Genocide of the Lemmings
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Greetings followers of Fred
I have some disturbing news from the Great walrus war.
As you all know we are winning on all fronts. This is because of the bravery and Heroics of our fine warriors and the fact that walruses suck at fighting.
The disturbing news is that the walruses have turned there somewhat pathetic wraith on the poor stuipid helpless lemmings. It is all out genocide- a lemmingocide if you will.
we cannot let these atrocities continue- join the fight now, with Fred on our side we cannot fail
Do not believe this mindless propaganda! I do not blame Deer_Hunter for this, for he has been possessed by Natas, yet through him we can see how low evil shall stoop. We have taken Canada. We can SEE OUR ARMIES FROM SPACE (Walruses are big fellows) holding the nation. These lying traitors have lost on every front save for Ottawa's defense.
I assure you, the Walruses know what lemmings are. We HAVE committed genocide/lemmingocide, but that was WEEKS ago. After finishing off other forms of wildlife, we've had to revert to humans. Cmon' Natas, get with the times!