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God, Jesus, bloody hell!
SINCE WHEN DID FACEBOOK BECOME A F*CKING MOVIE INDUSTRY?!
You don't want to know how long it took for me to make the scope.
WHO IS NEGATING MY KARMA!?
TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THEIR HOME!
I'll make B*tch kings out of them.
Trust the English to supply gas-lamps to Welsh coal mines.
If I can say anything, I'd say the English WANTED the flame to be exposed to coal dust...
Vod Ka F*ck?!
What is this about? Is there some territorial debate I am unaware of?
Dude, you got it wrong.
There's a Lich King in WoW.
There's a Witch King LotR.
Then there's the Bitch King in GoT.
Figure out which one.
Shouldn't be hard.
Unnecessary is the only word I can use to describe this.
Psh, only pu$$ies wash hands.
Give extra immunity to all others by spreading bacteria and disease.
SPREAD THE LOVE OF NURGLE!
I'm going to test it with the dinosaurs... BRB!
Black part doesn't need fixing, I think, but yes, good indeed.
This would be BF4 (looks wise) if it weren't for that problem with the animation around the wrist. Pity it has to do that.
*Remembers the movie Paul*
It's probin' time!
About darn time we caught up to BF4!
In terms of looks, not gameplay. Bloody CoD ripoff.
And vodka, don't forget vodka.
...Really? I mean, what he did was bad but... if he didn't kill anyone and he was not armed, he doesn't deserve death. Who knew if he even was in his right mind.
I'm Sheldon Cooper, Iron Man and Scarlett Johansson.
Isn't this guy is the ancestor of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, who was blessed by Morgan Freeman, and who survived countless battles by using his enemy's bodies as human shields? And who killed a man by guessing his name correctly? On the first go? And who slaughtered the many legions of Mongolia before he was even 5? And whose drink was spilled thanks to some snot-nosed prat so he took out the man's heart and used it as an ice cube because it was cold? And who followed all the road rules of Grand Theft Auto: 1756? And finished the game in record time? And who shot 13 men spread out across 1 kilometre/mile with 2 bullets?
Or you head into a distant planet's orbit and burn up in the atmosphere.
Or survive that and be killed on impact.
Or survive that and be killed from the cold/heat/noxious gasses of the planet.
Or you find it's habitable and die from animal attacks.
Or survive those and be found by an alien race and be captured by them and sacrificed on their stone alters to their false, heretical gods (long live The Emperor).
Or survive that and flee into the jungle where you die from animal attacks.
Or survive those and die from alien diseases.
Or survive those and die from old age.
Or survive that and find you're either immortal or you're in heaven or hell (most likely hell considering you've brought your own diseases with you and by now have wiped out the entire planet with the simple contagion known as the common cold).
Happy, happy dreams, kid.
I feel sad for every one of these stories, but never enough to cry.
A real man has feelings... but he must remain strong... for America's sake...!
What is it with the Axis and metal bawxses?
Well it might not be fifty cal, but it would have the power of one.
The entire bullet is fired, so think of a solid projectile that will not stop when it hits you, that hits you and takes out one giant piece of you every shot.
I don't know. I just found it.
How can I make my own custom Dog Tags?
One that shall never be created. We just keep talking about it and never do anything.
I can't do grips, however, as you can see the grip there is flat.
This is me once:
"Oh, Jesus, move the other... aaaand there you go, de-stroyed you stupid arse. And what about you there, you little piece of... oh, nice kill yeah, but check your- OH! OH! Now what was I going to say?! Check your bloody corners! And you there, stupid arty, LOOK THE HELL OUT FOR THAT HEAVY TANK THAT IS CLEARLY COMING OVER THE HILL YOU ARE CAMPING ON!!! And what do you know, he ignores my chat and he's a flaming wreck. Bloody hell, when can I have a team that is COMPETENT?!"
Psh. Easy, this one.
Miley Cyrus' most recent music video, 'Adore You'.
Sorry, I've yet to see any soviet or US astronauts sprint a hundred metres (yards, if you're American) in space against one another.