Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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After a long period of silence, Crack-Life: Anniversary makes a return with an upcoming Campaign update.

It is the alternate universe - Fordon Greeman fails miserably at microwaving a piece of giant cheese and is sent to Xenbabwe. While inhabited and colonized by humans, the borderworld is suffering a major dispute between the major frozen pizza brands: Dr. Oetker and Original Wagner for control of Xen's (Xenbia, Xenbabwe) resources. It is up to our hero to restore order and steady flow of frozen pizzas to earth, otherwise humanity shall fall!

Stay tuned for an upcoming major Crack-Life: Anniversary update somewhere this year!

Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1 Released!

Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1 Released!

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The 1.1 AAA Developer post-release bug fix up update is here!

Anniversary and future updates

Anniversary and future updates

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As soon as Crack-Life: Anniversary was released, we've received some criticism on how the mod handles, specifically how well can it run without crashing...

Crack-Life: Anniversary Release

Crack-Life: Anniversary Release

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The not so long awaited mod has been released after an extremely rushed development cycle involving large doses of crack!

Crack-Life 10 Year Anniversary

Crack-Life 10 Year Anniversary

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It's been 10 years since the first ever Crack-Life has been released. Crack-Life now returns with an Anniversary edition, containing various improvements...

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Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1

Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1

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Crack-Life: Anniversary. An edition of Crack-Life created as a celebration to the mod's 10 year anniversary. This is the 1.1 Update: The AAA Developer...

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Full Version 148 comments

A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...

Crack-Life

Crack-Life

Full Version 109 comments

The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...

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BaconThatDude
BaconThatDude

this mod does add inches to your ****

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Shephard040
Shephard040

A p p l e z

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mahaddagamer
mahaddagamer

way better then hunt down the freeman

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SpazJR61
SpazJR61

We're so back dude
2024 getting better

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Hideri_Kanzaki
Hideri_Kanzaki

we're kicking off 2024 with a bang. First with the Epstein flight logs and now Crack-Life Anniversary (yet again)

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Abrikosus
Abrikosus

Took me 10, if not more, years to realize the man who made this skitzoid mod was an average 'Naujininkai' inhabitant. At least the zombies seem to be from Naujanai.

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sonicmlg999
sonicmlg999

Hi, siemka, I have a question: when are you planning to release the update? As I can see from the trailer, the main part of the mod is completed.

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RaphaelMamadoffe2012
RaphaelMamadoffe2012

@[siemka123](members:siemka123:276909) Can You Make Another Version On Crack-Life? You Must Add Memes In That Mod You're Making With Another Version, & YOu Must Create New Game & Tutorial Maps!

Here Are The Memes (Sound's & Models) You Can Add:
Mikudayo (Model As Enemy, Sounds, This Is From 7/11 Store Commercial)
Smurf Cat (Model As Enemy, Song Name Is Alan Walker - The Spectre)
TADC Characters (Including Gangle, Pomni, Caine & Jax, Model's As Allie)
TADC Songs (Your New Home & TADC Theme Song)
BFDI & BFB Characters (Including Four, Firey And X! Four & Firey, X Is Allie!)

This Is All Of Meme List!

List Of New Game & Tutorial Maps:
maparena1
maparena2
maparena3
maparena4
maparena5
maparena6
maparena7
maparena8
maparena9
maparena10
maparena11
maparena12
maparena13
maparena14
maparena15
maparena16
maparena17
maparena18
maparena19
maparena20
tr0a0
tr0a0a
tr0a0b
tr0a0b1
tr0a0b2
tr0a0c
tr0a0d
credits

This Is All Of This List!
Go Make This Another Version If You Want

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SpazJR61
SpazJR61

little children invading half-life community with low effort garbage like these

and of course, siemka is gigachad as always, he refused this little kid's suggestion

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Shephard040
Shephard040

facts for me

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stopsign04
stopsign04

are you 9 or something?

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Guest
Guest

this is half life not pre-school

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Guest
Guest

this is crack not pre-school

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siemka123 Creator
siemka123

No ❤️

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RaphaelMamadoffe2012
RaphaelMamadoffe2012

why not?

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Shephard040
Shephard040

becuse Nein

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