Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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After years of development, let's hope it was worth the wait. Crack-Life: Campaign Mode is now released.

This mod is standalone, therefore you don't need the first crack-life to play this. This mod features an exciting and also traumatizing and weird as hell campaign, that is a sequel to the first Crack-Life.

New features also include:

*New weapons

*Secrets

*New enemies and bosses

*New training room that provides a totally decent tutorial

Like the older crack-life, I will not try to fix most of the bugs, but if a gamebreaking glitch is found, it would be nice to report it.

Crack-Life is dead?

Crack-Life is dead?

News 8 comments

HELL NO! MOD IS NOT DEAD! It's been quite a while since the trailer was released, so I decided to keep in touch with the people who are actually waiting...

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

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And you laddies thought that Crack-Life was the end... It's not ogre yet. Crack-Life is making a return with a new campaign sequel to the first one!

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Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Full Version 120 comments

A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...

Crack-Life

Crack-Life

Full Version 111 comments

The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...

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ScoutBine
ScoutBine

i didnt know the guy who created this made Tattletail.

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supersonicbros369
supersonicbros369

Trying to find that text to speech program because something is also wrong with me voice.

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unfunnymeme415
unfunnymeme415

please help me i am suffering death i need to fix gfx wad id 3 error

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cracklifefan
cracklifefan

please help how do i fix the gfx.wad wad3 id error?

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Riesbyfe
Riesbyfe

Average reviews:
Crack-Life - 9/10
Hunt Down The Freeman - 5/10

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ctmbottomtext
ctmbottomtext

NIBBA WE NEED CRACK LIFE 2 IN BLACK MESA OR HALF LIFE 2

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patrickthelegendary
patrickthelegendary

one of the Memes Like Do you Suck Dicks may offend others

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pill_dickle
pill_dickle

you must suck dicks then

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Khatgami
Khatgami

Crack-Life > Hunt Down The Freeman

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Ridiculous-Ties
Ridiculous-Ties

Crack-Life>every HL mod

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Khatgami
Khatgami

I wouldn't go tjat far, there are plenty of good and great Half-Life Mods out there.

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_revenant.4K
_revenant.4K

lel it's obvious that McPoker>Every Mod and Game in the entire omniverse.

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Khatgami
Khatgami

LMAO!

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I fear no man... but this thing... it scares me.

This has to be the MOTY 2012

Nov 10 2012 by REENIGAV

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