Reviews - Enurp

Why the fuck would anyone write a bio about them-self?! I mean Jesus Christ, what sort of sick prick would write about their life story all over the internet to share with people. OK I'm joking, I just haven't got much to say at the moment, or I can't give a damn about writing this crappy bio so I figured I had to start somewhere. Anyway, If I could even be bothered to write my bio, it would be to laborious and time-consuming that I would probably gain polyarthralgia from all of the typing and YOU will be to blame for making me write this (even though we all know that isn't true, but it's still a reason to force someone to feel a great deal of shame). Now, are you going to stop reading this shitty text, or are you actually reading this? You are?! You must be as bored as a pacifist's pistol if that's the case. Maybe I should stop typing right.........now.