Most hilarious Mutant Fight Thread - MISERY mod for S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Call of Pripyat

Post the most hilarious mutant fight you have witnessed.

I have seen 4 burers at Iron Forest vs 1 Giant. It's funny to watch burers throw little pistol at the giant, that thing just shrug it off and beat the crap out of these fat asses. Two of them actually got hit and fly into the air like a football from single giant stomp hit. Btw their telekinic shield does not work against melee attacks.

This post is kinda old by now but I stumbled upon it the other day and thought about the mutant fights I've had.

A lot of the time I run into a group of stalkers being attacked by bloodsuckers. Thats my favourite way to fight bloodsuckers, while they're busy with someone else

My best fight though was while I was showing the game to someone else, trying to convince them about why I like the game so much. I was in the forest East of the sawmill in Zaton, and all of a sudden I see a chimera fighting a pseudogiant! I decided to run in and fight them both while using a tree as cover, which is fine against just a chimera but pseudogiants have that heavy AoE ground-stomps so I had to keep running between trees to get far enough away from the giant, while still dodging the chimera. They were switching between chasing each other and chasing me while I let of a few shotgun blasts in between, being so careful so dodge them both. The giant went down first (because chimeras are bullet sponges), then I quickly offloaded lead into the chimera (I was using a Saiga , I must have used almost 80 shells ) and got their awesome loot!

I had walked ahead of Uncle Yar and climbed to the roof of the house when I spotted 3 Gigants off in the distance. I thought how fun it would be to let them wipe out the Mercs that come to ambush Uncle Yar ... I took a few pot shots to tickle them and get them headed our way. I mistimed it and they got there too soon (Yar just walks too slow). I winged 2 of them and slowed them down a bit only to see Uncle Yar simply butt whip the one on top of him once and down it went. That's a pretty fierce backhand for an old stalker

Good old uncle Yar. He's never let me down once in a gun fight. I have never seem him engage in melee before though.

One time we got owned completely by pussy cats. While I was laughing when mercs getting their ass kicked by zombies, some cats joined the fight (my mutants are neutral to each other) and mercs went down quickly. I was sitting at window watching the whole thing in NV, I was like "Yes, yes good kitties" then 2 seconds later 7 of them rushing towards us. I was like "No, no no bad kitties". Uncle Yar didn't show me his ninja moves, he's trying to fend off with his sniper rifle. I was holding a Famas, fast RPM is good but the reload got me killed.

Many NPC's were handling cats very badly before; I think this is mostly fixed for 2.2. I've tried, for scientific purposes, to get Yar killed off a few times and he almost never dies. I would have taken good care of his rifle in case any of his Nephews wanted it.

Yar is propably my favourite npc, in the freedom base in clear sky he was always arguing with some freedom guy over the speakers

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2 Chimeras somehow in the electronic attic behind Jupiter Plant, at first I thought it's gonna be a free kill but one of them found the stairs...fortunatly they cant seem to walk around the stair corners




the one time I go out without a grenade launcher and of course I run into a pseudogiant by the bitumen anamolie..first I try to lure him down into the swamp anamolies but he always turns back...then I decide to go for the flames..not only did my suit get quite a beating and some burns too, but he ends up in a gravi instead of flames and explodes quite spectacular..never go without rifle grenades!

Edited by: Keksfront

Keksfront wrote:

the one time I go out without a grenade launcher and of course I run into a pseudogiant by the bitumen anamolie..first I try to lure him down into the swamp anamolies but he always turns back...then I decide to go for the flames..not only did my suit get quite a beating and some burns too, but he ends up in a gravi instead of flames and explodes quite spectacular..never go without rifle grenades!

Wonderful fireworks!

Same spot I have ran into 2 giants at once, while I wasn't prepared because I was doing the sci mission luring snorks in. Snorks brought a pair giant with them and kicked the crap out of me. How come they don't step into anomoly like in your game.