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DAKARI'S ADVENTURES IN SKYRIM

Featuring Jasper Gleamdust, Mr. Philbert Dovahbitts, and Lydia

DAY FIVE

Part 2


Previously, on Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim: ...ha, like I'm going to do that. Go back and read the first part of Day Five ya dolt: Linky Thingy Click It


NOBODY PANIC I'M OKAY GUYS I'M FINE.

Whew. Nothin' like a little ice water in the lungs to wake you up in the morning. Oh hey, what a charming town this is.


I just got here lady, I'm not bringing you any wood...


I was literally under the weather a minute ago.

Get it.

Because I was underwater, and water comes from weather. Hahahaha... heheha... ha... heh.... ehh.... ...I'll just go chop that wood now.



Well jeez, sorry. I guess I'm just not cut out for this kind of work.


After milling about the town for a while, doing absolutely nothing productive, I decide to swing by my favorite location in any given place, the tavern.


Why bother? Why, I'm here to-

Uh... that's actually a good question, what am I doing here... hmm... how about...


...MUSIC! I'm here to play music!

I bet you didn't know Jasper was actually a bard. Well neither did I, but there's a first for everything.



Naturally, they all loved my performance. As soon as I was done, the barkeeper informed me of some nearby ruins, of which no one has ever left alive, and suggested I check it out. Being the good sport that I am, I accept.




Looks like it's time for some more Indiana Jones Action.

Uh, need a key or something... how did I get through this the last time I found one of these... Guess it's time to explore the surrounding area for clues. *Sigh*


OHMAIGOWSH SHROO-



What an excellent question. Last thing I remember, I was defending myself from a technicolor bleeping rainbow, with a lightsaber. But hey, wedding sounds cool too.

Man, it'd be nice to have a lightsaber. All I need to make it is Firewood, if only I knew how to get that. I could take it to the wedding...


*Indignant*

Meh, screw you and your stupid wedding, I'm going to go find a Firewood Tree or something.


Thanks for the horse though!


TO BE CONTINUED...


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JA-394
JA-394 Jan 5 2012, 9:46pm says:

GARYN! Guess what?!

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Garyn Dakari Creator
Garyn Dakari Jan 6 2012, 10:01pm replied:

You suck, that's what.

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JA-394
JA-394 Jan 7 2012, 3:36pm replied:

NO! You suck!

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Admiral_Skeybar
Admiral_Skeybar Jan 1 2012, 11:27am says:

Happy new year! =)

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JA-394
JA-394 Dec 20 2011, 12:36am says:

Not if I get to him first. I can haz gunz.

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KnightofEquulei
KnightofEquulei Dec 17 2011, 11:51am says:

Satan = Santa. Santa is just Satan's alter ego. He seeks to ruin Christmas day because he hates Jesus who he refers to as "Dad's golden boy". When you see that Santa running about and have doubts about facing him. Run away and let me deal with him. I'll send him back to Hell.

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TheUnabridgedGamer
TheUnabridgedGamer Jan 11 2012, 4:34pm replied:

Geez, (And this is a cynicist commenting here) be a little more jaded...

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Mert-K
Mert-K Dec 15 2011, 12:58pm says:

OH MY GAWD, ITS THE CHRISTMAS JUMAN. Santa Juman. Juman Scrooge, The Jumanch. Insert other christmas joke.

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KnightofEquulei
KnightofEquulei Dec 14 2011, 2:40pm says:

Faith shall grant me victory! *Rushes towards you with sword and shield to engage in jolly battle*

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Also_known_as_Peter
Also_known_as_Peter Dec 10 2011, 5:34pm says:

Garyn, we need to spam Knight's profile until he comes back!

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