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So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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Greek_hoplite
Greek_hoplite

To "for the brotherhood we fight for KANE we die" που το βρηκες????

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

εγω το εφτιαξα.

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Smallchange
Smallchange

πραγματικά;

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

ω ναι

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█Black/Brunez█
█Black/Brunez█

Merry Xmas!

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TXcommander
TXcommander

God bless you all, merry christmas...

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triadbanger07
triadbanger07

yo! new TA bike looks cool!

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The_Mastodon
The_Mastodon

You mean make it in too weapons to kill people and destroy our world and mutate life in to horrifying creatures and fiends, that kill even more people and make the world an unhabitable place to live, ""yeah I guess that is pretty great why didn't I think of that before, I think I wanna join the Brotherhood now and help spreading more Tiberium so we reach our sentient of Doom! YAAY""
You got to be out of your freaking mind if you really think something like Tiberium Would be good, thank god it's only a game.

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The_Mastodon
The_Mastodon

Tiberium is bad. End of story!

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The_Mastodon
The_Mastodon

Hehehe, Isn't that from the KW campaign or is it the TW campaign I can't remember, is it both? :p

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The_Mastodon
The_Mastodon

"Listen you Fanaticle scum! This is GDI Territory and we don't take to kindly of you Nod scum around here!" D:<
Best GDI quote evar! :P

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

"You are on our soil now, pig!" i dont take these comments in my profile kindly! XD

best nod funny quote evar: "What, you thought they would send a bunch of nukes in an unarmed civilian transport, with a big sign on the back saying "Hey Nod, steal me!"

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