Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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After years of development, let's hope it was worth the wait. Crack-Life: Campaign Mode is now released.

This mod is standalone, therefore you don't need the first crack-life to play this. This mod features an exciting and also traumatizing and weird as hell campaign, that is a sequel to the first Crack-Life.

New features also include:

*New weapons

*Secrets

*New enemies and bosses

*New training room that provides a totally decent tutorial

Like the older crack-life, I will not try to fix most of the bugs, but if a gamebreaking glitch is found, it would be nice to report it.

Crack-Life is dead?

Crack-Life is dead?

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HELL NO! MOD IS NOT DEAD! It's been quite a while since the trailer was released, so I decided to keep in touch with the people who are actually waiting...

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

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And you laddies thought that Crack-Life was the end... It's not ogre yet. Crack-Life is making a return with a new campaign sequel to the first one!

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Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

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A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...

Crack-Life

Crack-Life

Full Version 98 comments

The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...

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This made me vomit but it's a little good , i suppose

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i loved this mod, because it is retarded :)

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ZatsNotMedicine
ZatsNotMedicine

I am quite desperate to know this.

Do you remember the sound file "alien_cycletone"? I would really like to know what the original song is called. It's so damn catchy...

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xenu1476331907
xenu1476331907

If you can see this Siemka123, if you ever want to do something like this (Crack-Life and CL: Campaign) in HL2 I highly recommend using HL2 SMOD as a base, endless possibilities.

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NyanCommissar
NyanCommissar

CRACK-LIFE MEMES (EXCEPT SONG)

SPARTA from '300'
Russian Spetznaz Quotes from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
<...> in lobby room in c1a1
SANIC from SANIC
LAKUPIIPPU
HOH SIS (JOJ)
Hitler from 'Der Untergang'
Hitler from Real Life
Oxi Clean Detergent
Rammstein - Sonne
PINGAS from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Shotgun & Railgun from Quake III
"How about no" from 'Austin Powers'
"NO!" from Team Fortress 2
Nazis from Day of Defeat: Source
Banana Bomb from Worms 2
Pepsi & Mentos (nuff said)

TEXT TO SPEECH PROGRAMS
Microsoft Sam ("Good morning ******" and "SOI SOI")
Finnish Mikko ("Hello Gordon Freeman ...")
<...> ("These human body parts ...")

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Bigguns_The_Boss
Bigguns_The_Boss

Do you know where i can find the Mikko voice for windows 7?

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ZatsNotMedicine
ZatsNotMedicine

By the way "These human body parts" Is the UK Charles text to speech voice

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Highest Rated (20 agree) 10/10

I fear no man... but this thing... it scares me.

This has to be the MOTY 2012

Nov 10 2012 by REENIGAV

Lowest Rated (3 agree) 5/10

Mess up mods are garbage, and this isn't an exception.

You do get points for making a campaign that was mostly "ehh.." but not much.

Feb 4 2016 by Magic_Nipples

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