Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and sent to Black Mesa prison for killing every single scientist (Even before the invasion). Now it's up to our hero to break out, and discover Black Mesa's dirty little secrets.

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JuleRose
JuleRose

It's finally here! Praise The Dark Lord Chin-Chin! :D

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Ickes
Ickes

I need more chromosomes for this game

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LastLifeOfficial
LastLifeOfficial

Full Version?! d..download... DOWNLOAD!

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GeneralRain01
GeneralRain01

oh yes

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h010c
h010c

Finally!!! Oh yesss...

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awkook
awkook

truly amazing stuff :D

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Paul1114
Paul1114

Sadly what it`s very short( start and ended today). But it`s way funny and amazing! 10\10 can`t wait to play another mods by siemka

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mackan0403
mackan0403

Wow! Instant goose bumbs on the ladder on the training room.

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ethics
ethics

Yesss!
******' amazing!
Waited soo long for this

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Secret_Coming
Secret_Coming

its my first time... which should I download? this download or the other download?

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siemka123 Author
siemka123

I would suggest playing the 'Crack-Life' first, then later you can play 'Crack-Life: Campaign Mode'. This way you will get to know how much it burns your brain cells.

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Secret_Coming
Secret_Coming

oh right I played that one, so basically that was remixed hl1 and this is an actual game right?

Also, I liked it but I got trapped on the first as I got on the half life :/

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dooki51
dooki51

Why do the credits look like ****?

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siemka123 Author
siemka123

Because they have to

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ColdSweetTea
ColdSweetTea

Im' gonna f*king play this and record it for YouTube!
Yeah That's The Stuff @-@

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Guest
Guest

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG HES FINALLY HERE

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ColdSweetTea
ColdSweetTea

(buried)

Finished playing it, and recorded every single moment lol.
im uploading dat tutorial thingythy thong to pomtube.sex

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Guest
Guest

Linkejimai is lietuvos

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DoctorPawsworth
DoctorPawsworth

And we all thought it died. Welcome back, siemka. This is just...glorious.

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Richyyy:D
Richyyy:D

I love you.

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Adam249PL
Adam249PL

YESSSSSSS ******* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALY OH MY ******* GOD ITS FINALY HERE **** YEAH SIEMKA YOU ARE THE BEST POLISH DEVELOPER EVAR

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siemka123 Author
siemka123

I'm Lithua... Oh **** it, nevermind.

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uldis75
uldis75

oh poland yu now everywhere yu cheap labour clean toilet for no mani
(its ok broli im Latvian i distract them so we can runaway and eat potato in peace and have laba diena)

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Guest
Guest

hm i wonder if it's possible for this to be multiplayer

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that-guy-over-there
that-guy-over-there

I think you can do it on Sven Co-op if you link it right

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TheGeneralFilms
TheGeneralFilms

Released on 9/11
just like you promised!

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jackiedub12th
jackiedub12th

when you guys gonna do crack life on half life 2?

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Gleb_AA-Gun
Gleb_AA-Gun

What song is redarmy.wav?

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gatuno2
gatuno2

Farewell of Slavianka

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DerickFabro
DerickFabro

some parts are EXACTLY like a Doom 2 Terry WAD!

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Miroki_Wolf
Miroki_Wolf

Honestly ? One of the best HL 1 mods on this website. I never laughed so hard at a game ! Thanks so much for this mod !

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bodyanator
bodyanator

how to launch that? im sorry :<

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Guest
Guest

How do i launch this?

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IliasVela
IliasVela

Same question here, i only see one executable tha does not work on windows 10 at all

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gatuno2
gatuno2

Just copy the mod folder into half-life folder, go on half-life and select custom game/change game and select crack-life: campaing mode.

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FilipeRené
FilipeRené

thanks alot dude

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zerofive1997
zerofive1997

Final song is 'Виктор Цой - Перемен' (We Are Waiting for Change)

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Gleb_AA-Gun
Gleb_AA-Gun

What is the song listed as redarmy.wav? It's very interesting to me, due to I have already heard it before on another game, but with a megafon filter.

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gatuno2
gatuno2

Farewell of Slavianka.

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Gleb_AA-Gun
Gleb_AA-Gun

Darn, I found it just after posting it, a friend found it to me with an Android App. :o
Thanks Anyways, might help someone else!

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ethics
ethics

i do want to know what the song listed as "run1" is...

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Mxcy
Mxcy

how do i install?

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Guest
Guest

Menu song name?

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bartidan
bartidan

the game is crashing. HELP

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HazyMan
HazyMan

just fist me daddy

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DoctorDial
DoctorDial

fix it

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