You know you've played too much Paradox when... Thread - Red Alert 3 Paradox mod for C&C: Red Alert 3

...you cancel your trip to China because you don't want to be nuked.

...you hear the voice of Billy Mays and wonders where the Jammer Truck is.

...you score an F at the test on the Israel-Palestine conflict, since "it's all Talon anyways".

...You go to a museum searching for a mastiff tank.

...You go to Ottawa to get Bayard Fourner's autograph.

...You fail your history test because all you can think of is the 2nd american revolution and the royalist china. For extra credit you wrote how the Protectorate invaded the Soviet Union.

...you tried to make your sandwich using nanobots.

...you flew to Egypt to visit the Guardian Tank wreckage that is supposedly 4000 years old.

...you tried to create a GAP field for your physics project, and then you tried to create a Singularity Core to power your GAP generator.

... You have a picture of Captain rocket on all your clothes... All of them.

... you put on chainmail and flew to Israel to join the Talon.

... your name is "Psychotic Loner".

... you read the above post and think its funny.

you get up in the morning expecting a big 4 legged vechile with cannons stomping in your back garden

...when you're actually reading all this shit on the paradox forum. (guilty)
:p

...when you buy a new computer just so to play Paradox (cough).

... When you are currently building a 40K Space Marine chapter in full Talon colors, with custom symbols.

Guilty. Completed: 1 Razorback. Up next: 1 Dreadnought.

...when your dog wears a bone-shaped name tag that reads "Fluffy".

...when your basic answer to everything is "Ask Open_sketchbook".

...when you are Admin on two different wikis dedicated to the topic (guilty).

...when you considered making a Paradox comic/manga (guilty).

...when you cannot wait for the next Marvel project "Captain Rocket and the Rocketeers".

...when you come up with 5 answers at once to You know you've played too much Paradox when...

...when you think Disney Land is owned by a company with no morality.

...when you have a teleporter, but not a cell phone.

...when you cancel your blimp ride, because your afraid that an achillies will shoot you.

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...when you think a fusion powered plane exists in the first place.

I'll probably be bad...
...When you see OSB is on you go to his page and refresh it every 5 minutes to see where on MoDDB he is (Guilty)

mpa12120 wrote: I'll probably be bad...
...When you see OSB is on you go to his page and refresh it every 5 minutes to see where on MoDDB he is (Guilty)

Guilty as well, hehe.

...when you write an essay about World War II starring the Allies versus the Soviets... and you still get good grades because it's so awesome.

...when you play Pandemic and realize that the EP is immune to diseases, and so Madagascar can't be infected.

...When you are in school learning about U.S. history and you think that Japan came in the war with supercharged transforming robots
...When you fail a test about Plasma during science class because your deathly afraid of OSB
...When you create your own religion about OSB creating the universe and all the galaxys

guilty for the last one :p

Ditto...

...when you train with a dolphin and wonder where its sonic weapon set is.

...when you see a Dalek in Doctor Who and wonder if there will be an Icon in the episode too.

...When you are asked who your idol is the first thing that comes to mind is OSB

...When someone asks about WWII and the major powers and you reply Soviet union

...When your reading a book on China and you ask where are the clones?

...When you are asked who your idol is the first thing that comes to mind is OSB

...When someone asks about WWII and the major powers and you reply Soviet union

...When your reading a book on China and you ask where are the clones?

...when you write the same Paradox-related things twice.

...when you write the same Paradox-related things twice.

...when you think about how cool Paradox final version would be when playing Starcraft