2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

Report abuse Games I have played and a short review for them

0 comments by playmsbk on Mar 3rd, 2011

Assassin's Creed 2
Consoles: PS3, XBOX360, PC
Genre: Open world, science fiction, action-adventure
Camera: 3rd person
Maker\Publisher: Ubisoft Montreal\Ubisoft
Review: If you like jumping, climbing, slashing, falling and taking down sh*tloads of enemies in hand to hand fights using moves that only Chuck Norris can do, then this is the game you want.
DLCs\Expansions: Battle of Forli, Bonfires of the Vanity

Assassin's Creed Brotherhood
Consoles: PS3, XBOX360
Genre: Open world, science fiction, action-adventure
Camera: 3rd person
Maker\Publisher: Ubisoft Montreal\Ubisoft
Review: This one follows the events of Assassin's Creed 2 adding more awesome moves and a couple of new gadgets and war machines made by Leonardo Da Vinci.
DLCs\Expansions: Copernicus Conspiracy, The Leonardo Da Vinci Disappearance

Red Dead Redemption
Consoles: PS3, XBOX360
Genre: Open world, western, shooter-adventure
Camera: 3rd person, 2nd person
Maker\Publisher: Rockstar San Diego, Rockstar North\Rockstar Games
Review: A western-themed game having everything you love from western movies. Outlaws, horses, revolvers, gambling and of course lots and lots of epic gunfights. You just can't do anything but love it!
DLCs\Expansions: Outlaws to the End, Liars and Cheaters, Legends and Killers, Undead Nightmare

Killzone 2
Consoles: PS3
Genre: FPS, science fiction, action-shooter
Camera: First Person
Maker\Publisher: Guerilla Games\Sony Computer Entertainment
Review: One of the best FPS's out there I believe. You get to fight a military superpower in their own harsh planet and you gotta capture their Autarch. Yes, it's fun!
DLCs\Expansions: Steel and Titanium, Flash and Thunder, Napalm and Cordite

Killzone 3
Consoles: PS3
Genre: FPS, science fiction, action shooter
Camera: First Person
Maker\Publisher: Guerilla Games\Sony Computer Entertainment
Review: Following Killzone 2, the ISA are found fighting for mere survival against the wrath of an entire empire. Shooting, blood, explosions and really cool weapons are present in this epic game.
DLCs\Expansions: Reclaimed Territory, Steel Rain

Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots
Consoles: PS3
Genre: Action-shooter, science fiction, tactical espionage action
Camera: 3rd Person, 1st Person
Maker\Publisher: Kojima Productions\Konami
Review: This game is one of the most awesome games in history. Despite the too serious atmosphere of the game and its averall epicness, it's so full of easter eggs you'll find enjoying.
DLCs\Expansions: Memes, Genes, Scenes

Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater
Consoles: PS2
Genre: Action-shooter, science fiction, tactical espionage action
Camera: 3rd Person, 1st Person
Maker\Publisher: Kojima Productions\Konami
Review: Become a special commando and use the jungle to surpass your enemies' so freakin' superior firepower. AN AWESOME GAME.
DLCs\Expansions: Metal Gear Online


That's all for the time being., check out in a couple of weeks again for more games. :D

Report abuse Assassin's Creed 2 Personal Review

5 comments by playmsbk on Sep 11th, 2010

Assassin's Creed 2: PC\ Xbox 360\ PS3 (Sci-Fi, Open World)
Graphics: 9\10
Fun Factor: 10\10
Overall Difficulty: 8\10
The game is really nice, from the beginning to the end. It is set in the beginning of the renaisance at Italy, from 1470 to 1499. The Ubisoft development team made a really good job remaking the feeling of the era, and each city is a copy of how it was at that time. But enough of that, let's talk about gameplay. It has many kinds of missions, ranging from following missions and assassinating missions to missions which tell you to invade cities with your uncle's mercenary army, which i find very fun. There is also a really big range of weapons, ranging from daggers to hidden firearms. In combination with the weapons, there are lots of assassination techniques you can use to kill your enemy other than direct combat. There's also a huge number of things you have to do before you get a 100% completion, as the game is open world, which means you have access to everything. There are also those glyphs which give you a puzzle which I assure you, will give you a hard time solving, making it even more difficult for you to reach 100% completion. One of the things I find most delighting though, is that you can climb on most buildings on the game, and after that, when you reach the top of ex. the Duomo in Florence, you can find a haystack and perform a "Leop Of Faith", making a really nice fall into the haystack! One of the things that I find dissapointing in the game though, is the difficulty of the AI opponents, it's really easy, I had more deaths from falls than by enemy soldiers! Other than that the game is really nice and I strongly recommend it to you. It's also accessable to most gamers, as it is out for all major platforms.

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