Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'


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Cmnd_YammarkKasrkin Aug 26 2011 says:

check my status please

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Aug 25 2011 says:

ya, as old english, a is its descendant, modern english, is a germanic language as are Dutch and German
hence, [old english Dag, modern english Day, Dutch Dag (Dak) and german Tag)
old english also had -en, which is perserved today as in "oxen", but then, it was alright to say "eyen" instead of "eyes"... -en was lost in middle english.

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Aug 23 2011 says:

Ah, nee... that was old english, not dutch or german.
if i were to say in my dialect, you could NEVER understand me...

say, how are ye? matahon ba buntagamu ka?

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!!!karmenjell Aug 21 2011 says:

yeah, evryone seems to love warhammer. just downloaded CnC4 tib twilight myself.a bit disapointed,different to usual cnc format(i love the cnc games)but will give it a chance - glad i didnt pay much for it,..although it was a meathole of a job to download aswell to be honest.have been playing old westwood game,'emporer-battle for dune' - and having great fun with that thou!
ha! yeah,the dog is a right livewire,she never stops.hard work...but worth every minute of it KJ

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Aug 21 2011 says:

Goden middeneaht.

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!!!karmenjell Aug 20 2011 says:

Welcome.How goes it my friend. so..,which games n mods do you play/have interest in?

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VectorIV Aug 20 2011 says:


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Krothie Aug 14 2011 says:

Hey! your welcome! yeah I like Desura's set up alot better than steam.

I should try to get my other friends to join Desura

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RK44 Aug 14 2011 says:

hello and welcome to moddb!

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Krothie Aug 13 2011 says:

Yeah I guess so... i barely have that many friends on steam that i dont know irl. You and 1 fo my friends brother are the only 2 I dont know irl.

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