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Russian tech either breaks down immediately or never.
I will do yet another attempt at translating one of my native jokes. Wish me luck:)
A terrible drought has struck a small, tribal village in the middle of the savanna. In a last ditch effort the tribe gathers around the shaman's hut, begging for his help. The shaman rounds up everybody and asks: "Does anybody have some water left?", in response, one man utters silently "I still have some, take it" and gives it to the shaman. The shaman pours the water into the bucket, takes off his shirt, washes it, hangs it and throws the water away. "Does anybody have some more water?" he repeats. People are confused, yet some other man gives him his waterskin, shaman then proceeds to empty it into the bucket to wash his trousers. People are getting angry, yet the shaman asks one more time "Does anybody have some more water?". He gets a waterskin and uses to water to wash his underwear. The people around him already want to beat the crap out of him, but then the dark clouds start to show up on the sky, and a storm comes!
Seeing this, the shaman utters "It always f*ucking rains whenever I do the laundry".
A stunning young woman is sitting on a bench in a park, reading a book. After a while, a young and also handsome man sits nearby; "Hey girl, what are you reading", he asks, looking over her shoulder. "A sex compendium", she replies. "And did you found anything intresting there?", he asks further. "Yeah, here stands, that the best lovers are Native Americans and Jews" she says with a smile. The man stands up and announces "I forgot to introduce myself, Moses Winnetou, at your service!"
Even in the days of the long forgotten past, there was a country, ruled by the CSars, that was towering over the Europe.
The RushBian Empire.
It is known.
It must have been a tough constipation
"HELP! I'm dying... of poverty"
"Arise, arise, Riders of Théoden!
Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter!
spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered,
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!"
I will overlook every bug or hardcoded handicap in this mod, if it will be possible to poke the Sauron in the eye with the Banner of Rohan.
I've read the FAQ and couldn't find my question.
Are you going to implement some kind of HUD or at least the different first-person-view depending on the currently worn helmet? It would be really neat to have even a simple HUD on the advanced military suits. It would greatly boost the immersion IMO.
Anyway it is one of the most pleasing mods to look at ;) Regards
Be careful of your wishes. Here, in this community, they may come true in a surpsing way!
Yeah, I had to pick up my jew from the floor.
Some time ago, I took my motorcycle for a short ride, you know just for fun. I was riding along a straight, empty road and saw a pigeon chilling in the middle of my lane. I was pretty sure, that the bird is going to take off and just kept blasting. The pigeon took of, for sure, but he did it, like 3m before my bike. I saw this birdbrain flying against my face, so instead of trying to dodge it, I heave headbutted him. I've no idea why, so don't even ask. Apart from the slight neck pain, I had to stop and wipe a considerable amount of crap and feathers from my visor.
That's also why you should always wear a helmet. No excuses.
In fact, there are so many other polish bad words, that if you know them all and are able to combine them with prepositions, then you're able to say well, pretty much anything you want.
I've heard, that french tanks have 5 reverse gears and only one forward gear - in case of the enemy attack from behind.
Bruh, if you ever happen to be in Nordrhine in Germany, let me know, ok? I live here now and need sometimes a drinking buddy!
CadianConscript I come from Poland (from Silesia, to be more accurate) and I had the opportunity to spend some time in Prague (Czech Capital). I've had great time, for sure, but don't ask me what I was doing there, becasue frankly, I can't remember the many details really well.
Czech beer, and surprisingly, wine too, are also really good!
If the game presents you with Cathars in a village then just reload the save, it helps sometimes.
In the open, they're one of the easiest bandits to fight with, because of their lack of shields and/or ranged weapons. In fact, they present you one of the best ways to get decent stuff, renown and tons of experience in the early game. Just get yourself a quick horse (courser would be best) and a long lance. Now, couch your polearm and run around the enemies in circles, whenever you see an opprotunity to strike, take on of cathars down. Don't take risks! Since one their hit may take you down, if the attack seems to be to dangerous, then just kill the enemy's horse and finish the dehorsed Cathars later. Always look where you ride and try to run around your enemy clockwise;) Using the simplest lance and starting horse I was able to take even 50 Cathars down at once without bigger problems, it just take me some time.
