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4 years ago by playmsbk 2 comments

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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The_Mastodon Oct 30 2010 says:

You said you don't hate people who likes GDI, but in your Introduction text (in the top) you have a To hate list where "GDI People" are included, so what's your real opinion about GDI fans? and yes this is the Internet take everything literly! :P

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Oct 31 2010 replied:

its for fun :D half of the stuff there are not real.

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Chinka Oct 24 2010 says:

Haha, I've just replied a thread about Pedo attack lol :P

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Prokhor_Zakharov Oct 20 2010 says:

Yeah but many people dont look at age. :) Plus I put anything I want on moddb, thats why I like it.

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Prokhor_Zakharov Oct 19 2010 says:

You 14! Wow! Well I'm the youngest on moddb, 13. :)

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█Black/Brunez█ Oct 17 2010 says:

Holograns? No way to mke real damage =P

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playmsbk Creator
playmsbk Oct 17 2010 replied:

u re the only attacker and ur sniper. i just cant loose all my soldiers to u! we need them to the war against GDI!

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The_Mastodon Oct 16 2010 says:

I have been very smug lately, but no one seems to mind or insult me or something like that, like you use to see in those kind of situations. :D

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OrangeNero Oct 10 2010 says:

i did not know there was a black one. I downloaded it from the main site and its white and works for me. maybe you got an older version of it i heard that there are older ones around.

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The_Mastodon Oct 10 2010 says:

This man is a heretic! he hates the true RED Brotherhood of Nod here disgust the Green shine of the Tiberium crystal he paints his structures and vehicles with a shiny Yellow color he claims he is Nod, but he is not. All of Nod there is a traitor in your mids!

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playmsbk Oct 10 2010 replied:

the shiny yellow color is for camoflauge! all GDI commanders who see a big yellow army on the radar think its a GDI army, but its in fact my army! :P and i hate the dark green housecolor, not the glowing green of Tiberium. not all of this man's words are lies though. i do hate red. XD

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