Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day Five - Part 2 blog - Garyn Dakari

Previously, on Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim: ...ha, like I'm going to do that. Go back and read the first part of Day Five ya dolt: Linky Thingy Click It

NOBODY PANIC I'M OKAY GUYS I'M FINE.

Whew. Nothin' like a little ice water in the lungs to wake you up in the morning. Oh hey, what a charming town this is.

I just got here lady, I'm not bringing you any wood...

I was literally under the weather a minute ago.

Get it.

Because I was underwater, and water comes from weather. Hahahaha... heheha... ha... heh.... ehh.... ...I'll just go chop that wood now.

Well jeez, sorry. I guess I'm just not cut out for this kind of work.

After milling about the town for a while, doing absolutely nothing productive, I decide to swing by my favorite location in any given place, the tavern.

Why bother? Why, I'm here to-

Uh... that's actually a good question, what am I doing here... hmm... how about...

...MUSIC! I'm here to play music!

I bet you didn't know Jasper was actually a bard. Well neither did I, but there's a first for everything.

Naturally, they all loved my performance. As soon as I was done, the barkeeper informed me of some nearby ruins, of which no one has ever left alive, and suggested I check it out. Being the good sport that I am, I accept.

Looks like it's time for some more Indiana Jones Action.

Uh, need a key or something... how did I get through this the last time I found one of these... Guess it's time to explore the surrounding area for clues. *Sigh*

OHMAIGOWSH SHROO-

What an excellent question. Last thing I remember, I was defending myself from a technicolor bleeping rainbow, with a lightsaber. But hey, wedding sounds cool too.

Man, it'd be nice to have a lightsaber. All I need to make it is Firewood, if only I knew how to get that. I could take it to the wedding...

*Indignant*

Meh, screw you and your stupid wedding, I'm going to go find a Firewood Tree or something.

Thanks for the horse though!

TO BE CONTINUED...