The biography of this man is covered with a curtain of mystery...

Image RSS Feed Latest Screens
Ио́сиф Ста́лин Сталин и Калинин He had no chance...
Blog RSS Feed Report abuse Latest Blog: Traditions

1 comment by ComeradeStalin on Apr 23rd, 2012

"Russians by eyes of our western and overseas friends 2" or "Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov: The second encounter."

Hello comrades! It's me, Ivan Ivanovich Ivanow and I know that you missed me. I was far away, fishing on the sunny beaches of Vorkuta and helping soviet pioneers in building of the new nuclear reactor.

Last time I told you about our habits and way of life. And today I want to tell you about our traditions. And here comes our main tradition. First of all you should know that our soviet society can be divided into 2 main groups: those who sit in GULAG and those who supervise us. It is a very exciting tradition, and from time to time we change our roles.

Now about education. Everybody knows that our education is the best in the world. Our wise government spends fabulous sums of money to provide us with free and qualitative education. And when we learn a lot, our wise government rewards us with free tickets to GULAG.

Foreign affairs. Maybe you didn't know, but we can study a lot of foreign languages in our schools. But KGB may always suspect bearers of foreign languages in espionage and will send all of them to the GULAG. That's why we can communicate with outer world only with the help of few unfinished representatives of russian aristocracy, bearers of old high-society British dialect. If it doesn't help, our diplomats can always yank off their shoes and begin banging on the desks. Usually it helps.

Science. We pay high attention to the scientific researches. But at the same time we prefer to keep all the smartest scientists in GULAG. They work better there and we can always release them if we will need new, bigger nuclear bomb or another WMD.

Military. We do not appreciate new tendencies in modern warfare: tanks, aircraft, firearms... screw it. Faithful horse bear and good saber - that's all we need. That's why we have only cavalrymen in the Ministry of Defence.

Here comes one more of our outstanding traditions. It's called Great Purge. Every 5 years we shoot all of our most talented generals but always let 1 survive (for the case if treacherous enemy will suddenly attack us) who will save us all and bring us victory. After this we usually shoot him too.

As I told you last time, we all serve in Red Army. I served in Red Army too. I was a cannon fodder. We have many types of troops in Red Army, but the cannon fodder is the most numerous and honorable type. Every soviet conscript is proud to serve as a cannon fodder.

Usually our soldiers don't have any weapons. They have to get it in battle with bare hands. Only lucky ones have Mosin 1891 rifles, but without rounds. In battle we are always escorted by NKVD barrier troops, who march in 2-3 meters behind us. They wear parade uniform and have heavy weaponry, like machine guns, to shoot cowards and deserters. The presence of barrier troops always encourages cannon fodder...

Ok, my dear comrades. That's all for now. I still have to take back my IS-3 from the repair shop and write a report for tomorrow's Party meeting. These kind KGB officers will show you the way out.

Groups
-IV - IX-

-IV - IX-

Fans & Clans group with 53 members, open to all members

An adventure is an exciting or unusual experience. It may also be a bold, usually risky undertaking, with an uncertain outcome. Banner made by my soul-mate...

-pre-ko-tor-

-pre-ko-tor-

Fans & Clans group with 37 members, open to all members

An adventure is an exciting or unusual experience. It may also be a bold, usually risky undertaking, with an uncertain outcome. Banner made by my soul-mate...

2009 Mod of the Year Awards

2009 Mod of the Year Awards

Official event with 146 members, must apply to join

Welcome to the 8th Annual Mod of the Year Awards - the premiere event that celebrates the best creations within the modding and indie gaming scene. Developers...

2010 Mod of the Year Awards

2010 Mod of the Year Awards

Official event with 194 members, must apply to join

Mod of the Year is the largest celebration of hobbyist, amateur and professional modification developers. With record attendance and a massive number...

2011 Mod of the Year Awards

2011 Mod of the Year Awards

Official event with 140 members, must apply to join

Welcome one and all the to 10th annual Mod of the Year awards, celebrating all that is great about our beloved modding community, the developers, the...

2012 Mod of the Year Awards

2012 Mod of the Year Awards

Official event with 122 members, open to all members

Welcome one and all the to 11th annual Mod of the Year awards, celebrating all that is great about our beloved modding community, the developers, the...

