Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.
After a long period of silence, Crack-Life: Anniversary makes a return with an upcoming Campaign update.
It is the alternate universe - Fordon Greeman fails miserably at microwaving a piece of giant cheese and is sent to Xenbabwe. While inhabited and colonized by humans, the borderworld is suffering a major dispute between the major frozen pizza brands: Dr. Oetker and Original Wagner for control of Xen's (Xenbia, Xenbabwe) resources. It is up to our hero to restore order and steady flow of frozen pizzas to earth, otherwise humanity shall fall!
Stay tuned for an upcoming major Crack-Life: Anniversary update somewhere this year!
The 1.1 AAA Developer post-release bug fix up update is here!
As soon as Crack-Life: Anniversary was released, we've received some criticism on how the mod handles, specifically how well can it run without crashing...
The not so long awaited mod has been released after an extremely rushed development cycle involving large doses of crack!
It's been 10 years since the first ever Crack-Life has been released. Crack-Life now returns with an Anniversary edition, containing various improvements...
Crack-Life: Anniversary. An edition of Crack-Life created as a celebration to the mod's 10 year anniversary. This is the 1.1 Update: The AAA Developer...
A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...
The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...
this mod does add inches to your ****
A p p l e z
way better then hunt down the freeman
We're so back dude
2024 getting better
we're kicking off 2024 with a bang. First with the Epstein flight logs and now Crack-Life Anniversary (yet again)
Took me 10, if not more, years to realize the man who made this skitzoid mod was an average 'Naujininkai' inhabitant. At least the zombies seem to be from Naujanai.
Hi, siemka, I have a question: when are you planning to release the update? As I can see from the trailer, the main part of the mod is completed.
@[siemka123](members:siemka123:276909) Can You Make Another Version On Crack-Life? You Must Add Memes In That Mod You're Making With Another Version, & YOu Must Create New Game & Tutorial Maps!
Here Are The Memes (Sound's & Models) You Can Add:
Mikudayo (Model As Enemy, Sounds, This Is From 7/11 Store Commercial)
Smurf Cat (Model As Enemy, Song Name Is Alan Walker - The Spectre)
TADC Characters (Including Gangle, Pomni, Caine & Jax, Model's As Allie)
TADC Songs (Your New Home & TADC Theme Song)
BFDI & BFB Characters (Including Four, Firey And X! Four & Firey, X Is Allie!)
This Is All Of Meme List!
List Of New Game & Tutorial Maps:
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credits
This Is All Of This List!
Go Make This Another Version If You Want
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little children invading half-life community with low effort garbage like these
and of course, siemka is gigachad as always, he refused this little kid's suggestion
facts for me
are you 9 or something?
this is half life not pre-school
this is crack not pre-school
No ❤️
why not?
becuse Nein