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2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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The_Mastodon Oct 10 2010, 1:52pm says:

This man is a heretic! he hates the true RED Brotherhood of Nod here disgust the Green shine of the Tiberium crystal he paints his structures and vehicles with a shiny Yellow color he claims he is Nod, but he is not. All of Nod there is a traitor in your mids!

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playmsbk Oct 10 2010, 2:07pm replied:

the shiny yellow color is for camoflauge! all GDI commanders who see a big yellow army on the radar think its a GDI army, but its in fact my army! :P and i hate the dark green housecolor, not the glowing green of Tiberium. not all of this man's words are lies though. i do hate red. XD

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OrangeNero Oct 10 2010, 9:42am says:

is LDD now working for you? if not then i could take a look at the forums for known issues. i just want to help :)

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Astor Oct 9 2010, 4:23pm says:

Actually my brothers gamernames are Kastor and Castorama, but we don't have Metal gear solid 4, so it was just a coincidence.

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The_Mastodon Oct 8 2010, 6:07am says:

”It is not so much about fighting Nod, it is fighting Tiberium and the thought that we might cleans our world one day, that still keeps me going. Fight with honour and courage I tell my men, because one day this Tiberium nightmare might just end.” Quote by Commander Lukson.


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The_Mastodon Oct 7 2010, 3:40pm says:

Hey do you like my new Avatar? :D

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The_Mastodon Oct 6 2010, 2:59am says:

Cheak this out get C&C3 mouse coursers for your windows 7 NOW! also a Nod themed back ground from Tib Sun I made a mix of the two of course mine was GDI but you get the point :D

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Oct 6 2010, 8:25am replied:

thx, but i unfortunately have vista. i ll try them out and see anyway :D

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The_Mastodon Oct 5 2010, 2:41pm says:

♠ ♣ ♥ ♦ ♫ ♪ Ʊ Ω Symbols my friend, Symbols!

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The_Mastodon Oct 2 2010, 10:11am says:

You hate Cats? but there so sweet :3

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The_Mastodon Oct 2 2010, 11:48pm replied:

But cats are so cute to pet :3

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