2013 Mod of the Year Awards

2013 Mod of the Year Awards

Official event with 92 members, open to all members

Welcome to the 12th Annual Mod of the Year Awards, a celebration of the years finest mods chosen by you and us.

Age of Fans

Age of Fans

Fans & Clans group with 568 members, open to all members

For all fans of Age of Empires & Age of Mythology!

Post comment Comments  (0 - 10 of 831)
The_Chemical_Brother
The_Chemical_Brother Dec 31 2013, 1:09pm says:

Happy new year!! xD Moddb.com

+1 vote     reply to comment
ComeradeStalin Creator
ComeradeStalin Jan 1 2014, 7:56pm replied:

And you too. Thanks a lot.

+1 vote   reply to comment
Blittzz
Blittzz Dec 27 2013, 9:49pm says:

Здравствуй, украинский товарищ!
Вижу что ты любишь отыскивать реальные факты в Сети, не забивая голову информацией, подающейся СМИ потребителям. Рад видеть такого человека, который не поддакивает провокаторам из-за западного бугра, а думает своими мозгами.

Вечная память СССР и товарищу Сталину.

+2 votes     reply to comment
ComeradeStalin Creator
ComeradeStalin Dec 30 2013, 3:49pm replied:

Рассказывать истинное положение вещей, идя наперекор устоявшимся ошибочным мнениям, как правило, неблагодарное и непопулярное дело. Поэтому спасибо за положительный отзыв.

+2 votes   reply to comment
ℱℓσℊℊℯɾ✈
ℱℓσℊℊℯɾ✈ Sep 4 2013, 4:44am says:

Youtube.com

Yo mate long time no see!

+1 vote     reply to comment
ComeradeStalin Creator
ComeradeStalin Sep 9 2013, 3:08pm replied:

Yeah, hi. Rare guest here currently, indeed.

+1 vote   reply to comment
The_Chemical_Brother
The_Chemical_Brother Dec 31 2012, 2:14pm says:

Happy new year!! =) Moddb.com

+2 votes     reply to comment
Héllalujah!
Héllalujah! Dec 1 2012, 4:34pm says:

Hello there =D =P XD

+2 votes     reply to comment
ComeradeStalin Creator
ComeradeStalin Dec 2 2012, 6:44pm replied:

Hi.

+1 vote   reply to comment
ComeradeStalin Creator
ComeradeStalin Sep 9 2012, 2:00pm replied:

Zdravstvuy tavarisch.

+2 votes   reply to comment
Post a Comment
click to sign in

You are not logged in, your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community today (totally free - or sign in with your social account on the right) which we encourage all contributors to do.

2000 characters limit; HTML formatting and smileys are not supported - text only

Level
23%
Indie
35
Avatar
Avatar
Offline Since
Nov 21, 2014
Country
Ukraine Ukraine
Gender
Male
Member Watch
Track this member
Accolades
2009 Mod of the Year Awards 2010 Mod of the Year Awards 2011 Mod of the Year Awards 2012 Mod of the Year Awards 2013 Mod of the Year Awards
Statistics
Activity Points
6,045
Rank
125 of 479,306
Watchers
28 members
Time Online
5 days
Comments
2,611
Site Visits
78,270
Profile Visitors
30,583 (4 today)
Contact
Private Message
Send Now
Email
Members Only
BuchananP
BuchananP friends since Jun 23, 2012
feillyne
feillyne friends since Oct 8, 2009
Alexei_Stukov
Alexei_Stukov friends since Oct 11, 2009
Bokis
Bokis friends since Mar 31, 2013
☦BalkanB☢y☦
☦BalkanB☢y☦ friends since Oct 8, 2009
ℱℓσℊℊℯɾ✈
ℱℓσℊℊℯɾ✈ friends since Oct 9, 2009
OrangeNero
OrangeNero friends since Aug 1, 2010
[TZP]LoNer1
[TZP]LoNer1 friends since Jan 1, 2011
‡vlado32‡
‡vlado32‡ friends since Oct 19, 2009
nasorog
nasorog friends since Feb 7, 2014