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...And I'm stuck still playing Skyrim.
May the riots commence.
And may the odds be ever in the combatants' favour.
Wich aparntly nmbr in da millons!
This isn't humour. This is the cold, hard truth.
SCREW YOU, PERSON WHO POSTED THIS, I CAME HERE TO ESCAPE REALITY AND THEN YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE WITH IT.
I would never.
I do consider what would be a fitting punishment.
Like sneaking into their house at night and doing nothing - no stealing or "borrowing" - just draw this on his forehead so when he wakes up in the morning he will feel violated.
I know it's rare to have a six goal gap, but it only really hit me when Australian news translated it into AFL statistics:
In our version of football (soccer is soccer, Australian Football League is football) there are two kinds of points. A Behind scores a single point and a goal scores six. It's easier to play considering the pitch is larger and there are more players, but... the Brazil v Germany match equals to approximately a 25-30 GOAL win over the other team.
Matches here are usually down to 20-30 POINTS difference.
It appears that Crassius Curio is the seedy one while Lifts-Her-Tail is the innocent victim.
Captain?! Is this an actual thing?!
YOU AIN'T HEARD?! IT'S
BEING A BO$$
"Together, we shall have genetically strong children!"
Remove from where?
Which do you prefer:
Cheytac M200 Intervention
Istiglal Anti-Material Rifle
It appears every country has its own demons to face.
Except Iceland. They're as clean as the skin of Jesus. *joke*
Therefore does your butt feel like it's dripping with salty tears if someone calls you a *******?
A glitch in the Matrix.
Guys, it was a shock to the character, and it was supposed to be a comedy-action movie. Leave it at that.
*Jetpacks away into the sunset*
Okay, if you were a gun-for-hire, Turkish007, what would your custom loadout be? You have good connections with below-the-radar arms dealers so you can pick just about any weapons you wish. What would be you covert loadout and what would be your "let's go in guns blazing" loadout?
Rewriting Chapter 7, the one where the reader meets Moses, but I am starting Chapter 12 in the meantime. You will, I repeat, WILL, be a major character.
God Emperor! Do you doubt the fait of your mighty Space Marines?!
I smell an Inquisition brewing...
So now there are plans for even more countries than there needs to be?
P.S: You are featured in my revised story. Moses Turgut Sofuoğlu, born 2071. Former member of the Jandarma Özel Harekat Komutanlığı turned private security after being discharged from service in 2115 for reasons undisclosed. You acted in counter-terrorism with JOH against the PKK (I am assuming in this universe that Turkey stays unified but the PKK is a constant threat) and so turned to private security because that was the only life you had known for 26 years.
Yes I am going to extreme lengths to explain everything in this story.
A cabin in the woods. With Wi-Fi. And an infinite food and water supply. And no taxes. No other humans, for that matter.
Any chance of this fight with the PKK concluding?
But is he not trying to keep civilians under control in the riots in Istanbul? I mean, two fronts may be too much.
But then again, this is new news for me. Even ABC 24 (the news channel that has the greatest range from around the world) has apparently missed this. It should not be my right to comment on this situation you find your country in. Hope the conflict is resolved soon...
Bloody hell, why is the Middle East always in conflict, Turkish007? There can't just be one day, ONE day, where someone hasn't done something to someone else because of a belief.
What would Australians be, then, do you think?
Look very World War II era. Not saying that they are, I'm just saying they look like the German U-boats.
Step 1: Have hands. Otherwise how in the hell are you going to pick them up?
I guess you could say all the favourites were...
*Puts on glasses*
...Spain-fully kicked out
They confuse Austria with Australia.