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2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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megakole
megakole Dec 6 2009, 1:59pm says:

as for my age i would have to kill you

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megakole
megakole Dec 6 2009, 1:57pm says:

cry havok and let slip the dogs of war

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FelipeFR
FelipeFR Dec 5 2009, 10:59pm says:

You know, EA should be the Ilumminati represetant in game industry... ^^

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Dec 4 2009, 5:26pm says:

they deleted the anti-EA group! ea fights back and i say GIVE EM HELL!

hi

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Mauserk98
Mauserk98 Dec 4 2009, 1:12pm says:

hay evcry one

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Smallchange
Smallchange Dec 4 2009, 10:26am says:

Deleted What???

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FelipeFR
FelipeFR Dec 4 2009, 7:56am says:

DAMN! They deleted it. ^^

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Smallchange
Smallchange Nov 20 2009, 10:06am says:

Hay playmsbk what mod is that ?

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Hijacker
Hijacker Nov 7 2009, 12:10am says:

Hay man I know YOu F'king love TE and a bit impatience for 1.4...
But maybe you could enjoy of this great updates at TIS! ( Moddb.com )

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