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Ignatz Nov 8 2015 replied:

Be careful of your wishes. Here, in this community, they may come true in a surpsing way!

+1 vote   media: Love is a battlefiel:D
Ignatz Oct 29 2015 replied:

Yeah, I had to pick up my jew from the floor.

+3 votes   media: I did Nazi that coming.
Ignatz Oct 28 2015 replied:

Some time ago, I took my motorcycle for a short ride, you know just for fun. I was riding along a straight, empty road and saw a pigeon chilling in the middle of my lane. I was pretty sure, that the bird is going to take off and just kept blasting. The pigeon took of, for sure, but he did it, like 3m before my bike. I saw this birdbrain flying against my face, so instead of trying to dodge it, I heave headbutted him. I've no idea why, so don't even ask. Apart from the slight neck pain, I had to stop and wipe a considerable amount of crap and feathers from my visor.
That's also why you should always wear a helmet. No excuses.

+1 vote   media: Oh dear...
Ignatz Oct 28 2015 says:

In fact, there are so many other polish bad words, that if you know them all and are able to combine them with prepositions, then you're able to say well, pretty much anything you want.

+1 vote   media: Polish
Ignatz Oct 19 2015 replied:

I've heard, that french tanks have 5 reverse gears and only one forward gear - in case of the enemy attack from behind.

+4 votes   media: Something political
Ignatz Oct 19 2015 says:

Bruh, if you ever happen to be in Nordrhine in Germany, let me know, ok? I live here now and need sometimes a drinking buddy!

+1 vote   media: Czech Yoga (view original)
Ignatz Oct 16 2015 says:

CadianConscript I come from Poland (from Silesia, to be more accurate) and I had the opportunity to spend some time in Prague (Czech Capital). I've had great time, for sure, but don't ask me what I was doing there, becasue frankly, I can't remember the many details really well.
Czech beer, and surprisingly, wine too, are also really good!

+2 votes   media: Czech Yoga (view original)
Ignatz Oct 14 2015 replied:

If the game presents you with Cathars in a village then just reload the save, it helps sometimes.
In the open, they're one of the easiest bandits to fight with, because of their lack of shields and/or ranged weapons. In fact, they present you one of the best ways to get decent stuff, renown and tons of experience in the early game. Just get yourself a quick horse (courser would be best) and a long lance. Now, couch your polearm and run around the enemies in circles, whenever you see an opprotunity to strike, take on of cathars down. Don't take risks! Since one their hit may take you down, if the attack seems to be to dangerous, then just kill the enemy's horse and finish the dehorsed Cathars later. Always look where you ride and try to run around your enemy clockwise;) Using the simplest lance and starting horse I was able to take even 50 Cathars down at once without bigger problems, it just take me some time.

+1 vote   mod: Nova Aetas
Ignatz Oct 14 2015 says:

Oh, and two more small things. First, I would tie the loyalty trait of your vassalts to their relations with you. It is a bit illogical, that even the vassals that are devoted to you seem to gain "treacherous" trait at random. If you have several vassals with that trait, then your renown will drop really fast and it is annoying like hell. Also the -5 relations decay a week is a bit harsh IMHO.
It would be also nice to be able to raise your party's morale by organizing a feast in tavern or in your fief, the Prophesy of Pendor had this mechanics and it is invaluable during the endgame, when your army consists of huge number of troops from every kingdom.

+1 vote   mod: Nova Aetas
Ignatz Oct 12 2015 says:

The mod is really great and I'm enjyoing it a lot (day 700+), but I will try to point out the most annyoing bugs I've spotted.
1. Some cities and castles need to be revised in siege mode. Your troops won't climb up the siege tower in thie Haringoth Castle, the city of Zendar and one of the Aztec cities floats in the air, your troops tend to block themselves on ladders sometimes (Hierosolyma, one of the Mithirdian castles). Attacking the simple aztec square forts can be hillariously easy, you can run past the defenders into the single building in the middle and enter it. This will teleport you to the inside of the castle when you finish off the "remaining" defenders and well, you've won!
2. The customized troops won't equip some stuff properly. For example, if you give better armor to your ranged units, then they may spawn without ranged weapons!
3. Parties have much trouble navigating through sea and tend to get stuck at some points. It is especially annoying if you gave your vassals some fiefs in the New World, it also causes the Mithridian Empire to be very impotent defenders, once their army boards their ships, they mostly get stuck at the shore of one of the numerous islands. Sometimes you can't leave your colonies, because your ships are just gone (i.e. the option "set sail" in the colony menu is missing).
3. Swadia gets steamrolled by everyone.
4. Kingdom of Noregr owns everyone in the north and has OP unit roster. Their units are fast, overall decent and easy to train, so they come in big numbers, the Noregr Veteran Arches is the best example.
5. Managment of your cities doesn't work. The growth is mostly low and the plague tends to hit your fiefs very often. Despite numerous efforts, I wasn't able to raise the population of Praven above 1000 heads. Even with 100% religious uniformity and huge influence of craftsmen in the city council!

+1 vote   mod: Nova Aetas
Ignatz Oct 11 2015 says:




Crimea river

+12 votes   media: russia vs children.
Ignatz Oct 11 2015 replied:

I'm also really glad that you're still working on it guys!
This mod has SO MUCH potential!

