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So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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aslzzztk
aslzzztk

So, where is Nod's ressurrection campaign?

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Нunter-Seeker
Нunter-Seeker

Merry Christmas to you mate :D

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The_Mastodon
The_Mastodon

New versions of my favorite (released) C&C mod has been out for some time now if you haven't already downloaded it I suggest you check it out! Moddb.com

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Zealot671
Zealot671

ignore this comment lol

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squellingtroller
squellingtroller

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sup GAYLORD!

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

Should I care about that five year old's comment? Nope.

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ForntZone_Elite
ForntZone_Elite

then don't why bother comment..?

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

To listen to the opinion of other people.

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Hijacker
Hijacker

Ether included subfactions or not. I do hope Carnius move TE to KW when WrathEd 1.0 release, at least after TE1.5.

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Hijacker
Hijacker

Hey have you seen the KW WrathEd 0.7 video? Youtube.com
I wish it works for TW, that way we can have TE missions with proper objectives menu. Sadly its only for KW.

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