Lost Alpha is a new episode of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series made by dezowave group for free!
Look at the sonar on the Niva's roof! It says:
- Prishlo vremia! Ya vizhu tvoio zhelanie!
Hey dude, somebody stole your CD player!
Hey little boy, I got some diet sausage for you, just get in my car and I'll show you.
Hey man, look! I just stole Dean Sharpe's car for revenge! LOL
Hey Strelok! Over here! I finally got you that working vehicle you have been asking me for since 2007!
Greetings Stalker, welcome to one and only Taxi service in the Zone. No extra fees if we hit anomaly guaranteed.
"I got it working!"
"Really - how?"
"I plugged Kazak's keyboard into it!"
"DAMN! 800HDs of Snorkpower!"
(Sorry KazakHD - couldnt resist - but I think your enthusiam could probably power a car. Heheh!)
Whats with that negative carma rape ? Getalife
I think some people thought this was a 'facebook page' competition - powered by 'likes'
*rustle bushes* Yeah just keep waving at the camera, just...keep...waving. *safety's off click*
there's candy in here
Vodka may help with radiation but it don't help my Driving.
come in ! Don't stand there ! I said come in !
"Hey look, The soul artefact is powering lights for 3 weeks now. We gonna eran some fortune once we get out of the zone!"
Come over here, we'll have a roadside picnic.
Stay where you are, else my trained Chernobyl car will hit you!
I've never SEEN so many dead bloodsuckers in all my life!
(strelok): lord knows i have ...
Hey strelok, i found your Lost Alfa!
So Marked One, did you bring the headlights from the institute of car maintenance?
I made Megatron a peanut butter jelley and he tore my leg off.
And the winner? It's been 3 months. XD
Lost Alfa Romeo
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In twenty words or less, come up with a funny caption for this pic.
Please keep it clean. Winner will be announced next week.