Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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Krothie
Krothie Jan 17 2012, 3:21pm says:

Hey whats up? I'm back on Desura because I'm back on Linux!

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hogsy
hogsy Nov 29 2011, 10:00am says:

Lizards.

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LizardGamer
LizardGamer Sep 25 2012, 8:45pm replied:

IO

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RumasLaut21
RumasLaut21 Nov 13 2011, 5:10am says:

Iri... Ayun'agakanimu...Saja Kaikashi...ha?

err...
Good Evening.
Has life been good t' ye?
Nay it has been f' me.

how ye panda? eatin' ye garden out?

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RumasLaut21
RumasLaut21 Dec 2 2011, 4:24am replied:

I never said psychotic...

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hogsy
hogsy Oct 21 2011, 7:47am says:

Turtles.

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Reborn:X
Reborn:X Oct 22 2011, 2:01pm replied:

Where?.

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Krothie
Krothie Oct 14 2011, 3:43pm says:

=P! Yeah! Your not alone. A lot of people do. Check out those links on my comment below! They are forums requesting native AAA Linux games like Quake Doom Unreal Tournament for desura. If you want any games that have a Linux client put it on the forum and i'll add it to the list.

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Krothie
Krothie Oct 12 2011, 4:51pm says:

Forum for id Software games on Desura:
Desura.com

Forum for AAA games on Desura with Linux clients already:
Desura.com

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Krothie
Krothie Oct 8 2011, 8:55pm says:

One more thing! I don't know if it is the cool thing to do but you spelled my name wrong.

You spelled: Korthie
Correct: Krothie

You swapped the "r" and the "o" around. =P

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