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2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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The_Mastodon Sep 11 2010, 5:11am says:

All those Unit profiles are of the Mod Tiberium Essence explaining how the story goes if Tib Essence where infact the actual story, now I don't dislike Tib Essence but I just don't take that game seriusly its just CnC3 with alot of Tiberian Sun units/buildings in it, I can't see it for more then that. the best bet for a good story line would in my opinion be Tiberium Wars Advanced, I can take that game much more seriusly. BTW you should try this Mod out its really great! well this should just 'bout cover it,
Lukson out.

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cronos35 Sep 11 2010, 12:15am says:

yeah that's why i like the mammoth tank, but i always wanted it to have faster speed.

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Lucífer Sep 7 2010, 1:38pm says:

Not really, I bring everyone to hell.

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Mr_Flame Sep 7 2010, 9:13am says:

lol Cool!

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Mr_Flame Sep 7 2010, 5:39am says:

The picture of the nave...
The avatar!

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Mr_Flame Sep 6 2010, 9:13pm says:

Nice picture! :)

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OrangeNero Sep 5 2010, 8:59am says:

well, we talked a bit here and there. so i thought... friends :)

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triadbanger07 Sep 5 2010, 7:09am says:

hey, u know which story happened first? renegade or t.dawn?

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The_Mastodon Sep 1 2010, 8:41pm says:

uh uh uh I'm GDI people! ^_^

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The_Mastodon Sep 1 2010, 8:35pm says:

Wow Playmbsk you are the perfect example of a Nod Fanatic! :P

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