockpaddle, but once the thing is used make an animation where you jab it into a glass jar with paper (or some other thin material) covering the top, take out some medicine (that would obviously take away pain [because dead soldiers are whimps!]), toss away the jar, and badabing badaboom; revived soldier.
Just remember, there are limits. Soldiers are okay, vehicles, keep it realistic with those please.
No neutral flags?
Yeah well, I... can't think of a comeback.
Thankyou my Swedish friend with an avatar of an African in North Korean hat on a Russian... flag... you have got your nationality confused.
South, I presume?
I'm sorry Mr Collective, I was told to bring this fatal dose of individuality to you, courtesy of Captain Catherine Jane Way.
Please, you do realise not everything has to have scopes and sights.
If you do, please make it a high-res burnt metal texture, I hate the vanilla black stain destroyed vehicle texture.
I spy with my little eye a new MEC skin?
The man's the f*cking devil, you think that's gonna be enough?
How are they with bugs, though?
Perhaps instead it could circle around a target, one side always facing it, the other side facing outwards the counter an assault from the other side. It would behave like a Spectre when attacking, just without the big guns.
Please don't make Russia be pit against the US. There's been too much of that 'the cold war is still on' stuff lately.
I must appologise for the continuous paragraphing, something went wrong when copying from Word, I guess.
Just take the damn compliment.
Are you sure you haven't blow BF2s limits already?
I never found the minigun to be OP; it's hard getting a good strafing run with rockets effectively alone!
I think you should have been part of Infinity Ward from day 1!
Now I don't have to accidentally kill my teammates in vehicles just to make sure they aren't the enemy!
Just one thing, think you could retexture the gunner's helmet in the Viper, to a more realistic military style?
Better than any vanilla CoD4 weapon model, I think.
Desert camo in an arctic environment?
Camera needs to be fixed to the tail of the jet.
This was done pixel by pixel?!
Perhaps scratch marks too.
I don't believe I've seen this map before.
DICE: "F*ck logic"
The religion is leaning more towards Islam, yes, but it has been influenced by all the other religions as it went from the Middle East, through India, down south east Asia, and into Indonesia.
Sorry, but they wouldn't have the money nor the manpower to go to full on war, even in 2022 as far as I can tell. Besides, they are not that fanatical on Islam, though officially listed as a Muslim country. Islam there isn't like the more extreme kind in the Middle East. It is Islamic cross Hindu, cross Buddhism, cross Animism. So Islam there is a fruit salad of ideologies.
Furthermore, how in the hell would they get support from the rest of the HIC if they are way out in the South Pacific, right next to Australia?
Excuse my noobiness.
What is a splashmark?
You made the hud, or got it from BFSP forums?
I like it either way.
If I knew how, I could go on BF3 and record tank reloading.
Or would that be plagerism, to add content from the sequel into a mod?
The ground and sky are always dark and red-ish. Is there still the green pastures used by vanilla Warband?
I wonder if the speed dial goes up and down according to the speed.
GAH! Why can't I erase comments...
By the view here, the rocket launcher looks a little OP!
Is it me or does gameplay look a lot more fierce?
One thing, is it possible for there to be dirt effects on the gas mask visor?
Will the AI be smart enough to use the walls for cover?
Yeah... too much speed; it should be a wreck.
Happy 100th birthday comrade!
Can you deploy it with the little stands?
One does not simply Cage the beast.
1: I don't understand.
2: No country should be an empire.
3: YOU HAVE NO MUSICAL PARODIC TASTE!
Spooky scary skeletons drink calcium every day,
Your swords and stones won't break their bones
It's best you run away.
Spooky scary skeletons will have revenge tonight
For all the times you called them weak
And didn't give you fright.
Oh we're so sorry, skeletons, we beg for us to live
We take back all we said before
Please mercy won't you give?
Spooky scary skeletons ignore our pleas for peace;
They wake themselves from Skyrim tombs
And just won't leave you be.
Seems you might want to adjust the Lee Enfield No.4 reload animation a little - the thumb goes through the scope.
But all in all, great work. It's been a while since any content has been added. Hope we can see a download soon.
Just a quick question: when modelling the tank, do I need to do the treads, tracks, and wheels, or do you guys import a preset into the model I send to you?
My Skecthup skills have improved to the point where I can make BF2-quality vehicles (not interiors). I can make vehicles and export them as .dae files (which are basically .obj) and send them to you guys if you want.
I'm a (somewhat) dev and even I'm surprised - it was a topic that just slowly became less and less talked about.
Rocket is made too.
For your Captain, head to the Description.
I was afraid I'd be downvoted if I spelled it wrong. Never have I been so right.
Such is my fate as MasterofMetal.
Jon Luke "DJ Boogie" Picard
Now go, save your people. They need you.
How the hell do you guys think we're going to survive a zombie apocalypse if you can't handle a huntsman, a NON-VENEMOUS BUNDLE OF HAIR AND LEGS THAT EATS THE DANGEROUS SPIDERS THAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY BE AFRAID OF?!
I held on to an electric fence once when I was younger, probably 11 or so, so I could look at some cows while my mum and dad were wine-tasting (no, my family's not rich, it was just mum and dad's time to enjoy themselves during our family holiday) since there was nothing for me to do. As I had no idea the fence was electrified, I leant over and pondered life like the little derp I was.
It felt like a large rock hit me in the back of the neck and I was knocked to the ground. It didn't hurt, its just... felt like something hit me hard.
Also, girl in the centre there. Just saying. Pretty rare to find a tomboy.
*Thalmor spy spots you*
Watch your tongue.
In time, MY tongue will wiggle-waggle directly into your Emperor's a$$.
The Emperor is nothing but a PUPPET of the THALMOR.
You realise Player 2 cannot enter the game, don't you? You are without help and it cannot be killed, only fended off for a few seconds
So the Chinese will also be in the mod?
That war must have been how the US troops felt during the Battle of the Bulge but more than ten times worse.
I also watched your 0.3 preview.
I'm just wondering whether it's possible to have the holographic crosshairs on the Eotech sight to be a texture on the model rather than an overlay.
Looks a bit... short, don't you think?
(Yes, I do know that he wasn't that small)