Tired of shooters that make you reload, aim down the sights, and hide behind boxes like a spineless coward? Reliant on heartbeat detectors, regenerating health and killstreaks? Feel like something is missing from your life, shortly before a 13 year old with a headset ends it amid a hail of slurs and profanity?

Well, get ready for a blast from the past.

BLOODCRUSHER II: KILLFIRE, sequel to the hit 1992 shooter phenomenon BLOODCRUSHER 3D, promises the most incredible action you can handle. BLOODCRUSHER II: A COMING OF AGE STORY randomly crafts stories, levels, enemies and weapons, forcing players to use both skill and caution to proceed. Build up your KILLOMETER on a global scoreboard and fill your BLOOD GAUGE for mega-maximum carnage!

With Liefeld inspired art design, Quake inspired gameplay and violence so controversial it was subject to a Congressional hearing, BLOODCRUSHER II: EXPLODE ALL HEADS EDITION will sate all your repressed murderous urges!

BLOODCRUSHER II: THE SPINEBREAKER FILES, the mega-hit of the 1997 season, is now coming to your personal computer by direct download or a 75 floppy disc set.

  • Dynamic level generation built on the cutting edge NERV Engine! Secret rooms, locked doors, minibosses and arenas!
  • Tens of thousands of randomly generated weapons across nine weapon categories. Guns that shoot ninja stars, angry bees, syringes, railway spikes and more!
  • Retro low-poly 3d graphics inspired by the best of 1990s shooters, and character designs inspired by the worst of 1990s comic books!
  • Physics-driven projectile-based shooting action! Lead your target and arc your shots!
  • Fast paced shooter gameplay styled after classic shooters. Rocket jump and circle-strafe your way to victory!
  • Probably more blood and gore than is entirely reasonable!
  • A global scoreboard for both points and global kills.
  • Intense original soundtrack by Dread Cell.
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11 comments by Protroid on Jun 13th, 2014

While guns are fun, you just can’t deny the fact that sometimes, you just have to bash someone’s head in with a good old melee weapon. Be it a classic blunt object or some kind of edged blade, do regular damage or stray into the elemental side of things, while not as flashy as most guns, they are equally satisfying.

Unlike a gun in BLOODCRUSHER II: FACE PUNCHER, you stick by your melee weapon at all times. No refunds or exchanges. Void nowhere. Be it your first or last level, you will have the same melee weapon should things get dicey, so make sure that you pick a good one when the game starts!
Lets start by looking at some rather simple melee weapons, starting with Crushgal’s fave, Mr. Ripper.

Its just a circular swirly blade of death! Don’t be shy!

Mr Ripper, like numerous other melee weapons, has both a primary and secondary mode. In this case, it can do one of two things; Either be rammed directly into your enemy in a way that we can only assume is very uncomfortable, or be used to start to juggle enemies into the air, perfect for setting up combos that can really make your score grow.

Following our wheel of death is another classic, the Painsaw, referred to as such because it both imparts pain, and is a chainsaw.

You don’t need to consult with anyone before using this!

The primary fire of the Painsaw allows you to go Montanna Chainsaw Slaughter House on whatever poor sap that decided to get impaled today. If you do, for some strange reason, get bored of carving some of the largest turkeys in history, the secondary fire of the Painsaw allows you to knock back said previously mentioned sap over a long distance. If you aim it right, you can even score some pretty gnarly environmental kills, which, like the buzzsaw above, is great for extra points (notice a pattern?).

The final weapon that we will be examining today is the Vertibreaker.

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Its smiling because it's happy to see you!

What does it break you ask? Well, we just assume everything, considering how it just pummels everything into neat little piles of blood and assorted guts. It works a bit differently than the other two weapons though. Rather than pressing to fire, you hold down the mouse in order to charge it, releasing when you want to unleash a fulyl powered boop! Unleashing this rage at the ground has an added bonus. The force of the impact can propel Crushgal into the air, allowing her to do a slight variation of the explosive jump; an explosive-less version. While it is less visually impressive, you don’t take the damage you would from a regular explosive jump.

Think these weapons are bad and we, by the transitive property of smash, should feel bad? Then suggest some cooler ones here! While we try to stick to a more powertools kind of theme, suggest anything! If it is rad enough, you may even see it in game!

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None540 Jul 10 2014, 9:25pm says:


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psn_toonjuice Jun 14 2014, 4:28pm says:

Will this be free or will it cost?

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R3ven Creator
R3ven Jun 14 2014, 6:17pm replied:

It will cost a price. The price is your soul. And some amount of money.

We don't know how much yet.

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puccianthony Jun 2 2014, 9:10pm says:

I don't have a lot of skills outside of a knack for the written word and an occasional ability to revel in excessive RIP AND TEAR. I'm also pretty good technically, but that's about it. Is there anything I can do that might be helpful? I'm not great, but I'd be willing to work for free because I MUST play this.

P.S. I can't wait to see the overly angsty proc-gen'd episode titles. You know, things like "DOMAIN OF THE FILTHY" or "THE BLOODSTAINED ABYSS".

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Protroid Creator
Protroid Jun 3 2014, 7:41pm replied:

We aren't willing to go outside our group for development. Sorry!

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puccianthony Jun 3 2014, 7:46pm replied:

I totally understand. I hope R3ven's doing better.

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BouncyTEM May 28 2014, 8:56pm says:

Oh, damn, this is new to me. This looks pretty awesome! Love me some oldschool shooters. <3

wish you the best of luck, guys!

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Protroid Creator
Protroid May 28 2014, 9:44pm replied:

Thanks! We always accept luck! As well as first borns, blood sacrifices and dollar french fries.

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R3ven Creator
R3ven May 28 2014, 11:06pm replied:

(but more expensive french fries are preferred, dollar french fries get soggy after a while)

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R3ven Creator
R3ven May 13 2014, 4:00pm replied:


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