Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

Latest Media

We're sorry, but no images, videos or audio files have been added to this gallery.

If you would like to share media with the community, sign up and you can.

Media RSS Feed Latest Video
Groups
Comps

Comps

Arts & Literature group with 313 members, open to all members

Thanks for visiting the Desura Contest Group. Our goal is to promote video games on Desura with you in mind helping us do it.

CryENGINE  Developers

CryENGINE Developers

Fans & Clans group with 398 members, open to all members

Welcome to the "CryENGINE 3 Developers" group . The CryENGINE 3 Developers group is all about creating levels, mod, Total modifications, addon's, machinima...

Desura

Desura

Official group with 10,077 members, open to all members

Desura is a community driven digital distribution service for gamers, putting the best games, mods and downloadable content from developers at gamers...

IndieDB

IndieDB

Official group with 1,975 members, open to all members

Indie games are changing the world, one giant pixel at a time. With Indie DB we aim to support independent developers and their games, by providing them...

ModDB

ModDB

Official group with 3,772 members, open to all members

If it's information about ModDB and ramblings about mods in general that you are after - then you have come to the right place. Welcome to the official...

Post comment Comments  (10 - 20 of 36)
Krothie
Krothie Oct 2 2011, 4:59pm says:

Hey! you should get Alien Arena! it's a free game that we can play together! You can download it off of Desura.

+2 votes     reply to comment
Krothie
Krothie Oct 1 2011, 2:26pm says:

Hey! how did you get the box to be transparent or see through with your profile wallpaper?

+2 votes     reply to comment
Krothie
Krothie Oct 1 2011, 12:19pm says:

Yeah! Now that it has a Linux client I can get some games! =D

+2 votes     reply to comment
Marine31
Marine31 Sep 26 2011, 11:52pm says:

Thank you good sir!

+3 votes     reply to comment
Katana_
Katana_ Sep 25 2011, 10:12pm says:

asdf STUPID DOUBLE POST

+2 votes     reply to comment
Katana_
Katana_ Sep 25 2011, 10:12pm says:

I do not remember you. Who the hell are you again.

+2 votes     reply to comment
Krothie
Krothie Sep 24 2011, 11:09am says:

Hey whats up? Been a while! There is a Desura client for Linux now! Thats good for me since i'm using Linux. It's Beta right now but it still works. =D

+1 vote     reply to comment
xXMaNiAcXx
xXMaNiAcXx Sep 22 2011, 5:37pm says:

No I didn't! Are you saying that the "mods" on my page are mine? They aren't! They are the mods I own!

+2 votes     reply to comment
xXMaNiAcXx
xXMaNiAcXx Sep 21 2011, 6:01pm says:

Hello, what do you mean with "thanks for the mods"? I'm no developer!!

+2 votes     reply to comment
LizardGamer
LizardGamer Aug 27 2011, 9:26pm says:

Thanks

(P.S It's alright, your not acting like a grandmother, your very encouraging thank you)

+2 votes     reply to comment
Post a Comment
click to sign in

You are not logged in, your comment will be anonymous unless you join the community today (totally free - or sign in with your social account on the right) which we encourage all contributors to do.

2000 characters limit; HTML formatting and smileys are not supported - text only

Level
Avatar
Avatar
Offline Since
Dec 1, 2011
Country
Netherlands Antilles Netherlands Antilles
Gender
Male
Member Watch
Track this member
Accolades
Comps CryENGINE  Developers Desura IndieDB ModDB
Statistics
Activity Points
335
Rank
7,141 of 467,457
Watchers
5 members
Time Online
1 second
Comments
123
Site Visits
112
Profile Visitors
3,278 (1 today)
Contact
Private Message
Send Now
Email
Members Only
xxhonzoxx
xxhonzoxx friends since Sep 2, 2011
INtense!
INtense! friends since Sep 2, 2011
Kys
Kys friends since Sep 28, 2011
Kyou.
Kyou. friends since Sep 8, 2011
VectorIV
VectorIV friends since Aug 20, 2011
Cmnd_YammarkKasrkin
Cmnd_YammarkKasrkin friends since Aug 13, 2011
Marine31
Marine31 friends since Aug 23, 2011
!!!karmenjell
!!!karmenjell friends since Aug 21, 2011
RK44
RK44 friends since Aug 14, 2011
Reborn:X
Reborn:X friends since Aug 25, 2011