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Dude, I found my car!
Found, I car my dude!
Comrade, you will not be needing lights when the sun is up!
God, Dezo! Please, tell me, what the hell are these news that Lost Alpha is gonna be freezed?! The whole russian community is stunned! Gameru.net
Please, make this situation clear!
Hey, buddy! Yeah, I lost my flashlight, but I am sure - this is gonna be a good replacement!
I comepletely affirmative you.
Unfortunately this seems to be true- Dezowave.com
Guys, just take a break from all this, rest, enjoy the summer, but please finish this project some time in the future! You just can't leave it like that after all these years!!!
Ahaha, so much PR, so many "WE WILL DO THE EPICIEST MODIFICATION EVAAARR!!!", and now.. Buhyhy. Why I not surprised at all? 4 years... 4 damn years of waiting. Thank you, dezovave. Epic news, uhuh.
Anyway, I wish you good luck, as I can understand all this. You jsut have to rest a bit, guys. Take your weekend (of 3 months XD), and please - finish this. You promised us, don't forget that. We are waiting, and we will wait.
Just stick to the topic dawg and stop trolling, it won't get better if all of us start whining and crying. Enthusiasm is like that, it starts out like a fairy tail but then reality just beats your face and yells "WRONG!!!!" That's when you realise there's more to it than meets the eye... and imagination. Have a nice summer guys, hope we meet in the future with good news.
You might wanna read up on what trolling means.
Come on, man! Lets get out of here before we become WOURM FEWOOD!
Take this car back to the CHOPAAA!
Scientist should make a time machine by using a car and radiation in the zone :P geiger counter beeps *Wroooooooooooof*! thru the time lines.
I found the keys, did you find my contact lens?
Hey i found a working car! Now we just need gas.
How would they know if it works if it doesn't have any gas? Or is that the part of the joke?
Get out of my car STALKER!
I said sit down, don't stand there!
After many hours of work, bandit raids and vodka, Pavlo the stalker finally got a car to work, only for it to be stolen by the military, and him thrown into the depths of a bloodsucker lair.
Play too much Metro
forget how to ride anything but subway
(at least that is what I'm getting from his pose...)
No more walking for us, Stalker!
Galkin, the freedom rookie, was always afraid of driving a car by himself.
New task: drive Galkin to the vegetable store in pripyat.
Only in the Zone, can one of your 2 best friends mutate into a car.
His name is Billy.
i am going to run over some blood suckers at the army wearhouses
after a few vodkas and a drunk drive combo, its 6:33 and its time for the morning exercise
My cosmetics products might well be of use to you, Stalker.
Get out of here, Stalker.
Guy by car:"чудовище!"
Cameraman: "wha? dude i don't speak Russian"
Guy by car:"чудовище, чудовище!!! бег!"
Cameraman: "haha, crazy Russians"
It's a traffic jam, and now he came outta car and he's ******
"Hello fellow stalker! Blowout soon!" "Whe...."
"Is that what you call a car? Mine is THIS higher than yours!"
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to the zone!
GET OUT OF THE CARRIAGEWAY STALKER! >:C
I can't switch the lights off, They've been on for years.
Damn Bandits stole my car! I just found after 3 days of walking back and forth to that fat bastard Sidorovich!
help me STALKERs, my car is Punctured
Welcome to the zone, stalker. Where cars drive YOU.
we can make some quick cash stalker, we only must find the polska guys at the border of the zone.
Here we see the local Zone pimp coming to collect his bill. What happens in the zone, stays in the zone.
PLz, help me load the concrete plates in the back of my car.
I guess the car should be able to carry them :)
Funk yeah, its a Niva!!!
Im Back from the future =D !
Yes mum I packed clean pants, Byeee!
Get to the car - we need to find LA lead programmer!
My other cars a porsche and its in the shop.
Hey I found a dead ****** in this car!!!!
Dude, I'm out of gas. Let's trade!
Dude, gassuckers sucked all gas from the car! Ö
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