Followers of Fred
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We are the followers of the One True God Fred on moddb. Fred is all Mighty all Knowing and all Loving.
"To know Fred is to know perfect happieness" Second book of Fred chapter 2 verus 24
"I maketh the Universeth foreth my followerseth who is loveth most of alleth" - Third book of fred chaper 42 versus 19.
"And the allmighty Fred created the Univerese the Earth and all else in it and saw it was good, then in his great and infinite wisdon got hammered and created the platypus." First book of Fred chapter 1 verus 20
"Who ever smelt it, dealt it." Fourth book of Fred chapter 9 verus 3
"Bad girls dont go to Hell, they just get spanked" Second book of Fred chapter 7 verus 69
"i lika do da cha cha" Book 1 Chapter 1 Verus 2
"As Long as a single Walrus draws breath there can be no peace" 3rd book of Fred
(Fred changed his mind on that one)
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Bite the pillow people and PREPARE YO ANUS
for i, after extensive research, have found out that walruses are indeed capable of space travel.
Its A Sign!!! A sign that this war must end
I will post it immediatly
We're coming to get you, false prophet. PREPARE ORBITAL LASERS!
Looks like someone came here and karma trolled us, whoever it was should better hope i dont find him.
Greetings fellow Fredians
Its time for a new update from the front in the walrus heresy. As you all know we are winning on all fronts, the forces of Natas and his general Mr. Walrus cannot prevail
no new battles as of yet- so i thought i would introduce you to our brave fighters...
Here they are the army of Freds divine light:
Panzo.org
(literally all of them, not pictured billy-jo still in hospital after trying to resuce the lost beer)
o and on a far sadder note i would like to remind all of you to pray for the poor helpless stuipid lemmings- that Fred may protect them from the evil walrus horde and Natas.
You are drawing forth hicks from South of the Canadian border? LOOK AT THE UNITED STATES IN THIS IMAGE:
https://www.moddb.com/groups/followers-of-fred/images/walrus-crusade-campaign-trail#imagebox
Don't you see the title upon the U.S.? "THE LAND OF PURE EVIL: Home of Natas"!! People, it has become obvious. He is drawing men straight from the lair of Natas.
Deer_Hunter, I know you are being forced to say these things against your will, for Natas is controlling you. So I speak directly to Natas now: LEAVE DEER_HUNTER! You have no subtlety! Drawing forth men from your domain is far too blatant; the followers of Fred will soon see your lies! Begone now from Deer_Hunter's body, and perhaps Fred shall have mercy upon your evil soul!
Actually the U.S. is the home of Fredrial the chosen land of fred. The books of Fred say nothing about hicks being evil
just walruses
here is an example
"A child of Fred shalt not suffer a walrus to live" book 3 chapter 7 verese 196
heres another
"And I Fred say on to you the walrus are not part of my creation- they are of Natas, ceated from the dust of pancake batter. There is no more a vile creature in this world." book 2 chapter 24 verse 56.
yet even with all this, i am still willing to let you surrender- but you would be walruses no longer, we would remove your tusks and call you big dumb seals- and then even you could live in the light of Fred.
but my mercy is growing thin and you must act quickly.
These are no lines from the books of Fred. You have forged this all of this! Lies, I say, all lies! Fred has said nothing except praise concerning Walruses!
Greetings fellow Fredians- I have more news From the front- our heroic warriors have once again met the Natas loving walrus horde in battle this last night at the walrus stronghold of random iceflow.
the battle was devistating for the horde 2000 dead in the first 5 minutes
(it lasted 7)
final count
walrus
5000 dead 2000 wounded 700 surrendered
Human losses
1 chipped finger nail
1 six pack of beer overboard
1 Warrior of Fred injured (from diving overboard after the beer)
more updates from the front soon
cheers
High GrandMastery Overloard In Chief Guy of Fred & Highest OverMaster of the Grand Holy Exaulted Divine army of the True followers of Fred
aka Deer_hunter
The Walrus Crusade has come to a standstill. We're entrenched outside of Ottawa... Running out of fresh meat. Have started to eat conquered citizens in desperation.
I've just had another divine revelation from Fred, he's saying to have peace discussions we have to start eating Fredians.
yes its come to a standstill (because walruses are fat)
here is some pics from the battles-
Coldsplinters.com
Cdn2.arkive.org
Huntingreport.com
here one of your generals
Photolib.noaa.gov
final count 100,000 dead walrus
1 Fredian who had a heart attack from laughing to hard.
He is a heretic.
These are lies. The walruses finally took the entirety of Canada after the fall of Tornoto last week, and have surrounded the walls of Ottawa. If you don't negotiate, we WILL eventually breach the city... Yet it shall be at the cost of millions of Fredian Canadians lives, used to feed our armies. Negotiate before we force your surrender!
those werent Fredians and that wasnt tornoto.
it was lemmings in an old eskimo village
sigh
At first killing walruses was fun, but its starting to become a drag- i mean its just to dam easy
deminstration
I.imgur.com
also walrus doesnt make good jerky so if you wish to surrender we would be willing to let you.
Has Natas blinded you so, Deer_Hunter? We are at your gates! First you betray Fred, and now this nonsense... Be free of him, Deer! See the light of Fred once more!
Ok walrus
Here is a pic of a lemming
A-z-animals.com
This is what you have been killing, sorry to dissapoint you but Natas has confused you- and you arent at are gates
there are no lemmings in tornoto, i am sorry but once again you have shown that walruses cant use compasses.
I suggest you surrender- my army (of five drunk guys) as stopped you at every turn, if you dont surrender now i will have to hire two more and stop the flow of acohol- then you will be completely ******.
Because i am the mericful prophet of Fred i will give you a full pardon if you surrender now and denounce Natas and your evil pancake crusade.
You are a fool, I have lost hope in you. Natas has taken your soul. We will not hold negotiations with you!