Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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rex989
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not much. hmmmm, wel welcome to moddb :D

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Cmnd_YammarkKasrkin
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is alright after all I new to but I here week ago

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look like his new guy

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Ah, good morning. may i know thee?

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Krothie
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Ha! Yeah i really want some of my rl friends on here. I got 8 of them on steam but none on here =/ half of them don't even log onto steam that often. Oh well.... could make some online friends =)

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Krothie
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YAY! You finally made it! Woot! Thanks mate! Finally got a friend on here! =D

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