Lost Alpha is a new episode of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series made by dezowave group for free!

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Pehte Jun 5 2012, 3:24pm says:

Dude, I found my car!

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Cossack-HD Jul 9 2012, 6:05pm replied:

Found, I car my dude!

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Predator_828 Jun 5 2012, 3:25pm says:

Comrade, you will not be needing lights when the sun is up!

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ClearVall Jun 5 2012, 3:34pm says:

God, Dezo! Please, tell me, what the hell are these news that Lost Alpha is gonna be freezed?! The whole russian community is stunned! Gameru.net
Please, make this situation clear!

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ClearVall Jun 5 2012, 3:37pm replied:

Hey, buddy! Yeah, I lost my flashlight, but I am sure - this is gonna be a good replacement!

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Carbon_Based_Impala Jun 5 2012, 3:38pm replied:

I comepletely affirmative you.

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0rpheus Jun 5 2012, 4:03pm replied:

Unfortunately this seems to be true- Dezowave.com

Guys, just take a break from all this, rest, enjoy the summer, but please finish this project some time in the future! You just can't leave it like that after all these years!!!

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ClearVall Jun 5 2012, 4:21pm replied:

Ahaha, so much PR, so many "WE WILL DO THE EPICIEST MODIFICATION EVAAARR!!!", and now.. Buhyhy. Why I not surprised at all? 4 years... 4 damn years of waiting. Thank you, dezovave. Epic news, uhuh.
Anyway, I wish you good luck, as I can understand all this. You jsut have to rest a bit, guys. Take your weekend (of 3 months XD), and please - finish this. You promised us, don't forget that. We are waiting, and we will wait.
Good luck.

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Shadow5niper Jun 5 2012, 4:25pm replied:

Just stick to the topic dawg and stop trolling, it won't get better if all of us start whining and crying. Enthusiasm is like that, it starts out like a fairy tail but then reality just beats your face and yells "WRONG!!!!" That's when you realise there's more to it than meets the eye... and imagination. Have a nice summer guys, hope we meet in the future with good news.

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Hendar23 Jun 5 2012, 6:58pm replied:



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Kocayine Jun 6 2012, 6:46am replied:

You might wanna read up on what trolling means.

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boredgunner Jun 5 2012, 3:34pm says:

Come on, man! Lets get out of here before we become WOURM FEWOOD!

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Brca95 Jun 5 2012, 3:38pm says:

Take this car back to the CHOPAAA!

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Valerian Jun 5 2012, 3:54pm replied:

Scientist should make a time machine by using a car and radiation in the zone :P geiger counter beeps *Wroooooooooooof*! thru the time lines.

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booman Jun 5 2012, 3:55pm says:

I found the keys, did you find my contact lens?

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Cmantheone Jun 5 2012, 4:08pm says:

Hey i found a working car! Now we just need gas.

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Lito.LV Jun 5 2012, 4:28pm replied:

How would they know if it works if it doesn't have any gas? Or is that the part of the joke?

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SlayerX3 Jun 5 2012, 4:15pm says:

Get out of my car STALKER!

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zapilivatel Jun 5 2012, 4:22pm says:

I said sit down, don't stand there!

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Voodou Jun 5 2012, 4:29pm says:

After many hours of work, bandit raids and vodka, Pavlo the stalker finally got a car to work, only for it to be stolen by the military, and him thrown into the depths of a bloodsucker lair.

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Zerknautscher Jun 5 2012, 4:34pm says:

Play too much Metro

forget how to ride anything but subway

(at least that is what I'm getting from his pose...)

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Knightwing1197 Jun 5 2012, 4:37pm says:

No more walking for us, Stalker!

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exostalker Jun 5 2012, 4:38pm says:

Galkin, the freedom rookie, was always afraid of driving a car by himself.
New task: drive Galkin to the vegetable store in pripyat.

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este Jun 5 2012, 4:46pm says:

Only in the Zone, can one of your 2 best friends mutate into a car.

His name is Billy.

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cordenand Jun 5 2012, 4:53pm says:

i am going to run over some blood suckers at the army wearhouses

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kokbael Jun 5 2012, 5:07pm says:

after a few vodkas and a drunk drive combo, its 6:33 and its time for the morning exercise

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Matt92 Jun 5 2012, 5:24pm says:

My cosmetics products might well be of use to you, Stalker.

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Renay Jun 5 2012, 5:40pm says:

Get out of here, Stalker.

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lukenxn Jun 5 2012, 5:41pm says:

Guy by car:"чудовище!"
Cameraman: "wha? dude i don't speak Russian"
Guy by car:"чудовище, чудовище!!! бег!"
Cameraman: "haha, crazy Russians"

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R0ADKILL Jun 5 2012, 5:42pm says:

It's a traffic jam, and now he came outta car and he's ******

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Roisto Jun 5 2012, 5:43pm says:

"Hello fellow stalker! Blowout soon!" "Whe...."

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Cpt.Steel Jun 5 2012, 5:53pm says:

"Is that what you call a car? Mine is THIS higher than yours!"

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Paperper Jun 5 2012, 6:01pm says:

Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to the zone!

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Swirekster Jun 5 2012, 6:06pm says:


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grazegrabber Jun 5 2012, 6:51pm says:

I can't switch the lights off, They've been on for years.

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Erik313 Jun 5 2012, 7:08pm says:

Damn Bandits stole my car! I just found after 3 days of walking back and forth to that fat bastard Sidorovich!

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shivam121 Jun 5 2012, 10:41pm says:

help me STALKERs, my car is Punctured

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TheJP3372 Jun 6 2012, 2:06am says:

Welcome to the zone, stalker. Where cars drive YOU.

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Snoozle Jun 6 2012, 2:13am says:

we can make some quick cash stalker, we only must find the polska guys at the border of the zone.

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Bolognius_Maximus Jun 6 2012, 2:21am says:

Here we see the local Zone pimp coming to collect his bill. What happens in the zone, stays in the zone.

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xxx.xxx.xxx Jun 6 2012, 3:34am says:

PLz, help me load the concrete plates in the back of my car.
I guess the car should be able to carry them :)

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SPYFF Jun 6 2012, 3:45am says:

Funk yeah, its a Niva!!!

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CzechDeath Jun 6 2012, 5:25am says:

Im Back from the future =D !

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nosnix64 Jun 6 2012, 8:16am says:

Yes mum I packed clean pants, Byeee!

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Cossack-HD Jun 6 2012, 4:35pm says:

Get to the car - we need to find LA lead programmer!

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Cossack-HD Jun 6 2012, 4:39pm says:

Hello? Hello?

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Opinionator Jun 6 2012, 7:21pm says:

My other cars a porsche and its in the shop.

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logan35 Jun 6 2012, 7:34pm says:

Hey I found a dead ****** in this car!!!!

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LostStalker Jun 7 2012, 1:49am says:

Dude, I'm out of gas. Let's trade!

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Cossack-HD Jun 7 2012, 7:14am says:

Dude, gassuckers sucked all gas from the car! Ö

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