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2 comments by playmsbk on May 28th, 2011

So here you get some Chuck Norris jokes.

-Chuck Norris has a silver goldfish.
-Chuck Norris can put curtains on Windows.
-Chuck Norris has an ace up his sleeve, while wearing a T-shirt.
-When Zuckerberg created Facebook, he found a friend request from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris won't do push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
-Chuck Norris can bite water.
-Forest Gumb was running to get away from Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch, he decides what time is it and time obeys.
-Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, his heart does not have the guts to attack him.
-Heaven can wait, Chuck Norris can't.
-Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
-Chuck Norris can eat soup using a fork.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Two times.
-Chuck Norris can find a needle in a haystack.
-When Colombus disovered America, Chuck Norris was already watching NBA.
-Chuck Norris got his driving license at the age of 16. Seconds.
-Chuck Norris threw the apple at Newton.
-When Ford opened his factory to create Model-T's, Chuck Norris got a Focus there for service.
-Chuck Norris once sneezed. That phenomena is today known as the Big Bang.

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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 31 2010, 1:25pm says:

Firepower. I thought that they were weaker.

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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 24 2010, 12:54pm says:

I liked your vision point...

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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 17 2010, 2:01pm says:


But I really don´t know how I was able to see that content

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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 16 2010, 6:57pm says:

Saying the truth, no 0_0

"I have teh power!"

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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 16 2010, 3:30pm says:

I just entered the C&C Paradise group and I saw the Profile.Than, I got in.

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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 5 2010, 11:20am says:


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█Black/Brunez█ Aug 4 2010, 6:29pm says:

Yup. U saw some game from my old want list.
About MGS4, the big problem is that I don´t have a PS3.

About GTA4, well, when I played it I said: finally a Grand Theft Auto that is better than San Andreas =D

I will recreate the list. That is already too old. I wrote it still the worse C&C come here

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Starfox100 Jun 2 2010, 2:03pm says:

hey vagos,

i changed the banner at my profile.. take a look at it. :)

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█Black/Brunez█ May 16 2010, 12:00pm says:

Oh yeah, I know that =D

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█Black/Brunez█ May 16 2010, 5:42pm replied:

And the brainwash (somewhat) started with RA2.

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