Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!' The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

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*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:04pm says:

hello whats up over there !!

+2 votes     member: gmh_michael
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*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:03pm says:

ducks will i know they will

+3 votes     member: hogsy
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*pandabear* Dec 1 2011, 4:03pm says:

lol i am not eating my garden out and no i am not being psycotic !

+1 vote     member: RumasLaut21
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*pandabear* Nov 12 2011, 8:18am says:

its gona get even more funner thank you thank you!!

+2 votes     article: New version 1.0.66 is out.
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*pandabear* Nov 3 2011, 9:15pm says:

stuff like this is build with love.

+2 votes     media: Solaris by Wiktor
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*pandabear* Oct 28 2011, 11:14pm says:

what about the turtles ?loll

+3 votes     member: hogsy
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*pandabear* Oct 14 2011, 11:34am says:

Krothie woops sorry i have been writting it wrong all this time :D

+2 votes     member: Krothie
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*pandabear* Oct 14 2011, 11:30am says:

Cryengine 3 hehe there gona blow your mind with it!

+2 votes     media: Continum mod - by Tiesto
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Oct 5 2011, 3:50pm says:

omg omg omg omg omg

I cant wait untill its finished. powered by cryengine 3~~~~

+2 votes     media: Waterworld - by Duruk
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*pandabear* Sep 30 2011, 6:01pm says:

super dooper wopper wooping cool!!!

+3 votes     article: Interview Roundup
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*pandabear* Sep 30 2011, 6:01pm says:

owned remasterd for real

+2 votes     media: Solitude - by Ultranew_b
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*pandabear* Sep 30 2011, 6:01pm says:

omg 560 sonic boom !

+1 vote     media: problem with cry 3 on other computers
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*pandabear* Sep 28 2011, 12:40pm replied:

Hogsy !!!
I have taken a look ad it , and i works honestly :3.

but i cant register yet. i think i should have asked, Is it under construction ?

+2 votes     member: hogsy
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*pandabear* Sep 27 2011, 2:25pm says:

Hogsy !!!

is the server oldtimes-software.com still running ?

:3

+2 votes     member: hogsy
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*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:52pm says:

epic moment on avatar you deserve a medal boy!

+3 votes     member: Marine31
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*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:51pm says:

hehe same old Obsidian.
If you remember me i'm from Steam.
Panda Bear is mine nickname.
You gived me some suguestions on how to begin with linux on the steam group Steam client for Linux.
Its ok that you forgot, i dind have the chance to be as active as before realy.

glad your back and cooking codes.


+4 votes     member: Katana_
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 26 2011, 12:46pm says:

COol

+1 vote     media: Keratordash - Authuman (Tune from OST)
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*pandabear* Sep 25 2011, 2:11pm says:

Hey whats up Korthie.
Yea that good news. lets hope this beta will make things more flexibel for online players on linux.

I'm going to test it out a bit on my other linux machine to see how it go's

thanks for the update.
see you soon online bro.

+2 votes     member: Krothie
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 24 2011, 10:34am says:

yea i know :3

you can find them for free to on steam.

+2 votes     member: xXMaNiAcXx
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*pandabear* Sep 24 2011, 10:32am says:

when will it be done !

+2 votes     media: Archeage new screenshots
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 22 2011, 2:33pm says:

you placed some of them on desura.

+2 votes     member: xXMaNiAcXx
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*pandabear* Sep 22 2011, 12:41pm says:

Looks wonderfull. I might even bring an cool story line.
thanks alot budy for posting your expresion on desura.

+3 votes     game: Retention
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:24pm says:

i have those speakers

+2 votes     media: My desk
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:24pm says:

OMG i want that room

+2 votes     media: My desk
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 9:23pm says:

Thanks alot for the mods Maniac.
You rock !

+2 votes     member: xXMaNiAcXx
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*pandabear* Sep 20 2011, 3:54pm says:

well we are surf fast in this era.

+1 vote     media: Welcome to the Internet!
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:44am says:

omg much love thanks alot.!

This is will a new beginning

+4 votes     article: Desura Linux - Beta launch
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:43am says:

chain saw.
loll cant get enough of this yet. there is more o.o

+2 votes     media: First place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:43am says:

love it .
cant wait

+2 votes     media: Second place "Think inside and outside the Box"
*pandabear*
*pandabear* Sep 19 2011, 11:42am says:

zomg this is killer nice job

+2 votes     media: Third place "Think inside and outside the Box"
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