So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.
-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.
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