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Featuring Jasper Gleamdust and Mr. Philbert Dovahbitts


Lets see, where was I?


Oh yes, freezing to death in a lake, I remember now. Actually I don't remember now, or as I should say, I don't remember how, but as this is very embarrassing, I'll pretend like I do. As Skyrim is very cold though, and night time is very cold, and rain is very cold, and water is very cold, and winter is very cold, and right now it is raining in a lake in the winter of Skyrim at night, so I am certifiably very frapping cold. I see the glow of a campfire on the shore, so I swim over there to warm up.

I'm sure this is because of my very cold hands.

I encounter this nice lady, who immediately tells me she's a poacher. I don't mind, since she's only poaching from Imperial bastards. She also mentioned that "There's enough for all of us if you aren't greedy."

Naturally, I took this as permission to loot her camp.

Aw yeah, that's the good stuff.

After stealing some Pot, I was on my way back to Whiterun. I met an elf named Faldrus along the way, I was about to pickpocket him, when I heard a screech and a crash. I look to the side just in time to see a building explode, and a smoke trail leading up into the sky.

A meteorite? A rock from a trebuchet? A dragon's kidney stone?

That's no kidney stone, that's from SPACE! And it has Pi! 256 bit Pi from SPACE!

Well, if this isn't just the best thing since Dovahbit. I will take it with me and love it forever.

They see me rollin'...
This is how I roll, leaving burning buildings in my wake.

The rain ends, and I have a very pretty trek back to Whiterun.

Damn this is a pretty game. Also, cabbages.

Once in the Jarl's place, I bring the Dragon Claw McGuffin thing to Mr. Guffin, but he won't stop banging on about dragons and fascinating ancient stuff. I'm not even being sarcastic, it really was interesting, so interesting in fact I wrote a whole essay on it. I'd post the essay here, but I'm too lazy to type what I already inked onto parchment, so instead here's another picture of Dovahbitts:

<3 Dovahbbitts

What's this, there's a dragon to battle? Awesome, I'll hop to it. First the Jarl had a gift for me. Unfortunately it wasn't shrooms, but it'll probably be useful all the same.

A shield, that blocks?! Shit just got real.

This dragon won't know what hit it. Time for some high-flying adventure, time to show the dragon's who's boss, time to- woah, watch it kid, almost tripped over you there.

Fine, have some gold, just get out of my way. Wait, what's this about your mother? You don't... have a mother? You're an orphan? That's... that's terrible! Oh cruel injustices of the world, orphaning a nice young girl like Lucia. You can live with me, in- oh wait, I don't have a home. As if I didn't feel sad enough. Wait, do I have a mother either? Or a father? Do I have any family at all, or am I an orphan, just like Lucia? Was it destiny that brought us together? Was it Rolof? Wait, what am I doing thinking about myself at a time like this, there's a child in need! I'll come back, Lucia, and I'll bring a house with me! I'll plant it right in Whiterun and we'll rule the land! Mark my words, I will return!

But first I need to slay a dragon. How does one slay a dragon, you wonder?

By laying a trap, with goat meat, of course! It'll never see it coming.

The Dragon named Murmulnir just ate Hroki and Tor. I see what you did there.

Just as planned, it didn't see the goat coming! Honestly though I don't think it saw it at all, so I ended up just shooting it with a lot of arrows. But hey, whatever works.

Alas poor Hroki, I knew him well.

Because slaying the mighty beast wasn't enough, I drove my blade into its body and rummaged through it's stomach, and found all kinds of fun remains. After putting on some armor I found INSIDE of it, I DEVOURED ITS SOUL. Just how metal is that.

My Whiterun comrades find this a little odd though, so I shout at them a little bit and head on back to the city. Or town, or whatever Whiterun is classified as. Once there, I run into some blokes saying they're looking for a woman. I point them at the terrifying Companions HQ, before slipping away and into the local Tavern. I completely forgot why I was going there though, as the roof shakes and I hear a loud booming voice speak to me. A divine message from the gods, I figure it must be. What could it be? Chastising me on my kleptomania? Commending me for my work against the Imperial bastards? Haven't the foggiest, I am rather ignorant to the gods and goddesses of Tamriel.

Oh wait, this is blasphemy, this is madness! What's the one divine name I kept hearing screamed from the streets of Whiterun? Talos. I quickly run back outside and make my way to the familiar place where that priest is usually loitering about. He's gone, but in his place...

The Divine Voice of Destiny lead me here.

Because I'm sure the gods dictated that it be so, I remove all the offerings. For science.

Back to the Jarl's place, we have a lovely chat about destiny and badassary, and he hooks me up with this gal named Lydia. Sweet, now I've got a servant, a Space Pi Core, and a Dovahbitts. Just a few more and I can start my own band. Unfortunately the band may have to wait, Destiny calls, or so the Jarl tells me.

Wait, 7,000 steps?

Climbing seven thousand steps.

Ha-haha, screw that!

I'm-a comin' for ya, greybeards!


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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Aug 24 2014, 3:41am says:

I am... Groot?

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KnightofEquulei Jul 5 2014, 2:46am says:

Just checking up...

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rablindaniel Sep 25 2013, 4:42pm says:

Hi Garyn, thanks for tracking our game Monokrome. Release is still TBD but it's only a couple weeks away.

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templarnordbyzantine Sep 7 2013, 8:37pm says:

TOUCH.......(Extends hand toward profile page) :)
Just out of curiosity, have you seen Jedi Knight re-edited?

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Nov 1 2013, 6:49pm replied:

*Slaps hands away from Page*

Yep, I saw those a couple years ago. Great stuff, to be sure =)

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templarnordbyzantine Nov 7 2013, 6:39pm replied:


Kyle:Jaden, you have a right to be angry.You want revenge You deserve it Jaden,

Jaden:Thank you

Rosh:No, jaden wait!

(Assorted punching sounds)

You video just reminded me of that. :)

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Nightwingnew52 Jun 25 2013, 4:10pm says:

Remeber me go on news and click the disney one on profile and see comment

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SecretApprentice Jun 25 2013, 2:26pm says:

Please answer your pms!

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SecretApprentice Jun 28 2013, 2:28pm replied:

Once again read your pms.

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Garyn Dakari
Garyn Dakari Jun 4 2013, 7:14pm replied:


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