We are the followers of the One True God Fred on moddb. Fred is all Mighty all Knowing and all Loving.

"To know Fred is to know perfect happieness" Second book of Fred chapter 2 verus 24

"I maketh the Universeth foreth my followerseth who is loveth most of alleth" - Third book of fred chaper 42 versus 19.

"And the allmighty Fred created the Univerese the Earth and all else in it and saw it was good, then in his great and infinite wisdon got hammered and created the platypus." First book of Fred chapter 1 verus 20

"Who ever smelt it, dealt it." Fourth book of Fred chapter 9 verus 3

"Bad girls dont go to Hell, they just get spanked" Second book of Fred chapter 7 verus 69

"i lika do da cha cha" Book 1 Chapter 1 Verus 2

"As Long as a single Walrus draws breath there can be no peace" 3rd book of Fred
(Fred changed his mind on that one)

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_w_ Feb 23 2013 says:

Bite the pillow people and PREPARE YO ANUS

for i, after extensive research, have found out that walruses are indeed capable of space travel.

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Cervi_Messias Creator
Cervi_Messias Feb 27 2013 replied:

Its A Sign!!! A sign that this war must end

I will post it immediatly

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Mr.Walrus May 19 2013 replied:

We're coming to get you, false prophet. PREPARE ORBITAL LASERS!

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λpone Feb 6 2013 says:

Allah u Fredbar!

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Angel_of_Death2 Feb 4 2013 says:

Looks like someone came here and karma trolled us, whoever it was should better hope i dont find him.

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λpone Dec 20 2012 says:

Many have been asking if this might escalate in to a Nuclear War with the walrus's, Is this true?

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Cervi_Messias Creator
Cervi_Messias Dec 28 2012 replied:

If they dont surrender then yes, we will nuke the walrus into oblivion.

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Angel_of_Death2 Dec 21 2012 replied:

We will nuke the walruses to extinction.

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Mr.Walrus Jan 3 2013 replied:

Walruses are nuke-proof :l

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Cervi_Messias Creator
Cervi_Messias Dec 6 2012 says:

Greetings fellow Fredians
Its time for a new update from the front in the walrus heresy. As you all know we are winning on all fronts, the forces of Natas and his general Mr. Walrus cannot prevail

no new battles as of yet- so i thought i would introduce you to our brave fighters...

Here they are the army of Freds divine light:
(literally all of them, not pictured billy-jo still in hospital after trying to resuce the lost beer)

o and on a far sadder note i would like to remind all of you to pray for the poor helpless stuipid lemmings- that Fred may protect them from the evil walrus horde and Natas.

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Mr.Walrus Dec 7 2012 replied:

You are drawing forth hicks from South of the Canadian border? LOOK AT THE UNITED STATES IN THIS IMAGE:


Don't you see the title upon the U.S.? "THE LAND OF PURE EVIL: Home of Natas"!! People, it has become obvious. He is drawing men straight from the lair of Natas.

Deer_Hunter, I know you are being forced to say these things against your will, for Natas is controlling you. So I speak directly to Natas now: LEAVE DEER_HUNTER! You have no subtlety! Drawing forth men from your domain is far too blatant; the followers of Fred will soon see your lies! Begone now from Deer_Hunter's body, and perhaps Fred shall have mercy upon your evil soul!

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Cervi_Messias Creator
Cervi_Messias Dec 8 2012 replied:

Actually the U.S. is the home of Fredrial the chosen land of fred. The books of Fred say nothing about hicks being evil

just walruses
here is an example
"A child of Fred shalt not suffer a walrus to live" book 3 chapter 7 verese 196
heres another
"And I Fred say on to you the walrus are not part of my creation- they are of Natas, ceated from the dust of pancake batter. There is no more a vile creature in this world." book 2 chapter 24 verse 56.
yet even with all this, i am still willing to let you surrender- but you would be walruses no longer, we would remove your tusks and call you big dumb seals- and then even you could live in the light of Fred.
but my mercy is growing thin and you must act quickly.

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Mr.Walrus Dec 12 2012 replied:

These are no lines from the books of Fred. You have forged this all of this! Lies, I say, all lies! Fred has said nothing except praise concerning Walruses!

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