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So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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ApornasPlanet Oct 1 2010 says:

Hello! I read some great posts by you over here:

could you please go over there and elaborate about Tratos? And also, where can I find your visualisation of the Scrin?

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ApornasPlanet Oct 3 2010 replied:

thanks man!

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The_Mastodon Sep 29 2010 says:

You said C&C3 Tiberium Wars feels like a second Tiberian Dawn! yeah but Tiberium Essences feels like a second Tiberian Sun!!

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The_Mastodon Sep 18 2010 says:

how do you add Xfire to contact?

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The_Mastodon Sep 18 2010 replied:

never mind I found out ^_^

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The_Mastodon Sep 14 2010 says:

Now you know the Strength of my Armys! (in other word now you know how good I am) it was fun playing against you! and winning over you! ^_^ I shall see fourth to playing against you another time! :D

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playmsbk Sep 14 2010 replied:

i still had no banshees, and firehawks still remain OP. and that bridge was also a b*tch

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The_Mastodon Sep 15 2010 replied:

lol, you're over powered! cheak out these Nod Defences I made (Tib Sun) hope you like them :P

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Sep 15 2010 replied:

why am i overpowered? the firehawk has a lot of armor and has the strtofire abillity, to just get behind my base. they also have really powerfull bombs.

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The_Mastodon Sep 15 2010 replied:


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