Report Rock, Paper or Scissors?

Poll started by lodle with 2,628 votes and 161 comments. Browse the poll archive.

 44%

(1154 votes)Rock

 27%

(720 votes)Paper

 29%

(754 votes)Scissors

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lodle Creator
lodle - - 204 comments

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No one likes rock. Lol

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Henley
Henley - - 1,973 comments

fool...

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Dr.Worm
Dr.Worm - - 181 comments

i has a rock!

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cronos35
cronos35 - - 3,391 comments

got rock!!

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-=[Colorado]=-
-=[Colorado]=- - - 378 comments

get rock hard too^^

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koekje4life
koekje4life - - 72 comments

Yet another rock.

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L0K
L0K - - 268 comments

Rock for me

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Lee1337
Lee1337 - - 156 comments

i has rock too!!!!!11

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Nickel_Dare
Nickel_Dare - - 393 comments

omg .. whats that in the sky ... it is a Plane ??? Is it SUPERMAN ???

NOOO ITS A ROCK ... RUUUNNN !!!! xD

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AUG_DUDE
AUG_DUDE - - 4,124 comments

i has SPOON

just kidding
ROCK FTW

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sting2death
sting2death - - 1,403 comments

HAHA Paper and scissor have 78 votes where Rock has 126 votes XD

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oWn4g3
oWn4g3 - - 174 comments

"I am fully confident in saying that there is no problem on Earth, personal, mathematic or otherwise, that cannot be solved by hitting something with a big rock."

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archkyrie
archkyrie - - 1,134 comments

Amen brothah

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ghostings
ghostings - - 1,216 comments

Looking at the polls right now on January 4, 2010. Rock is 16% more popular than either paper or scissors.

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C&C-Pickled
C&C-Pickled - - 1,338 comments

wow -20 votes i think its obvious the people like rock, not me though you cant stab people with a rock (unless it's sharp and even then you cants mutilate someone like scissors can)

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Zeltrax
Zeltrax - - 379 comments

People use Scissors because the rhyme ends with Scissors which kinda tricks brain into choosing Scissors thats what i think.

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shortguy014
shortguy014 - - 4 comments

"Zeltrax 5hours 42mins ago says:
People use Scissors because the rhyme ends with Scissors which kinda tricks brain into choosing Scissors thats what i think."

I live in australia and we call it "Scissors, Paper, Rock" - So that doesn't apply to me :P

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ausbushman
ausbushman - - 343 comments

No we don't :/

:P

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L0X0R
L0X0R - - 57 comments

Im in Australia too we call it rock paper Scissors.. Go rock !
which part of Australia are you in must be Sydney ha

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NyangenRound
NyangenRound - - 166 comments

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everyone i know ends it with rock. scissors is first!

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Henley
Henley - - 1,973 comments

ROCK BABY! \m/

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Orion
Orion - - 587 comments

Paper covers Rock.. I WIN! XD

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Shadow-Marine
Shadow-Marine - - 158 comments

ahh but scissors cuts paper

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Arxae
Arxae - - 718 comments

but rock beat scissor..altho i picked paper ;D

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figalot
figalot - - 795 comments

rock = aggresive
paper = gay
scissors = tatcical

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bloodstalker
bloodstalker - - 1,077 comments

well.thanks for the gnostic info.now i know i'm gay.

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Sam1209
Sam1209 - - 414 comments

diddo.

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reza_the_great
reza_the_great - - 23 comments

satanism gay ? wtf ?!?! never heard of it! anyways ROCK ONN

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Scarwing
Scarwing - - 418 comments

so me being tactical huh!?

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johnpinky7
johnpinky7 - - 61 comments

lol so true. ROCK ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

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Nebcake
Nebcake - - 443 comments

Choosing rock makes you more manly.

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Relto
Relto - - 47 comments

Paper is the thinking man's choice.

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NullSoldier
NullSoldier - - 973 comments

That's exactly the conclusion I came to.

Paper seems to be the choice of players who think their strategy out. It represents the reserved player who stands back and knows that people underestimate the power of paper. They know people think paper is weak at first hand. I mean really, what is paper going to do give you a paper cut? But in the end people know what paper is really capable of doing. Don't underestimate us because we can end your entire world. And then in the end all the scissors and rocks look up to us and say, "Save us!" we'll flitter down like pieces of paper and whisper, "no".

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m82sniper
m82sniper - - 1,490 comments

I like the way you think. :D

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Dragonlord
Dragonlord - - 1,934 comments

Cool... Time to break rules. I'm a tactic player but I'm for rock... why? Decoy motion. Throw a rock to make your enemies look the other way. Try doing that with a piece of paper :P

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bloodstalker
bloodstalker - - 1,077 comments

fold the paper,make an airplane.it would still work.

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Henley
Henley - - 1,973 comments

But Scissors cuts Paper.... Thinking man my arse.

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EmotionalRobot
EmotionalRobot - - 427 comments

But then you have more paper

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m82sniper
m82sniper - - 1,490 comments

Paper grows on trees, scissors don't :P

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PieJesu
PieJesu - - 21 comments

The more you cut, the more you birth.

One Cut Paper = Two Piece Paper.

Thus we grow, exponentially, in power.

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Dr.Worm
Dr.Worm - - 181 comments

yeah the ending was totally not from watchmen :P

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somonels
somonels - - 64 comments

A paper banning all rocks and scissors. Paper is law.

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Metafiz
Metafiz - - 504 comments

Thinking men would occupy their time with more complex games than RPS :P

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SCΛRECROW
SCΛRECROW - - 3,491 comments

True, but some RTS or RTT games have turned into a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

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MrMattWebb
MrMattWebb - - 1,803 comments

scissors. Hell ya!

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Dremth
Dremth - - 1,400 comments

Rock. I win.

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m82sniper
m82sniper - - 1,490 comments

Paper.

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m82sniper
m82sniper - - 1,490 comments

@ Dragonlord (Reply messed up)

Paper airplane my friend. :)

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ComeradeStalin
ComeradeStalin - - 2,619 comments

Rock anyway.

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