+1 vote   news: Website and updates
Ignatz Sep 27 2015 replied:

Tell that to your GF and share the results, k?

+9 votes   media: I love watermelon <3
Ignatz Aug 29 2015 says:

Hi there. Would it be possible to include the MSBS assault rifle in your mod? IIRC this gun is already being used in COD:Ghosts so you could maybe import it somehow? I've found a 3D model using google without bigger problems. This gun would be also really lore-friendly since it is a polish desing and Ukraine and Poland share borders;) MSBS is designed to be easy in maintenance and repairs, it's compact (bullpup) and can be modified with a range of attachements, so it would be nice alternative to the OC-14 Groza. Regards!

+2 votes   mod: The Armed Zone
Ignatz Aug 20 2015 says:

Hi there. I would like to say, that playing as rohan is imho too difficult at the beginning (I'm always playing on vh/vh), you are economically ruined and even gathering your weak starting forces into 3/4 stack army is impossible since it will totally drain your economy. Normally this wouldn't be a huge problem for me, but you know, Isengard will invade you with a full stack of medium and high tier units in like second or third turn. I'm seasoned TATW player, but this is a bit too much to bear for me, the only unit that is able to charge into flanks or sides of uruk-hai units and do some damage are the bodyguards and you get 16 of them with each general vs 120+ Uruks.

+2 votes   mod: Divide and Conquer
Ignatz Aug 15 2015 replied:

I'm going to give it a try. Thank you very much!

+1 vote   mod: Divide and Conquer
Ignatz Aug 14 2015 says:

Hi there. I've downloaded the mod, installed the M2TW+Kingdoms+1.05 Patch, then TATW 3.0 both parts + patch and lastly all 3 parts + patch of DAC.
Aaaaand I can't start the game via desktop shortcut (TATW DaC), because "kingodms.exe" cannot be found or something similar. I'm still able to start the game with vanilla TATW shortcut or the batch file in the mod's folder.
This bothers me more than it should. I'm afraid that some scripts won't start properly with this situation (MoS had to be started with it's own shortcut to get all the new stuff working IIRC).

+1 vote   mod: Divide and Conquer
Ignatz Jul 24 2015 says:

Oh the memories... I've heard the new update is out. I suppose it's time to blow the dust off my KOTOR 2 cover and install it this one more time, but this time with you mod, that looks just too good to be true.

Why there is no KOTOR 3, what have we, poor sinners done, that we got yet another MMO aimed at 12-years old kids with big mouth and rich parents. If I would have another chance to meet Bastilla, Carth, Mandalore, HK (forgot the numer meatbags. 47?) then I would buy the game immediately.

Anyway, I will download the mod when I will come back from the holidays.

+2 votes   mod: The Sith Lords Restored Content Mod (TSLRCM)
Ignatz Jul 24 2015 says:

This mod is getting better with every update!

+2 votes   mod: Alternate Balance Expansion Mod
Ignatz Jul 22 2015 replied:

As the old indian saying says...
"Even an unloaded bow shoots once a year"

+1 vote   media: Star Wars: Luke and his lightsaber
Ignatz Jun 12 2015 says:

I think the driver run the red light on accident and tried to pull back... right into the biker.

+1 vote   media: Drivers!
Ignatz Apr 28 2015 says:

Human ghetto corgi

+1 vote   media: SWAG Pro
Ignatz Apr 27 2015 replied:

So... If this would happen to you, then you would lend your friend a helping hand?

+1 vote   media: Soooooooomwheeereeee over the rainbowwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ignatz Apr 2 2015 says:

There was a man who really took good care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles a day. One day, he took a look in the mirror - yes, he was a bit vain - and noticed that he was tan all over except for his *****. So, he decided to do something about it.

He went to the beach, completely undressed himself and buried in the sand, except for his *****, which he left sticking out.

Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon encountering the ***** sticking up over the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, "There's no justice in the world."

The other lady asked what she meant.

The lady with the cane replied,
"When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.

Now, I am 80 and the damn things are growing wild on the beach and I'm too old to squat!

+7 votes   media: Here's a thing
Ignatz Mar 2 2015 replied:

They're all hax0rs sent to ModDb by Iluminati, you can't cover the truth forever. I know. We know.

+1 vote   media: . . .
Ignatz Mar 1 2015 says:

With all that hype regarding the HL3, I can only say, that whatever they are going to do, they will produce the next Duke Nukem Forever. You wan't the hype?! You can't handle the hype!

+2 votes   media: Half Life 3 : Retirement
Ignatz Mar 1 2015 replied:

You bastard! you gypsy bastard! How can you have only "+" karma sign!
I call hax!

+5 votes   media: . . .
Ignatz Feb 25 2015 replied:

If you're using steam, then unsuscribe the mod in the workshop, restart steam and try to play. If this does't work, then change then try to change the name of the mod folder.

+1 vote   mod: Full Invasion 2
Ignatz Feb 25 2015 says:

This mod only needs one thing to be perfect. Optimization.

+4 votes   mod: Full Invasion 2
Ignatz Feb 22 2015 says:

It seems that I'm too lame to play it.
I'm constantly getting stuck on way too many missions (I'm rarely getting killed, but I've very often no clue what should I actually do at given moment), now I'm just going to "put the mod on the shelf" and just wait for the next Blue Planet.
Dang it.

+1 vote   mod: Shadow Genesis
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