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Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day One

Dakari's Adventures in Skyrim - Day One

Jul 18, 2014 News 6 comments

Not sure if anyone here's ever heard of it, but there's this little off-the-beaten-path RPG called "Skyrim," apparently the fifth in a long series or...

WE ARE NOT A RANDOM IMAGE THREAD/GROUP

WE ARE NOT A RANDOM IMAGE THREAD/GROUP

Jun 5, 2014 News 16 comments

Ok, let me make this clear, after many of the image dumps lately the idea of what this group is about seems to have become a bit blurred. This should...

Countryball World

Countryball World

Mar 30, 2014 News 3 comments

As I know there are various Countryball fans in this group I fought this might interest You:

Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!

Puns. Puns and jokes for everyone!!

Feb 7, 2014 News 3 comments

Ignore the Gabe Newell Preview Image. Anyways, I like jokes. They're hilarious! And puns, too!! Post your favorite fun below :D PS: Funny pick up lines...

Owned By Cleverbot!

Owned By Cleverbot!

May 4, 2013 News 11 comments

Cleverbot disobeyed... so i tried to punish. and got owned!

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murauder
murauder Jul 30 2015, 4:18am says:

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then nothing had a thought. Nothing liked that thought and started concentrating on it. Nothing concentrated on that thought until it exploded into an idea. Nothing liked that idea and decided to expand upon it until it took a form. Thus the form that nothing thought of became what we now call, the "universe."

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ArcadePreMan
ArcadePreMan Jul 31 2015, 5:34am replied:

You just gave me nosebleed.

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AnYnA
AnYnA Jul 21 2015, 10:50am says:

More jokes from me

I'm sorry if they are more offensive but i like the strong ones more

1.
I was walking in the park one bright sunny Sunday afternoon, when I noticed a cute little girl out walking her dog. As she approached me on the path, she looked about 9 years old, all dressed up in her Sunday best, and her freshly scrubbed face, just gleaming with cutsiness. Tugging on her leash was a well groomed terrier.

As we met on the path, I greeted her, "Hi there, my, aren't you pretty today and what a fine looking dog you have."

"Thank you, sir" she said, "And what a nice day this is isn't it?"

"Yes it is" I answered, "My, what a polite little girl you are, and what a pretty dress you're wearing."

"Oh, thank you, sir. My mother taught me to always be polite and she made this dress for me, isn't it pretty?" she said with a beaming smile.

"Yes, very pretty" I answered, "By the way, what's your dog's name?"

"Oh, sir, my dog's name is 'Porky', isn't that cute?"

"Well, it certainly is an unusual name for a dog. Why do you call him 'Porky'?"

"Because he screws pigs!"

2.
You've heard the VISA slogan, "it's everywhere you want to be." I guess that means there are a lot of women walking around with credit cards up their *****.

3.
Beer doesn't drool.
Beer stains wash out easier than drool.
Beer will wait patiently in the car while you play (football, etc.)
Beer is never late.
You don't have to limit yourself to bisyllabic words in discourse with beer.
Beer doesn't cry if you forget it.
Beer doesn't vote.
Beer never answers your phone.
Beer doesn't work your crossword puzzles in ink.
Beer doesn't demand to watch cartoons.
Beer won't ask loud, embarressing questions in public.
If the head's too big on your beer you can blow it off.
If the head's too small on your beer you can get another.
Beer doesn't have to be sterilized.

4.
Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't shag her."

5.
Q: Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?

A: They not only stop on a dime, they pick it up.

This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.

"For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee."

So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.

So these are for now , i think you gentlemen especially will like them

Hahah

Enjoy

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AnYnA
AnYnA Jul 16 2015, 8:10am says:

Hi

I got some jokes too but they might be offensive and if they are i won't say more of them

Here goes

1.
The amount of money it costs to feed the western world for a week could feed the third world for a year. I don't know about you but I think we're being overcharged for our groceries.

2.
I have wanted to be a teacher all my life, so i have been looking for a job around my area. And one, St. John's primary school, took my eye...
They advertised on their website that they needed new staff and it would help me "Find the child inside of me"...

Perfect!

So you want to be shagged by a child, fair enough .

3.
My doctor said LSD has had a serious effect on my mental health and altered my state of mind to the point where I'm walking around in a constant dream world. I decided to get a second opinion. He must be overreacting because the Lizard King from the 5th dimension of Nazkabar reckons I'm just suffering from stress

4.
I recently organized a very special night for me and my girlfriend in a field by my house. I bought fresh flowers, and lay them on the ground in front of her. I lit a candle, to set the mood, and she just lay there as I stared at her. We then proceeded to have unbelieveable sex.

She didn't move much or make a sound, but I don't blame her, it would have disturbed the funeral.

Enjoy ! Hahahah

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jul 21 2015, 3:23am replied:

Ha, those were good. But I unfortunately don't get the second one :( also the last one was a little bit on the weird side but I still found it somewhat humours.

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AnYnA
AnYnA Jul 21 2015, 10:32am replied:

The second one is about one's desire to have intimate relations with children ( it was a joke i would never condone such a thing ) , and the last one means that a guy can have the greatest time with his girlfriend better when and if she's dead

I did say they are kinda strong

Glad you liked them anyway Elf Friend

I might post some more

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Erayser Staff
Erayser Jul 11 2015, 2:17pm says:

That thing is pretty much the best group our community created on ModDB haha. Guys you're all awesome.

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ElfFriend
ElfFriend Jul 21 2015, 3:25am replied:

Well it's certainly the most popular group :P also I find it somewhat amusing how it barely has anything to do with modding.

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ALAA_AL-SOUDI
ALAA_AL-SOUDI Jul 11 2015, 5:05pm replied:

We are awesome after you =]

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BreadIsDelicious
BreadIsDelicious Jul 5 2015, 3:29pm says:

Dang it! Was busy with rl yesterday and forgot to post this I.imgur.com like, at all.
Well, better late than never.

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murauder
murauder Jul 7 2015, 2:29am replied:

Damn. It is so much like the states that it wasn't made by anyone from the states.

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_Rami_Cldk
_Rami_Cldk Jul 6 2015, 7:20am replied:

XDDDDD GOOD ONE!

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