Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear*
*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:04pm says:

hello whats up over there !!

+2 votes   member: gmh_michael
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*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:03pm says:

ducks will i know they will

+3 votes   member: hogsy
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*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:03pm says:

lol i am not eating my garden out and no i am not being psycotic !

+1 vote   member: RumasLaut21
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Nov 12 2011, 8:18am says:

its gona get even more funner thank you thank you!!

+2 votes   article: New version 1.0.66 is out.
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Nov 3 2011, 9:15pm says:

stuff like this is build with love.

+2 votes   media: Solaris by Wiktor
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Oct 28 2011, 11:14pm says:

what about the turtles ?loll

+3 votes   member: hogsy
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Oct 14 2011, 11:34am says:

Krothie woops sorry i have been writting it wrong all this time :D

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Oct 14 2011, 11:30am says:

Cryengine 3 hehe there gona blow your mind with it!

+2 votes   media: Continum mod - by Tiesto
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Oct 5 2011, 3:50pm says:

omg omg omg omg omg

I cant wait untill its finished. powered by cryengine 3~~~~

+2 votes   media: Waterworld - by Duruk
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 30 2011, 6:01pm says:

super dooper wopper wooping cool!!!

+3 votes   article: Interview Roundup
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*pandabear* Sep 30 2011, 6:01pm says:

owned remasterd for real

+2 votes   media: Solitude - by Ultranew_b
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 30 2011, 6:01pm says:

omg 560 sonic boom !

+1 vote   media: problem with cry 3 on other computers
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 28 2011, 12:40pm replied:

Hogsy !!!
I have taken a look ad it , and i works honestly :3.

but i cant register yet. i think i should have asked, Is it under construction ?

+2 votes   member: hogsy
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 27 2011, 2:25pm says:

Hogsy !!!

is the server oldtimes-software.com still running ?

:3

+2 votes   member: hogsy
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:52pm says:

epic moment on avatar you deserve a medal boy!

+3 votes   member: Marine31
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:51pm says:

hehe same old Obsidian.
If you remember me i'm from Steam.
Panda Bear is mine nickname.
You gived me some suguestions on how to begin with linux on the steam group Steam client for Linux.
Its ok that you forgot, i dind have the chance to be as active as before realy.

glad your back and cooking codes.


+4 votes   member: Katana_
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:46pm says:

COol

+1 vote   media: Keratordash - Authuman (Tune from OST)
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 25 2011, 2:11pm says:

Hey whats up Korthie.
Yea that good news. lets hope this beta will make things more flexibel for online players on linux.

I'm going to test it out a bit on my other linux machine to see how it go's

thanks for the update.
see you soon online bro.

+2 votes   member: Krothie
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 24 2011, 10:34am says:

yea i know :3

you can find them for free to on steam.

+2 votes   member: xXMaNiAcXx
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 24 2011, 10:32am says:

when will it be done !

+2 votes   media: Archeage new screenshots
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 22 2011, 2:33pm says:

you placed some of them on desura.

+2 votes   member: xXMaNiAcXx
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 22 2011, 12:41pm says:

Looks wonderfull. I might even bring an cool story line.
thanks alot budy for posting your expresion on desura.

+3 votes   game: Retention
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:24pm says:

i have those speakers

+2 votes   media: My desk
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:24pm says:

OMG i want that room

+2 votes   media: My desk
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:23pm says:

Thanks alot for the mods Maniac.
You rock !

+2 votes   member: xXMaNiAcXx
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 3:54pm says:

well we are surf fast in this era.

+1 vote   media: Welcome to the Internet!
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:44am says:

omg much love thanks alot.!

This is will a new beginning

+4 votes   article: Desura Linux - Beta launch
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:43am says:

chain saw.
loll cant get enough of this yet. there is more o.o

+2 votes   media: First place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:43am says:

love it .
cant wait

+2 votes   media: Second place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:42am says:

zomg this is killer nice job

+2 votes   media: Third place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 18 2011, 4:39pm says:

fasinating

+2 votes   media: All the way to the edge - by Klass1987
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 16 2011, 2:47pm says:

Well hello there 09

Its an honor having you on desura.

Feel free to comment me any time.

+1 vote   member: Yuki-kill09
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 15 2011, 1:12pm says:

You guys are the coolest!

+1 vote   article: Stellar Impact is now free to play
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:14am says:

COOL a look from a far inside the city.

+1 vote   media: Some Art Concepts #1
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:03am says:

hi hi looks nice.

new look !

+1 vote   media: Parasites Expansion Pack Video
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 11 2011, 9:02am says:

beautyfull !

+2 votes   media: Parasite starships
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 5 2011, 10:54am says:

great talent !

+2 votes   media: OpenKatana
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:

loll hahaah

+2 votes   media: Again more random shit
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:30am says:

hahahahah

+3 votes   media: Again more random shit
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 9:25am says:

Ahsoka Thano

+1 vote   media: Ahsoka chillin
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 2 2011, 8:59am replied:

i gues thats the idea!

+1 vote   media: meanwhile in japan...
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:42pm says:

something new .
i gues it deserves a chance

+2 votes   game: Fate of the Pharaoh
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 1 2011, 7:42pm says:

i am eager to hear from this project .

work hard !

+2 votes   game: Demonout - the roguesque adventure
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Aug 27 2011, 12:05pm says:

Hmm how do you discripbe art?

Murder and over kill is your anser eh

you are sick :D

+3 votes   media: gore,blood, and the awesome pic and map
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Aug 23 2011, 12:31pm says:

loll Hogsy sweeted it eh

Completely computo !@!

+2 votes   media: OpenKatana - Test Style
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:40pm says:

I am glad flash exists for a good reason.
imagination on a moving digital platform.
motivation for coding :3

+1 vote   group: Adobe Systems Incorporated
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Aug 12 2011, 10:32pm says:

Yea korthie sorry for the to late friends request hehe. you had it coming tought :D .

+2 votes   member: Krothie
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