Walrus Crusade Campaign Trail
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Due to the recent political events, there has been a lack of media coverage regarding the invasion of Canada by heavily armed Walruses. However, here is the current standing of the Walrus Dominion, servants of Fred, versus the evil forces of Natas.
You cant win, if you try to invade Fredrael Fred holy loving vengful wrath will rain down mercifully destructiveness on the gay jumping walrus horde and destroy all of you.
so has Fred spoken to me,
so it shall be done.
thus speaks the
High GrandMastery Overloard In Chief Guy of Fred
Also known as Deer_hunter
That applies to you. The Walruses represent Fredrael, you are the enemies of Fred, and you shall be struck down.
You clearly have never read the Holy word of Fred,
Fred created humans and loves us the most (especially if your 18 hot and a hoe)
walruses are peodophiles and have no souls and are only tolerated by Fred because he was drunk when he created them and pitied them because he made the so ugly and retarded looking.