Lost Alpha is a new episode of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series made by dezowave group for free!

"the original you always wanted brought to life"
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Pehte
Pehte

Dude, I found my car!

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Cossack-HD
Cossack-HD

Found, I car my dude!

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Predator_828
Predator_828

Comrade, you will not be needing lights when the sun is up!

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ClearVall
ClearVall

God, Dezo! Please, tell me, what the hell are these news that Lost Alpha is gonna be freezed?! The whole russian community is stunned! Gameru.net
Please, make this situation clear!

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ClearVall
ClearVall

P.S.
Hey, buddy! Yeah, I lost my flashlight, but I am sure - this is gonna be a good replacement!

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Carbon_Based_Impala
Carbon_Based_Impala

I comepletely affirmative you.

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0rpheus
0rpheus

Unfortunately this seems to be true- Dezowave.com

Guys, just take a break from all this, rest, enjoy the summer, but please finish this project some time in the future! You just can't leave it like that after all these years!!!

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ClearVall
ClearVall

Ahaha, so much PR, so many "WE WILL DO THE EPICIEST MODIFICATION EVAAARR!!!", and now.. Buhyhy. Why I not surprised at all? 4 years... 4 damn years of waiting. Thank you, dezovave. Epic news, uhuh.
Anyway, I wish you good luck, as I can understand all this. You jsut have to rest a bit, guys. Take your weekend (of 3 months XD), and please - finish this. You promised us, don't forget that. We are waiting, and we will wait.
Good luck.

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Shadow5niper
Shadow5niper

Just stick to the topic dawg and stop trolling, it won't get better if all of us start whining and crying. Enthusiasm is like that, it starts out like a fairy tail but then reality just beats your face and yells "WRONG!!!!" That's when you realise there's more to it than meets the eye... and imagination. Have a nice summer guys, hope we meet in the future with good news.

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Hendar23
Hendar23

<whine>

<cry>

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Kocayine
Kocayine

You might wanna read up on what trolling means.

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boredgunner
boredgunner

Come on, man! Lets get out of here before we become WOURM FEWOOD!

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Brca95
Brca95

Take this car back to the CHOPAAA!

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Valerian
Valerian

Scientist should make a time machine by using a car and radiation in the zone :P geiger counter beeps *Wroooooooooooof*! thru the time lines.

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booman
booman

I found the keys, did you find my contact lens?

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Cmantheone
Cmantheone

Hey i found a working car! Now we just need gas.

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Lito.LV
Lito.LV

How would they know if it works if it doesn't have any gas? Or is that the part of the joke?

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SlayerX3
SlayerX3

Get out of my car STALKER!

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zapilivatel
zapilivatel

I said sit down, don't stand there!

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Voodou
Voodou

After many hours of work, bandit raids and vodka, Pavlo the stalker finally got a car to work, only for it to be stolen by the military, and him thrown into the depths of a bloodsucker lair.

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Zerknautscher
Zerknautscher

Play too much Metro

forget how to ride anything but subway

(at least that is what I'm getting from his pose...)

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Knightwing1197
Knightwing1197

No more walking for us, Stalker!

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exostalker
exostalker

Galkin, the freedom rookie, was always afraid of driving a car by himself.
New task: drive Galkin to the vegetable store in pripyat.

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este
este

Only in the Zone, can one of your 2 best friends mutate into a car.


His name is Billy.

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cordenand
cordenand

i am going to run over some blood suckers at the army wearhouses

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kokbael
kokbael

after a few vodkas and a drunk drive combo, its 6:33 and its time for the morning exercise

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Matt92
Matt92

My cosmetics products might well be of use to you, Stalker.

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Renay
Renay

Get out of here, Stalker.

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lukenxn
lukenxn

Guy by car:"чудовище!"
Cameraman: "wha? dude i don't speak Russian"
Guy by car:"чудовище, чудовище!!! бег!"
Cameraman: "haha, crazy Russians"

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R0ADKILL
R0ADKILL

It's a traffic jam, and now he came outta car and he's ******

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Roisto
Roisto

"Hello fellow stalker! Blowout soon!" "Whe...."

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Cpt.Steel
Cpt.Steel

"Is that what you call a car? Mine is THIS higher than yours!"

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Paperper
Paperper

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to the zone!

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Swirekster
Swirekster

GET OUT OF THE CARRIAGEWAY STALKER! >:C

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Erik313
Erik313

Damn Bandits stole my car! I just found after 3 days of walking back and forth to that fat bastard Sidorovich!

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shivam121
shivam121

help me STALKERs, my car is Punctured

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TheJP3372
TheJP3372

Welcome to the zone, stalker. Where cars drive YOU.

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Snoozle
Snoozle

we can make some quick cash stalker, we only must find the polska guys at the border of the zone.

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Bolognius_Maximus
Bolognius_Maximus

Here we see the local Zone pimp coming to collect his bill. What happens in the zone, stays in the zone.

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xxx.xxx.xxx
xxx.xxx.xxx

PLz, help me load the concrete plates in the back of my car.
I guess the car should be able to carry them :)

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SPYFF
SPYFF

Funk yeah, its a Niva!!!

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CzechDeath
CzechDeath

Im Back from the future =D !

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nosnix64
nosnix64

Yes mum I packed clean pants, Byeee!

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Cossack-HD
Cossack-HD

Get to the car - we need to find LA lead programmer!

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Cossack-HD
Cossack-HD

Hello? Hello?

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Opinionator
Opinionator

My other cars a porsche and its in the shop.

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logan35
logan35

Hey I found a dead ****** in this car!!!!

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LostStalker
LostStalker

Dude, I'm out of gas. Let's trade!

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Cossack-HD
Cossack-HD

Dude, gassuckers sucked all gas from the car! Ö

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basist66
basist66

Look at the sonar on the Niva's roof! It says:
- Prishlo vremia! Ya vizhu tvoio zhelanie!

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