Tired of shooters that make you reload, aim down the sights, and hide behind boxes like a spineless coward? Reliant on heartbeat detectors, regenerating health and killstreaks? Feel like something is missing from your life, shortly before a 13 year old with a headset ends it amid a hail of slurs and profanity?
Well, get ready for a blast from the past.
BLOODCRUSHER II: KILLFIRE, sequel to the hit 1992 shooter phenomenon BLOODCRUSHER 3D, promises the most incredible action you can handle. BLOODCRUSHER II: A COMING OF AGE STORY randomly crafts stories, levels, enemies and weapons, forcing players to use both skill and caution to proceed. Build up your KILLOMETER on a global scoreboard and fill your BLOOD GAUGE for mega-maximum carnage!
With Liefeld inspired art design, Quake inspired gameplay and violence so controversial it was subject to a Congressional hearing, BLOODCRUSHER II: EXPLODE ALL HEADS EDITION will sate all your repressed murderous urges!
BLOODCRUSHER II: THE SPINEBREAKER FILES, the mega-hit of the 1997 season, is now coming to your personal computer by direct download or a 75 floppy disc set.
When you first encounter a turret, you may scoff at it, regarding it as a slightly oversized paperweight. Before you complete your scoff however, you may realize that this paperweight has guns, and you may no longer have a kidney. Turrets, while they often lack in the movement department, are very adept at the whole aiming and shooting thing, and do so gleefully.
Due to the fact that their complaints are ignored, turrets often obtain heavy weaponry to further their arguments. These come with basic gun shields, which are colour coded to match whatever gun the turret is strapped to. This provides you with an easy way to identify those chainsaw rockets before they can even be fired. Should you be misfortunate enough to lack Xena-like reflexes, all turrets are equipped with colour coded targeting lasers in order to assist their accuracy, giving you one last reprieve before you have to go kidney shopping.
As time goes on, turrets may grow slightly larger, have more powerful guns, and cause a greater lack of kidney. These turrets are generally meaner, insulting both your and your gun’s feelings through the use of a wide array of munitions and recorded statements. The heavier turrets are not picky, and can sometimes be found with two drastically different weapons attached to them.
Remember to vote for your favorite totally made in the 90s indie game for the 1997 Indie of the Year Awards! No, we do not know how a such a large detail like the year can be typed.
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