A Child is Born!
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Greetings Fellow Fredians, I have News- Our lord The Great and Mighty Fred's child has been born (yes I know it was quick, but he is the one true God he doesn't have to wait nine months)
The Childs Name is Je-bizzle, its birth will herald a new age a brotherhood between all the followers of Fred (and desruction for the followers of the other false religions)
Let us all rejoice!!!
All hail Lord Je-bizzle!!!
This is how I imagine viking babies xD
Not blood related, continue onslaught.
~Robot Jesus psalm 3 [11-13]
Oh yeah, I forgot about that war going on in my own country...
How'd it turn out?
death, destruction, cake
The usual things that occur in war.
1000000 walrus causalities (thats the consverative estimate might have been double to soldiers to drunk to tell)
1 Holy warrior of Fred (Billy- bob dived overboard when a case of Coors fell overboard and froze to death)
1 case of Coors beer (R.I.P you will be sorely missed)
Let us have a moment of prayer for the fallen
Lies. We have conquered the nation and now rule it through a faux government. Expect Canada to become the sole world superpower in the near future. Fortunately, Natas, cowardly as he is, surrendered his forces in Canada and let us take over in glorious rule... Still, it appears he hasn't stopped possessing Deer. Hopefully the coming of Je-bizzle will bring him back to us.
Natas never ruled canada, Natas's bases in North america were detroit, Hobikin New jersey, and random iceflow (birthplace of the walrus spawn)
And Natas and Fred don't hate eachother anymore
Natas apoligized for tricking Fred in there last chess match- and because Fred is all loving and forgiving he forgave Natas- and now we have je-bizzle.
by the way walrus,would you like to assist babysitting je-bizzle for awhile? The Kid is quite literally a holy terror