Why the fuck would anyone write a bio about them-self?! I mean Jesus Christ, what sort of sick prick would write about their life story all over the internet to share with people. OK I'm joking, I just haven't got much to say at the moment, or I can't give a damn about writing this crappy bio so I figured I had to start somewhere. Anyway, If I could even be bothered to write my bio, it would be to laborious and time-consuming that I would probably gain polyarthralgia from all of the typing and YOU will be to blame for making me write this (even though we all know that isn't true, but it's still a reason to force someone to feel a great deal of shame). Now, are you going to stop reading this shitty text, or are you actually reading this? You are?! You must be as bored as a pacifist's pistol if that's the case. Maybe I should stop typing right.........now.

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Enurp
Enurp Apr 25 2013, 1:21pm says:

IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO EVERYONE: The game is downloadable! Click the CoF thumbnail and download the game now on this website! Steamdb.info

+6 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Apr 25 2013, 1:47am says:

Well I think we've all learnt a valuable lesson from this: you can always rely on Valve to **** everything up at the last moment. Also, to TeamPsykskaller, don't beat yourself up over this. It's not your fault this has happened. I'm pretty sure if you were allowed to release the game yourself we'd have it on our computers right now.

+7 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Apr 24 2013, 1:13pm says:

Guys, the game has been released: Steamdb.info I'm just not sure why it's not downloadable yet. I guess it's in the process of doing that right now.

+12 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Nov 1 2012, 5:07pm says:

I seem to have an issue in the Halloween Collab during the hidden doctor level. I try to enter the crayon textured door in the narrow corridor and it won't let me pass through. Does anyone know a way to bypass this?

+1 vote     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Oct 15 2012, 2:17am says:

What's the name of the song?

+1 vote     media: Brutal Doom Version 0.17 Trailer
Enurp
Enurp Oct 14 2012, 4:37am replied:

Good one kid. You knocked 'em all dead with that one.

+5 votes     mod: Black Mesa
Enurp
Enurp Oct 7 2012, 12:17pm says:

Why did this mod suddenly get so popular?

+9 votes     mod: Half-Mind
Enurp
Enurp Sep 19 2012, 3:00pm replied:

Why don't you all shut the **** up and find something better to do other than rant about your opinions?

+6 votes     article: Patch 1.5 released!
Enurp
Enurp Sep 16 2012, 3:56am replied:

Whoa! We got a bad *** over here everyone! Let's all bow down to this pathetic **** since he's so better than us!

+3 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Aug 29 2012, 4:00am says:

I just played Grey and so much stuff is taken from this mod. Hell, there's even a map that is just like the beginning level in the alley.

+1 vote     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Aug 14 2012, 3:52am says:

Tip: When ruMpel joins the same server as you on CoF, prepare to laugh your *** off

+6 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Aug 2 2012, 12:38pm replied:

Perhaps it's because there really is no new updates at the moment? There's a reason it says that.

+3 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Aug 1 2012, 9:02am says:

RedFog read this: YOU ARE NOT DEPRESSED. My brother is deeply depressed so I know what it is like for other people and looking at what you say about yourself, you're just making this up. You just think you're depressed so you've got something to blame for feeling sad. You post images of a girl on ModDB because you can't get over her and you think we care. You're just overdramatic and attention seeking. No-one listens to your arguements because we know you're lying. Soon you'll figure it out.

+5 votes     member: RedFog
Enurp
Enurp Aug 1 2012, 8:06am buried:

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Sporkster, don't even bother looking at the ED page about you and ruMpel. The people who post that **** do it to feel good about themselves when they are all worthless *****. Everything on that website is just for laughs.

-6 votes     member: Sporkeh
Enurp
Enurp Jul 23 2012, 9:04am says:

Would you have any time to probably make some extra different models for the slower3 (Michael Myres guy)? I don't want to sound like a assbag but seeing the same monster gets abit boring after the first 10 times or so. If you can't be bothered, don't worry about it, but I thought I would request it anyway.

-2 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp May 22 2012, 11:24am replied:

You gotta find tape recorders scattered around. Use them to save.

+1 vote     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp May 20 2012, 7:33am says:

Do you think you could make the twitching animations for the slowers alot faster? It would make them look more intimidating and spaztic if they twitched alot more frantically like in Afraid Of Monsters. Just a little request :)

0 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp May 7 2012, 1:20pm says:

This guy can't possibly be 26 years old. He looks like he has only just been born and is attempting to type to people.

+5 votes     member: WalrusElephantGoat
Enurp
Enurp May 7 2012, 1:19pm replied:

Are you for real? Why would Team Pyskskallar make a Counter Strike map pack just for your benefit? Btw, learn to type properly.

+1 vote     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Apr 29 2012, 4:43am says:

I just had a great idea. Those children things with knives should be able to crawl up walls and sometimes hang upside down from the cieling. Would be good if they popped out of the cieling when your least expecting it because then you would crap your pants.

+2 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Apr 25 2012, 2:42pm says:

I have no idea why, but has anyone else noticed in most playthroughs of Cry of Fear, people seem to rage at the mod more than they get scared. I don't do this, but why do people get so annoyed at this mod? I'm not sure how it can be solved unless they are just whiney faggots

+5 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Apr 23 2012, 12:35pm says:

Hopefully a new boss battle, remodel of Sawer, playable character for a new multiplayer gamemode or... a thingy

+5 votes     media: Patch 1.3
Enurp
Enurp Apr 17 2012, 2:58pm says:

Ok I finished about 4 endings so far now and my overall score for this mod is absolutely brilliant. 9.5/10. I only wish the ordinary zombies could be a little bit freakier. They need to twitch alot more and make creepy-*** noises to really be perfectly scary. But otherwise, the whole mod is incredible. Btw, chainsaw guy is now my new worst nightmare...

+3 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Mar 12 2012, 3:19am says:

My game keeps crashing in a room with a spinning head. Everytime I shoot one of the faceless zombies the game freezes up. Does anyone else have this problem?

+1 vote     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Feb 29 2012, 2:16am says:

I have a problem on chapter three. I've just gotten round the thing growing out of the ground and three zombies run towards me. It crashes everytime I'm there and I can't really get round it.

+1 vote     article: Cry of Fear - Patch 1.1
Enurp
Enurp Feb 27 2012, 2:42pm says:

Hmmm, some of the zombies in the mod don't make any noises atall. e.g: the white spikey haired ones. Is this a bug or intended?

+2 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Feb 26 2012, 12:57pm replied:

There is a way to save. You have to find these little tape recorders that are lying around the place. Find one and use to save your game.

+2 votes     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Feb 24 2012, 2:06am says:

I'm ******, everytime I enter the appartment after climbing the scaffolding the game crashes on the cutscene... anyone else have this annoying issue?

+1 vote     game: Cry of Fear
Enurp
Enurp Jan 17 2012, 11:28am says:

where do i put this to make it show up in game?

+2 votes     download: Sven Coop Sarashi Player Model
Enurp
Enurp Dec 18 2011, 4:05am says:

5,011 LIKES!! GET TO THE RELEASE DAAATE!!

+2 votes     game: Cry of Fear
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