Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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Krothie
Krothie

Hey whats up? I'm back on Desura because I'm back on Linux!

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hogsy
hogsy

Lizards.

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LizardGamer
LizardGamer

IO

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ズ

Iri... Ayun'agakanimu...Saja Kaikashi...ha?

err...
Good Evening.
Has life been good t' ye?
Nay it has been f' me.

how ye panda? eatin' ye garden out?

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ズ

I never said psychotic...

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hogsy
hogsy

Turtles.

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Reborn:X
Reborn:X

Where?.

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Krothie
Krothie

=P! Yeah! Your not alone. A lot of people do. Check out those links on my comment below! They are forums requesting native AAA Linux games like Quake Doom Unreal Tournament for desura. If you want any games that have a Linux client put it on the forum and i'll add it to the list.

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Krothie
Krothie

Forum for id Software games on Desura:
Indiedb.com

Forum for AAA games on Desura with Linux clients already:
Indiedb.com

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Krothie
Krothie

One more thing! I don't know if it is the cool thing to do but you spelled my name wrong.

You spelled: Korthie
Correct: Krothie

You swapped the "r" and the "o" around. =P

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