Crack-Life is a retarded, unfunny, racist, offensive mod. It was made from total boredom. It features a bunch of overused jokes and memes that only get more annoying every time you hear them.

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After a long period of silence, Crack-Life: Anniversary makes a return with an upcoming Campaign update.

It is the alternate universe - Fordon Greeman fails miserably at microwaving a piece of giant cheese and is sent to Xenbabwe. While inhabited and colonized by humans, the borderworld is suffering a major dispute between the major frozen pizza brands: Dr. Oetker and Original Wagner for control of Xen's (Xenbia, Xenbabwe) resources. It is up to our hero to restore order and steady flow of frozen pizzas to earth, otherwise humanity shall fall!

Stay tuned for an upcoming major Crack-Life: Anniversary update somewhere this year!

Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1 Released!

Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1 Released!

News 23 comments

The 1.1 AAA Developer post-release bug fix up update is here!

Anniversary and future updates

Anniversary and future updates

News 10 comments

As soon as Crack-Life: Anniversary was released, we've received some criticism on how the mod handles, specifically how well can it run without crashing...

Crack-Life: Anniversary Release

Crack-Life: Anniversary Release

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The not so long awaited mod has been released after an extremely rushed development cycle involving large doses of crack!

Crack-Life 10 Year Anniversary

Crack-Life 10 Year Anniversary

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It's been 10 years since the first ever Crack-Life has been released. Crack-Life now returns with an Anniversary edition, containing various improvements...

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Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1

Crack-Life: Anniversary v1.1

Full Version 84 comments

Crack-Life: Anniversary. An edition of Crack-Life created as a celebration to the mod's 10 year anniversary. This is the 1.1 Update: The AAA Developer...

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Crack-Life: Campaign Mode

Full Version 151 comments

A new crack-life adventure, opens up to you, with tons of new enemies and weapons. After Fordon Greeman came back from Nazi Germany, he was arrested and...

Crack-Life

Crack-Life

Full Version 110 comments

The first full version of crack-life. Don't bother telling me the bugs since I am not going to fix most of them, I have other things I am planning to...

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msads3134919
msads3134919 - - 4 comments

Do I need to download all the files to play? 264K

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Hideri_Kanzaki
Hideri_Kanzaki - - 20 comments

Just choose the one you want, you don't need to download all of them

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Guest
Guest - - 692,110 comments

This mod is crazy, I liked it.

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C4LH0UN
C4LH0UN - - 2 comments

bro i tried extracting this into my half life folder and nothings been happening help me

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BaconThatDude
BaconThatDude - - 1 comments

this mod does add inches to your ****

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Shephard040
Shephard040 - - 52 comments

A p p l e z

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mahaddagamer
mahaddagamer - - 2 comments

way better then hunt down the freeman

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SpazJR61
SpazJR61 - - 412 comments

We're so back dude
2024 getting better

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Hideri_Kanzaki
Hideri_Kanzaki - - 20 comments

we're kicking off 2024 with a bang. First with the Epstein flight logs and now Crack-Life Anniversary (yet again)

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Abrikosus
Abrikosus - - 1 comments

Took me 10, if not more, years to realize the man who made this skitzoid mod was an average 'Naujininkai' inhabitant. At least the zombies seem to be from Naujanai.

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