Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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After years of development, let's hope it was worth the wait. Crack-Life: Campaign Mode is now released.

This mod is standalone, therefore you don't need the first crack-life to play this. This mod features an exciting and also traumatizing and weird as hell campaign, that is a sequel to the first Crack-Life.

New features also include:

*New weapons

*Secrets

*New enemies and bosses

*New training room that provides a totally decent tutorial

Like the older crack-life, I will not try to fix most of the bugs, but if a gamebreaking glitch is found, it would be nice to report it.

Crack-Life is dead?

Crack-Life is dead?

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HELL NO! MOD IS NOT DEAD! It's been quite a while since the trailer was released, so I decided to keep in touch with the people who are actually waiting...

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

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And you laddies thought that Crack-Life was the end... It's not ogre yet. Crack-Life is making a return with a new campaign sequel to the first one!

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Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Full Version 143 comments

A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...

Crack-Life

Crack-Life

Full Version 129 comments

The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...

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If you want retardation at its finest, then this mod is for you!

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luigi4444af
luigi4444af

Unless.

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mario-herewego
mario-herewego

crack-life 2
crack-life: blue ****
crack-life: opposing *****
crack-life 2: episode skrillex
crack-life 2: episode dicks

Some ideas t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶n̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶.

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luigi4444af
luigi4444af

Yes.

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MuziTheGamer
MuziTheGamer

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!?!

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taucannon
taucannon

modder of the year FeelsOkayMan :point_right: <3
(edit) pls vote this guy

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Guest
Guest

this mod is just the devs making fun of you and i love it

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How do I install the mod on steam?

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luigi4444af
luigi4444af

Put the Crack-life folder in your half-life 1 folder and restart steam and it should be in your library

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I fear no man... but this thing... it scares me.

This has to be the MOTY 2012

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