Oh, and two more small things. First, I would tie the loyalty trait of your vassalts to their relations with you. It is a bit illogical, that even the vassals that are devoted to you seem to gain "treacherous" trait at random. If you have several vassals with that trait, then your renown will drop really fast and it is annoying like hell. Also the -5 relations decay a week is a bit harsh IMHO.
It would be also nice to be able to raise your party's morale by organizing a feast in tavern or in your fief, the Prophesy of Pendor had this mechanics and it is invaluable during the endgame, when your army consists of huge number of troops from every kingdom.
The mod is really great and I'm enjyoing it a lot (day 700+), but I will try to point out the most annyoing bugs I've spotted.
1. Some cities and castles need to be revised in siege mode. Your troops won't climb up the siege tower in thie Haringoth Castle, the city of Zendar and one of the Aztec cities floats in the air, your troops tend to block themselves on ladders sometimes (Hierosolyma, one of the Mithirdian castles). Attacking the simple aztec square forts can be hillariously easy, you can run past the defenders into the single building in the middle and enter it. This will teleport you to the inside of the castle when you finish off the "remaining" defenders and well, you've won!
2. The customized troops won't equip some stuff properly. For example, if you give better armor to your ranged units, then they may spawn without ranged weapons!
3. Parties have much trouble navigating through sea and tend to get stuck at some points. It is especially annoying if you gave your vassals some fiefs in the New World, it also causes the Mithridian Empire to be very impotent defenders, once their army boards their ships, they mostly get stuck at the shore of one of the numerous islands. Sometimes you can't leave your colonies, because your ships are just gone (i.e. the option "set sail" in the colony menu is missing).
3. Swadia gets steamrolled by everyone.
4. Kingdom of Noregr owns everyone in the north and has OP unit roster. Their units are fast, overall decent and easy to train, so they come in big numbers, the Noregr Veteran Arches is the best example.
5. Managment of your cities doesn't work. The growth is mostly low and the plague tends to hit your fiefs very often. Despite numerous efforts, I wasn't able to raise the population of Praven above 1000 heads. Even with 100% religious uniformity and huge influence of craftsmen in the city council!
I'm also really glad that you're still working on it guys!
This mod has SO MUCH potential!
Tell that to your GF and share the results, k?
Hi there. Would it be possible to include the MSBS assault rifle in your mod? IIRC this gun is already being used in COD:Ghosts so you could maybe import it somehow? I've found a 3D model using google without bigger problems. This gun would be also really lore-friendly since it is a polish desing and Ukraine and Poland share borders;) MSBS is designed to be easy in maintenance and repairs, it's compact (bullpup) and can be modified with a range of attachements, so it would be nice alternative to the OC-14 Groza. Regards!
Hi there. I would like to say, that playing as rohan is imho too difficult at the beginning (I'm always playing on vh/vh), you are economically ruined and even gathering your weak starting forces into 3/4 stack army is impossible since it will totally drain your economy. Normally this wouldn't be a huge problem for me, but you know, Isengard will invade you with a full stack of medium and high tier units in like second or third turn. I'm seasoned TATW player, but this is a bit too much to bear for me, the only unit that is able to charge into flanks or sides of uruk-hai units and do some damage are the bodyguards and you get 16 of them with each general vs 120+ Uruks.
I'm going to give it a try. Thank you very much!
Hi there. I've downloaded the mod, installed the M2TW+Kingdoms+1.05 Patch, then TATW 3.0 both parts + patch and lastly all 3 parts + patch of DAC.
Aaaaand I can't start the game via desktop shortcut (TATW DaC), because "kingodms.exe" cannot be found or something similar. I'm still able to start the game with vanilla TATW shortcut or the batch file in the mod's folder.
This bothers me more than it should. I'm afraid that some scripts won't start properly with this situation (MoS had to be started with it's own shortcut to get all the new stuff working IIRC).
Oh the memories... I've heard the new update is out. I suppose it's time to blow the dust off my KOTOR 2 cover and install it this one more time, but this time with you mod, that looks just too good to be true.
Why there is no KOTOR 3, what have we, poor sinners done, that we got yet another MMO aimed at 12-years old kids with big mouth and rich parents. If I would have another chance to meet Bastilla, Carth, Mandalore, HK (forgot the numer meatbags. 47?) then I would buy the game immediately.
Anyway, I will download the mod when I will come back from the holidays.
This mod is getting better with every update!
As the old indian saying says...
"Even an unloaded bow shoots once a year"