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DAKARI'S ADVENTURES IN SKYRIM

Featuring Jasper Gleamdust, Mr. Philbert Dovahbitts, and Lydia

DAY FIVE

Part 2


Previously, on Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim: ...ha, like I'm going to do that. Go back and read the first part of Day Five ya dolt: Linky Thingy Click It


NOBODY PANIC I'M OKAY GUYS I'M FINE.

Whew. Nothin' like a little ice water in the lungs to wake you up in the morning. Oh hey, what a charming town this is.


I just got here lady, I'm not bringing you any wood...


I was literally under the weather a minute ago.

Get it.

Because I was underwater, and water comes from weather. Hahahaha... heheha... ha... heh.... ehh.... ...I'll just go chop that wood now.



Well jeez, sorry. I guess I'm just not cut out for this kind of work.


After milling about the town for a while, doing absolutely nothing productive, I decide to swing by my favorite location in any given place, the tavern.


Why bother? Why, I'm here to-

Uh... that's actually a good question, what am I doing here... hmm... how about...


...MUSIC! I'm here to play music!

I bet you didn't know Jasper was actually a bard. Well neither did I, but there's a first for everything.



Naturally, they all loved my performance. As soon as I was done, the barkeeper informed me of some nearby ruins, of which no one has ever left alive, and suggested I check it out. Being the good sport that I am, I accept.




Looks like it's time for some more Indiana Jones Action.

Uh, need a key or something... how did I get through this the last time I found one of these... Guess it's time to explore the surrounding area for clues. *Sigh*


OHMAIGOWSH SHROO-



What an excellent question. Last thing I remember, I was defending myself from a technicolor bleeping rainbow, with a lightsaber. But hey, wedding sounds cool too.

Man, it'd be nice to have a lightsaber. All I need to make it is Firewood, if only I knew how to get that. I could take it to the wedding...


*Indignant*

Meh, screw you and your stupid wedding, I'm going to go find a Firewood Tree or something.


Thanks for the horse though!


TO BE CONTINUED...


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JA-394
JA-394 Nov 19 2011, 5:43pm says:

OM NOM, NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM...

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Garyn Dakari Creator
Garyn Dakari Nov 17 2011, 4:41pm says:

Oi....Not so loud, Peter!

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Also_known_as_Peter
Also_known_as_Peter Nov 17 2011, 5:06pm replied:

WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHAT TO- oh wait this is your profile, you could have me deleted at any time.

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Garyn Dakari Creator
Garyn Dakari Nov 17 2011, 7:37pm replied:

Mwahaha...

*Begins reaching for the big red shiny button*

No.

*Remembers the last time I pushed a red shiny button*

*Shudders*

Anyway...You were saying?

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Also_known_as_Peter
Also_known_as_Peter Nov 18 2011, 6:06pm replied:

Well, basically I was saying how King here should stop conspiring to steal my cakes, since, quite frankly, I now only smuggle wine and pie out of the city.

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KnightofEquulei
KnightofEquulei Oct 22 2011, 1:07pm says:

Never watch Master Chef. They play this combat music when people prepare the food and then some scary thriller music plays when the judges eat the food. It really gets on my nerves. I wouldn't be surprised if they one day start playing LOTR music on the program when one of the judges begins eating the food.

Why am I telling this to you? I don't know. I normally ramble to Peter but I hear that he's gone to fight Crowley because Crowley destroyed ALL of his cakes.

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Garyn Dakari Creator
Garyn Dakari Oct 23 2011, 4:05pm replied:

Never heard of that Master Chef. Only one I've heard of, is the one who blows up the alien cabbages in that game which I forget the name of.

Destroyed the cakes, AGAIN?

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KnightofEquulei
KnightofEquulei Oct 23 2011, 6:15pm replied:

That's Master Chief aka John aka 117.

Well...yes, Crowley destroys every cake that he sees. You don't have any spare cakes lying about do you? By the way, I'm not working for Crowley or anything, so you can tell me.

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Garyn Dakari Creator
Garyn Dakari Oct 24 2011, 2:56am replied:

Nah, Chief blows up alien....Somethings...Chef blows up alien cabbages. Occasionally carrots, but mostly cabbages.

Hm...I do now know if I want to reveal the secret location of my cakes to you, or even that I have them - Oh wait...

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Also_known_as_Peter
Also_known_as_Peter Nov 17 2011, 4:23pm replied:

I'M BACK YOU FOOLS!


How's it going?

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