This mod is a Tribute to Hammy, Jaykin bacon, Various Video Games and the fact that you can make a mod fun without super-serious modern warfare guns or zombies. Half-Screwed is a Half-life Modification where the tense serious multiplayer action is blown away with weird weapons and other great wonderful things. Instead of a handgun and dangerous explosives, you can throw dosh at your opponents. Or have your first Tripmine with Fishter Price's TripMine all set up and ready to use. The possibilities are endless and the sky's the limit!

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Here we are folks, the end of a long and fun journey.

Change log:

  • Fixed Bots, now they should be able to use custom weapons and compete in Heavy Rain mode
  • Fixed Intermission Music, everyone should be able to hear it now, not just the server admin
  • Added Shaun to Jason (Right Click to SHAUUUUUN!)
  • Added Sounds to things (UI, death noises)
  • Added commmands to disable/enable Bots and the Shotgun via commands (see commands.txt)
  • Fixed the Death of Scientist Rockets (Spits out Mario Coins)
  • Fixed Dosh, now it actually sticks to the world for a few seconds
  • Added Chris-chan
  • Added a bunch of fun maps
  • Changed up the UI quite a bit.
  • Added a sexy NES Round Timer
  • Added Fists of the North Screwed
  • Added Duck Hunt GUI for Nintendo Zapper
  • Fixed Animations not appearing in Scientist RPG and Jihad
  • Added the Jackyl from Hellsing.
  • Readded Hell Yeah Rockets (Right Click with the RPG out to switch modes)
  • Replaced Zombies with Redeads
  • Added the "Modman" Gun
  • Added new Scientist noises, they now swear at you and such, they have more insanity
  • Switched back Killing Floor Satchels to Xboxes
  • Finished Barney Voicing
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Mighty_Guy Oct 22 2011, 9:26pm says:

This looks pretty awesome. I'll give it a try

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Seaal Oct 22 2011, 10:51pm says:

Awesome! I'm going to install it right now!

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Xylemon Oct 23 2011, 4:14am says:

No WON theme?

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St0rmified Oct 24 2011, 4:02am says:

i wish this mod is mod of the year on moddb!

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comando1997 Nov 19 2011, 10:33am says:

This mod's image not attractive :D

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trudagap Dec 4 2011, 11:58am says:


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trudagap Dec 4 2011, 1:21pm says:

guys it doesn't work on my half life
what hapen

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nayster13 May 8 2012, 11:26am says:

do the non steam work with this one outher thing how come my hl1 non steam i manged to play a copule of mod but the next day i went on it i went on to a mod and i blanks out the says hl1 not responing help cuz im clueless

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ash_link Jun 5 2012, 12:32am replied:


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Slaya091 Jun 10 2012, 8:58am says:

Is this basically just to add humor to single player? I don't think I'm getting the point of this mod.

P.S When I was fooling around in SP I somehow opened a menu to 'quick add' weapons, what key opens that menu because I have no idea how to open it again.

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Slaya091 Jun 10 2012, 9:18am says:

Never mind I found it out, but it always crashes when you get to the elevator in office complex *the one after you climb ladders and a guy falls*

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mb77 Jun 13 2012, 2:03pm says:

Was a really fun mode. Congratulations. I died laughing. Money money money: D

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FLOPMAN Jul 4 2013, 1:08pm says:

its best half-life mod ever

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