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2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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Greek_hoplite Jan 17 2011, 4:20pm says:

To "for the brotherhood we fight for KANE we die" που το βρηκες????

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Jan 18 2011, 3:15am replied:

εγω το εφτιαξα.

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Smallchange Feb 13 2011, 3:31pm replied:


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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Feb 14 2011, 8:21am replied:

ω ναι

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█Black/Brunez█ Dec 25 2010, 4:28am says:

Merry Xmas!

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TXcommander Dec 25 2010, 9:09am says:

God bless you all, merry christmas...

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triadbanger07 Nov 25 2010, 1:31am says:

yo! new TA bike looks cool!

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The_Mastodon Nov 2 2010, 5:47pm says:

You mean make it in too weapons to kill people and destroy our world and mutate life in to horrifying creatures and fiends, that kill even more people and make the world an unhabitable place to live, ""yeah I guess that is pretty great why didn't I think of that before, I think I wanna join the Brotherhood now and help spreading more Tiberium so we reach our sentient of Doom! YAAY""
You got to be out of your freaking mind if you really think something like Tiberium Would be good, thank god it's only a game.

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The_Mastodon Nov 1 2010, 3:51pm says:

Tiberium is bad. End of story!

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The_Mastodon Oct 31 2010, 6:10pm says:

Hehehe, Isn't that from the KW campaign or is it the TW campaign I can't remember, is it both? :p

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The_Mastodon Oct 31 2010, 2:24pm says:

"Listen you Fanaticle scum! This is GDI Territory and we don't take to kindly of you Nod scum around here!" D:<
Best GDI quote evar! :P

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Oct 31 2010, 4:03pm replied:

"You are on our soil now, pig!" i dont take these comments in my profile kindly! XD

best nod funny quote evar: "What, you thought they would send a bunch of nukes in an unarmed civilian transport, with a big sign on the back saying "Hey Nod, steal me!"

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