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So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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ForntZone_Elite
ForntZone_Elite

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Zeenik
Zeenik

Dont diss the exoskeletal behemoths >.> Scrin for life. Ehhh Gdi and Nod are also ok i guess.

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

What are the Aliens, but more fools blind to the prophecy of Kane!

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Astor
Astor

GDI or Nod? damn I can't choose both are cool xD

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

its actually a matter of taste. if one considers REALLY heavy armor combined with 10 tons of cannon overkill to be cool, then they choose GDI. if one considers fast and futuristic style combined with lazors o' doom and green cannon shells owning a small city with 1 shot to be cool, they choose Nod. if they consider huge bugs armed with crazily advanced technology to be cool they choose Scrin.

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ItisgoodwithKane
ItisgoodwithKane

Nod is fast until you get to the SSMs.

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WerewolfGeneral
WerewolfGeneral

Technology of peace!!!!(throut war LOL)

But i like of Super heavy firepower too and heavy armor.

I choose both!

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The_Mastodon
The_Mastodon

OVER-KILL OVER-KILL!! :P

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Greek_hoplite
Greek_hoplite

To "for the brotherhood we fight for KANE we die" που το βρηκες????

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

εγω το εφτιαξα.

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Smallchange
Smallchange

πραγματικά;

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk

ω ναι

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