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2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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ForntZone_Elite Aug 5 2011, 3:03pm says:


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Zeenik Jun 3 2011, 6:27pm says:

Dont diss the exoskeletal behemoths >.> Scrin for life. Ehhh Gdi and Nod are also ok i guess.

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Jun 4 2011, 4:25am replied:

What are the Aliens, but more fools blind to the prophecy of Kane!

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Astor Jan 23 2011, 2:59pm says:

GDI or Nod? damn I can't choose both are cool xD

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Jan 23 2011, 3:36pm replied:

its actually a matter of taste. if one considers REALLY heavy armor combined with 10 tons of cannon overkill to be cool, then they choose GDI. if one considers fast and futuristic style combined with lazors o' doom and green cannon shells owning a small city with 1 shot to be cool, they choose Nod. if they consider huge bugs armed with crazily advanced technology to be cool they choose Scrin.

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ItisgoodwithKane Aug 31 2012, 1:57pm replied:

Nod is fast until you get to the SSMs.

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WerewolfGeneral Feb 6 2011, 9:51pm replied:

Technology of peace!!!!(throut war LOL)

But i like of Super heavy firepower too and heavy armor.

I choose both!

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The_Mastodon Feb 4 2011, 4:42pm replied:


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Greek_hoplite Jan 17 2011, 4:20pm says:

To "for the brotherhood we fight for KANE we die" που το βρηκες????

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Jan 18 2011, 3:15am replied:

εγω το εφτιαξα.

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Smallchange Feb 13 2011, 3:31pm replied:


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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Feb 14 2011, 8:21am replied:

ω ναι

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